Sun Mo was obsessed with the game of chicken for a while. The fun of returning home from get off work every day was to turn on the computer, play a game, survive to the finals, and then kill his opponent with one shot.
By the way, cranes are considered birds, right?
Farewell, my 98k!
Farewell, my seventeen rounds in two seconds!
Farewell, my chicken!
Sun Mo had distracting thoughts in his mind, but his hand exploded with brute force and threw the wooden knife.
call!
With the sound of breaking the wind, the wooden knife accurately shot at the crane standing on the papaya girl showing off its power.
To be honest, a practitioner's eyes, reflexes, and explosive power are all top-notch. Throwing objects with bare hands will definitely hit the target with one hit.
Only this time, just when the wooden knife was about to hit the crane's head, the crane, whose face was red and smelling of alcohol, actually stretched out its right wing.
Snapped!
This wing covered with pure white feathers actually grabbed the wooden knife that was flying quickly, and then it danced like a sword.
quack!
The crane made a strange cry with an unpleasant voice, then jumped down from Lu Zhiruo's body, and rushed towards Sun Mo with a flying swoop.
"..."
Sun Mo was stunned.
It felt like when he used a stick to beat the mad dog that was chasing and biting the little girl, which made Sun Mo feel ridiculous.
"Who is the human being? Aren't you afraid of me?"
As soon as this thought flashed through my mind, the crane was already close, and the ebony knife was drawn out with a loud sound of breaking the wind.
If you hit this, you will definitely get a big hit.
Sun Mo retreated.
Then the crane attacked, and the wooden sword even flew up and down, launching a wave of extremely fierce attacks, very aggressive.
"..."
Am I fucking dreaming?
Sun Mo never thought that one day he would be bullied by a crane.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
The wooden sword had an afterimage, and it never left Sun Mo's head.
Ga!
The crane shouted and burped, and a strong smell of alcohol spurted out, giving Sun Mo a headache.
"Teacher, don't hurt it!"
The papaya girl begged the crane for mercy.
Ga?
Hearing this, the crane became angry. I actually want this human being to show mercy? How blind are you? Believe it or not, I will blow his head off right now?
As a result, Xianhe's offensive instantly increased to another level.
"What the hell is this broken bird?"
Sun Mo frowned and subconsciously activated the Divine Insight Technique, but a line of red letters popped up.
Unable to read target information.
"..."
Sun Mo was speechless. As expected, the skills provided by the system were unreliable. He would still have to practice them by himself in the future.
Whoosh!
The wooden knife was carried by a strong wind and brushed against Sun Mo's nose.
This time, Sun Mo didn't dare to be careless anymore. The second and third levels of the Great Universe's Phaseless Divine Art were fully activated. Not only was the glazed golden body possessed, but the flow of time around him also slowed down, as if the slow-down button had been pressed.
.
There was a papaya girl standing next to her. It would be too embarrassing if she was hit by a broken bird.
Sun Mo stepped on the Wind King Divine Step and dodged two swords in a row. Then he suddenly dodged and got close to him, and then struck hard with the Bodhidharma Shaking Fist.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The heavy fist collided with the wooden sword, causing bursts of explosions.
Ga!
The crane screamed strangely, "This human being is a bit powerful, but it doesn't matter. I drank wine today and am very good at fighting. I will show you my unique skills later."
But just when the crane retreated, preparing to wait for Sun Mo's offensive to pause, and then attack again to kill him in one go, a big hand stretched out from behind like lightning without any warning.
Bah!
The big hand pinched the crane's neck, then raised it, and then poured it onto the ground with all its strength.
boom!
dusty.
Ga!
The crane became even more angry. How dare you throw me?
Human being, you are dead.
Then the clone of Qiankun Infinite kept beating the broken bird, as if it had turned into a pile driver.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Soon, a big hole appeared on the ground, and bird feathers were flying everywhere.
Ga!
The crane was a little confused.
"Zhiruo, are you okay?"
Sun Mo gave up the attack when he saw that the crane was motionless, hanging down like a dead dog.
"I'm fine, teacher, can you let it go?"
Lu Zhiruo pleaded: "It must have been unintentional when it attacked you."
"I don't care if it's intentional or not, I made soup from it today. By the way, I haven't eaten crane yet, so I don't know if the meat is good or not?"
Sun Mo was curious.
Ga!
Hearing this, the crane screamed strangely and stretched out its wings, trying to pat Sun Mo on the head.
"Brother Xian, can you say a few words less?"
Lu Zhiruo advised.
"What does it say?"
Sun Mo knew that although Papaya Girl didn't know the language of animals, she had no problem communicating with small animals.
"It...it..."
Lu Zhiruo was stunned.
"Say it!"
Sun Mo urged.
"Brother Xian said that he drank too little today, otherwise you would never be able to win against him."
After the papaya girl finished speaking, she looked at the crane with a look of shock on her face: "You haven't drunk enough? It's only been a day and a half, right? You've drank more than half of the wine cellar below."
Lu Zhiruo is not a stingy person, especially when it comes to small animals. Even if she only has one steamed bun, she will give them half of it.
But Brother Xian has gone too far. Those wines are the treasure of the old principal. If you drink like this, the teacher will definitely take the blame in the future.
Ga!
The crane still screamed strangely and stretched out its wings, trying to hit the papaya girl.
"What did it say again?"
Sun Mo felt that there must be nothing good to say.
"It said that this immortal bird drank the fine wines of many immortal sects in all the Nine Provinces of Middle-earth. It was the honor of those mortal sects. What happened to eating a few jars of broken wine in your house?"
After Lu Zhiruo explained, he asked curiously: "What is the Immortal Sect?"
"Do you believe this guy is bragging about Bo Yi?"
Sun Mo rolled his eyes.
What he has learned about this world is that because of the existence of spiritual energy, human beings can cultivate to a powerful state of moving mountains and reclaiming seas, but it is nonsense to say that they want to ascend and become immortals.
"No matter what, let's go boil some hot water and scald it first. Then we'll eat it tonight, grill it, stir-fry it, and stew it in soup!"
Sun Mo was really angry.
Sun Mo had gone to see the wine cellar under the villa. Although he didn't recognize the wine in it, the old principal was a saint. If it could be collected by him, could it be garbage?
Ended up being half drunk by this broken bird?
Even if you are really a fairy bird, I will stew you tonight and eat chicken!
"What are you doing standing around? Go boil some water?"
Sun Mo urged.
"Teacher, you can't eat it!"
Lu Zhiruo was anxious.
"Why?"
Sun Mo was puzzled.
"Because it is your psychic beast!"
Papaya Girl explained that if this were not the case, Lu Zhiruo would not have allowed Brother Xian to drink so much fine wine.
"What?"
Sun Mo was dumbfounded and couldn't help but look at the broken bird in his hand. Because of the violent fall, this guy no longer looked as handsome as before. Instead, the bird's feathers were messy and dust was everywhere.
Especially when he drinks too much, his eyes are not even remotely bright, and he is clearly a drunkard who hates others and hates dogs.
"This guy is my psychic beast?"
Sun Mo's brows furrowed tightly, enough to pinch a sea crab to death. How many children's lollipops did I steal in my previous life, before God did this to me?