Before, everyone had almost allocated the rooms. The front yard was mainly for guest rooms. Yu Huifei, in line with the principle of making money first, did not arrange it for Cowherd.
Of course, Yu Huifei was mainly afraid that this guy would be too honest and talk in his sleep in the middle of the night, which would expose them all.
Therefore, it is better to arrange it in the backyard.
But there was no room in the backyard, so Yu Huifei had no choice but to place Cowherd in Roaring Sky Dog's room.
At first, Cowherd was very disgusted...
In response to this, Roaring Sky Dog stared at the dog and looked displeased with everyone.
But Yu Huifei never expected that the Cowherd would bring the wild boar into the house to sleep...
This is crazy...
But Yu Huifei said: "Brother, they bathed the wild boar, so don't dislike them."
Roaring Sky Dog sneered and said, "I despise others. If you can enter that house, I won't despise you."
Yu Huifei looked at Roaring Sky Dog suspiciously: "Let's go down and have a look."
When he arrived at the door of Roaring Sky Dog's room, Yu Huifei leaned on the window and looked inside. He saw a white huffing thing lying on the kang in the room. The man next to him was shirtless and sleeping soundly with the thing in his arms.
intoxicated……
The two goods are like a chorus, the wild boar screams for life!
Cowherd is a lifelong person...
One high and one low, just like big and small thunder!
But Yu Huifei asked in confusion: "Why is the wild boar white?"
Roaring Sky Dog said: "I don't know...it doesn't matter what color it is, it smells the same anyway!"
Yu Huifei nodded. He guessed that the wild boar was probably white. It just rolled around in the mud in the mountains and forests every day, and its body was covered with a layer of mud, so it looked black. Now that it is washed, it becomes white.
Already.
The big white wild boar is a bit rare.
Opening the door, Yu Huifei was about to go in. The next moment, this guy turned around and came out...
"Oh...I'll go! This is too delicious!"
Yu Huifei couldn’t help but curse!
He originally thought that the big wild boars had been washed from black to white, so the smell would not be that bad.
But he forgot that in the winter in the Northeast, every household is sealed. In the closed space, the smell is constantly gathering. At first, the smell of wild boar may just feel like a fart, but after a long time, it is a nuclear weapon!
The barking dog next to him looked at Yu Huifei with a sneer and said, "Go in, you should go in."
Yu Huifei looked at the sarcastic barking dog next to him, raised his eyebrows and said, "According to your wishes, if I go in, you will go in and sleep with them?"
Roaring Sky Dog said: "Of course, Mr. Dog, I will spit on you and nail you! If you say anything, it will be splashed out!"
Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Okay."
After saying that, Yu Huifei, who was also a bachelor, took a deep breath and rushed in directly.
At that moment, the roaring dog was frightened and exclaimed: "You don't want your life?"
Yu Huifei went in, and then didn't rush out, so he just stood inside. Although the smell was extremely pungent, when he thought of the bastard look in the eyes of Roaring Sky Dog just now, Yu Huifei was stunned and held back...
When Roaring Sky Dog saw that Yu Huifei was not going out, he was immediately confused.
Yu Huifei winked at him and said, "Come on, come in, you're welcome. How can you not come in when you reach your own door?"
The Roaring Sky Dog grinned and said, "I, Cao, will be cruel to you!"
Yu Huifei said: "Come on, come on. Come in."
Roaring Sky Dog snorted coldly, gritted his teeth and went in...
But a dog's nose is much better than Yu Huifei's. At that moment, the guy's eyes turned white and he turned around and ran away.
Yu Huifei rushed forward, grabbed the roaring dog's tail and shouted: "Damn dog, you said it yourself, you come in when I come in. You run away, uncle!"
Roaring Sky Dog yelled: "Let go, I'm going to vomit."
Yu Huifei said: "I don't care if you vomit or not, just come in. You said it yourself, every spit is a nail..."
Bah!
Roaring Sky Dog spat directly and dropped it on the ground, then squinted his eyes and said, "Do you think this is a nail?"
Yu Huifei shook his head.
Roaring Sky Dog said: "That's right, it's not a nail. How can you tell me that a spit is like a nail?"
Yu Huifei: "That's what you said."
Roaring Sky Dog said confidently: "Do you believe what I say? Do you have no brains?"
"It's your uncle's!" Yu Huifei finally understood. It was obvious that this dead dog was going to cheat.
Yu Huifei yanked the dog's tail hard and threw the barking dog into the house. Then he rushed out with a quick step, turned around and closed the door: "Just stay in there..."
Before Yu Huifei finished speaking, he saw the roaring dog walking over from the side.
Yu Huifei was stunned...
Roaring Sky Dog sneered: "Have you forgotten that this house has a back door?"
Yu Huifei: “@#%……”
Roaring Sky Dog didn't keep his promise and insisted on running out, and Yu Huifei couldn't stop him.
In the end, Yu Huifei took the barking dog back to the room, and one person and one dog dealt with it all night.
Early the next morning, Yu Huifei heard pigs roaring, people barking, and geese roaring outside. Anyway, it was a mess.
Yu Huifei lay on the window and looked down, and saw the Cowherd, shirtless and wearing shorts, standing at the small channel flowing from the spring, playing with the big wild boar and mandarin duck.
Not to mention how exciting and eye-catching the scene is.
Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows and ran down quickly: "Brother Lang, come here, we need to have a chat."
"Wait a minute, I'm talking to my little baby after washing my face." The Cowherd waved his hand and continued to play in the water.
Yu Huifei was speechless, but he could only wait.
When the Cowherd had enough fun, he came over with the big white wild boar.
"Xiaoyu, what's going on?" Cowherd asked.
Yu Huifei said: "You... you smell like a pig. It smells like a barking dog."
The Cowherd was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "I asked him why he didn't come back to sleep last night. It turned out to be because he was afraid of this. But I'm not telling him. Look at my pig, this fair one, where is it dirty? I won't tell you.
In addition, in terms of color, my pig is pure white, which is also rare among wild boars.
Look at that dog again, black..."
Before the Cowherd finished speaking, he felt a murderous aura approaching, and then saw the Roaring Dog lying on the second floor window. Looking down, a pair of dog eyes shone with cold light!
The big white wild boar was so frightened that it hid behind the Cowherd like a little girl.
The Cowherd coughed dryly and said, "Good morning, little God."
"Good sir!" Roaring Sky Dog cursed, jumped down from the second floor, and asked, "What did you just say about me? What did I do to you?"
The Cowherd was also a little embarrassed, scratched his head and said: "Nothing... Well, does he really stink?"
Roaring Sky Dog and Yu Huifei shouted at the same time: "Can't you smell it?"
Cowherd shook his head...
One person and one dog were completely speechless. Emotional stuff has a bad nose!
Cowherd said: "I have always lived with our old scalper, and I am used to the smell of this animal. So I don't feel anything..."
Speaking of this, the Cowherd smiled bitterly and said: "I just didn't expect that the smell would scare you away... If not, I will take it to live in the thatched house on the third floor?"
Yu Huifei thought about it and it seemed possible.
But here comes the question, what if Liu Xin asks where he and the wild boar live?
This is difficult to handle. After all, the yard is so big and there are only so many rooms.
Once or twice, you can say that they went out to play. If the number of times is too many, fools will become suspicious.
Yu Huifei expressed his worries.
Cowherd said: "Look, I just said women are troublesome."
Yu Huifei quickly interrupted him with a wave of his hand and said, "I'm talking about your pig now, not your woman."
Just as they were about to talk, they heard the sound of a pig squealing not far away.
Then the Cowherd turned his head and saw his big white wild boar lying at the door of the pigsty, barking into the pigsty.
In the pigsty, the domestic pig that they had sent in despite their disapproval raised its eyelids and looked at the wild boar indifferently.
The wild boar seemed to be tempted, wandering around the door and teasing the iron door with its tusks from time to time, trying to get in.
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw it: "Hey... Brother Lang, how about we help them?"
"No!" Cowherd immediately refused.
Roaring Sky Dog said: "She is a pig with a pig's appearance and a pig's love for a concubine. They are such a perfect match, why do you still want to beat them up?"
Niu Lang shook his head and said: "Women are a trap. As someone who has experienced it..."
"Come here, uncle! If you can convince your wild boar not to go into heat, I will listen to you." Yu Huifei was afraid of Cowherd's bullshit theory, so he quickly interrupted him.
When the Cowherd heard this, he nodded vigorously, then walked over and kicked the wild boar: "Go back!"
The wild boar was also a coward. After being kicked, he immediately stopped daring to go into heat, turned around and ran away, directly entering the house.
Yu Huifei stared at all this with his mouth open, and couldn't help scolding his mother: "Oh my God... is this still a wild boar in the mountains? Is this a dog? Hey... Dog brother, don't look at me like that, I don't
Talk about you."
The Cowherd came over and said, "Look, it's done."
Although Niu Lang did not agree with his wild boar as a partner, he did consider the problem of the Roaring Dog. In the end, he stuffed the wild boar into the kennel originally prepared for the Roaring Dog...
To this end, Cui Jue personally enlarged the door of the kennel by a large circle.
Cowherd was still very satisfied with this.
Needless to say, Xiao Tian Quan looked everywhere for toilet water, perfume, etc. When he entered the house, he sprayed it all over.
The windows were left open all day, shouting to disperse the smell.
Yu Huifei also breathed a sigh of relief at this happy outcome.
Look at the sky, it's almost dawn.
Yu Huifei quickly asked everyone to prepare. Today is the Winter Clothes Festival and he has to go to worship his ancestors.
It was not convenient to go to Niutou Horse Noodles, but everyone else followed.
Who let Liu Xin know nothing at home?
Black and White Wuchang is known as Yu Huifei's cousin, Lang Ge is known as Yu Huifei's eldest cousin, Cui Jue is Yu Huifei's cousin...
Therefore, they really had no reason not to visit their grandfather's grave today.
These guys have been alive for who knows how many years. They have seen countless ghosts in the underworld. Who wouldn't tremble when seeing them?
All these years, ghosts have seen them kneel down...
Suddenly one day I have to kneel down to other ghosts, that feeling...