When Xiao Yu heard the name of Master Tu Zhidou, her face suddenly turned red. She hurriedly grabbed Shen Xuan and whispered, "Master, let's go quickly!"
"Wait."
Shen Xuan frowned slightly. Why was this girl's voice as sweet as sugar so familiar? He ignored Xiao Yu's pull and walked forward. What he saw was an ugly woman with a big belly and moles and pockmarks on her face. But it was shocking. What surprised me was that her voice was extremely sweet.
"Master Tuzhidou's masterpiece is absolutely worth the money, don't miss it."
The woman held a small book in one hand and was selling hard. Shen Xuan looked at her slender wrists and bloated upper body, then looked at her big belly and already had the answer in his mind.
"Give me a copy."
"Okay."
The ugly woman screamed happily and immediately handed a book to Shen Xuan. Xiao Yu beside her was so anxious that she blushed as if she was something. She pulled Shen Xuan and stopped her in a low voice, "Master, you can't buy this book..."
His voice was as thin as a mosquito, and Shen Xuan couldn't hear what he was saying. After taking it, Shen Xuan said naturally: "Xiaoyu, pay."
"Master, this is an unfair book!"
Xiao Yu was extremely anxious. He didn't understand why Shen Xuan hadn't heard of the master's book this was, and the women around him were all wretched... Wait! The young master actually opened the book in public!
Xiaoyu was suddenly stunned. The young master not only bought it, but also opened it and read it. The most important thing was that he didn't even bother to laugh at it before closing it???
Not only Xiao Yu was dumbfounded, but Shangguan Ling was also stunned. What on earth is going on with the man in front of him? Even if you are wearing a mask, you don't have to be so arrogant, right? Buying books that women like to read on the street and reading them on the street? Emmm... wait... , this feeling of familiarity...
Shangguan Ling suddenly looked at Xiao Yu, who looked familiar. He looked up and down, and finally settled on Xiao Yu's newly developed Adam's apple. Suddenly, he immediately recognized who it was. Isn't this the one who was like his master, who always looked at her every time he saw her? It's like seeing a cockroach, looking down on the waiter.
So this masked man is Shen Xuan!? I smoke!
Shen Xuan didn't know that Shangguan Ling recognized him so quickly. He asked Xiaoyu to pay and didn't leave. Instead, he waited here and wanted to talk to Shangguan Ling. He fell in love with Shangguan Ling's disguise skills, and he was so amazing. In seconds, if the voice wasn't so distinctive and there were a few subtle flaws, he wouldn't be able to recognize it.
But it’s quite embarrassing. I happened to meet my ex-fiancée selling books on the street... Damn it, why is everything wrong? She lives in a cave and sells books on the street. How miserable is this beautiful girl...
At this time, Shangguan Ling was also very embarrassed. She had been running back and forth in several nearby cities these days. Is it easy to resell various things? Why did she meet Shen Xuan while reselling this kind of book? Never mind why Shen Xuan bought this kind of book. , how embarrassing it would be if her identity was exposed and she was found to have made a fortune by selling notebooks!
Life is not easy, and accidents happen frequently. It’s too nan.
Shangguan Ling saw that Shen Xuan was still waiting here, and immediately packed up the stall and left. She didn't want to be recognized by Shen Xuan, and Shen Xuan, a man who thought that wearing a mask would make him shameless, was standing in this stall, and the customers were also Sorry to come over.
The more Shangguan Ling thinks about it, the more chilled she becomes. The world is deteriorating and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. It has just been a while since Shen Xuan turned into such a promiscuous man. As a man, he dares to buy and watch such things openly on the street. As the head of the family, she So angry about this!
Shangguan Ling promised to educate him next time, but what made Shangguan Ling's heart sink was that Shen Xuan was still following her. Could he have recognized her?
"Boy, do you have a crush on me? If so, we will meet here at midnight. Now that I want to hide from the city defense, I will leave first."
Shangguan Ling teased with a strange voice, Xiao Yu immediately became angry, but Shen Xuan stopped him before he could speak.
Shen Xuan was too lazy to talk nonsense and said straight to the point: "Let's make a deal. You teach me the art of disguise, or help me disguise myself, and I pay."
"Oh? What are you going to do?"
Shangguan Ling's eyes narrowed slightly when he heard this. It was obvious that Shen Xuan recognized her. He was not stupid.
"I don't want to be too conspicuous when traveling, I just need to change my face like you..." Shen Xuan replied half-truthfully.
"How about just pretending to be a woman like your valet?" Shangguan Ling felt that things were not that simple. She felt that Shen Xuan was afraid to speak boldly, as if he was guarding against something, and he didn't seem to want to A low-key person.
"..."
Shen Xuan couldn't answer these words. Is it common for cross-dressing men to be in this world? After being silent for a while, he said meaningfully: "I want to be like last time."
"Like that last time? You couldn't be..."
Shangguan Ling was stunned for a moment, but immediately realized that Shen Xuan wanted to kidnap Shen Xuan when he was kidnapped out of the city last time... Oh, she understood, Shen Xuan wanted to go out of the city!
"Look at my mouth shape."
Shangguan Ling said something slowly and silently, and left the city.
Shen Xuan looked at her before meeting her. He couldn't help but be a little surprised. This girl is so charming!
Shen Xuan suddenly worried whether she would tell the truth, and his hesitation made Shangguan Ling suddenly sure.
Shangguan Ling suddenly fell silent. She first touched a fake mole on her face, then spread a piece of cloth randomly on the ground, then took out some hairpins from her arms and placed them on them. She suddenly explained: "That book is I sold it for a friend, but actually I sell hairpins."
Shen Xuan didn't know why he felt that Shangguan Ling was making friends out of nothing, but it was then that he realized that buying this kind of book seemed to be a bad thing in this world. Even though the content in it was nothing more than that, he took the opportunity to redeem himself, "My sister likes to read books." , I wanted to buy it as a gift to her, but I didn’t expect it to be such a vulgar thing..."
"..."
Shangguan Ling doesn't like hearing this, it's vulgar! Men like them don't understand anything, but this is a treasure that is no worse than a spiritual weapon. It takes no time to cultivate immortality, and it is lonely and ruthless. Only this kind of treasure can accompany them.
But she also knew that Shen Xuan didn't understand them and would only think them vulgar. The reason why she explained was that she didn't want to embarrass her mother anymore. After all, she had praised Haikou.
"How many flower protectors are there?" Shangguan Ling handed Shen Xuan a hairpin.
Xiao Yu could be said to be confused. He wanted to drag Shen Xuan away. He didn't understand why the young master seemed to know such a low-class person. If this old lady knew about it, she would definitely be angry.
"At least two hands..." Shen Xuan responded speechlessly. He suddenly felt disgusted with the term "flower protector".
"Tsk tsk... This kind of thing is not done by humans. My aunt treats me as her own child..."
Shangguan Ling looked troubled, and without waiting for Shen Xuan to say anything, he took the lead and said: "You have to pay more. One-price, three-condensation realm technique, I can help you."
"Kung Fu?" Shen Xuan's expression changed. He now knew how valuable the Kung Fu was, but he was relieved that Shangguan Ling had what he wanted.
"I don't want anything except the exercises. I have a way to guarantee success."
After Shangguan Ling finished speaking, he remained silent and let Shen Xuan do whatever he wanted.
She originally thought that Shen Xuan would refuse, but she didn't expect that Shen Xuan was silent for a while and actually nodded, "Success is there, failure is nothing."
"Okay, let's wait until I sell these things." Shangguan Ling originally thought that Shen Xuan would buy all her things when she heard this, but she didn't. Looking at Shen Xuan's leaving back, she rolled her eyes. Already have an idea.
She will help Shen Xuan get out of the city, but as soon as he leaves the city, she will catch Shen Xuan back, so that she can complete the deal and live up to Aunt Shen.
If it weren't for the fact that her Great Formless Magic Skill needed to be fused with other skills, she would have gone and reported it now. Such a beautiful man was out there and something would happen within two days. No matter how disgusted she was, she couldn't really help Shen Xuan without saying anything. Auntie, this is also the husband who will wash and cook for her, trim her nails, clean her, take care of her hair, warm her bed and body, take care of her wife and teach her daughter...
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Dog Sheng's Notes...
Tianyuan twenty-three thousand three hundred and thirty-three years, the first day of April.
I love you so much that I cannot get it, so I want to know what is in his heart. One day I got his calligraphy treasure, burned it, mixed the paper ashes with honey and fairy dew, made jade with fairy water, and enshrined it on the table. It is said that you can hear it when you eat it. His heartfelt voice. Every morning, I take a bath and burn incense to cleanse my body. I take three spoonfuls of it and sigh. The taste of your calligraphy can only be experienced rarely in heaven and on earth. Your heart is so pure. It seems like a fairyland on earth. I love her and shed tears. .
(Some readers reported that the classical Chinese writing was too awkward, and it was so disgusting to be sexually assaulted in secret (oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...ww......we, we, lick the dog, it's so miserable (╥﹏╥)). Actually, you don't have to worry about it, just skip over. I wrote the note at the beginning. It’s just for fun. Unexpectedly, many readers like it, so I write it every day. It has nothing to do with the main text, just to amuse everyone. The number of words is not limited. I add it every time after the main text is finished. And today’s Dog Sheng Notes is What a friend wrote is based on real people. In ancient times, someone liked Du Fu's poems, so he burned all Li Bai's poems into ashes and soaked them for eating. If he drank three spoons a day, he said he could know his inner thoughts... Remember Please do not imitate!)