Niu Tou pulled Roaring Sky Dog's tail, pulled him over regardless of whether he wanted to or not, and then pinched his dog's mouth.
Yu Huifei asked the Cowherd: "What did that damn dog say just now? I didn't hear it clearly."
Cowherd's face turned red and he said, "I...didn't...um...didn't hear clearly."
Everyone said they didn't hear clearly, and then the problem was cleared up.
Then Yu Huifei continued to ask: "Can you tell me about your situation after marriage? Are fairies really so fierce? Don't get me wrong, mainly because brother, I have also considered finding a fairy as my wife before. I originally wanted to marry a fairy.
You learned from it..."
When the Cowherd heard this, his eyes suddenly widened. Then he slapped Yu Huifei on the thigh with great loyalty and said, "Don't!"
Yu Huifei gritted his teeth in pain. He estimated that the mark left on his thigh by this slap would not go away for several days!
Yu Huifei said: "Brother, if you have something to say, please tell me, but let's not take action."
Cowherd said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm so excited.
Well, are you really interested in fairies?"
Yu Huifei nodded subconsciously, joking, who is not interested in fairies?
Over there, the bull-headed and horse-faced figures were black and white, including the barking dog. They all cursed in unison: "Scumbag!"
Yu Huifei didn't bother to pay attention to them. He was busy talking about this.
As a result, he nodded...
Snap!
The Cowherd slapped Yu Huifei on the thigh again: "Don't!"
Yu Huifei quickly turned around, facing away from the Cowherd, trying to keep his thighs away from the Cowherd's big slap as much as possible!
To avoid being photographed...
Yu Huifei said: "Well, why?"
The Cowherd sighed: "If you really want to find me, remember, don't look for the Jade Emperor's family. Brother, my history of blood and tears can serve as a warning for you."
Yu Huifei was puzzled. The imperial family was the largest imperial family in the world. Wouldn't it be a good thing to marry a princess like that? She would definitely honor her ancestors, the kind that would honor their ancestors for eighteen generations!
Even if the ancestors died, they would probably be dug up by the people in the underworld and served with delicious food and drink.
That is really honoring the ancestors.
The Cowherd sighed: "Because the emperor's family is too dark, especially the mother-in-law is so scheming."
Yu Huifei poured the Cowherd another glass of wine and asked, "Speak slowly."
The Cowherd took another gulp, and then said: "Hey, you must have heard of the Magpie Bridge Society, right?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "I've heard your stories, and it sounds like your mother-in-law is quite cruel. She drew a Milky Way between you and separated you from each other, creating a long-distance relationship. You can only see each other once a year. It's too cruel.
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Forget it if she doesn’t feel sorry for you, why don’t you even feel sorry for your own daughter?”
The Cowherd sneered and said, "What do you know?"
Yu Huifei was stunned: "Isn't it wrong?"
The Cowherd took the wine bottle directly, took a big sip and said: "At first, I thought that old woman was menopausal and was deliberately trying to make things difficult for me. She didn't let me see her daughter...
But at least with the help of magpies, we can build a magpie bridge every year so that my wife and I can meet each other.
At that time, I was naive.
For that meeting, I worked hard, made money, bought the best gift, and gave it to her."
Yu Huifei nodded and said: "That's right. After all, we only meet once a year. It's not easy to meet each other, so I must give you the best."
Cowherd said: "That's what I thought and did. Until later, I heard a rabbit said to me..."
"What did you say?" Yu Huifei asked curiously.
Cowherd said: "He told me that one day in the sky and one year on the earth!"
puff!
Yu Huifei spit out all the wine in one sip!
Others just laughed...
Yu Huifei was very smart and immediately figured out the key. He couldn't help but cursed: "I'm so stupid!"
The Cowherd lamented: "Yes... it's too dark. On the surface, I go to see her once a year, but in fact, from her perspective, we see her every day!"
She eats, drinks, dances there every day, comes to see me when the time comes, and receives different gifts every day.
And what about me?
Grass……"
Yu Huifei patted his shoulder sympathetically, and at the same time lamented in his heart: "Grandma's legs are ruining my childhood! It's all in vain. I always thought this was a romantic love story when I was a child. It turned out to be a good show of a sinister mother-in-law plotting against her son-in-law.
…”
But Yu Huifei still said: "Okay, no matter how you say it, don't you also sleep with her daughter?"
The Cowherd chuckled: "I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep! I'm going to sleep, so I don't have any complaints."
Yu Huifei said in astonishment: "No, according to legend, you all have children."
The Cowherd said: "Is Niu Duzi considered a child? The people there are simple and simple. Without the consent of both parents, how can we have sex at will?"
Yu Huifei was speechless, but then said: "Didn't you agree to it later? Although we were separated, we still see each other once a year. You have been saving bullets for a year, but with your figure, you can't turn into Gatling.
?”
Niu Lang didn't understand what Gatling was, but he guessed it, and asked Yu Huifei with a red face: "Do you know what Magpie Bridge Club is?"
Yu Huifei said: "I know, every year on Chinese Valentine's Day, a large group of magpies gather together to build a magpie bridge so that you and Weaver Girl can cross the galaxy and meet each other on the star river. It is a grand event in the world.
Right?"
Cowherd said: "Yes, tell me, can you do it in front of millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions of magpies?"
Yu Huifei was stunned...
Then he thought about it carefully, and realized that there were tens of millions and hundreds of millions of eyes looking at him under his feet, and he suddenly shivered.
Niulang continued: "What's more, my mother-in-law asked someone to write our story into a romantic love story and spread it everywhere. Everyone in the world knew that we were going to meet on Chinese Valentine's Day... and there were so many people watching!
What do you think we can do? What can you do?
Just give you that scene, what can you do?!"
The Cowherd asked questions one after another, almost crying with blood.
Yu Huifei was completely speechless. Countless magpies looked at him, and countless people looked at him. What a shame...
Don't tell me what you're doing, I guess even the sex demon is wilted, right?
Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said, "This... is so cruel."
Yu Huifei was convinced. The Queen Mother's calculation was really awesome.
No wonder they say that immortals like to use people as chess players to play chess. He didn't think it before, but now it seems that he is really awesome at playing chess. He plays every step and won't let you marry his daughter even if he doesn't say it.
You touch your own daughter, give you a chance, and then... General!
Yu Huifei said: "Since you are not satisfied, why not divorce?"
The Cowherd sighed: "I can't bear to part with it... Actually, our Weaver Girl is pretty good..."
What can Yu Huifei say? No matter how good the girl is, she can't have fun if she can't eat.
The Cowherd was probably drunk too. This time, Yu Huifei didn't need to ask questions. He said straightforwardly: "This time our mountains were covered with heavy snow and it was very cold. I drank a little more, but inexplicably, I was sent here. Who knows?
Then why are you so crazy?"
Yu Huifei was speechless...
Yu Huifei didn't think so. He glanced at Bai Wuchang subconsciously. He always felt that the two wines might be about the same quality.
But to say that the Cowherd beat the Queen Mother, Yu Huifei didn't believe it.
The Cowherd is just a mortal. No matter how much wine he drinks, he won't be able to beat the Queen Mother, right? The main reason is that he can't beat her!
But Yu Huifei is not in a hurry, he wants to know the simple answer!
So Yu Huifei said: "Come on, brother, don't say anything, just drink."
Everyone picked up the wine glasses one after another, and the Cowherd picked up the wine bottle and said boldly: "Drink, finish it!"
Then, the Cowherd raised his head and drank the rest of the wine.
After drinking, the Cowherd's face became redder and redder, and his eyes began to grow red bloodshot eyes.
When Yu Huifei saw it, he had a bad feeling and quickly hid far away.
Sure enough, the next moment, the Cowherd jumped up, pointed to the sky and shouted: "Smelly old bitches!
I am Cowherd, do you still remember me?
You bad old bitch, no one wants you, so why are you here to trick me?
How long did it take for the Jade Emperor to not touch you before he made you look like this?
You are a menopausal old woman, with a flat front and back, sagging breasts, no butt, a thick waist and stretched hips, and a face that looks like a face lift..."
Yu Huifei was stunned at first. Not only him, but also Niutou Mamian, Hei Bai Wuchang and others had probably never seen the Cowherd drunk.
Everyone was stunned when they heard these words.
But the next moment, a group of people rushed up with cheers, and immediately pushed the Cowherd to the ground, covered his mouth, and tied the rope with the rope.
At the same time, Niutou shouted: "Xiaoyu, come here and help!
Those old ladies...ahem, the empress is very vindictive.
If he continues to scold us, we will all have to take a break!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his heart trembled, and he quickly ran over to help block the Cowherd's mouth...
The Cowherd's wine strength came up quickly and passed quickly, and he fell asleep after struggling for a while.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as they sat down, they saw the Cowherd suddenly opened his eyes, and when he exerted force, the rope broke! He yelled: "Smelly old bitch!"
Yu Huifei took the lead this time and rushed forward.
The others followed and quickly gagged and tied the guy again.
This time, everyone learned wisely and knew that the Cowherd was very strong, so they simply tied him up with soul-stirring chains.
During this period, Hei Wuchang kept clamoring to wear pipa bones. If he wore them, the other party would not be able to cause trouble.
Of course Yu Huifei refused. Niu Lang was also a poor boy and could not commit such a serious crime.
Finally, the Cowherd fell asleep again, but everyone did not dare to rest. They all sat around the Cowherd, always on guard against him going crazy and yelling.
Yu Huifei saw that Niu Lang hadn't moved for a long time, so he asked: "Brother Niu, you seem to have a relationship with him. But aren't you in charge of internal affairs in the underworld? How come you are so familiar with him?"
Niutou said: "Hey...what else can happen.
When he was a virgin to the Seven Fairies, Yang Shou fell down.
But the Seven Fairies used their magic power to forcefully renew his life...
We couldn't bear this, and then Lao Hei and Lao Bai went there, and ended up doing it.
This happened several times, but it was because of the Jade Emperor's decree that we turned a blind eye."
Cui Jue said: "At that time, the Jade Emperor decreed that his life should be extended for another eight hundred years, and now it is almost over."
Yu Huifei said: "Could he die?"
Cui Jue shook his head and said: "The Queen Mother just likes to scheme, and the Jade Emperor is magnanimous. In fact, she takes good care of him... I guess she will extend his life when the time comes. It is also possible that he will be directly ranked among the immortals. From now on
Immortal."
Yu Huifei thought about it, he had the support of the Seven Fairies, and he had the final say whether he died or not.
It's really not that easy for him to die...
Thinking of this, Yu Huifei felt a little envious again.
But when he thought about the Magpie Bridge Society, he immediately shivered. He even wondered if the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were one who was a good person and the other a bad person!
Damn it, living like this is more uncomfortable than dying.
Could it be that we should use practical actions to tell others not to have ideas about their daughters?
Is this equivalent to living advertising?
Just thinking about Yu Huifei made him feel a chill all over his body.
He couldn't help but sigh: "Fairy, you can only watch from a distance, don't play with Yan!"
This night, everyone didn't sleep much. There was nothing we could do. This guy, Cowherd, was just like pretending to be a corpse. Who could stand this?
I was afraid that if he got up in the middle of the night and continued to scold the Queen Mother, he would get into trouble.
At the same time, Yu Huifei already understood why this guy was sent here. With his kind of curse, it would be good to be thrown into the prison and the eighteenth level of hell.
The next morning…
The Cowherd woke up, rubbed his head, smiled honestly at everyone, and when he opened his mouth, he saw the black and white Wuchang beside him pick up the soul-enchanting chain!
Bull head and horse face, just take off your socks!
Yu Huifei rolled up his sleeves...
Cui Jue picked up the judge's pen.
Everyone looked at him nervously!
He scratched his head and said, "Everyone, did you sleep well?"
When everyone heard this, they knew that this guy was probably sober, otherwise his first line after being drunk would not have been so gentle.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment they became angry, each one yelling: "What a good sister!"
The next moment, Cowherd was knocked to the ground by everyone, and then he was beaten severely by the gangsters.
This guy was in a state of confusion until he was beaten. He didn't know why everyone beat him.
Yu Huifei squinted at this guy, then looked at the bull-headed horse-faced and others.
Bullhead Horse Noodles, Black and White Wuchang, if you drink too much, the most you can do is beat your own people, which is a pain in the flesh.
But the Cowherd is definitely not as simple as beating people, but directly cheating his own people, and maybe even cheating them all to death in one go. This kind of person is too dangerous, he thought, and he will definitely not let the Cowherd drink in the future...
Moreover, this guy’s curse words after drinking are too vicious. What about old women, about menopause, sagging breasts, neither protruding from the front nor curved from the back, a flat waist... Grandma, if Yu Huifei was the Queen Mother, she would probably go berserk.
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Not to mention Ten Thousand Arrows Pierce the Heart, because those are all must-have bonuses!
Before the nine thunders hit the top, you have to add a hundred-year tour of the eighteen levels of hell!
However, Yu Huifei still came over and talked about Niu Lang's performance last night.
When the Cowherd heard this, he kept saying in disbelief: "How is that possible? When I grow up, I have never been so vulgar!"
Yu Huifei patted him on the shoulder and said, "Believe it or not, it's up to you, but if you drink again, we really have to tie you up and bury you in a deserted place."
The Cowherd quickly shut up and said, "Don't worry, I won't drink too much in the future."
Yu Huifei nodded assuredly, and then told Niulang about his situation.
After hearing this, Cowherd exclaimed: "Is this the mortal world?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, is there any problem?"
Niu Lang said without tears: "I thought I could finally be apart from her for a year and let her feel the pain of seeing her once a year. But..."
Yu Huifei patted his shoulder sympathetically and said, "Okay, stop talking. Now that you're here, let's enjoy life."
What could the Cowherd say? He followed Yu Huifei downstairs with his head hanging down.
When going downstairs, Yu Huifei said: "There is a girl in the front yard..."
When the Cowherd heard this, he got excited and said: "Don't talk about your partner, women are all scams!"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said, "This girl is a good girl."
"A woman is a trap! Weaver Girl is also a good girl. Didn't she trap me? The Queen Mother or the Heavenly Fairy set an example. The examples are all like that. Even if other women don't follow the same example, they are better than others. At least they are better than others.
It has to be a 70-80% portrait, right?
Brother, I have been through this before. You listen to me.
Being away from women is how free and happy you are!" Niu Lang said to Yu Huifei seriously.
Yu Huifei glanced at him and said: "Put it down, if you really think so, why did you bring Viagra back?"
The Cowherd did not shy away from mincing words and said bluntly: "This is for my big scalper. He has been a little unable to do what he wants recently."
Yu Huifei suddenly sweated like rain on his forehead. Grandma, that's what happened! No wonder the 800-year-old virgin in front of him wants Viagra. His feelings are not for his own use.
Yu Huifei said: "Okay, don't say anything else."
At this time, Cui Jue shouted: "Xiaoyu, it's time to eat."
Yu Huifei said: "Let's go, it's time to eat."
"Brother, listen to your brother's advice, stay away from women and cherish life." Cowherd hasn't given up yet.
Yu Huifei said helplessly: "Brother, can we not mention this issue?"
Niu Lang said very loyally: "No! Good brothers are loyal. I can't fall into the pit of fire myself and watch you fall into it. Don't worry, if you are embarrassed to refuse, my brother will come forward later.
Help you drive her out!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He could not wait to go up to the fourth floor and look through the old book to see if there was anything he could do to return the sent labor prisoners.
Damn it, if this messes up with him, he really wants to kill someone!
Yu Huifei said: "Brother Lang, if you really treat me as a brother, why don't you stop messing with me? I've been single for more than 20 years!"
The Cowherd looked at him with envy: "You are so happy!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he exploded. He pulled the car hard and pulled his hair, cursing in his heart: "Damn you, you are a cowherd, you are really a fucking cow, you can be so stubborn!"
You won’t give up until I turn into an eight-hundred-year-old bachelor.”
Yu Huifei took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to beat up the Cowherd.
The main thing is to look around. They are not there, so they probably can't hit them.
Yu Huifei tried his best to squeeze out a smile, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Brother Lang, let me first thank you for being my eighteenth generation ancestor."
The Cowherd patted his chest and said in an extremely honest and honest manner: "There's no need to be so polite, and there's no need to thank them. Don't worry, as long as my brother is here, no woman can come within three meters of you!"
Yu Huifei raised his head with tears in his eyes and wailed in his heart: "Dear Queen Mother, what the hell did you do to bring this thing to me?"
In the end, Yu Huifei had no choice but to say to Niulang: "Okay, brother, I'll have a showdown with you.
None of us can cook.
That woman is here to cook for us. If you want to eat delicious food, you have to point at her.
So..."
The Cowherd patted his chest and said with great righteousness: "Isn't it just cooking? I can!"
Brother, you don’t have to accommodate her because of this!
Just drive away, no problem!"
Yu Huifei's heart was filled with rage. How could this idiot in front of him be so upright?
Damn, are you the only one who has no eyesight?
Haven’t you understood that I’m here to pick up girls?
I want a woman!
Don't you want me to drive her away?
Am I trying to accommodate him and reject him politely?
Yu Huifei was puzzled, how could the Cowherd catch up with the Weaver Girl in terms of IQ? Did the Weaver Girl like the mentally retarded?
However, Yu Huifei still said: "Brother Lang, this way... uh... the food she cooks is very suitable for me. It is also suitable for other people's appetites. Everyone likes this one... Maybe what you cook is also delicious. But
It may not be to our taste, you know?"
The Cowherd was stunned for a moment, then touched his chin, nodded seriously and said: "It seems... I understand a little bit. Indeed, everyone's taste is different, and you may not like to eat what I cook."
Yu Huifei said to Amitabha in his heart, this guy finally enlightened!
Then the Cowherd grinned, and said with a hint of treachery, "But brother, don't worry, brother, I am born with a skill. That is my photographic memory. I will steal from her later, and after I learn her tricks, hehe..."
Yu Huifei said heartily: "Hey, you uncle! Are you still thinking of driving away my woman? Are you still a human being? Bah!"
Anyway, Cowherd agreed not to do anything now.
Yu Huifei wiped his cold sweat and took the Cowherd to the restaurant.
Except for the bull-headed horse-faced barking dog, the rest of the people were waiting in the restaurant.
When Liu Xin saw Yu Huifei coming with a stranger, he immediately added a pair of bowls and chopsticks.
Yu Huifei gave Cowherd a look, as if to say: "See? This is what a woman is, considerate!"
However, the Cowherd chuckled and said in a low voice: "To be courteous for nothing is to commit adultery or theft. Women are indeed treacherous! Brother, you have to be careful."
Yu Huifei felt so miserable that he really wanted to slam the bowl in front of his face!
But he also knew that Cowherd was also a pitiful person.
An eight-hundred-year-old virgin with a wife would probably have had a child with that scalper long ago...
This guy is a little mentally disturbed, and Yu Huifei can't understand it.
So he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Sit down and eat."
After the Cowherd sat down, he saw a bowl of porridge and frowned slightly.
At this time, Liu Xin pushed a plate of side dishes over, and it was a plate of spicy cabbage.
Yu Huifei said nothing, just took a bite and started talking.
Spicy cabbage with porridge, Yu Huifei tasted it very delicious.
After taking a bite, Cowherd frowned and muttered: "It tastes... really good. No wonder I can threaten you with food. Don't worry, my brother will definitely save you from the fire."
Yu Huifei was sweating profusely, and quickly went to sit next to Liu Xin with the bowl in his arms.
As a result, before he could sit down, a huge figure rushed in front of him with a quick step and sat down next to Liu Xin.
The two-meter-long body was like a wall, blocking all of Yu Huifei's sight and blocking all of Liu Xin's perspectives.
Yu Huifei looked at the Cowherd sadly. The Cowherd grinned and puffed out his chest as if to say: "You're welcome!"
Yu Huifei banged his head on the table and said in his heart: "Nima, let me die! Who the hell dragged this guy away? Please help me!"
Liu Xin also looked confused, but she didn't ask any questions and ate quietly.
After eating, Liu Xin started to clean up the kitchen, but the Cowherd said: "No, leave this place to me."
"This..." Liu Xin looked at Yu Huifei in shock.
Yu Huifei said: "This is my first cousin, you can just call him Brother Lang."
Yu Huifei introduced Liu Xin again: "This is our customer and the most beautiful flower in our yard, sister Liu Xin."
The Cowherd chuckled and was about to open his mouth. Yu Huifei was afraid that this guy would say something offensive, so he said directly: "Okay, stop talking. If you have nothing to do, go to the cemetery and see if there is anything there."
There are no wild boars or anything like that coming to beat the autumn wind."
Niu Lang already knew that Yu Huifei had a cemetery here, and also knew that some heroes and martyrs were buried there.
This guy was also full of passion. He was moved to tears after hearing the stories of the heroes.
He patted his chest and shouted that he wanted to protect them. Now when he heard this, he nodded and said: "Don't worry, I'll go right away."
After saying that, he stopped competing with Liu Xin for the right to work in the kitchen. When he got outside, he picked up a handful and headed to the cemetery.
Yu Huifei asked in confusion: "Brother Lang, what are you doing with a pickaxe?"
The Cowherd waved the hoe in his hand casually, as if waving a straw stick, and said domineeringly: "Use this thing for good measure!"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. As expected, those with cow in their names are all powerful men!
Yu Huifei now felt that the hoe felt heavy after swinging it a few times. As a result, it was like straw when it fell into the hands of the Cowherd. There is really no comparison between people.
Ignoring the cowherd, Yu Huifei turned around and said to Liu Xin: "My eldest cousin suffered a serious emotional injury back then, so he subconsciously hates women when he sees them. He will do something, um... not too outrageous, but it should be
It’s not very flattering either. Please forgive me..."
"Has he ever been emotionally hurt?" Liu Xin asked in surprise.
Yu Huifei nodded, but before he could say anything, Liu Xin said: "Has anyone ever liked such a stupid person?"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. Then he remembered that although Liu Xin had a good personality, she was cute and sometimes did not think clearly when she spoke.
You can imagine how it would feel if these two people were together in the future...
One is intentional and the other is unintentional, and they can be at odds with each other!
Yu Huifei suddenly felt that his head was going to explode. This life was not going to be easy!
However, Yu Huifei still said: "Don't say this to him."
Liu Xin also realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he covered his mouth and said, "I know, but how did he get hurt?"
Yu Huifei thought for a while and quickly made up lies.
There was no way, he couldn't tell the truth, saying that Niulang met the most scheming father-in-law and mother-in-law in the world, right?
So Yu Huifei said: "That's right, he had a girlfriend before, and they had a pretty good relationship with her.
But later when they were discussing marriage, his mother-in-law blocked him horizontally and vertically, almost causing trouble.
But after they got married, his mother-in-law and father-in-law didn't stop and joined forces to fight against him.
No, I've been married for several years, but I still haven't slept with my wife.
You also have to pay your salary to buy gifts every day, even if you miss a day.
The point is, his wife lives in a luxurious villa, and he can only live in the village..."
Hearing this, Liu Xin covered her mouth and said: "There is such a person in this world?
Either we don’t get married, or we can’t live together once we get married, what kind of trouble is this?”
Yu Huifei said: "Can't you understand?"
Liu Xin nodded and said, "I can't understand."
Yu Huifei said: "I can't understand it either. I guess it's menopause... Forget it, let's not talk about it. Can our pickled cabbage be eaten?"
When it came to food, Liu Xin immediately forgot what happened before: "Not yet, the sourness is not enough. Just wait a little longer..."
By the way, come out with me later and buy some flour."
Yu Huifei nodded, this matter was discussed yesterday.
Moreover, we do need some pasta, otherwise it would be really troublesome to make breakfast for so many people in the morning.
It would be easy to make dumplings, and Liu Xin wouldn't have to get up too early or work too hard.
So the two of them went out to buy noodles. As a result, when they inquired, they found that the only grain store in the village had been sold out.
Don't talk about noodles, there are no noodles pockets left.
Only then did Yu Huifei remember that the mountains were now closed due to heavy snow and supplies from outside could not be brought in. The villagers were probably a little panicked and started to stock up on supplies.
However, it is not the local villagers who are actually hoarding supplies. After all, they all have fields and plenty of food left over.
Those who stock up on supplies are mainly outside merchants. These people have no land and the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, so they have to stockpile a large amount of food, otherwise they are afraid that they will not be able to finish their meal.
Yu Huifei smiled bitterly and said: "It seems that our plan to make dumplings and bean buns has been ruined."
Liu Xin touched his chin and said, "Yes...but we can't always eat rice, right? That would be too boring..."
Speaking of this, Liu Xin snapped his fingers and said: "Yes!"
Yu Huifei asked subconsciously: "How many months has it been?"
"Bah!" Liu Xin spat at Yu Huifei and left with a blushing face.
Yu Huifei grinned and followed Liu Xin, putting his hands behind his head and whistling...
At this time, Lao Zhang glanced at the roadside and said: "Little hooligan!"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him, but still asked: "Old man, how is business lately?"
"Get out! The road is blocked by heavy snow, and it's hard for people to walk. Who is still riding a bicycle? There are not many people who repair zippers." Lao Zhangtou said angrily.
Yu Huifei laughed loudly and said: "Then you still come out to set up a stall? At this time, you should have a drink on the Kang."
Lao Zhangtou shook his head and said: "It's boring to drink a lot of wine alone."
Yu Huifei was stunned. He always thought that this old man came here with his family, but he didn't expect that he was a loner.
Yu Huifei said: "The whole family is gone?"
Lao Zhangtou picked up the board in his hand and threw it over: "You are not here anymore! Young people are all wandering outside."
Yu Huifei was speechless, picked up the board, and threw it back gently: "Will you come to my house for a drink tomorrow night?"
The old man was stunned: "Going to your house?"
Yu Huifei said: "Yes, counting the time, tomorrow should be the first day of the tenth lunar month, right? Winter Clothes Festival, ancestor worship, now that we're done, let's sit down together?"
Lao Zhangtou's eyes lit up, but he immediately suppressed it and said impatiently: "Let's talk about it tomorrow."
Yu Huifei nodded and asked Liu Xin to go home.
Liu Xin said: "Winter Clothes Festival? We rarely celebrate this in the south."
Yu Huifei said: "On the first day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, more people in the north celebrate the Cold Clothes Festival. It's just like June and a half in the south, which is basically not enough in the north. However, the Cold Clothes Festival, Qingming Festival, and July 15th are both known as the three major ghosts.
Festival is also a festival for worshiping ancestors. Even if you have never celebrated it, you must have heard of it, right?"
Liu Xin nodded: "I've heard of it, but I've never tried it. I only study the food from various places, and rarely study these things. What do you need me to do tomorrow?"
Yu Huifei nodded and said: "It's really necessary. I have five-color paper at home. Let's fold out some small flowers together later and get some clothes. We need to add some cotton in them."
Liu Xin's eyes lit up and he seemed very interested.
At this time, Black and White Wuchang came over. The two of them did not lose their fun this time, but nodded and said: "Yes, burn more tomorrow, that's a good thing!"
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment, wondering if this was really useful?
But since Liu Xin was here, it was hard for him to ask questions.
The Cowherd came back at noon. As soon as the guy came back, he started staring at Liu Xin with his eyes.
Liu Xin thought this guy was really mentally ill, but he wasn't angry at all. From time to time, he even looked at him with a bit of pity.
But Niu Lang didn't take it seriously. He just sat there and stared at Liu Xin, as if I won't drive you away, but I will stare at you. If you feel uncomfortable, you should leave.
As a result, the cute girl Liu Xin slapped her forehead, went back to the house, took out the drawing board, and then started to draw towards the motionless Cowherd with his eyes wide open.
It is estimated that it is not easy to meet such a calm, honest, and very unique person.
Anyway, Liu Xin was quite happy.
When she finished the painting and handed it to the Cowherd, he was immediately stunned!
Liu Xin said: "Thank you for your cooperation!"
The Cowherd scratched his head, looked at the painting in his hand, grinned and said one word: "Damn..."
Although Niulang doesn't like girls, Liu Xin's paintings are indeed very good. Her paintings are not abstract or impressionistic, but realistic.
The same goes for sketching…
Yu Huifei doesn't know how to draw, but the paintings he draws with pencils of various colors can look like real people. This is the first time Yu Huifei has seen it real!
Yu Huifei couldn't help but said: "Hey, Brother Lang, if you don't like it, why don't you give it to me?"
The Cowherd rolled his eyes at Yu Huifei: "I...I don't like it, but I can be used as a butt wipe!"
After saying that, the Cowherd turned around and left.
Yu Huifei scratched his head and said, "Brother Lang, that paper is hard!"
The Cowherd sneered: "When we didn't have paper, we used wood chips to scrape it! Are you telling me that you are tough?"
Yu Huifei instantly imagined a scene in his mind. A tall guy squatted in the grass, grabbing an extremely sharp piece of wood, and slowly stretched it behind him...
Yu Huifei shuddered and said with deep feeling in his heart: "If you wipe your butt like that, there must be no hemorrhoids, right? Even if there are, they will be wiped away..."
Yu Huifei looked back at Liu Xin and spread his hands, indicating that my eldest cousin is really not very smart.
Liu Xin smiled and said: "Okay, don't explain. But I think your eldest cousin is very good. In so many years, I have never met a model who sat still for a whole day. He is really amazing.
He can actually sit still. You didn't know, he didn't even blink his eyes. He is so talented. If there is nothing else to do, can I introduce him to be a model?"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while...
There are so many girls studying art, why should the Cowherd be thrown into the pile of women?
Yu Huifei estimated that Cowherd would explode on the spot.
Watching Liu Xin running to make dinner with a smile.
Yu Huifei touched his stomach and muttered: "Although I didn't eat lunch, dinner should be in order."
When he went to the backyard, Yu Huifei saw the Cowherd lying there, with Hei Wuchang jumping on him!
Yu Huifei asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
Hei Wuchang said: "Oh, this guy said he had pain in his back and asked me to massage him. But his skin was rough and thick, so I didn't feel anything when I pressed him, so I just stepped on his back. But it was useless, so I had to jump...
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He asked with some curiosity: "Brother Lang is an ordinary person after all, but why do I think he is a bit ridiculously strong? I mean his physical fitness."
Bai Wuchang said: "If it were you, after living for eight hundred years and being single for eight hundred years, you would still have two unicorn iron arms."
A scene flashed through Yu Huifei's mind again, the scene of Cowherd standing in front of the window every night in the dead of night, practicing hard on the left and right side.
Think about another eight hundred years...
Yu Huifei actually felt that this was very reliable!
The Cowherd on the ground didn't know what they were talking about, and said with a bit of pride: "I haven't done anything else in the past eight hundred years. I just punched the big tree twice when I had nothing to do. Later, the big tree couldn't bear me.
When they are ravaged, I will stone them.
I heard an old man say that the more you practice, the stronger your body becomes and you are not afraid of getting hurt.
As long as you practice day and night, your bones, skin, flesh, and strength will all become stronger.
I’ll just practice every day…”
I don't believe this. An old martial arts master once said that the human body is actually no different from bacteria and viruses. It will evolve itself and make the most appropriate changes due to changes in the environment and the need for survival.
It's just that bacteria and viruses change quickly, but humans change slowly.
Therefore, when ancient people practiced martial arts and shook their fists against rocks, trees, etc., they would hone their bodies to a critical point, implying that their bodies must evolve to become stronger, otherwise they will break.
So after the body receives this signal, every time a bone cracks or the skin is broken, when they repair it, they will repair it to be stronger and thicker than before.
This is why many people who practice martial arts all year round have thick calluses on their fists and palms.
Why are the same people, but some people can break stones with their bare hands, but ordinary people can't even split a small wooden board.
This is why people often talk about kung fu. What is kung fu? People have been practicing hard for decades and have a body of steel and iron. This is kung fu!
If you don't have strong skills, you will definitely suffer a loss against Todoroki.
Coupled with various fighting skills, it is a humanoid fighting machine.
If you think about it this way, Cowherd has been practicing hard for eight hundred years, and his skills... no wonder his physical fitness is so strong.