As soon as the words were spoken, Lu Ya suddenly felt that asking children to be shameless might be more difficult than asking for world peace.
Think about it carefully, among the children of the seven aunts and eight aunts in the previous life, no matter male or female, which one of them was not skin-breaking?
You can beat up immortals, gods, and the underworld, but can you beat up children?
What to do if you beat him to death?
In a blink of an eye, the last rays of the setting sun were swallowed up by the night.
Bonfires swayed and fireworks bloomed.
An intoxicating halo reflects on everyone's face.
Lu Ya was an orphan in his previous life, and in this life he is a man as lonely as snow standing at the top of the Three Realms. His life should have been extremely lonely.
But just for a moment, he felt the warmth at his fingertips.
The feeling of being able to protect everyone around him made him feel very happy.
Lu Ya held the wine bowl, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.
"Let's eat!"
Mu Yu Feifei licked the mouth of the bowl, resisting the overwhelming aroma of the wine, and secretly poured the wine into Jiuhu Fairy's big bowl, fearing that she would miss the seafood if she got drunk.
You know how to make choices at a young age.
Sakura Rabbit Immortal choked on her wine, and her face turned red.
"This wine... smells so good."
"Hahaha little rabbit!"
The Wine Fox Fairy drank three portions of the wine and was laughing so hard that his clear and inebriated laughter made everyone even more drunk.
Ning Zhongzi poured herself wine, but she didn't drink it. She stared at Liu Xuanye, a little worried, how could a pregnant woman drink?
Liu Xuanye smiled.
She picked up the wine bowl and took a few sips. Her movements were very normal and natural, but her unintentional domineering expression was breathtaking.
Lu Ya suddenly felt that she felt like Brigitte Lin's version of Dongfang Invincible.
Of course, she is more fairy-like, more feminine, and more magical than Brigitte Lin.
"Sister, please rest assured. She has already eaten something that is ten thousand times more poisonous than alcohol. No one in this world can hurt my daughter."
The wine fox fairy drunkenly shook the wine gourd and was very dissatisfied with Lu Ya.
"Look at what you can do. How did you know it was your daughter?"
Lu Ya said:
"If you can give birth, you will know it."
"ha?"
The wine fox fairy was stunned.
Beside the Wine Fox Fairy, Mu Yu Feifei, who got into the giant clam and ate it, also poked out two tiger heads and said:
"Even we all know that half-animals cannot have children."
"Who says I can't give birth!"
The wine fox fairy drank a sip of wine and said unconvinced:
"People are alive, and there will always be a way!"
Lu Ya smiled and said:
"But no matter how hard you try, women can't have children with women!"
"you--"
The gentle evening breeze blew the flushed face, bringing refreshing coolness.
Jianping was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
The delicacy of the reverse spiral seafood has been transformed by Lu Ya's perfect cooking to eliminate the sinful elements and become pure and natural.
From the perspective of taste and spirituality, it tastes like an inexplicable and strange feeling of sublimation, a sense of holiness that stands above all living beings.
Even an ascetic person like Ning Zhongzi couldn't help but eat a few more mouthfuls, not to mention the likes of the wine fox fairy Mu Yu Feifei, eating seafood is like fighting...
Lu Ya never expected that out of the hundreds of thousands of jins of seafood he brought back, only 10,000 jins would be eaten within an hour!
But everyone didn't seem to have enough fun yet.
Lu Ya suggested that playing a game to compete for the final right to taste the seafood is both fair and just, and adds to the fun.
The Jiuhuxian is not a small gambler, so he was the first to agree.
"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"
Lu Ya popularized to everyone a huge online game that he plays every Chinese New Year——
Three people fight against the landlord!
Fighting landlords is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. How can we celebrate the New Year without fighting landlords?
There is no Landlord Battle in the game, but Lu Ya is considered a Landlord Master in reality.
Lu Ya made fifty-four flexible cards using pieces of green bamboo, omitting the letters and colors, and engraved Chinese characters instead.
【1-10】, replace it with 【一-十】.
【J】Replace with 【Prince】.
[Q] is replaced by [Fairy Queen].
【K】Replace with 【Immortal Emperor】.
[Xiao Wang] is replaced by [Black Netherworld].
[King] is replaced by [Red Netherworld].
Later, Lu Ya briefly introduced the rules of the game of Landlord to everyone, and summarized several advanced techniques and card recording methods.
Lest everyone is too weak to be competitive.
As a result, he underestimated the immortal's memory and adaptability to unfamiliar things.
After simply practicing for a few games, everyone's skills have reached the intermediate level, which is on par with Lu Ya, and they are ready to play.
Lu Ya realized that without the full-level bonus of the game, he was just a mortal, beaten to pieces by these girls.
Jiuhuxian is an old gambling dog. He can see the excellent game balance of Landlord at a glance and does not have high technical requirements.
"Haha, this is fun, three points of skill and seven points of card luck."
Even Sakura Rabbit Fairy asked with great interest:
"This is the first time I have seen this kind of game. Did the city lord create it himself?"
Lu Ya was too lazy to be a copywriter and said truthfully:
"It's a game played in my hometown to celebrate the New Year."
Everyone was silent for a while, all fascinated.
Ning Zhongzi asked a question that everyone was concerned about.
"Where is senior brother's hometown?"
Lu Ya thought about it and felt that he had no need to hide it. He was different from other time travellers. He was so strong that he had no enemies.
If he is willing, he may really be able to break through the Three Realms, come to the Sea of Chaos, and find a certain universe, galaxy, or planet...
"You can think that my hometown is in another world."
It's a pity that they don't understand the meaning of Lu Ya's "another world", and they probably think that Lu Ya is a clone of an expert from the God Realm.
With the protection of the gods, Zhuquan Sect will have the peace it has today.
The poker game begins soon.
The seven people were divided into three teams.
Jiuhu Fairy and Mu Yu Feifei team up, and Jiuhu Fairy goes into battle domineeringly.
Lu Ya and Liu Xuanye's team, the spirited young man Lu Ya personally participated in the battle.
Liu Xuanye lay quietly on his shoulder, apparently watching everyone playing cards, but in his heart he was already deducing the plan.
Through the swastika soul mark carved on Gong Youxi's body, she has discovered that something seems to be wrong with the apostle headquarters.
She may need to go there in person...
Ning Zhongzi and Yingtu Xian's team.
Sakura Rabbit Fairy went into battle and looked very serious.
Ning Zhongzi didn't bother to understand the rules of this game. She used a thin awl to carve something on the bamboo tube while watching everyone play cards happily.
"Three emperors and two queens, can't you afford it? I win, haha!"
"The King of Netherworld explodes!"
"..."
After a few games, Lu Ya saved his money, but Yingtuxian won the most, so much so that she was embarrassed.
The worst ones are Jiu Huxian and Mu Yu Feifei. None of them look very smart. Their combined IQs may not be as high as those of Yingtu Xian.
The angry Wine Fox Fairy cursed loudly.
"What a crappy game, there is too much luck involved, and it cannot reflect my high-level poker skills!"
"Then we won't play anymore?"
Sakura Rabbit Immortal said weakly.
"Let's give the last crab to Master Jiuhu's team."
Mu Yu Feifei was so moved that she almost cried. She quickly rushed towards the huge crab body, but was pinned to the ground by the two tails of the Wine Fox Fairy.
"What do you mean by giving up to me? I want to win in an honest way!"
"Wait a minute, this crab is actually——"
Everyone took a closer look and found that this last king crab actually had the cultivation level of an Immortal Emperor and a lifespan of more than 10,000 years.
It is a true king crab!
Even Lu Ya couldn't find it when he was fishing. This king crab must have hidden its aura because it was afraid of the Kun master in the clouds...
The Jiuhu Fairy suddenly became excited.
"The one who wins first is the paper. As long as I win this last game, I can stand up and become the master. The final battle is up to me!"
Lu Ya shook his head.
"Don't lose your pants again. The Zhuquan Sect doesn't even have any strips of cloth."
"..."
The last round.
When the Jiuhu Fairy got the card and looked at it, he immediately became confident, his tense mood suddenly relaxed, and he even became proud.
While explaining to Mu Yu Feifei.
"I often say that her little rabbit, a mere immortal master, can win eight games in a row and eat seafood until she vomits. It's not a problem for me, the great immortal fox fox, to win this king crab."
"The farmer who contributes the most will get the crab. He does not necessarily become the landlord. We ambush him. This card cannot be snatched. This card does not need to be snatched. She is dead."
"With Hong Ming in my hand, I have the world, haha, I'll make a super double with my backhand, and I'll make a fortune in silence!"
"Hey, the little rabbit is also doubled? Don't be afraid, her cards can't beat mine, five, six, seven, eight, nine, two artillery, this card is very good."
"If I could exchange this Immortal Emperor for the Prince, my card would be a sure winner in this round, but I can't change it, so it doesn't matter, and it won't affect the ownership of the King Crab."
"A single fairy queen? Idiot, Lu Ya, please move faster. Lu Ya, don't you even want a fairy queen? Don't you like women the most?"
"Lu Ya, hurry up, don't wait too long, five, six, seven, eight, ninety, you made a mistake, you should give me a two."
"Pour Lu Ya a cup of tea, and you two pour a cup of bubble tea for Junior Master Uncle, and start your explosive fireworks show, blast him, blast him, beautiful!"
"Hahahaha, little rabbit, let me count how many cards you have left, one, two, three, four...seventeen!"
"Can you beat me with seventeen bamboo cards? If you can defeat me, the Wine Fox Fairy, with seventeen cards today, I will eat this big iron pot on the spot!"
Sakura Rabbit Fairy was a little embarrassed and weakly placed the bamboo cards in her hands neatly on the stage.
Artillery and flying swords...
The wine fox fairy was stunned and speechless for a long time.
Lu Ya shook his head, feeling that history was really similar across dimensions.
Ning Zhongzi didn't understand, so he put down the carving in his hand, drew a green sword, divided the king crab into seven, and said softly:
"Let's all eat together."
The two girls burst into tears and laughed, grabbing the king crab legs, and had the illusion that they could transform into immortal emperors by eating the crabs.
The Wine Fox Fairy was a little unhappy, but in the end he was addicted to the delicious taste of the king crab roe. As he ate, he felt something was wrong.
"Crab roe is the ovary of a crab. You won't get pregnant if you eat it, right?"
"What do you think?"
"..."
…
The seafood New Year’s Eve dinner ended with drunken laughter.
The Jiuhu Fairy and Mu Yu Feifei were full of food and drink, and looked very beautiful. Looking at the fireworks over Qingluan City, they felt that the city was still fun, so they scurried away on the gourd.
Sakura Rabbit Fairy also ate too much today.
Seeing that Ning Zhongzi had been carving a bamboo pot and seemed to be very preoccupied, he wanted to ask but hesitated. He quickly took the opportunity to say goodbye and went back to Qingluan City.
Only three people, Lu Ya, Liu Xuanye and Ning Zhongzi, were left in the entire Zhuquan Sect.
One man and two women, drunk and hazy, Lu Ya always felt that something was going to happen...
Lu Ya lay with his sword on the roots of a lonely pine tree, feeling the evening breeze blowing, which made him feel particularly comfortable.
Tonight, he drank a lot of Feitian Xiantai. He was so drunk that his hair was a little fluttery, but his head didn't hurt at all. It was very pleasant.
But he could feel that his wife and senior sister were both a little sad.
Liu Xuanye never did housework, but at this moment he was cleaning the mats, wine bowls and bamboo mats with his bare hands, without using any magical skills.
This was the first time for Lu Ya to see his wife doing housework, which was a bit exciting.
It seems that the time to say goodbye has arrived...
After Liu Xuanye cleaned up, the wine bottle carved by Ning Zhongzi was also completed.
This version of the bamboo tube is different from the one given to Lu Ya. It has warm cooking runes engraved on the inside and is kept warm by bamboo glaze. It is said to be a wine pot, but more like a thermos cup. It can be filled with various anti-abortion supplements.
"Give."
Passing the bamboo tube to Liu Xuanye, she silently stuffed packages of prepared herbs and supplements into Liu Xuanye's arms, and they piled up into a small mountain in Liu Xuanye's arms.
Lu Ya looked like he wanted to laugh.
Liu Xuanye nodded and put it away.
She looked at the picture on the outside of the bamboo tube - the picture showed seven people gathering together tonight to drink, eat seafood and play bamboo cards.
And above the heads of the seven people, there is a clear, gorgeous starry sky that is completely different from the fairy world.
She hadn't seen such a starry sky for a long, long time.
"The stars are beautiful, thank you...senior sister."
She said calmly.
Ning Zhongzi's mind was up and down, and he was filled with emotions.
"When you were a child, you said that every star in the sky is a sun, and there are many spherical floating mountains around the sun, which are full of people... won't people living under the spherical floating mountains fall down?"
When Lu Ya heard this, he straightened up suddenly.
Could it be that the lower realm of the predecessor of the Abyss is really the astral universe?
Without thinking about it, Lu Ya responded:
"That's gravity."
Liu Xuanye was suddenly startled.
She also heard about the force of gravity from a senior, and she became more and more convinced that Lu Ya might be an ancient god and had a reason why he couldn't help her.
"Does your husband also know about such ancient things?"
Ning Zhongzi asked in confusion:
"What is gravity?"
Lu Ya didn't plan to explain too much.
"Gravity is the force that holds people together by destiny."
Liu Xuanye smiled and shook his head.
"Take good care of Senior Sister."
Lu Ya nodded.
"Um."
Ning Zhongzi suddenly looked up and saw that Liu Xuanye's figure had dimmed.
"Sister, we will meet again."
Lightly and without any sense of ceremony, Liu Xuanye disappeared into Jianping.
It's too easy to go.
Ning Zhongzi had imagined this scene countless times and warned herself to be calm countless times. Her expression was calm, but tears were falling from her eyes.
Lu Ya finally came and got pregnant with a child, so Lu Ya could stay, but Liu Xuanye left.
"Why……"
Lu Ya patted her and put his arm around her shoulders.
Ning Zhongzi wiped away her tears, but an even more indescribable feeling of helplessness suddenly came to her heart, causing her to fall on Lu Ya's shoulder and burst into tears.
Holding his senior sister's soft and boneless shoulders, Lu Ya's heart was clear. He raised his head and looked into the vast darkness, thinking with interest.