Chapter 166 The master is like a flower and a jade
Luo Xiaoyu stupidly lowered his head to check himself, then raised his head and said blankly: "There is nothing wrong with me."
"I have fruits, senior sister, do you want to eat peaches?"
"I don't want to eat."
"If you don't want to eat, why don't you go take a shower!"
The legend is indeed true, a man's heart is like a needle in the sea. Luo Xiaoyu felt that she could not figure out her junior brother at all, and it was too difficult to communicate with him. She was afraid of upsetting Shen Xuan, so she did not dare to ask any more questions, turned around and went to take a shower with a depressed expression.
The spring was bright and the grass was green. Shen Xuan leaned against the boulder and watched the wind. Even though the senior sister was bathing behind him, Shen Xuan still felt calm. The only worry was that she would be washed away by the current.
After a while, Shen Xuan heard the delicate childish voice of the senior sister, shouting seriously: "Fish Demon, I want you to help me practice!"
Shen Xuan is no longer calm. People can't be with fish... at least they shouldn't be...
"Junior brother, I caught a fish demon, do you want it?"
"How do you want to practice?"
"I want to practice chasing and escaping in the water with it, but it is too weak and has not yet opened its spiritual wisdom, so it cannot help me practice."
Shen Xuan felt tired, and then a big fish was thrown to the shore and landed in front of him accurately. Shen Xuan looked at it and said, "Okay! I'm very energetic. Let's just grill it and eat it."
The whole big fish is as big as two Luo Xiaoyus. Shen Xuan is also worried that it has become a climate hazard due to its cultivation. Moreover, this big fish has a very bad temper and a bad character at first glance. As soon as it landed, it struggled with all its strength. After a while, I pissed myself to death.
After the elder sister came ashore, Shen Xuan directly set up a fire and started grilling the fish, while Dabao looked at the steaming grilled fish monster on the grill and was inevitably a little sad that the fish was dead.
Fairy face and beast heart!
Look, this is the result of not having a backstage. Dabao looked at it and couldn't help but feel sad, and sad saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.
"Can you give me a piece of it?" Dabao asked sadly.
Shen Xuan tore off another large piece of hot fish meat, put it into his mouth, and said incoherently: "Wait a little longer, it's still too hot for you to eat."
I may not be a human, but you are a real dog. Dabao didn’t want to talk to him anymore, moved his hooves to Luo Xiaoyu and said, “I’m hungry too.”
To be honest, Luo Xiaoyu is kind-hearted and responds to everything he asks for. He even picked up a bunch of weeds from the ground and stuffed them into Dabao's mouth.
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In the end, despite Dabao's strong protest, he got his wish and ate the grilled fish, and even got half of the fish.
The cute senior sister didn't seem to be used to this situation of sitting face to face and eating together. She just held a large piece of fish and ate it hard, and eventually turned herself into a colorful cat.
Shen Xuan had no choice but to take her to the river to wash her face again. The water was clear, reflecting the two reflections on the shore, one large and one small. Luo Xiaoyu squatted on the shore and raised two handfuls of water to his dirty face. Staring at the water, he suddenly said: "There is a treasure under the water, do you want it, little junior brother?"
Shen Xuan was quite surprised, but he just smiled and said, "I don't want it anymore. Whoever finds it first will own it."
When a man says "don't want", he actually means "want". Luo Xiaoyu remembered that a junior sister told her this before!
Without saying a word, Luo Xiaoyu plunged into the water, and soon came ashore with a ball of water plants. She threw the water plants at Shen Xuan's feet, tried her best to show a surprised expression on her stiff little face, and then spoke in a tone like As if the robot was reading lines, it pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, little junior brother, look at it, this waterweed is very strange!"
Shen Xuan didn't know why. He peeled away the water grass and took a look. There was a helmet wrapped inside, and he felt the spiritual energy fluctuations carefully.
"Wow, junior brother, you are so lucky. You have found the treasure. Whoever finds it first will be the one who finds it first." Luo Xiaoyu read a sentence without any emotion. It was simply amazing. The acting was so stiff that it was hard. Got a toothache.
Shen Xuan's head was buzzing, and after a while he asked depressedly: "Senior Sister, are you serious?"
"Wow, hello, junior brother..." Luo Xiaoyu recited the lines exactly the same, but her eyes were obviously panicked. Maybe she was afraid that Shen Xuan wouldn't believe it, so this time she specially added a clapping gesture.
Shen Xuan almost vomited blood after seeing this. He didn't want to embarrass his senior sister any more, so he just considered himself lucky.
He picked up the helmet and looked at it, and almost vomited a mouthful of blood. The entire helmet was made of a single piece of jade. It was a jade helmet. In other words, this was a cuckold...
Who the hell made this with no thought! Is this what humans do when they carve out a hat from a piece of fine jadeite?
Looking at the pitiful face of the senior sister, Shen Xuan decided not to test her acting skills anymore. If he didn't wear it himself, he might as well give it to others in the future.
After putting the storage ring away, Shen Xuan and his senior sister rode on Dabao together. The two of them rode on a donkey and started to return to the Vajra Sect.
The cleaned senior sister is still very cute, with porcelain-white pink skin, big black and bright eyes, and bright red lips.
Shen Xuan held her close to his chest and naturally took out a pear and a peach, constantly feeding the senior sister. The latter was also very easy to feed, and she would eat as much as she was given... …
The sound of hoofbeats was heard as we walked, and soon we arrived at a peach blossom forest. As far as we could see, everything was pink and full of fallen flowers.
A gust of spring breeze blows in the face, making people squint their eyes in comfort, and even the donkey stops intoxicated. Luo Xiaoyu's flying hair brushes against the tip of Shen Xuan's nose, tickling the scent of flowers mixed with the scent of milk after the elder sister's bath. This kind of I'm afraid he will never forget the aroma.
As Luo Xiaoyu leaned in Shen Xuan's arms, she couldn't explain how she felt. She was hazy, but she just felt that today's peaches seemed to be extra sweet, and the sunshine seemed to be as warm as shining into her heart.
When he walked out of the peach blossom forest, Luo Xiaoyu had already put a large wreath on his head made of various flowers. Shen Xuan made it with local materials. At first, Luo Xiaoyu thought that his junior brother was giving it to him. She made it up, but when her junior brother finished it, he suddenly put it on her head and said it was for her. She didn't know why, but she suddenly felt like crying.
Luo Xiaoyu will always remember that moment when her junior brother put a wreath on her head and said with a smile: "I give it to you to increase your sanity and prevent brain damage."
She believed in her junior brother's words, and she would definitely be able to stay sane and not be mentally retarded in the future.
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Shen Xuan's return was very low-key. If someone hadn't informed him specifically, Xu Muxi wouldn't have known that he was back.
Originally, Xu Muxi, as the deputy sect leader, should have waited for Shen Xuan to come to see him, but the elders below were all eager to see Shen Xuan, and eventually they rushed to see him.
As soon as Shen Xuan returned to his small courtyard, before he could do anything, he was frightened by the elders who came after hearing the news.
He felt that this trip to the palace was as simple as traveling. In the end, he even bought a lot of Gong Ruyue's souvenirs for free, but as soon as these elders came, they tried their best to blow him up to the sky, which made Shen Xuan feel horrified.
Xu Muxi was pleased and wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but immediately realized that this operation would not work because he was a man! Then he smiled kindly and said: "You stole Bingxinlian for the sect, and you certainly deserved your credit. Your reward will be in We had already discussed this before you came back. It’s just that we can’t give you this reward yet, and it’s not easy to tell you what it is. But don’t worry, I’ll give it to you in as little as a month or as soon as a few days. Anyway, the reward will definitely not be given to you. You are disappointed."
The elders did not want to disturb Shen Xuan who had just returned. After these people left, the senior sister came not long after. She put her small hands together, carefully held the treasure bag, and handed it to Shen Xuan with great treasure, saying: " All the materials needed to make alchemy are in it, you must help me beg the master and never fail."
It was finally time for a big deal. Shen Xuan immediately opened the treasure bag and checked the materials inside and his reward. The results were quite gratifying. Shen Xuan smiled with satisfaction and said: "Don't worry, dear, our family is all made by masters." Made by pure ancient methods, the yield is extremely high, small elixirs, refined by masters..."
When Luo Xiaoyu walked out of Shen Xuan's house, she was holding a "Only Love Fart" membership gold card that Shen Xuan gave her, and her head was still dizzy. Shen Xuan talked to her a lot, and Luo Xiaoyu didn't She didn't know what it meant. Anyway, she became the general agent of the Vajra Sect of Lieyang Kingdom, and from now on she would be the top of the pyramid.
After sending away the senior sister, Shen Xuan was not in a hurry to refine the alchemy. There was no need to rush the matter. If he did it too quickly, his identity as the alchemy master would be exposed.
After traveling for two consecutive days before returning, Shen Xuan also wanted to take a good rest, take a shower and catch up on some sleep.
Within the Vajra Sect, the good news that Junior Brother Shen had returned safely spread quickly. Many people wanted to come and visit. However, Shen Xuan's residence was almost a forbidden area of the Vajra Sect. The few people who came to visit through the head were dismissed by Luo Xiaoyu. After leaving, she had to let her junior brother rest quickly so that he could have the energy to contact the alchemy master.
The castle-like courtyard of Shen Xuan is indeed intimidating, and everyone thinks it is normal that they can't get in. Junior Brother Shen will come out sooner or later anyway, so just wait one more day.
These people came and left, but those who left did not include Kong Lei, because Kong Lei was driven crazy by the mission. Not to mention the failure of the last plan, this time Shen Xuan took the initiative to leave the Vajra Sect. She actually left the Vajra Sect several days later. Just found out.
With the idea of evading responsibility, Kong Lei did not report this mistake to the person behind her, but she did not want that person to find out about it through other channels afterwards. Naturally, she was extremely dissatisfied. Kong Lei begged hard and He promised to complete the task quickly and thus escaped punishment for the time being.
However, she really didn't know how to deceive Shen Xuan out. It was too difficult for her and she was under too much pressure. After being woken up by the oversized cricket this morning, when Kong Lei looked in the mirror and combed her hair, she was struck by baldness. Being bald made her panic like a confused bald lamb. As a practitioner, she would generally not be bald. This showed that she was under great pressure! If she was not careful, she would be haunted by inner demons!
She knew that she had no chance to be bald, she had to bald herself.
Therefore, when she came, Kong Lei did not go to visit Shen Xuan like the others. She knew that she had no chance in front of others, and if she wanted to succeed, she had to seek evil in other ways.
Soon, the "it" that Kong Lei expected and waited for appeared.
Because she had suffered from not paying enough attention to Shen Xuan before, Kong Lei learned from the experience this time. She analyzed the news that the two elders had brought back in advance, word for word, and finally found that the breakthrough this time should be on the donkey demon.
Because Dabao had already opened up his spiritual intelligence and was Shen Xuan's mount, the King Kong Sect basically did not restrict his freedom. After Dabao visited Shen Xuan's small courtyard, he felt bored and opened the courtyard door to go out. Stroll around.
As soon as he went out and turned a corner, he was stopped by someone. Dabao sighed, it turns out that not only himself, but also humans have the problem of hair loss.
Dabao said sympathetically: "Before it's not too obvious, eat more black sesame seeds."
Kong Lei knew that the donkey had enlightened his intelligence and could talk, but what did he mean by asking him to eat more black sesame seeds during this meeting? Kong Lei didn't understand, but she didn't care too much. He asked flatteringly: "May I ask if you are that fairy horse?"
Dabao liked hearing this, and immediately shook his head, raised his head, and said very helpfully: "You have good eyesight, you recognized me at a glance, tell me what you want to do with me."
Unexpectedly, making friends with the donkey demon went so smoothly. Kong Lei hurriedly hit the snake and followed it on the stick, and continued to flatter him: "Your Excellency is not only majestic, but also clever and resourceful. So I will say it bluntly. In fact, I want to invite Junior Brother Shen to come with me." Leave the Vajra Sect and go for a trip..."
"Okay, needless to say, you've made the right choice by asking me. No matter where you go, I can find a way to help you ask my master out. This may be difficult to say, but it's actually not difficult at all..." Dabao was mid-sentence when suddenly He stopped and didn't say much, just kept moving his mouth and grinding his teeth.
Kong Lei was overjoyed. She didn't expect that before she told a lot of fabricated reasons or even mentioned her own plan, this donkey had already taken care of her. She hurriedly bowed and thanked him: "Then I'm sorry for bothering you."
Dabao didn't answer and continued to chew air. After a while, seeing that the man really couldn't understand what he meant, he had to remind him: "I'm a little hungry."
Suddenly realizing it, Kong Lei patted her forehead and said: "Yes, yes, yes... look at my head, it's time to eat. I'm going to prepare a few bundles of delicious fodder for you."
"Actually, we immortal horses are no different from humans when we have cultivated to my level. Cultivation is difficult."
Kong Lei seemed to understand a little bit. She tentatively took out a Qi-Building Pill from the treasure bag and hesitated: "This Qi-Building Pill..."
A big head suddenly stretched out, stuck out his tongue and rolled the elixir into his mouth. After chewing it like eating jelly beans and swallowing it, Dabao continued what he had left unfinished earlier and said: "This matter I would say it is difficult, but it is not difficult at all. If I say it is not difficult, it is actually quite difficult. His master is like a flower, and countless people want to date him every day..."
Kong Lei felt very distressed. This Qi-Building Pill was also very precious to her, but the donkey demon was obviously not satisfied with eating just one. The big donkey's eyes were looking at her treasure bag.
Dabao was satisfied, and after receiving another Qi-Building Pill, he continued: "However, it doesn't matter whether it is difficult or not, as long as we have a good relationship..."
Kong Lei hurriedly covered her treasure bag and said, "Don't look any further. Qi-Building Pills. She finally got three of them from the forces behind her. Now two of them have been fed to the donkey."
Smash it, slap it, Dabao said casually: "If you do this, our relationship will be..."
Kong Lei was really about to cry. She was so entangled in her heart that she finally gritted her teeth and gave up.
"I really only have this one left. If you want more, please give me permission."
Donkey Tongue directly rolled the last pill into his mouth. Seeing Kong Lei's face turned ugly, Dabao hurriedly said: "If you want to catch up with my master, you must have all five things in place before you can do it."
"What five?"
Dabao was mysterious and said in a low voice: "These five items are Pan Tong and Deng Xiaoxian."