The five hundred and sixtieth seventh act: the allusions to the thief of Cao
In the comment section, there are inevitably some sluts who express their emotions every night.
"Yuhang, my Yuhang."
"You are not allowed to steal the keyboard and mouse used by Yuhang. You are not allowed to steal them."
"Having used the keyboard and mouse used by Yuhang, does that count as holding hands indirectly?"
A series of explicit messages were invariably followed by the "drooling" emo expression, which gave Wolf, who likes to surf the Internet for information, the frowning and puzzled expression of an old man on the subway.
The most outrageous thing is that there are many naysayers below these comments.
"That's not your Aerospace, it's everyone's Aerospace" "Just grab it, I not only want to grab it alone, but also call my friends to rush to buy customized keyboards and mice" "Yahang and I both live and breathe on the earth."
The air flowing between each other, does this count as an exchange of breaths?
Comments like this.
Wolf shook his head and said that he couldn't keep up with the trendy thinking of young people.
Bang was very open-minded. While lying on the sofa with his eyes closed, he said in a lazy tone, "Isn't this the rebellious psychology of young people? Whatever appears in the comments will be countered by the comments below."
I don’t know if it was affected by the ‘lay flat’ mentality.
Bang recently started trying the so-called 'meditation training method'.
Whenever she had time, she would lie on the sofa in the lounge at a comfortable angle and posture, closing her eyes and adjusting her breathing, leaving her co-star, Assistant Effort, speechless.
I often can't find my AD during training.
When she turned around, she found someone sitting on the sofa with her eyes closed and meditating. After waking her up, Bang innocently asked why she interrupted her meditation training.
In addition, the opponent is a senior in the team.
In the end, Effort could only cooperate with Rank passers-by.
The club only has a few rooms.
Within a few days, news of Bang's addiction to meditation training spread everywhere.
Whether it was the coach or his teammates, they just regarded it as a joke after dinner. After all, it was still in the relaxing offseason, and Bang was just taking advantage of the break to sit on the sofa, which did not affect normal training.
The most curious one is of course Wolf.
She didn't know where she learned that meditation helped shape her body.
He immediately and enthusiastically discussed with his friend Bang how to quickly enter a meditative state and other issues. Bang also knew what this guy was thinking, he just wanted to comfort himself.
In the past, a person alone could eat whatever he wanted.
But now the online romance with Ezreal is progressing vigorously, and the other party also plans to travel to Seoul.
What if Wolf is out of shape when we meet again.
Doesn't that reflect the popular internet meme of "Then let me go"?
"Forget about the reverse psychology." Wolf raised his phone, "What does the popular comment 'I would like to become a Cao thief' mean?"
Naturally, Cao Cao, the hero of the Three Kingdoms, is included in Korean history classes.
It's a pity that Lee Jae-wan's historical performance is not very satisfactory, and no specific historical figures are associated with him from the hot comments.
"I saw that you didn't take the history class seriously." The second-generation assistant Effort said, "The Cao thief refers to Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms, the hero who left a great name in the history books."
"Why do these netizens say, 'I would like to be Cao Cao'?" Wolf still doesn't understand.
"Cao Cao, like many successful women, is lustful." Effort pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and transformed into a history teacher. "Cao Cao, a great tycoon, is no exception. But she is different from many monarchs in that she has a special hobby.
"
"What's the fetish?"
"She just likes other people's husbands." Effort said, "She even has evil intentions for her daughter's husband."
As if aware of her captain's subtle expression, she changed the topic and waved her hand quickly. "These are unofficial historical records. There is no true record of Cao Cao in the history books. Just take it as a joke."
"A good husband?"
Wolf was so nervous that he didn't notice Li Xianghe who pursed his lips and said nothing.
She widened her eyes and grinned at the screen. "It turns out that these netizens have these evil ideas. They are planning to turn into thieves and get involved in aerospace, right?"
The most outrageous thing is that this comment has become a hot comment with thousands of likes.
It shows that there are many netizens who have such thoughts.
"These people can only talk nonsense online."
Li Xianghe secretly cursed "Xi Ba" and couldn't help but tighten his hold on Su Yuhang's hand.
I finally met Su Yuhang, my destined boyfriend, and there was no way I could be touched by these hateful 'Cao thieves'.
"I heard from the coach, Xianghe, are you planning to move out?" Wolf winked. She had forgotten about this incident at first, but suddenly saw this hot comment about 'Cao Thief', and suddenly remembered that she was in the offline love stage.
someone.
"That's the plan." Li Xianghe nodded and admitted.
Her relationship with Su Yuhang has been made public, and the coach not only did not object but also greatly encouraged her. She was originally prepared to be rejected by Kkoma and be taught a harsh lesson, but to her surprise, the coach nodded in agreement without thinking.
Before leaving, he vaguely asked himself to take safety measures.
When I think of this.
Li Xianghe always felt a little sorry for the coach's good intentions.
Every time I fall deeply in love, I forget to put on my armor and go into battle.
Maybe it's because I'm lucky, I've been fooling around a few times and there's no sign of winning the bid.
"Where will Sister Xianghe move to?"
Seems like he's meditating too much.
Bang actually asked such an obvious question.
"Where else can we move?" Wolf curled his lips enviously, "It must be to move to Su Yuhang's small apartment. Then the two of us can kiss each other and live in a world of two people without being disturbed."
It’s a pity that ‘Ezreal’ is still preparing for graduation internship in Europe.
Otherwise, Lee Jae-wan wouldn't have to be so bored watching someone sleep with her boyfriend.
"Coach agrees?" Bang was stunned.
She had also mentioned her plan to move out of the dormitory to Jin Zhenxun before.
At that time, my boyfriend happened to rent an apartment outside, not far from SKT's base. However, Kkoma said that he did not agree to such a request. He also said that "you are the core of the team" and "you should focus on the game."
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Why is it different when you get to Li Xianghe?
Just because someone is a veteran player of SKT and one of the shareholders of the club?
Or is it because someone’s boyfriend is the main player of the team?
"Agreed." Li Xianghe nodded. "It's mainly because Yuhang forced me to live in an apartment with him."
"Yu Hang is forcing you to do this, how can you say such nonsense?" Wolf couldn't help but smacked his lips, expressing his deep disdain for someone's behavior of pulling Su Yuhang as a shield.
"I have never invited anyone to my exclusive apartment." Su Yuhang, who was sitting aside, did not give any face to his girlfriend. It was obvious that she was shameless, so how could she be forced to do so by him?
"Why haven't you invited me?" Li Xianghe snorted.
"when?"
"It was last night." Li Xianghe said, "At that time, I said it would be great if we could live together, and then Yuhang, you nodded and said yes."
"Is this what is called forcing you?"
It's exactly what my mother said.
Never give girls any sunshine.
As long as there are signs, she can seize them and smash doors and windows.
Li Xianghe looked serious. "At least I was invited by you, and then I planned to move out of the dormitory, and the coach also agreed."
Invitation or not is not the point.
The coach's consent is the key point.
Without Kkoma's nod, Li Xianghe would not have had the guts to move out of the dormitory.