Master San Zang was obviously not used to using knives and forks.
Seeing him holding the knife like a sword and holding the fork like a halberd, the maid smiled and started to carefully cut the steak on the plate before scooping it out.
Boss Luo handed the Master another pair of chopsticks.
The mage raised his brows and said with a smile that this was the highest level of reception he had ever received since his journey to the west, not counting the time that his brother, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, practiced it for him in the east.
The maid was picturesque and the master was generous, so he was excited and ate first as a sign of respect.
He might be really hungry, because his sharp teeth like wolf fangs immediately began to tear the meat in his mouth.
After devouring it, he even ate Boss Luo's portion. When the maid saw this, she quickly went into the kitchen and continued making steak.
Because it was on sale, I bought a lot of steaks today.
It's just that this is a matter of slow work and careful work. The mage is so impatient that he can't wait any longer, so he can only say that he can't wait any longer and wants to drink wine.
Boss Luo poured another wine for the mage, using a luminous cup.
With the wine in his intestines, the Master of the Third Burial was obviously not worried. He drank the senior quilt one after another, his face was rosy and he felt satisfied.
Tipsy.
The Master drunkenly uttered the truth and vomited the bitterness on the westward journey, just like those older social animals who are unwilling to go home after get off work and only want to go to the bar to complain and are experiencing a mid-life crisis.
Why is Goku not a female monkey?
I heard that female monkeys are more well-behaved and very lovable.
The second child was so edible that he couldn't bear it even if he made alms four times a day in the morning, noon and evening. He didn't know how many part-time jobs he had to work on the way west just to survive.
The third child is good, but he is really the fifth scumbag. The master stands in front to protect the disciples. If he dies, the disciple will die first. But being able to wash the master's underwear is not bad.
The fourth child...it’s okay not to mention the fourth child, because the fourth child likes to poop and find young mares the most, and the master and the disciples really put a lot of thought into this matter.
He also said that Sister Bodhisattva is very good at tea, and said that Brother Tathagata's hair style is really ugly. They all have bald heads, so how can he be considered fashionable?
He was the elder brother of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He often had long conversations with him, drank wine and talked happily, but did not share a harem. He was indeed a good brother who worshiped the emperor, much better than the ones painted on the Xuanwu Gate.
Oops, is the beef ready again?
Traveling west is so tiring.
Full, full, go one!
My name is Sanyan, funeral burial...fuck you.
Whoosh, whoosh... whoosh.
"This mage is an interesting person." The maid said with a smile while clearing the tableware.
Seeing that the mage was drunk and sleeping soundly on the table, Adam went downstairs and took the mage to the guest room to rest.
"Hey! Where are the monsters? Quickly put down the gold and silver and let the little monk ferry you!"
Probably because he was drunk, the mage roared loudly in the guest room, turned around, and fell asleep again.
Boss Luo wanted to eat something after the meal, but when he saw that the grass on the lawn outside was a little too long, he simply went to the tool room to drive a lawnmower, put on a straw hat to block the sun, and started walking slowly on the lawn to relieve stress.
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The Extraordinary Summit Conference is still open, and you can still watch it here.
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There was no problem in discussing the organizational structure, it was over once and for all.
Later, it was a matter of the Security Council. In the [Contest of Power], besides luck, the person who got more beads also had fists. If the fists are big, the sound will be loud, so there is no problem.
In fact, what they are most concerned about is whether the Extraordinary Association can get enough money, and whether they can communicate with each other... But these matters are not suitable to be discussed during the live broadcast, so they drafted a small meeting after the summit meeting to discuss it.
These.
Finally, under the increasingly impatient gaze of the Divine Dragon, Huoyun Evil God had no choice but to come up with a proposal to set up a pilot special zone for the demon clan in the land of China, which was instantly unanimously and highly recognized by all the demon clan bosses.
Other delegations have no objections, especially the [Magician Association], because they themselves have [Inhuman Realm].
However, where to locate the pilot zone for the Monster Zone is an issue that requires careful consideration. It cannot be discussed at this summit meeting and will be discussed later.
There is no problem with the demon clan. This time the pie is planned to be made, not drawn, so there is really no problem.
Then came the discussion of the draft [Extraordinary Persons Act].
Human beings commit crimes and are punished by the laws and regulations of their respective countries... Since extraordinary beings have organizations, there should naturally be laws.
This law is not the original rules of their respective circles, nor the so-called sect rules, nor the family motto of the tribe, but a transcendent law that applies to all.
This will take a long time to discuss, at least it won't be finished today, and it's quite boring, so Shenzhou Zhenlong lowered his head and played with his mobile phone.
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The sun is still shining brightly here in China, but Britain has already ushered in the eve. The moon is high in the sky. It has not been long after the fifteenth day, and the moon is still quite round.
Although it was dark, it felt like he had taken a nap. The Third Burial Mage walked out with his hands rubbing his head. Seeing that Boss Luo was reading under a tree in the courtyard outside, he walked over.
At this time, the maid lady gently sat beside the boss to accompany him.
Master Three Burials took a glance and found that he couldn't understand the words in the book, so he simply took out the futon from his body and sat under the tree in a daze.
The Master kept looking at the tree above his head and suddenly asked if this tree would bear fruit.
Boss Luo didn't get angry when his reading was interrupted. He just said casually that this was just a green tree and it couldn't bear any fruit.
Master Amitabha said it was a pity.
"Why is it such a pity?" Boss Luo asked curiously.
The master suddenly became interested and talked about the great achievements of the master and his disciples in a place called the Five Immortals Temple. "Those personal ginseng fruits, little monk, I grabbed one in each hand and one in my mouth. It was so cool! If it weren't for
It takes too long for the fruit to bear fruit, so the young monk must go and gather it several more times."
Boss Luo looked at the Third Burial Mage again.
The boss actually grew up listening to the story of Journey to the West. CCTV replays it every summer vacation, but it seems that he has not been able to see it very much in the past few years. It seems that the era of young people of his generation is almost over.
However, this Third Burial Mage's journey to the west probably happened in the opposite direction.
"This is not the Five Immortals Temple." Boss Luo smiled and said, "There is nothing valuable."
The Third Burial Mage smiled coquettishly, then moved his buttocks. Inside his wide cassock, there was currently a piece of hand-washing soap hidden... He took it from the bathroom in the guest room.
"Dare I ask the name of the Great Immortal?" Master Three Burials suddenly sat upright, with a majestic appearance.
Boss Luo shook his head: "I'm not a fairy, I'm in business."
Master San Zun's expression suddenly changed, his face turned pale, and he hurriedly said: "Oh no, the young monk has just come out, and he has lost all his money and money... Can the room price of this inn be given on credit? You said you wanted to treat the young monk to a meal!"
"Inn?" Boss Luo couldn't help but be startled.
The Third Burial Master wondered: "There are so many rooms here, which are more exquisite than ever before. The owner must have put a lot of thought into decorating them. Is it possible that there are only two people? Is it too wasteful?"
Boss Luo smiled and said: "The Master is right, it is indeed a waste. But I like peace and quiet, so there are fewer people, so there is no problem."
The Third Burial Mage immediately gave a thumbs up, "Rich and willful! A role model for our generation!"
The rich one is obviously not the boss, but the maid who owns properties in various sub-worlds... The maid stood up with a smile and said she was going to make some tea.
Master San Zun immediately muttered about goblins, goblins, there were no such outstanding goblins on the westward journey, and quickly recited the Bodhisattva Heart Sutra, saying that he had to visualize his beloved Bodhisattva sister in order to resist.
Boss Luo suddenly asked at this time: "Where did you get the mage's moonlight treasure box?"
The Third Burial Mage directly said that a female goblin gave it to him as a token of love. He had no intention of accepting it, but he never expected that the female goblin would use her big breasts to humiliate him and force him to accept it. In the end, he had to reluctantly accept it.
Boss Luo thought for a while and said: "I am somewhat interested in this treasure box. If the mage is willing, he can use it to exchange for some things with me."
Master Three Burials also thought for a while and said, "Can I exchange it for the western spirit?"
Boss Luo shook his head.
"Then we won't change it." Master Three Burials also shook his head, "The monk is afraid that the original owner of the treasure box will take a look at the knife and say that he paid the monk by mistake."
Boss Luo didn't pay attention and asked casually: "Where does the mage plan to go next?"
Master San Zun thought for a while and sighed: "We can only continue traveling to the west. All the blessings of the young monk are staked in the Western Heaven. Brother Tathagata will not pay the salary to the young monk until the Western Heaven."
"I can take you to the West." Boss Luo said abruptly, "I'll be there in one stop."
"Seriously?!" Master Three Burials suddenly jumped up, his mind was agitated, his eyes were shining, but he immediately sat down again, looked around, and then sneakily lowered his voice and said: "This young master
, Female fairies can have sex for free, but don’t talk nonsense, little monk Na Tathagata’s brother has long ears and can hear!”
"Then I...should not be able to control me." Boss Luo smiled and said, "Of course, I generally can't control that person."
The Master of the Third Burial seemed to be excited, his breathing became faster, and his expression changed... But in the end, he shook his head violently like a deflated balloon: "No, no, no, still no, the gods in the sky are looking at the little monk, everything.
Once he was discovered, the young monk could not defend himself."
Boss Luo joked: "Didn't the Master once want to use the treasure box to get it right in one step?"
Master Three Burials sighed and said: "So the young monk came to this strange place. This is the punishment for the young monk. To be honest, the young monk is afraid that the young master will trick me!"
Boss Luo was a businessman, he didn't force anything, and after smiling noncommittally, he suddenly extended his hand.
The Third Burial Mage blinked, and saw that a fruit suddenly appeared on the tree crown above his head... The fruit fell and fell directly into Boss Luo's palm.
"Please eat." Boss Luo smiled and said, "To relieve your tiredness."
Master Three Burials borrowed his hands, took a bite, and said with a smile: "It's much worse than the fruit of Brother Zhen Yuanzi, but the taste is still good."
Boss Luo didn't pay attention and continued to read the book with his head down.
Master Three Burials ate the fruit one bite at a time - it was actually a pear with a sweeter taste. As he ate, the Master's eyes began to look at it randomly.
He suddenly saw a string of Buddhist beads on Boss Luo's wrist. He was stunned and asked curiously: "Where did this bracelet from the donor come from?"
Boss Luo glanced at the Buddhist bead bracelet on his wrist, smiled and said, "Given it to an elder."
"It's a good thing." Master San Zang nodded, "Buddhism has not appeared in this world, and the power of Buddhism is almost non-existent. However, this string of beads still has Buddha nature. I think it is a relic transformed by an eminent monk."
Boss Luo suddenly smiled and said, "Master, are you interested in this bracelet?"
As he spoke, Boss Luo even took off his Buddhist bead bracelet.
Master Sanzun's eyes suddenly brightened, and Amitabha said, "I heard that there are two bad guys in front of the Great Leiyin Temple, and they will not let you in if they don't give you treasures. The young monk thought that it was not a good idea to have whoring for free all the way to the west. The emperor's brother gave him
The money, gold, silver, cassocks, staffs, etc. that were given to me have been used up a long time ago, and I am now worrying about how to deal with those two bad guys in the future! Thank you very much, donor!"
Hands out.
Boss Luo smiled slightly, handed the Buddhist bead bracelet from his left hand to his right, and then brought it to his left wrist, "I didn't say give it to you."
The Third Burial Mage suddenly opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth wide, slapped his head and stood up, saying angrily: "Hey! You are also a bad guy!"
Angry.
Boss Luo looked ahead. It was the maid who had returned with the brewed tea. At this time, he only had eyes for her.
Master Sanyun suddenly became bored, and sat down again. His mouth was chattering, and the monk chanted sutras, saying: form is not emptiness, and emptiness is not form.
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Sister Ren: What would Xiao Xi want to eat tonight? I’ll buy the food after get off work.
Xiao Xi: Thank you sister Ren. Anything is fine. It’s good if you can eat enough. I’m not picky about what I eat.
Sister Ren: Xiao Xi is really a good girl, but Xiao Xi needs more nutrition. Look at you, you are so thin. If you don’t eat more, you won’t grow.
Xiao Xi:......
Shenzhou Zhenlong glanced at his chest and thought to himself, who didn't grow long? Your son didn't even blink when he saw them last time, right?
Throwing the phone on the table, Shenzhou Zhenlong's eyes fell on the meeting scene below, and then yawned, thinking that he might not have to come to tomorrow's meeting.
At this moment, some strange sounds suddenly came from the venue... The whole venue suddenly became quiet, as if something had happened.
Long Xiruo frowned, but saw that the big screen at the meeting suddenly went completely black, and then after a few seconds, the screen lit up again.
A man wearing a mask with a moon pattern appeared in front of the screen.
"what's going on?"
"Who is this?"
Just when everyone thought this was some kind of special show, the two tower masters of the [Magician Association], Chi Yan Binghan, suddenly stood up.
They were all too familiar with the outfit of the man on the screen... The [Club] members who attacked the [Magicians Association] headquarters that day were dressed like this.
"Everyone, this is the first time we meet, let me introduce yourselves." It was a processed voice. It was not possible to distinguish between male and female for the time being. Only the moon mask could be heard saying slowly: "You can call me [Moon Seat], I come from [
Michael Hall].”
really!
Red Red Binghan frowned at the same time, Fire Cloud Evil God frowned, Long Xiruo frowned... Some Chaofan who vaguely knew about the existence of this [Club] also frowned secretly at this time.
"Let me announce a few things."
[Seat of the Moon] said directly at this time: "The [New World] Alliance will be officially established today. The headquarters of the Allied Powers will be in Oceania. As for the list of member states... I don't think I need to explain it in detail."
In an instant, the Extraordinary Summit meeting was completely silent.
List of member states!
Everyone took a breath. They knew why so many extraordinary representatives were absent from today's meeting... Those guys actually joined this [New World] Alliance!
"The second thing is that we plan to create a paradise for extraordinary people..."
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PS: I also had some wine... Go to sleep, go to sleep, peace.
