Chapter 5, All beings at the Chicken Stealing Conference
When Su Cheng heard this rough voice, he knew without guessing that it must be Xu Damao shouting. Calculating the time, he must have discovered that one of his old hens was missing.
And coincidentally, I smelled the aroma of chicken in Si Zhu's house. When I entered the house, I saw a pot of chicken simmering in Si Zhu's stove.
Good guy, my family just lost a chicken, and your family cooked it. This can be said to be a combination of stolen goods and stolen goods. Xu Damao is eager to make the matter bigger and embarrass Silly Zhu.
So Xu Damao came to the backyard to look for the uncle, shouting loudly that there was a thief in the courtyard, fearing that everyone in the courtyard would not know that the uncle and Xinihu had taken over.
But he said that Silly Zhu was stewing chicken at home, and he did not hide it at all. The thought involved is quite worthy of consideration. You must know that these days, ordinary people cannot eat more than a few meals of meat a year, and their noses are very good, especially for the aroma of meat.
, I occasionally eat meat in secret, for fear of having bad effects.
It can be said that Xu Damao and Silly Zhu have their own agendas, but Su Cheng also catches up with this wave of excitement.
This is the famous opening scene in the courtyard, and it would be a pity not to take a look.
At this time, the first uncle came to Su Cheng's house again, looked at the old lady who was dozing on the edge of the bed and said,
"Shengzi, the old lady is sleepy, why don't you let her lie down on the bed?"
The old lady was originally in a state of half-asleep and half-awake. She heard the commotion in the yard before, and she was already awake for a while. When she heard the first man's words to protect the calf,
"It's madam. I want to say a few more words to my grandson."
Then he asked again,
"What's the commotion in this yard at night? Are you guys going to work tomorrow?"
"Old lady, not only did Xu Damao's family lose a chicken, but Zhu Zhu's family also happened to have a chicken stewed in the pot. Xu Damao suspected that Zhu Zhu had stolen their chicken, and made a fuss about holding a hospital-wide meeting."
"This Xu Damao is the troublemaker in the yard. Zhong Hai, don't be confused about the good guys and have wronged Silly Zhu."
The deaf old lady's words were a bit biased, but this person was always prone to preconceptions. The old lady looked down on Xu Damao, and everything she did with him was wrong.
The old man nodded in agreement, and then said to the old lady,
"Old lady, I'm here to tell you what's going on in this yard. Just have a good idea. Secondly, Chengzi just came back today and will also go to work in the steel rolling mill. Taking advantage of this opportunity
If there is a chance, I want him to meet the big guys in the yard, after all, we will all be neighbors in the same yard from now on."
"Well, that's a good thing. My wife is going with you too."
After the old lady finished speaking, she moved her body and was about to get up, but was stopped by Su Cheng.
It was already the end of December, and the temperature difference in the weather in Sijiucheng was still a bit large. Wearing a vest during the day can cope with it, but at night you can't withstand the cold wind and cold at night if you don't wear a jacket.
He didn't want to bother the old lady with this matter, so he said,
"Grandma, you are just lying in bed today and don't go anywhere."
Then he turned to the elder and said,
"Master, you go over first. Everyone is probably waiting for you. I'll take good care of the old lady and I'll be there soon."
"That's it, I'll go there first."
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The older a person gets, the more like a naughty child he is. Previously, the old lady was obviously tired but refused to sleep. She had to hold Su Cheng's hand and chatter a few words.
Now they are clamoring for Su Cheng to carry her to the middle courtyard to see what Xu Damao is up to.
Su Cheng finally persuaded the old lady to lie down under the quilt.
The little old lady was really tired and fell asleep soon.
It was only then that Su Cheng dared to go out, but he didn't know where the chicken-stealing convention was going.
For a moment, Su Cheng felt a little regretful, fearing that he had missed a wonderful scene.
And Su Cheng's goal is also very clear, he is just a theatergoer and will never meddle in other people's business.
As the saying goes, right and wrong are only caused by talking too much, and troubles are caused by being too strong.
Let them make noises as they please, and just live your life well. Su Cheng doesn't dare to imitate those great people who travel through their own systems.
How much hatred must be caused to mutilate the entire courtyard beyond recognition!
Su Cheng walked quickly to the middle courtyard. The chicken-stealing meeting about Banggeng was already half way through.
But I saw a square table set up in the center of the courtyard. Three uncles were sitting around the table. The first uncle was sitting in the middle, the second uncle Liu Haizhong, who was fat, big-eared and slightly bloated, was sitting on the left side. The third old teacher was sitting on the left side.
The uncle was sitting on the right, and for a moment he seemed to have the posture of a three-level trial in ancient times.
Downstairs, the torturer Xu Damao and his wife Lou Xiao'e were sitting on a bench on one side. Opposite the defendant, Silly Zhu, was sitting alone on a bench with his legs crossed, looking like he was not stingy.
Next to it, people eating melons from the courtyard gathered in a circle, some sitting, standing, and some leaning against the walls and pillars.
At this time, I heard the second uncle Liu Haizhong said,
"Silly Zhu, you said you didn't steal the chicken from Xu Damao's house, so where did the chicken in your pot come from? Is there a possibility that the chicken in your pot didn't really come from Xu Damao's house?"
The second uncle picked up the enamel cup on the table and took a sip of tea, looked around, and then continued slowly,
"Everyone knows that Shazhu is the cook of the Third Steel Rolling Mill in our capital. Could it be that he brought this chicken back from the canteen?"
Silly Zhu next to him used to look like he was not stingy, but this time when he heard the second uncle’s words, he immediately became anxious and retorted,
"Second uncle, stealing Xu Damao's chicken is fine, but stealing a chicken from the factory is called stealing official duties. This is not a meeting here, but a criticism meeting in the factory. Don't get involved in this!"
At this time, Su Cheng found a corner, heard the conversation between the two, and looked at the fat-headed and big-eared second uncle thoughtfully in his bangs.
I feel like this guy is exactly the same as the second uncle in movies and TV shows. They are both neighbors in the same compound.
It was just a dispute in the courtyard, but he couldn't wait to make the matter bigger, and he wanted Silly Zhu to die.
I don't know how capable I am, and I always want to be an official to show off my prestige.
At this time, the third uncle who was sitting aside had a shrewd light in his eyes, pushed up his glasses and said,
"Silly Zhu, then you carry a net bag with you when you get off work every day. There are two lunch boxes in the net bag. What's in them?"
It seems that the third uncle Yan Bugui is very upset about Sha Zhu never giving him a lunch box, so he took this opportunity and couldn't help but beat Sha Zhu.
"Okay, don't talk about anything else. Things in the factory are matters in the factory, and things in the courtyard are matters in the courtyard. Don't mix them together."
The old man looked at Silly Zhu and said sternly,
"He Yuzhu, let me ask you again, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
Sometimes you can tell some clues about people and things by their names. Even on such an important occasion, the second uncle and the third uncle directly called He Yuzhu by his nickname Silly Zhu. They probably looked down on him from the bottom of their hearts. On the contrary, the first uncle knew how to deal with it.
Treat each other with respect in every detail.
After the uncle finished speaking, Silly Zhu did not answer immediately. Instead, he glanced sideways at Qin Huairu, who was not far away. At the same time, he also saw the pleading in the other person's eyes, and his heart suddenly felt as excited as chicken blood.
He raised his head and said,
"Yes, I stole it!"
When Si Zhu admitted that he had stolen the chicken, the second uncle felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood and said loudly,
"Have you heard? There is a thief in our hospital, a big thief! What do you think we should do?"
At this time, the first man felt that he could not let the situation develop like this. If Silly Zhu had to bear the reputation of stealing chickens, his reputation would be bad. After thinking about it for a few times, he shouted,
"He Yuzhu, have you been having trouble with Xu Damao recently?"
When Si Zhu heard what the uncle said, he understood in his heart and took advantage of the donkey path down the slope.
"Yes, that's right. Xu Damao is our factory's projectionist, right. He usually just chats with the factory. What can he say to our boss in our cafeteria, saying that I have an improper relationship with Qin Huairu?
Qin Huairu, this is what happened, please tell me."
Qin Huairu, who was standing next to Sha Zhu, also stood up and defended Sha Zhu, saying,
"Master, Xu Damao is always talking nonsense and spitting shit. Shouldn't we talk about this matter?"
Unknowingly, the entire chicken-stealing convention took a wrong turn and turned into a personal vendetta.
And Su Cheng also took a deep look at this woman Qin Huairu who could hold Silly Pillar firmly in the palm of her hand.
With a plump figure, a beautiful face, and a pair of big watery eyes, it's hard not to take a second look.
She is in her early thirties again, exuding the temptation of a mature peach that is unique to a young woman.
Su Cheng couldn't help but sigh, this woman is a seductress.
In the end, this farce ended with Shazhu compensating Xu Damao five yuan and a pot of chicken.
Just when everyone was waiting for the first master to announce the dissolution of the hospital meeting, they found that the first master was still sitting at the top of the table,
His eyes caught Su Cheng, who was looking at everyone in the courtyard in a corner, and he said,
"Today's whole-hospital meeting is about the incident of Xu Damao's family throwing a chicken. The second one is that the grandson of the old lady's family, Su Cheng, is back today. Let him meet everyone."
Okay, after being a part of the crowd for once, Su Cheng should also be the protagonist.