Chapter 0052 [Big Chapter] It's time for a honeymoon
As soon as Liu Xuanye stood up, before he finished speaking, Lu Ya pushed him down by the river.
Shh!
Lu Ya quickly covered Liu Xuanye's mouth.
He had kissed this mouth before...it was very soft.
Liu Xuanye opened his eyes wide and stared at Lu Ya.
There was a ripple in the calm eyes that reflected the starlight.
With Ten Thousand Swords piercing her heart, Lu Ya let go of her and whispered.
"Don't scare it, otherwise no beasts will dare to come."
"Um?"
At this moment, a slender earth snake is hidden in the wheat field.
And he is also a snake immortal in the one-star immortal sect realm!
What is incompatible with his Immortal Sect Realm cultivation is that his body is less than ten feet long, his forearms are thick, and most of his body is buried in the soil. His snake scales can change color according to the environment, thus concealing his spiritual pressure and aura.
As long as you keep a sufficient distance, the Immortal Master won't be able to find it.
It's a scout snake...and a female.
Lu Ya had noticed her a long time ago.
This female snake is quite courageous. It uses its body to burrow into the earth and hides its breath. It wanders around Fukong Mountain day and night, not knowing what to investigate.
However, when Li Wuxie came yesterday, she was so frightened that she trembled and ran to Fukong Mountain next door to hide. She waited until Li Wuxie returned to Dongfu City before sneaking back to the wheat field.
The reputation of the grass python hero is evident!
"Just a snake."
"snake?"
Liu Xuanye frowned slightly. Even though her consciousness was sharp, due to her limited cultivation, she had only noticed a slight strange noise just now. She didn't know that it was actually a snake fairy from the Immortal Sect.
Lu Ya explained softly.
"Our Qingluan City is now the focus of Dongfuxian District. All forces have infiltrated in, not necessarily to cause sabotage, but just to learn the inside story. They are all routine operations. You don't have to worry."
Liu Xuanye seemed to have some realization and was about to get up when his sword-shaped eyebrows frowned slightly again.
"You pressed my hair."
"Um?"
Lu Ya turned around and took a look.
Several slender black hairs spread out from Liu Xuanye's bun and were pressed tightly under his elbows.
Lu Ya hurriedly sat up.
Liu Xuanye immediately stood up, hugged his knees and sat by the river, and asked quietly:
"You want the beast tide to come?"
Lu Ya was very considerate and patted the dirt and grass clippings behind her.
"What will we eat if the beast tide doesn't come? There are more and more people in Qingluan City. I estimate that Xu Kun can only survive for half a month. The fairy animals he raises are still too young to eat."
"..."
Liu Xuanye was speechless.
After living for three thousand years, she had only heard of people being eaten by beasts. This was the first time she heard of people wanting to eat beasts.
"I heard from my senior sister that although a single beast tide is very weak, there are too many of them, often in the hundreds of millions. Sometimes even the Immortal Lord cannot escape unscathed, not to mention that you have to protect tens of thousands of Immortals."
"Senior sister is right, but I am much stronger than Immortal Lord, so you can rest assured."
Liu Xuanye was suddenly startled.
He actually said it directly... Aren't strong people very reserved?
She had already expected how strong Lu Ya was, but when Lu Ya said it himself, she was inevitably shocked.
"For thousands of years, the strongest immortal that the locals in Dongfuxian District have seen is Deacon Li. No matter how powerful the immortal is, they have never seen it and it is difficult to imagine how strong it is."
Lu Ya lit up a fire, skewered nine colorful fish with a sword, removed the dirt and poison, sprinkled them with seasonings, held the sword hilt, and hung them on the bonfire to roast.
While grilling the fish, he asked leisurely.
"how about you?"
Liu Xuanye shook his head, picked up a stone, adjusted his breath, and threw it into the water.
"I don't know either."
The bonfire swayed in the gentle evening breeze.
The ruffled river water reflects the sparkling starlight.
Lu Ya sat cross-legged by the river, grilling fish comfortably.
Liu Xuanye built a pile of stones and threw stones seriously.
Different from when they first met, Liu Xuanye gradually lost his cool and lazy temperament in front of Lu Ya, as if he had returned to his youthful appearance at the Fairy Academy.
She threw the stones very seriously.
Every time it is thrown, the angle, the power, the spiritual pressure attached, and the emotion invested are different.
But the ending is the same——
There are always fish dying.
Lu Ya turned to look at her, always feeling that this woman was a little natural, as if she was missing something.
The whole person's temperament is too flawless.
That extremely delicate face seemed to have come out of a magic scroll, and that slender, elegant, yet undulating perfect figure exuded a radiance of divinity and sin intertwined.
Her divinity and demonic nature are too strong, but her human nature is a bit too indifferent.
Her consciousness is extremely sharp, but she cannot listen to the hearts and souls of all things like Lu Ya.
This is the biggest obstacle for her to practice resonance swordsmanship.
Three feet of ice does not last in a day, and being a housewife for thousands of years is no joke.
At the same time, Lu Ya could also see that after he came to Zhuquan Sect, Liu Xuanye's body was suffering more and more pain every day. Even if Lu Ya deliberately curbed it, he could not reverse this trend.
If her abyssal sword intent is forcibly sealed, her already weak humanity will further dissipate.
Lu Ya didn't want to do unnecessary things.
She is who she is.
After Lu Ya had eaten and drank enough, he lay on the grass with his sword in his pillow, blowing the gentle evening breeze, listening to the rhythm of the stone sinking into the water, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
Take a look at dawn.
All the fish in the river were dead.
Liu Xuanye sat by the river with his knees in his arms, watching the fish and thinking deeply.
Stunned.
Lu Ya held his forehead and no longer thought about this teaching.
Fortunately, I just promised to teach her and didn't say I must teach her.
You can teach me whatever you want, just enjoy your honeymoon.
Speaking of honeymoon.
Lu Ya felt a little ashamed.
After getting married, let alone a honeymoon, I didn't even go shopping.
In his previous life, every time his girlfriend took him shopping, Lu Ya would get annoyed and eager to come back and play games. However, if he never went shopping once, he would feel like something was missing.
It seems that there is a missing ritual and an unfinished side task.
With this in mind, Lu Ya put the dead fish in the river into space to keep it fresh, then took Liu Xuanye, who was still thinking, and headed straight for Qingluan City.
…
A ray of rising sun breaks through the morning fog.
The warm sunshine illuminates the whole city.
The morning in Qingluan City is not as lively as the evening.
The streets are mostly filled with local immortals who come to have breakfast, as well as some small vendors targeting immortals, giving it a strong market atmosphere.
Expansion has begun at both ends of the street.
Construction of the second row of shops has also begun.
Behind the giant kun.
Seven fairy ships are set up on seven bamboo platforms, and dozens of painters carve Qingluan patterns on the hulls.
All the citizens had smiles on their faces, and the entire Qingluan City was filled with vitality.
As soon as Liu Xuan took to the street at night, he immediately attracted a lot of attention.
Especially a woman's gaze.
They had never seen such a handsome young man before, and when they looked carefully, they realized that he was a woman.
When I looked again, it was actually the sect leader!
The master is so beautiful!
Looking at the eyes of these obsessed girls, Lu Ya thought to himself, if they hadn't each received a piece of protective bamboo, as far as he could see, the street would have been filled with corpses, and the scene would be similar to a river full of dead fish.
Lu Ya put Liu Xuanye into men's clothes just to avoid the crowd's attention, but...
it's useless.
Wherever his wife goes, she is always looked at.
Although Liu Xuanye's physique is a bit harmful, to Lu Ya, it is very face-saving.
Walking stridingly on the street, I feel like my wife is the best in the world. As I walk, even my steps start to feel a bit unrecognizable.
"I'll take you to a big dinner."
Lu Ya's momentum is like a rainbow.
Liu Xuanye knew that it was a custom for Taoist couples to eat together. Although she didn't need to eat and didn't like to eat, she readily agreed when Lu Ya asked her to eat.
"OK."
"I'm going to buy something delicious, but don't move around."
"I'm waiting for you."
Time passed a little long.
Liu Xuanye just waited quietly without any anxiety.
Lu Ya finally came out of a breakfast shop. After a lot of talking, he exchanged hundreds of kilograms of dead fish for two portions of soy milk and fried dough sticks.
His free benefits were exhausted last night.
Businessmen are so realistic!
Lu Ya was indignant, but luckily the soy milk and fried dough sticks were delicious.
Soy milk made from grinding fairy beans, fried dough stick noodles made from fairy wheat noodles, and fried oil from fairy oil seeds.
Compared with the soy milk fried dough sticks in the previous life, it has been completely sublimated, as if it has a soul.
Lu Ya handed one to Liu Xuanye.
"Try it and see."
It was also the first time for Liu Xuanye to have dinner with a Taoist monk. It felt very strange. There was no expression on his face, but there was a faint joy in his heart.
Lu Ya chuckled.
"Soy milk fried dough sticks, I used to eat these every day when I went to school."
Liu Xuanye asked curiously.
"Where did your husband go to school?"
Lu Ya gnawed on the fried dough sticks.
"Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School."
"Where is Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School...?"
"It's a very far away place anyway."
"It must be the highest school in the immortal world. I used to study at Dongfuxian Academy and I have never seen anyone as interesting as my husband."
"I have never seen anyone as distressed as you."
Lu Ya told the truth.
Thousands of swords pierce your heart every day.
You feel sad too.
Liu Xuanye lowered his head slightly, feeling warm in his heart.
Just like how her senior sister made her feel...
The two of them continued shopping.
Wandering around like no one else is around.
Not long after.
Lu Ya saw a shop selling gold and silver jewelry.
Hongzhuang Pavilion.
The ornaments inside are all beautiful and sparkling.
Give any woman one look and she will be paralyzed.
Except Liu Xuanye.
Lu Ya thought to himself that he had received a sword from Liu Xuanye but had not returned the gift yet. As a man, he was really a bit of a jerk, so he wanted to buy a jewelry for her. After all...he couldn't afford other gifts.
The shopkeeper is a beautiful woman dressed beautifully.
She recognized Lu Ya at a glance.
However, his eyes were always wandering around Liu Xuanye, and he felt that this woman wearing men's clothes was so beautiful that it was difficult for people to look away even after one glance, even if she was a woman.
After looking for a long time, I realized it was Sect Leader Liu.
But she pretended not to know him.
Save on discounts.
"Elder Lu, do you want to buy jewelry for Sect Leader Liu?"
"Um."
Lu Ya glanced at the top of Liu Xuanye's head, which only had a men's bun, and when dressed as a woman, it was a women's bun with no extra decoration.
Lu Ya didn't want to buy something too fancy, which would break the amateur feeling.
I want to buy a hairpin to replace the chopstick-like strips on my bun or cloud bun.
"Choose the most beautiful hairpin for me."
The female shopkeeper said nothing and took out a beautiful green hairpin from the inner hall.
"This is the treasure of our store, the Erhai Fairy Cloud Hairpin. Only such a treasure can be worthy of the noble status of Sect Master Liu... Don't you think so, little brother?"
Her eyes were crazily hinting at Liu Xuanye.
Liu Xuanye was indifferent.
Lu Ya also thinks that this fairy cloud hairpin is really beautiful, especially the agate green color, which goes well with the green robe of the Zhuquan Sect.
"How much is it?"
"Elder Lu is really discerning."
"I have vision? Didn't you come up with this yourself?"
"Ahem, this is the treasure of our store, the Eight Thousand Immortal Crystals."
"no discount?"
"no discount."
"You know, I am not only Elder Lu, but also the Lord of Qingluan City. Can this money be deducted from the rent?"
"This requires Elder Ning to come forward and say, besides, our store's rent has been paid for a whole year. These eight thousand immortal crystals are enough to pay the rent for the next thirty years. If business is not good, we will have to move out next year."
"..."
Lu Ya suddenly lost his temper and suddenly picked up a redwood hairpin nearby. The workmanship was also very exquisite, but the material was very ordinary.
"How much is it?"
"A piece of fairy crystal."
"Hey, isn't this pretty? It's worth every penny. I'll just take this one."
"..."
"You don't want to sell?"
"It's also for sale."
When he took out the money, Lu Ya discovered that he didn't even have a single fairy crystal on his body!
Except for the Immortal Sword Space Ring of Zhuquan Sect and the Immortal Sword Liu Xuanye gave him, there are no more treasures left.
This is embarrassing.
The female shopkeeper was also shocked.
Unexpectedly, the dignified Elder Lu was actually a strict henpecker. Yesterday he was a great hero in Qingluan City. After one night, he was still penniless, with not even a dime of pocket money on him.
Elder Ning is really strict in his management.
Not a wife, but better than a wife.
Lu Ya said hurriedly:
"I forgot to bring my money when I went out. How about this? You can charge it to my account and I can grant you a wish at any time. Of course, it would be best if it takes no more than three seconds to fulfill your wish. How about that?"
No more than three seconds?
The female shopkeeper pretended to blush because she didn't want to save Lu Ya's face for a piece of fairy crystal.
"A true man, you keep your word. Elder Lu, please don't go back on your word."
"It's a deal."
Lu Ya thought to himself, this woman is quite good at being a good person.
Liu Xuanye was also well-behaved throughout the whole process and didn't say a word.
It’s all very honorable!
Lu Ya felt a little embarrassed after leaving the store.
Unexpectedly, Liu Xuanye was particularly happy.
"How do you know I like red?"
Lu Ya:
"..."
She couldn't wait to remove the bun from her bun, inserted a redwood hairpin, and simply smoothed out the excess hair.
"Does it look good?"
Lu Ya looked up.
"nice."
No, it’s surprisingly good-looking. It’s obviously a men’s bun, but it’s so beautiful that it’s breathtaking!
It seemed to add a touch of soulful color to her whole person.
Lu Ya was startled.
Suddenly I thought of the red-robed female You Ming in my dream last night.
Also red!
Lu Ya seemed to understand what was missing in her soul.
Liu Xuanye wore a redwood hairpin and walked in circles in joy, from Lu Ya's right to his left, like a young girl.
It was a joy that came from the depths of the soul.
"How do you like it?"
"like."
"nice! You love it."
Seeing Liu Xuanye jumping for joy like a young girl, Lu Ya also felt relaxed.
It might be easier for her to learn swordsmanship.
while walking.
Suddenly, a beggar next to him stopped him——
"Young master, if you stay here, I will see that your hall is darkened, and there will be a great disaster."
Lu Ya dusted his eyes and saw that this man was really blind and had no cultivation.
My seal is black?
It really is!
In the middle of last night, after eating grilled fish by the river, I slept for a while. When I turned over, I accidentally got some grass ash on my forehead. Although most of it was wiped off, there were still some faint black spots.
Coincidence?
Liu Xuanye frowned, she didn't believe in coincidences.
He stopped suddenly and asked the beggar directly.
"What do you want to say?"
Lu Ya said hurriedly:
"You wouldn't believe such a charlatan, would you?"
The blind beggar was very dissatisfied and had a clear idea.
"Thousand Immortal Crystals, I tell you what you want."
A Thousand Immortal Crystals?
Lu Ya is hairy.
You have made such a great contribution to Qingluan City and haven’t made a penny out of it. How dare you, a charlatan, ask for a thousand Immortal Crystals?
Why don't you go and grab it!
Facts have proven that you can get money faster by cheating than by stealing.
Liu Xuanye threw a bag of fairy crystals directly to the beggar, and it seemed that the number was more than a thousand.
She was just too lazy to count, so she threw them all together.
The beggar hurriedly put away the fairy crystal and took out an old writing brush and a piece of thin yellow paper.
"Write whatever you want on it."
Liu Xuanye didn't take the writing brush.
He just waved his sleeves in the air and carved a scrawled word "night" on the yellow paper with runes.
The beggar reached out and touched the paper.
In an instant, his expression froze, and his eyes suddenly opened.
A pair of pale, cracked eyes oozing blood were revealed.
"Kill...kill her quickly!"
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I recommend two Naruto fanfics that have become popular recently.
"Let the world feel pain from now on", the Chinese version of Naruto who has received nine years of compulsory education is very good-looking.
"Starting from Naruto Selling Cans" Uchiha Itachi: My stupid Oudou, I opened more cans than you!
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