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"Let's do it together, Abba Abba Abba..." Miyo, the popular idol of the Footpot Country, was dancing and singing on the stage of the Dome in beautiful clothes.
This Miyo is the former No. 1 courtesan in the Footpot Country who quit the nightclub six years ago because of Lin Zhiming.
After Miyo left the nightclub, she entered the entertainment industry. With her good looks, excellent singing and dancing skills, and the connections she accumulated in nightclubs, Miyo quickly rose to prominence, and today, six years later, she has become a very popular idol in China.
At today's Soya Group's new product launch conference, Miyo was invited to be the opening guest.
After him, there are many artists from the Foot Basin Country and all over the world, all of whom were invited by the Sawyer Group with a lot of money.
Tonight is not so much a press conference as it is a show.
In the National Convention and Exhibition Center of Longguo, Ren Wenhua stood in front of the stage wearing a simple and smart suit and skirt, and began his speech.
"In the past year or so, we have been working hard to innovate. Our comrades in the R&D department have been thinking about a question, that is, how to surpass ourselves in the past..."
"After more than a year of hard work, we have achieved some results in product innovation."
"First of all, I would like to introduce to you the new member of our Huawei family: the portable aircraft..."
There are no singing idols, no large number of backup dancers, no noisy audience, and no spacious venue.
Ren Wenhua started to introduce the new products straightforwardly.
Portable aircraft?
The people in the audience looked at the thing that looked like a schoolbag on the stage and felt a lack of interest.
Many people even took out their mobile phones and opened the video software to watch Sawyer Group's press conference.
After all, there were beauties, handsome men, gorgeous performances, and grand scenes at the Sawyer Group's press conference. Compared with the Sawyer Group's press conference, Huawei's press conference was really not enough to watch. There were only a few Huawei irons.
Fan is still watching Ren Wenhua's product introduction carefully.
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Dome Stadium.
The solo performance from Miyo came to an end quickly.
After that, the most famous host in the Tobago Kingdom came on stage. He smiled and said, "Miss Miyo's performance is still as energetic as ever, just like the first time I heard her in Kabuki."
This Chinese-style humor made the audience burst into laughter.
"I suggest that all oirans who listen to kabuki in the future can try to enter the entertainment industry. After all, their seniors have achieved great success in the entertainment industry." The host continued.
There was another burst of laughter.
"Okay, no joke, let's thank Miss Miyo for her wonderful performance. By the way, friends, I heard that today in Long Country, a company called Huawei also held their new product launch conference. Oh my god,
Did I hear you right? There is a company that dares to hold a new product launch conference at the same time as Sawyer Group. I think their boss is either out of his mind or out of mind. Do you understand what I mean?" the host said with a wink.
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"Understand!"
Many people shouted loudly.
"For a small company that wants to gain popularity and forcefully compete with Sawyer Group, my personal suggestion is that everyone should buy more of their products. Otherwise, there is no guarantee that they will go bankrupt anytime. That would be too much.
It’s boring.” The host said with a laugh.
Wow!
This kind of footbath Chinese humor once again made the audience laugh.
"Quiet, quiet for a moment." The host made a gesture of silence.
The scene immediately fell silent.
"Dear viewers, as a leading company in the industry, Sawyer Group is very willing to help these small businesses, so next, please watch the big screen." The host pointed to the giant screen next to it.
A new picture immediately appeared on the giant screen next to it.
Seeing this picture, many people were surprised.
On the screen, it turned out to be Huawei’s new product launch conference!
This giant screen is actually connected to the signal of Huawei’s new product launch!
Playing other people's new product launches at your own new product launch conference can make people present and in front of the TV incomprehensible.
"Our Sawyer Group has invested tens of billions in publicity expenses for this launch. This new product launch can be seen even in the poorest Africa. As I said before, Sawyer Group is very willing to help.
These small businesses, so today we will broadcast Huawei's new product launch to promote them. Well, let's see what their first product is...it turns out to be a portable aircraft. This is still very good, at least it achieves
Our level was five years ago, but to be honest, this kind of strap-on portable aircraft has long been outdated. Huawei is really a traditional company..." the host said while looking at the screen.
Hearing him say this, bursts of laughter erupted from the scene.
Everyone thought that the Sawyer Group really wanted to help Huawei, but the host made a joke and everyone knew what the Sawyer Group wanted to do.
This is a live broadcast to slap Huawei!
The host kept teasing Huawei's new products at the scene. It seemed humorous, but every word was insulting to Huawei's products, and such insults were spread all over the world through the cameras of major TV stations...
To be honest, Huawei's new products are very good, but they can't stand people's ridicule. Over there, Ren Wenhua just introduced a smart glasses, and the host here said that from now on, you have to remember to turn off the video recording function when you pee. This kind of gag makes people laugh.
The audience automatically ignored the functions of the product and only remembered the host's funny words, which also made Ren Wenhua's product introduction extremely funny...
"Okay, viewers, to be honest, Huawei makes me a little disappointed. Their so-called new products are actually leftovers from major manufacturers. In this case, there is nothing to see. Please continue watching.
Our wonderful performance will be performed for you by the Bage Yalu Band, please come!!”
After teasing Huawei's press conference for a few minutes, the host announced that the show would continue and the signal on the big screen was cut off.
The host walked off the stage, and a staff member walked up to the host and said, "Wait a minute if Huawei launches a new generation of Pangu, we will connect the video signal again. Then you remember to use the joke as before
This is a way to insult Huawei’s products, do you understand?”
"Understood!" The host nodded.
…
Time passed little by little.
After several rounds of wonderful performances, the host took the stage again, and after the host took the stage, the screen of Huawei's new product launch conference appeared on the giant screen.
In the screen, Ren Wenhua took the microphone and said, "What I will present to you next will be the most important new product of this new product launch. It is the result of countless days and nights of hard work by all our Huawei engineers. What follows is
Ask my assistant to send him up!"
After finishing speaking, Ren Wenhua's assistant pushed a shelf covered with cloth to the stage.
Under the cloth is the vague outline of a human figure.
"Dear friends, I am here today with great excitement to announce to you that the new generation of built-in skeleton independently developed by our Huawei Group: Hongmeng, officially meets with you!!"
Ren Wenhua said excitedly and pulled the cloth off the shelf.
With a crash, the step was completely pulled down, and the items on the shelf appeared in front of everyone.
On the shelf is a golden artificial skeleton, which looks no different from previous artificial skeletons.
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Hongmeng?!
Many people were stunned. In fact, many people had speculations about today's conference called Beyond. The most speculated among them was that the third generation Pangu would be announced at this conference.
As a result, the new built-in skeleton has indeed been announced, but it is not the third generation Pangu, but called Hongmeng.
What's going on? Has Huawei launched a new series?
But this is still a built-in skeleton!
They are both built-in skeletons, but do not use the previous names. This has a huge impact on built-in skeletons.
This is like IPHONE releasing a new phone, but it turns out that the new phone is not called IPHONE XX, but called Tiedan No. 1...
Many people find it difficult to understand such a name. Even if you want to play tricks, you can't do it like this. It's the same built-in skeleton, but it ends up with a completely different name. You are cutting off your inheritance!
"Haha, our Huawei company thinks that its Pangu series can no longer continue, so does it change a different name and start over? To be honest, I also think that there is no need for the Pangu series to exist!" The host is here
When he made a decisive joke, bursts of laughter erupted from the scene.
In the National Exhibition and Convention Center, Ren Wenhua took the microphone and said seriously, "I think everyone must have a lot of doubts in their hearts at this time. Why is the new built-in skeleton not called the third generation Pangu, but called Hongmeng? Now let me tell you the answer...
Our new built-in skeleton of Huawei, Hongmeng, is built using brand-new technology. It is different from Pangu and even different from all existing built-in skeletons. Hongmeng will open a new chapter for built-in skeletons! The Hongmeng series is also destined to become the most popular built-in skeleton.
The representative of bones! Surpassing all built-in bones on the market today!"
Wow!
The audience at the scene was in an uproar.
The audience in the Dome was also in an uproar.
The audience in front of the TV was also in an uproar.
Although everyone knows that Huawei chose to hold a new product launch conference at the same time as Sony Group to benchmark each other, but you are a little too crazy to say this?
Hongmeng, which has never been heard from before, actually said that it will surpass all built-in skeletons on the market. Do you think that Sawyer Group is just a freeloader?
Not to mention the fourth-generation steel frame that Sony Group will soon release, let’s talk about the third-generation steel frame. That is also something that you Huawei can’t reach. Even if your Hongmeng performance improves, it will be about the same as the third-generation steel frame at most.
, the Sawyer Group will soon have its fourth-generation steel frame, and when the time comes, it will naturally pull you in a big way.
How dissatisfied are you to say such ignorant words?