"Time is always so ruthless as time passes by. In a hurry, it takes away our youthful years and leaves traces of time. It will not stop for anyone to make up for regrets, nor will it pass by for anyone to erase sorrow.
Next, I would like to invite Zhang Lin, who is loved by everyone, has flowers blooming, and flat tires in the third grade of high school, to bring us his song "I will not ferry her". Please!" Cheng Jinmei stood on the chairman's chair
In front of the stage, the program was announced loudly, and Zhang Lin officially stepped onto the first dazzling stage in his life plan.
He Zhang, even though he is tone deaf, today, he wants to become famous. First, he will become famous on campus and become a popular figure.
Take the next step and let your name be sung in the university. Lay a solid foundation for a bright future in the future.
"Hello everyone, I am the handsome guy in Class 1, Grade 3, who is loved by everyone, has flowers blooming, and cars with flat tires - Zhang Lin."
"Haha..." The students around who were eating melon seeds couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, and smiled at someone's thick skin. The teachers on the podium also smiled knowingly and shook their heads.
"There are always many regrets in life, and the most regrettable thing in life is when God brings people to their fate.
Today, I bring you a song "Follow me but not her". I hope you like it.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t like it, because I’ve sung it and that’s enough!”
Zhang Lin laughed playfully, ignored the crowd's boos, closed his eyes to find the feeling, opened his mouth and sang to himself:
I planted it in previous lives,
There is constant concern.
Did the little monk look back?
The chanting voice becomes hoarse,
There is no more her in this temple,
Bodhi will not save her,
It is difficult to retain several volumes of scriptures,
This courtyard is full of ghost flowers...
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The wind is still blowing,
Whose time has been messed up?
…
I also lowered my head and smiled
…
Ask the Buddha with a smile!
Crossing millions of homes.
Why don't you ferry me but not her?"
The song is desolate, it is indeed a good song, but the scene is also a car accident...
"This song "Follow me but not her" is given to everyone. I hope you like it! Thank you!" Zhang Lin finished singing, bowed to himself, and walked off the small stage.
"Thank you..." Everyone was shocked by Zhang Lin's singing skills. After Zhang Lin came off the stage, Li Jue was the first to react and stepped forward to take over the stage and start the next program.
"Brother Lin!" Sitting next to An Peng, An Peng raised his thumbs at Zhang Lin. "I won't accept the abuses, so I will accept you! Such a shocking singing performance is unprecedented and unprecedented.
!”
"Get out!" Zhang Lin took a sip of mineral water and rolled his eyes at the other party angrily.
"I really admire you this time. Your courage is commendable! Your courage is commendable!" An Peng patted Zhang Lin on the shoulder and sighed. He really admired Zhang Lin this time.
On such an occasion, with such a magical singing skills, after singing, I don't blush or kick my head in anger, and when faced with everyone's sighs, I don't feel the slightest bit ashamed, I am calm and calm, with such concentration, I am truly a god.
A role model for our generation!
This man's face is three times thicker than that of a city wall, and he will surely become a great person in the future.
"Jiayou XX! Jiji Waiwai, believe it or not, I will tell so-and-so what you said in your dreams at night?" Zhang Lin looked at An Peng with an unhappy expression and sneered.
"Brother! Dear brother! I was wrong, you have a lot of people! Don't argue with me. Come on, drink water, drink water, authentic mountain spring! It's cool and relieves the heat!" An Peng's face turned bitter when he heard this, and he quickly apologized.
Hey! What a pitiful secret love! Zhang Lin shook his head when he saw An Peng's appearance. In the last life, this boy had no relationship with him. I can't say that sentence! Tsk tsk!
"Graduation is about to happen, why don't you give it a try?" Zhang Lin said timidly while eating melon seeds.
"You can still be friends if you don't try, but I'm afraid you won't even be friends if you try." Hearing this, An Peng cracked a melon seed and shook his head.
"Tsk tsk! If it were me, I would definitely confess once! Can't we be husband and wife and still be friends? Watching her put on a wedding dress for others in the future will make you cry! Go become a monk!" Zhang Lin shook his head disdainfully and looked at
An Peng was filled with contempt.
"Just tell me, why don't you confess to your cheating behavior?" An Peng looked at Zhang Lin's disdainful look and couldn't help but feel angry.
"Uh! Watch a show! Watch a show!" Zhang Lin smiled awkwardly upon hearing this.
"Coward! You have the nerve to accuse me!" An Peng looked at Zhang Lin with disdain and went to watch his own show.
"I've decided!" Zhang Lin patted An Peng's thigh and whispered in his ear.
"I'm shocked. You kid, just keep talking and move your hands and feet. What's the decision?" An Peng, who was suddenly attacked, threw a handful of melon seeds on the ground and turned to look at Zhang Lin with an unhappy look. Dayou
If you don't explain it clearly, you will know why the flower is so red today?
"How about we ask them out tonight and confess our feelings together?" Zhang Lin looked at An Peng seriously.
"Are you crazy? If the school finds out about this, it will be a big demerit! At the moment of graduation, there is no time to relax." An Peng, who has always been a good student, was frightened out of his mind when he heard this.
"What are you afraid of? Will the school give you a wife in the future? There are more than 60 million single men in the country. Do you want to be one of them in the future?" Zhang Lin looked at An Peng with disdain.
"Wait, who told you that there are more than 60 million single men in the country?" An Peng looked at Zhang Lin suspiciously.
"No...no?" Zhang Lin was suddenly stunned when he heard this and looked at An Peng blankly.
"According to statistics, there are now more than 23 million single women in the country, while there are less than 10 million single men, and only about 23% of them have no desire for heterosexuality or that type of people, while most of the rest are
It's just because I'm busy with work or something and don't have time to look for it.
So, did your 60 million single men listen to that ‘expert’?” An Peng looked at Zhang Lin seriously.
"Cough! Cough!" Zhang Lin couldn't help but be speechless when he heard the words, and his old face turned red.
"We are not discussing how many single people there are, but we are talking about confession, confession, idiot! How many times do you get drunk in life? Why don't you go crazy? Come on, Sao Nian!" Zhang Lin looked at An Peng seriously. "Maybe he is.
The girl just likes you, so she doesn’t have to wait for you to confess her love. I see that she often flirts with you..."
"Stop it! Stop it! What do you mean by flirting?" An Peng looked at Zhang Lin displeased.
"Uh, are you flirting?" Zhang Lin said cautiously.
"Huh?" An Peng glared when he heard this, which was worse than flirting.
"We are happy with each other! We are happy with each other! That's it!" Zhang Lin raised his hands in surrender.
"Who is in love with whom?" Li Jue patted Zhang Lin on the shoulder, stretched his head and asked.
"Monitor, aren't you hosting the show?" Zhang Lin was so frightened that he patted his chest and said helplessly.
"Tch, am I going to be on the rostrum all my life?" Li Jue heard this and rolled his eyes at Zhang Lin angrily. "Hey! Where can I download this song?" Li Jue shook his phone, which was playing Zhang Lin.
Singing video.
The picture is so clear that it can be seen that the surrounding audience covered their ears, obviously trying their best to resist the howling of the ghosts and gods, and the scene lost control for a time.