Chapter 0191 [big chapter] I will twist your head off as a urinal
In the fairy world, the natural sun, moon and stars are legends from ancient times. The sun, moon and stars that people see are actually artificial products.
Each district's fairy garden has a [Tiangongfu], which is dedicated to designing and manufacturing the sun, moon and stars to maintain the climate and celestial phenomena.
Among them, most of the sun, moon and stars made in the Immortal Realm strictly refer to the structure and operation rules recorded in ancient books.
Caiyun Xianting is an anomaly.
The colorful moon created by Caiyun Tiangongfu is unique in the fairy world and has become a famous tourist landmark, attracting a large number of tourists every year.
Because the colorful moon shines too brightly and the clouds in Caiyun City are too thick, the stars in the nearby fairyland cannot illuminate Caiyun City, so no stars can be seen in Caiyun City.
This is common sense in Caiyun Fairyland.
But tonight seems different.
The clouds above Caiyun City are still layer upon layer, covering the night sky. The colorful moon under the clouds shines brightly, making Caiyun City shine even brighter than the full moon.
Can you still see stars in this situation?
Not only the Jiuhu Fairy was stunned.
Caini, Fan Tui, Jin Guizi, and even Mu Yu Feifei all looked up at the night sky.
If you squint your eyes and look carefully, you will see the colorful moonlight shining brightly. Through the light and clouds, you can really see the stars.
Although the starlight is dim, it is very clear and extremely distant.
It's like coming from another world.
"It turns out there are stars in Caiyun City."
"Why does it feel so far away..."
"really?"
The two girls were nibbling snacks one by one, and they were talking about the stars. They were not as shocked as the adults.
Just when everyone looked up at the stars in confusion, the stars on the clouds suddenly disappeared, as if they had never appeared.
The two girls rubbed their eyes vigorously.
"Hey, where are the stars?"
"Why is there no more?"
"A hallucination?"
Lu Ya never raised his head to look at the starry sky from the beginning, he just drank hot tea leisurely.
"Because he came down."
"Um?"
Everyone was stunned when they suddenly discovered that there was a figure on the deck of the fairy ship, shadowy under the seven-colored moonlight.
If you look carefully, you will see that he is a fat middle-aged man with a mediocre face and a simple temperament. He is wearing a casual gray cloth and carrying a long and retractable log behind his back.
Lu Ya's first impression of this wooden tube was that it was an astronomical telescope.
Lu Ya suddenly became interested.
Looking carefully, this man's strength can be classified as a god, but his facial features and demeanor are too soft. He is probably the most unqualified strong person Lu Ya has ever seen. There is no strong person at all.
Basic awareness.
So much so that other people thought he was just an ordinary middle-aged uncle.
"Do you need a customized doll?"
On the deck of the fairy ship, Ban Yue puppet asked mechanically.
Lian Chengzi looked at the doll carefully.
From his perspective, the doll looked very rough, but the partial design was extremely imaginative, especially the engravings on the intelligent parts. Even he couldn't understand it for a moment.
When Lian Chengzi was looking at the doll, the Ban Yue doll was also looking at him.
Runes flashed in her crystal eyes.
"Sorry, we're closed."
Lian Chengzi smiled, grabbed the left wrist of the doll, carefully looked at the detailed design inside, and then slowly put it down.
"This kind of mutilated limb design is incompatible with the whole body style of the doll. You have a new teacher, so you don't have to stick to the past."
"teacher."
Ban Yue Doll shouted in a low voice.
Lian Chengzi didn't respond and turned to look at Lu Ya under the boat.
"It is rare to find divine powers in engraving. Gold always shines. Ban Yue is lucky to meet Senior Lu."
His voice was very small, transmitted with a very strange rune. It sounded very clear to Lu Ya, but to others it sounded like indistinct gibbering.
"It's another divine power..."
Lu Ya used to find it strange that the design level of Ban Yue's left crotch limb was far superior to that of Ban Mozi or Ban Yue. It was on the same level as the runes on the bones of the Seven Underworld Gods, but they were obviously different from each other.
Now, I finally meet the man behind the scenes.
"Are you the expert who made Ban Yue's limbs mutilated?"
Lu Ya asked directly.
Lian Chengzi was called a master more than once, but only this time, he felt a little panicked.
What makes him panic is not that the other party's strength is unpredictable, but that the immortal ship behind him has a key imprinting technique that is more advanced than his.
"In front of you, forget it, Master. I just gave her the drawings and she completed it by herself."
"She almost made this ship."
Lian Chengzi had his hands behind his back, but his temperament was very pious.
"The artistic content of this ship is very high."
"How high."
"The sky is high."
Lu Ya smiled and took another sip of tea.
"Those who can see how high the sky is are not far from the sky."
"Senior has given me too much praise."
Lian Chengzi was silent for a moment and took off the cylindrical mirror from his back.
"This mirror was made in my lifetime. Even in the God Realm, I can't find a similar treasure. I want to trade the mirror with my senior for this ship. How about it?"
Lu Ya smiled, this mirror was of such a high level that no one in the fairy world knew what it was, so it couldn't be sold, and he didn't need this thing.
"This is an artifact of yours. My ship is of the Immortal Emperor level. It still has many flaws and the material is not polished enough. Won't you suffer a loss?"
"What else do you want?"
"This boat belongs to my wife and is not for sale."
"It doesn't matter. I'll give you the mirror. I only need a quarter of an hour to observe the island."
Lu Ya glanced at the engraving on the wooden mirror, and it was very close to him.
The Rift Technique and the Heart Shield Technique are just skills that you create casually. A quarter of an hour is humility. This person can learn these two small skills in at most half a moment.
Lu Ya felt that it was not worth it for him to exchange his destiny artifact for these two, but he could also see that the other party pursued perfection at all costs to make up for the distance between him and the way of heaven.
"This little trick isn't worth the exchange for your divine weapon. Besides, this isn't the reason why you came to me, right?"
Being so fascinated by Lu Ya's shipbuilding technology, even Chengzi almost forgot what he was here to do.
What are you here for?
It's not that he almost forgot, he seemed to have really forgotten.
In other words, the teacher never said anything in detail. He only said that he wanted him to come and take a look on behalf of the trio. He probably meant to find out the details of City Lord Lu. Unfortunately, he didn't see anything.
Relying on eyes and words is too one-sided.
If it was a threesome, they would have started fighting by now, right?
Do you really still want to take action...
Lian Chengzi sighed, he originally wanted to live a few more years.
Reluctantly, he raised his right hand, used his two fingers to use his power, and carved out seven strangely arranged star patterns with his bare hands in the winding night sky.
"Seven stars."
The night above Lu Ya's head instantly turned dark, and except for these seven bright stars, there was not a trace of extra light.
Lu Ya was stunned. The formation composed of seven stars was deeply imprinted in the depths of his pupils, and instantly penetrated into the Sendai Qi Sea, imprisoning his whole body.
Lu Ya frowned. What concerned him was not the strength of the seven-star seal, but the arrangement of the seven stars.
spoon.
Seven stars of varying brightness and darkness formed a spoon shape in the night sky.
Big Dipper!
Lu Ya put down the tea cup and was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
The Big Dipper is the star map of the night sky on Earth, or at least the arrangement of stars in the Milky Way.
Why does this person know?
Coincidence?
Not too possible.
Can his telescope see the Big Dipper in the universe of Lu Ya's previous life across dimensions?
Less likely.
Even if it can technically be achieved against the odds, there are many star maps in the universe that are more regular than the Big Dipper. Why is it the Big Dipper?
Suppressing his curiosity, Lu Ya calmly took a step forward and appeared in front of the middle-aged man.
at the same time.
The night outlined by the seven-star formation shattered into slag, and the seven-star runes also sank into the abyss and disappeared.
Lian Chengzi covered Xiantai and knelt down on one knee.
His eyes were bloodshot and outlined with seven stars.
He was surprised.
"I'm alive?"
"you are still alive."
Lian Chengzi managed to get up, his face calm.
"I tried to trap you with the belief that I would die, but in the end, not only did I fail to trap you, I didn't even achieve death... I'm really not suitable for fighting."
Lu Ya said calmly:
"You are so strong that you should not appear in the fairy world. The last time I saw a strong man in the fairy world was a young man who played chess with me and provided commentary. He was less interesting than you, but he was still very strong.
,do you know?"
"Thanks to the noble support of seniors, he is still alive."
"So, like him, you are also a member of some singles organization?"
"Eleven Lonely Man."
Lian Chengzi corrected.
"Yes, it seems to be called this. You are much stronger than that person, but your fighting spirit is too weak, and the effect is not as good as his. What is your name?"
"Lian Chengzi."
Lu Ya could tell at a casual glance that this man was stronger than any other god of the underworld, but he still seemed to be a low-ranking player among the eleven. It seemed that his wife Liu Xuanye's plan had a long way to go.
"With eleven such powerful people gathered together, do you want to subvert the Three Realms?"
Lian Chengzi retorted:
"On the contrary, we are just maintainers."
"oh……"
Lu Ya's claim that eleven people can subvert the Three Realms was deliberately exaggerated, but the other party only refuted his position, not his strength. This is interesting...
"Did you create the seven-star chart just now?"
Lian Chengzi responded decisively.
"yes."
But Lu Ya still heard the momentary hesitation in his words. It didn't seem like it.
This is even more interesting. Are there people in the three realms who live in the same starry sky as me?
Also a time traveler?
"It seems that you also have a teacher. You are protecting your teacher. Does that mean you think your teacher is not my opponent?"
Lian Chengzi was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that his subconscious mind, which he had not considered before, would be penetrated by the other party.
"The teacher is old and confused. He should send someone stronger and better at fighting to deal with you."
It is indeed a teacher!
Lu Ya suddenly thought, eleven loners, why are there eleven, and why do they specifically imply that they only want to be single?
Only "11" in Arabic numerals means singles on the Chinese Internet. Is this teacher not only a time traveler, but also a Chinese?
Lu Ya was shocked in his heart, but smiled.
"No, then Eleven Lone Wanderers will be renamed Ten Lone Wanderers. Don't underestimate the wisdom of the old man."
Lian Chengzi heard the domineering spirit from Lu Ya's mouth, but as a lone traveler in Eleven, he believed in the strength of his seniors.
"If Master Zhu Shen dies, there will be problems in this world... As long as you insist on touching Master Zhu Shen, someone much stronger than me will appear."
Lu Ya smiled.
"Then I have underestimated this Zhu Shen Zhenren."
In the face of life and death, Lian Chengzi has no fear.
"Since senior allowed me to live, please allow me to ask a question."
"good."
"what is your purpose?"
Of the three major philosophical questions, who am I, where am I, and what should I do, Lian Chengzi only asked the last one, which shows that he has many possible guesses about Lu Ya's strength, and his vision is probably not limited to
Three Realms.
Lu Ya didn't hide anything either.
"I have no purpose."
Lian Chengzi frowned slightly.
"Having no purpose is the most dangerous thing, isn't it? Senior may let me go today, but tomorrow he may casually destroy the Immortal Courtyard due to his displeasure."
"..."
Lu Ya was unable to refute, after thinking about it he still had some reservations and said:
"Don't worry, I'm not that strong yet. I don't kill you because of Ban Yue. It's not without reason. As for Zhu Shen, you'd better leave it alone. Maybe he's stronger than me.
, isn’t it quite interesting?”
Lian Chengzi was still a little confused.
"Dare I ask if Senior has any connection with my master? The first time, you let go of the trio, and this time you let me go..."
"Yeah?"
Lu Ya was also slightly taken aback. He had always treated the weak casually, but when he met the strong, he developed a pity for their talents.
"What's your master's name? Maybe I know him, but I can't tell for sure."
"I have asked this question for more than 10,000 years, but unfortunately, Master has never revealed his true name, not even making up one."
"I guess his name is Ergou, Tiezhu, or Quandan."
"Senior is really good at joking."
"Would you like to stay for dinner?"
"No."
"No, why don't you leave?"
Lian Chengzi was a little embarrassed.
"Senior Lu has an interesting soul. It's a pity that my seniors may be more interested in your fighting ability... The next person will come soon. I hope seniors can continue to be merciful."
Lu Ya nodded.
"Ahem, I'll try my best."
In an instant, the sky above the colorful clouds was filled with stars, and even the city disappeared out of thin air.
Lu Ya got off the boat, sat back on the deck chair, and looked up at the sky.
The light of the colorful moon once again enveloped Caiyun City.
Seven Stars Beidou, this world is a bit interesting.
Jiuhuxian and others knew nothing about the brief battle between the two. They didn't even hear anything they talked about, and they were even less interested.
"Just now, the seven stars in the sky looked like spoons. Didn't you see that?"
The wine fox fairy came to Lu Ya and said:
"I saw it, it's beautiful."
"Then the old man is here to customize the doll. Why have we been chatting for so long?"
"It's Ban Yue's master."
"Grandpa Xiaoyue is so powerful, why does he still need a master?"
Lu Ya suddenly asked:
"Your father is also powerful, why are you so weak? It's just that you don't have a master. If you pour me tea and beat my back every day, I will be your master for free."
The Jiuhu Fairy felt that he had been taken advantage of, and he pursed his lips, feeling very dissatisfied.
"Don't look down on me. You are stronger than me now. When I open the nine tails, no, eight tails, I can twist off your head and use it as a urinal!"
Lu Ya imagined the scene with the wine fox fairy, but it always felt weird.
"Imagine that scene for yourself, don't you feel ashamed?"
Wine Fox Fairy:
"..."
Caini on the side covered her mouth and laughed secretly, then said goodbye to Lu Ya.
"It's getting late, and I have to go back to resume my life. The competition system will be announced tomorrow morning. I suggest that you don't go out to play tonight. Don't miss it."
"Thanks for your hard work."
As soon as Cai Ni left, the Jiuhu Fairy instantly forgot the embarrassment just now.
The person lay on the giant gourd, which lowered its height until the Jiuhu Fairy's mouth reached the height of Lu Ya's ears, and asked in a low voice:
"After watching the stars, what other activities are there tonight?"
Lu Ya leaned back on the lounge chair.
"sleep."
The wine fox fairy smiled thiefly and said:
"Who are you sleeping with?"
Lu Ya glared at her and didn't bother to talk to her.
The wine fox fairy said unwillingly.
"Don't be stingy, take me with you."
Lu Ya looked up at the night sky and suddenly asked:
"where is your house?"
"I don't have a home, why do you ask so suddenly?"
"You will have it."
"Nasty."
Fan Tui and Jin Guizi looked at each other and then at Lu Ya, feeling that he was asking about Jiuhu Fairy's home, but in his heart he was thinking about his own hometown...