Fang Wuji has been ridiculed by ugly people for more than 20 years. Even if he becomes uglier, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, life is like this. It is impossible to have a girlfriend, let alone a wife. It seems that you can only survive by relying on pornographic pamphlets.
Fang Wuji was originally as calm as an old monk in trance, but after seeing everyone's surprised expressions, he raised his eyebrows, and then when Ma Zhang also started shouting about his amazing skills, Fang Wuji swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously.
, I want to find a mirror.
"Teacher Fang, here you go!"
Li Ziqi took out a palm-sized diorama from the small purse on her waistband, opened the lid with a snap, and handed it to Fang Wuji.
Fang Wuji took it, but when he looked in the mirror, he felt scared again, as if he was standing at a fork in life, not knowing where to go?
What if I really become handsome?
How should I deal with the rest of my life?
"Teacher Fang, take a look!"
Lu Zhiruo urged, waiting to hear Fang Wuji praise and thank the teacher, but she was not idle either, holding a melon in one hand and cutting it off with a knife in the other.
Click!
The big watermelon was broken into several pieces. The papaya girl picked the largest piece and handed it to Sun Mo: "Teacher, eat the melon!"
Sun Mo waved his hand to indicate no, he hadn't washed his hands yet.
"Master Fang, don't be stunned. It's probably time for your assessment soon."
Gu Xiuxun reminded.
"Haha, I'm also confused. Even if you are handsome, how handsome can you be? I'm actually worried about this? It's really ridiculous!"
Fang Wuji shook his head, smiled self-deprecatingly, put the mirror in front of him, and then he was stunned.
who I am?
Where am I?
Who is the handsome guy in this peep show?
The Western mirror imported from the distant Western countries is coated with secret mercury and can reflect every detail of a person with incomparable clarity.
Nobles in the Eastern world are proud to own a huge mirror that can reflect the entire body. Whenever they wash and dress up, seeing the clear figure in the mirror, it seems that even the moles and accumulated fat on the body have changed.
Become noble.
Snapped!
After Fang Wuji was stunned for a moment, he raised his hand and gave himself a slap. The force was so strong that his head was tilted to more than ninety degrees. He was ready to act in a ghost movie.
"Master Fang!"
Gu Xiuxun was startled and quickly shouted to revive Fang Wuji.
Ma Zhang was even more straightforward. He rushed to Fang Wuji, grabbed him by the collar, waved his hand and slapped him three times.
"What are you doing?"
Sun Mo was shocked. His old fanboy couldn't be a pervert, right?
"Master Sun, you don't know something. There was a scholar in the Song Dynasty who went crazy because he won the imperial examination. He was extremely happy and sad, so let's save him again."
Ma Zhang explained, staring at Fang Wuji.
To be honest, if I were suddenly so handsome, I would probably just go over to him happily, right?
Hey, if I was so handsome when I was young, I would definitely have the beauty of my alma mater at my fingertips. How could I be snatched away by that senior?
"Teacher, let me come!"
Sun Xiaoliu rolled up his sleeves and spat hard on his palms, staring at Fang Wuji, ready to take action.
"..."
Li Ziqi was speechless. Are you planning to save people or kill people?
There is no way, not only Sun Xiaoliu is jealous, but other male doctors are also going crazy. In this world, who doesn't want to be more handsome?
Does Yan Xiaoliu know?
That was the so-called prodigal son, who slept with Li Shishi, the number one prostitute in Bianjing, without spending a penny, and even let her pay for her living expenses.
Whose woman is Li Shishi?
Emperor's!
Give a green hat to the emperor who stands at the top of the food chain. How handsome do you think he must be?
Sun Xiaoliu and others felt that Fang Wuji was not bad either.
"Xiao Liu, didn't you hate that you were both Xiao Liu but not named Yan? Now you can ask Master Sun to change your name."
A colleague teased me.
Sun Xiaoliu's mind moved, he turned around, knelt down three meters and arrived in front of Sun Mo, and then knocked down the mountain like a jade pillar.
boom!
"Master Sun, give me one too!"
Sun Xiaoliu begged, and after thinking for a while, he added: "Money is not a problem!"
Even if I work for Sun Mobai for five years at most, how can I raise enough money for plastic surgery? Wait, when I become handsome, wouldn't it be faster to find a rich widow to get the money?
As long as it can fill your stomach, soft rice is still rice!
Ding!
Favorability from Sun Xiaoliu +500, friendliness (610/1000).
"Xiao Liu, what are you doing?"
Ma Zhang was sweating profusely. He yelled and scolded, and his righteousness broke out: "Stand up and get out!"
"ah?"
Sun Xiaoliu was stunned, and under the radiation of the famous teacher's halo, he stood up. Then, he looked ashamed and apologized to Sun Mo: "I'm sorry, I lost my soul!"
"Master Sun, there is no need to blame yourself. It is human nature to love beauty."
Sun Mo understood Sun Xiaoliu's mentality.
In modern times, not only women have undergone plastic surgery, but men have also begun to undergo plastic surgery. When you open a video, you will see that both men and women have the same faces as Internet celebrities.
Ma Zhang did not continue to blame his disciple, because to be honest, even he was moved.
As the old saying goes, Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian, look, looks like Pan An's are ranked first among men.
"This...is this me?"
Fang Wuji turned his head stiffly to Sun Mo and asked in disbelief, as if the scene in front of him was a beautiful soap bubble that could burst with a single poke.
"It's you!"
Sun Mo gave an affirmative answer.
"How long can plastic surgery last? One year? No, it lasts three months, and I'm satisfied."
Fang Wuji looked at Sun Mo expectantly, like an innocent child waiting for a gift from Santa Claus.
"Your appearance will age with your body over time."
Sun Mo smiled and looked at the happy Fang Wuji. He was a little happy and a little proud. This is the feeling of being a savior, right?
"..."
Fang Wuji touched his face with one hand, and then burst into tears.
"Why!"
Ma Zhang sighed and patted Fang Wuji on the shoulder.
Other doctors feel the same way. After all, who hasn’t been rejected by a woman?
In this world, there are still a majority of ordinary-looking men, but a three-pointed woman can proudly sneer at you and refuse your friendship.
Thinking of this, everyone led by Sun Xiaoliu suddenly stared at Sun Mo.
Gu Xiuxun won’t go into details. Look at her two female students. One is quiet, elegant, and intelligent, the other is innocent, has a big papaya, and is kind...
Of course, the most important thing is to be beautiful. After the age of eighteen, you will be absolutely gorgeous.
Damn it, public enemy!
If Sun Mo could receive the level of disgust, then he would be able to explode right now and achieve the reputation achievement of Extreme Hatred.
Sun Mo glanced at Ma Zhang, it turns out you are also a person with stories!
"Master Fang, congratulations on your new life!"
Ma Zhang sent his blessings. At this moment, there was no five-star famous teacher Ma Zhang, only an old man who hoped that Fang Wuji would be happy.
"Thanks!"
After Fang Wuji thanked him, he walked to Sun Mo. He thought for a while and didn't know what to say. There were really too many thoughts churning in his heart.
So he knelt down and banged his head nine times.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Ding!
Favorability from Fang Wuji +1000, respect (1210/10000).
"Master Fang, I still say the same thing, the nobility of the soul is the real nobility!"
Sun Mo helped Fang Wuji up.
"I see!"
Fang Wuji nodded heavily: "Actually, after I got this face, I suddenly missed the wide chin of the past."
"..."
Sun Xiaoliu wanted to ask, are you cheap?
"Then why don't I fix it for you? Anyway, it's not difficult for the teacher."
The innocent Lu Zhiruo asked, which immediately made Fang Wuji embarrassed.
"I made a mistake."
Fang Wuji thanked him, and then looked at Sun Mo seriously: "But now I have a new understanding of life."
"Okay, if you have anything to say, I'll talk to you later. It's probably time for your competition."
Sun Mo reminded everyone that it was time to return to the Dou Battle Hall.
"Um!"
Fang Wuji took a deep breath and walked back.
"I feel like he's a lot more confident in his stride."
Lu Zhiruo took a bite of the melon, and now Fang Wuji's temperament has improved.
“A lot more handsome too!”
Li Ziqi teased, then turned around, looked at Sun Mo, and couldn't help but laugh: "But I still like the teacher's natural handsomeness."
"totally agree!"
Papaya Girl nodded seriously.
"Seconded!"
Gu Xiuxun also laughed, feeling that Xiao Hebao and Papaya Girl were so interesting.
Whoosh!
Hearing this, Sun Xiaoliu and others all looked over. The three girls really had their own styles, and then they wanted to strangle Sun Mo to death.
Sun Mo, on the other hand, had already walked to the fighting hall and wanted to wash his hands.
"Sun Mo, wait for me!"
Gu Xiuxun yelled and chased after me. Did I also look bad? With the relationship between Sun Mo and me, he would definitely not refuse, right?
Lu Zhiruo also opened her legs and followed, but after walking a few steps, she suddenly made an 'ah' sound and stopped.
"What...what happened?"
Li Ziqi was a little nervous because she just said the wrong thing, that is, 'But I still like teachers who are naturally handsome'.
If we dig deeper, it will bring big trouble to Sun Mo.
"Does Teacher Gu like the teacher?"
Papaya girl turned around and asked Li Ziqi.
"You just saw it?"
Li Ziqi bent her fingers and knocked on Papaya Mother's forehead, but she breathed a sigh of relief. It's good. They all thought that the love I mentioned was the kind of love I have for my parents and mentors.
"ah?"
Lu Zhiruo was startled.
Snapped!
Li Ziqi tapped Papaya Madam on the forehead again and whispered, "Don't tell others."
"I won't tell!"
Lu Zhiruo held her head with both hands: "Don't hit me on the head, I'll make you stupid."
…
When Fang Wuji walked to the door of the fighting hall, he heard the examiner's warning and repeated it.
"Fang Wuji, please get on the ring as soon as possible, otherwise you will be forfeited!"
Fang Wuji touched his chin, feeling a little uneasy.
"Teacher Fang, I am a direct student of Teacher Sun Mosun. I have something to give to you."
Tantai Yutang, who had been waiting for a long time, walked out of the shadows in the corner and handed over the photo stone: "By the way, Teacher Fang's opponent this time is Song Lang. I am here to wish Teacher Fang a victory in advance.