"Well, it's none of my business, I'm leaving first."
This young man's face turned blue. Just now Luo Zheng punched Tang Tianwu to his knees. His strength was far inferior to that of Tang Tianwu. If he dared to fight Luo Zheng, he hurriedly turned around and ran away.
I wish my parents could have two more legs!
"It's none of your business? It's none of your business. Why are you chasing me so closely?"
Luo Zheng sneered, and after a few steps, he had already caught up with the tall and thin boy. He grabbed him with his back, picked him up, grabbed one of his arms, and gave him a hard squeeze.
Click!
The young man's hand was broken and he was hiding on the ground and wailing.
"Luo Zheng, I've had diarrhea these past few days. It's really hard to carry this thing. It's a waste of my clothes."
In the distance, Wang Nian walked over holding his nose, carrying a piece of clothes rolled into a ball, and a bundle of hemp rope on his back.
"Luo Zheng, why did you ask me to come here with a piece of shit? Who are these two guys?"
Wang Nian looked at Luo Zheng, and then glanced at the two guys on the ground who were holding their broken arms and wailing. They looked confused, and the clothes in their hands exuded a stench.
"Hey, of course someone is going to eat shit."
Luo Zheng stared at Tang Tianwu and the tall and thin boy with a wicked smile on his face.
"How dare you!"
Tang Tianwu's expression changed drastically. Seeing the malicious look on Luo Zheng's face, he hurriedly shouted: "You beat me to death, and I won't eat it either."
"Haha, I told you a long time ago that if you dare to mess with me again, I will ask you to kneel down and eat shit. You still don't believe it. You don't have to worry too much. I'll beat you to death. I don't have the courage. I just let you eat shit.
I won’t beat you to death.”
Luo Zheng laughed and said to Wang Nian: "Bring the hemp rope over and tie them up. If they don't eat, I'll feed them!"
"Some people really eat shit. This is quite new. I have to find out about it today."
Wang Nian laughed when he heard this, and hurriedly took the hemp rope over, blaming Luo Zheng, "You didn't make it clear. If you had known it was for two people to eat, I would have pulled a little more. What if it's not enough?"
"It's okay, wait a minute, I'll take a dip too." Luo Zheng grinned.
"Luo Zheng, you bitch, I'm going to kill you!"
Tang Tianwu and the others' faces turned green and they kept yelling and cursing.
After three strikes, five divided by two, Luo Zheng and Wang Nian tied the two of them into mummies.
Wang Nian found a stick and carefully lifted off the excrement-covered clothes. He found a large pool of yellow and black stuff, and the stench was overwhelming.
"This guy scolds the most fiercely. Open his mouth and I'll feed him."
Wang Nian stirred it up with a stick and pointed at Tang Tianwu with a joking look on his face.
Now Tang Tianwu panicked. He scolded him fiercely just now because he knew that Luo Zheng would never dare to kill him in the Five Beast Army, so he acted unscrupulously.
I didn't expect that Luo Zheng was so wicked that he wanted to eat shit. If he really ate it and the news spread, it would be more uncomfortable than death.
"Hey, you two have something to talk about! A scholar cannot be humiliated without being killed. If you humiliate me like this, how will I, the young master, live in the future?"
Tang Tianwu looked sad. The two guys in front of him were so wicked that they didn't seem to be joking at all. He hurriedly gave in.
"I broke your arms. Anyway, the feud has been made. If I don't humiliate you today, you won't let it go in the future. Naturally, you have to make more money first." Luo Zheng still sneered.
"There is no grudge, there is no grudge. We are just competing in martial arts. Injuries are inevitable. We will never seek revenge from Brother Luo."
Tang Tianwu heard the meaning of Luo Zheng's words and quickly put on a smile. Unfortunately, severe pain came from his broken arm from time to time, which distorted his face and made him even more ferocious.
"real?"
Luo Zheng smiled faintly and asked doubtfully.
"Of course, I, Tang Tianwu, stand upright and keep my word, otherwise the thunder will strike me to death." Tang Tianwu hurriedly swore for fear that Luo Zheng would not believe him.
"Forget it, I can't afford to take this risk. Wait a minute and you'll think it's fart. Find someone to kill me. Once it's over, I'll find someone."
Luo Zheng curled his lips disdainfully and winked at Wang Nian.
Wang Nian smiled evilly, held up the shit stick, grinned his white teeth, and shouted: "Boy, open your mouth quickly, or else this shit will get on your face. It's not the fat man's fault."
"No, Luo Zheng, no, no, no, it's Mr. Luo, so what do you have to do to believe it?"
Tang Tianwu closed his mouth tightly, tears almost flowing down his face, "I promise you whatever you say, please don't let me eat shit!"
The tall and thin boy also quickly begged: "Yes, yes, everything can be discussed. This shit is absolutely unacceptable. We are not married yet. If the matter is spread, that girl will still be willing to marry us."
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"So that's the case, so what should I do? I'm a good person, and I can't bear it if you two can't get a wife in the future."
Luo Zheng suppressed a smile and said with an unbearable expression.
"Let's do this. If you dare to chase me this time, I should punish you severely. But because you two guys have shown repentance, I will be lenient and give you a chance to change your ways. Now
I'll write an IOU and let you go."
After pretending to think for a while, Luo Zheng said seriously.
"IOU?" Tang Tianwu and the two looked at each other, not knowing what the IOU was about, and quickly asked: "Master Luo, how should I write this IOU?"
"Well, just write that on a certain day in a certain year, I should have taken a dip in shit. Now I owe you the debt. You will never dare to trouble me in the future, otherwise you will cash in and take shit immediately."
Luo Zheng organized it haphazardly. This shitty IOU was really hard to write, but it would be enough if it could be understood.
Phew! Phew!
Hearing this, Tang Tianwu and the others vomited three liters of blood, with expressions of grief and anger on their faces, and stared at Luo Zheng. Writing such an IOU would be a lifelong stain, worse than eating shit.
"Why, look at the expressions of the two of you, do you still hate me?"
Luo Zheng's face turned cold, "Tell me, write an IOU or eat shit, it's your choice!"
"Don't dare, don't dare, how dare we bear grudges against Mr. Luo, but can't we not write this kind of IOU? If it spreads in the future, we two will no longer have to be human beings."
Tang Tianwu smiled and discussed it, sending greetings to Luo Zheng and his family in his heart.
"If word spreads, are you still planning to take revenge on me?" Luo Zheng's eyes turned cold.
"No, no, no, Mr. Luo is an adult and doesn't remember the faults of villains. How dare I take revenge!" Tang Tianwu was startled, "It's just that this IOU must never be accepted. It's too embarrassing."
"Humph, it's embarrassing? It's up to you whether you write it or not. If you don't write it, forget it."
Luo Zheng had an idea, suddenly grinned, and said to Wang Nian: "I just thought of a good idea. How about knocking them unconscious, stuffing their mouths with shit, and throwing them to the most crowded place in the camp?
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"My shit is too watery, so it's hard to stuff it up!" Wang Nian scratched his head, looking serious.
puff--!
puff--!
Tang Tianwu and the tall and thin boy spurted nine liters of blood and had the urge to commit suicide. This move was so poisonous that they could think of such methods!
"We still write IOUs!"
Finally, Tang Tianwu and his wife gave in, solemnly wrote down two IOUs and pressed their fingerprints.
"Wencai is not bad!"
Luo Zheng looked at the IOU, praised him very much, untied the hemp ropes on the two of them, and said: "You two must remember in the future that if I ask you to do something, you must be obedient. Also.
Yes, you are not allowed to leak even a word about what happened today. If I hear any bad news, the contents of these two IOUs may be spread out accidentally."
"let's go!"
Tang Tianwu and the tall and thin boy glared at Luo Zheng fiercely, each holding a broken arm, and left in a hurry.
What happened today was that even if they were beaten to death, they would not take the initiative to speak out. This time it was really embarrassing.
Watching the two of them go away, Luo Zheng and Wang Nian found another place to sit down in the woods and talked about their experiences in the blood refining assessment.
Before the blood refining examination, Luo Zheng refined two magic weapons using thunder iron gold, and the other one was the thunder blast bow he used.
The one given to Wang Nian was a pair of combat boots.
This pair of combat boots was imitated by Luo Zheng after a lot of effort, based on an immortal weapon recorded by Spirit Sword Tianzun in the Tongtian Record of Refining Artifacts. They were called Thunder Boots.
According to legend, the real running thunder boots are immortal weapons refined from the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder and Xuantian Divine Gold. After wearing them, one can cross a hundred miles in one step.
Naturally, the pair of Thunder Boots given to Wang Nian as a gift could not be so awesome. If the Thunder Iron Gold Essence did not contain the power of thunder, there would be no way to imitate the Thunder Boots.
Although he barely succeeded in the end, the effect was definitely a thousand miles away. However, with a step of sixty feet, among warriors, unless they were strong in the marrow-changing realm, it would be difficult for anyone to catch up with Wang Nian.
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It has to be said that this fat man is really lucky. In the Juegu Valley, he followed others and entered the tomb of an ancient warrior. He made a lot of bargains and even grabbed a spiritual fruit.
"Look, this is the spirit fruit."
With that said, Wang Nian took out a jade box from his arms, opened it a little, and a scent of fragrance came into his nose, which made him feel refreshed and relaxed.
The skin of this spiritual fruit has lost its luster and looks dry, just like a large raisin. It has obviously lost a lot of its medicinal power over the years.
However, it can also be seen that the remaining medicinal power in the spirit fruit is still extremely powerful, much more powerful than the human-level elixir. If it can be refined, it will definitely improve the cultivation level.
"I don't know what this spiritual fruit is, so I can't take it casually. I have to find out the name of the spiritual fruit, its medicinal effects, and then find a way to use it."
Luo Zheng took a few glances, but unfortunately he didn't know anything about elixirs, so he could only close the jade box first to prevent the medicine from losing its power.
"You can keep it for me first and put it on your body. I'm afraid someone will snatch it away." Wang Nian was delighted.
Luo Zheng nodded. It was indeed a bit unreliable to put such a precious thing on this fat man.
After collecting the spirit fruit, Luo Zheng asked: "By the way, who did you steal this spirit fruit from? You must be careful in the future to avoid being caught by others."