When he returned, Liu Xin had calmed down and was banging an iron sheet in one hand and a small hammer in the other.
Cui Jue squatted beside him and watched, asking questions from time to time.
Liu Xin explained, Cui Jue nodded slightly and said: "That's it... that's quite simple."
Yu Huifei shook his head and did not go to meet Liu Xin to avoid embarrassment.
I went to the backyard and the little bald man was gone.
Yu Huifei suddenly became hairy. Although Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva’s evil thoughts are limited no matter how evil they are, everyone really killed that little bald man!
And he is a bit shrewd. If he really runs out and doesn't come back for a few days, Yu Huifei will probably be labeled as a poor supervisor.
Yu Huifei quickly asked Bai Wuchang in the yard: "Where is the little bald man?"
"I'm sleeping upstairs." Bai Wuchang said.
Yu Huifei breathed a sigh of relief, but then realized something.
upstairs?
Is there a room upstairs for him to sleep in?
Yu Huifei almost fell asleep with a dog in his arms!
As a result, when I went up, I saw a little bald man lying on the bed, snoring loudly.
Yu Huifei felt helpless for a while. He originally wanted to drive away the little bald man.
But then I thought about it, should I drive him away?
So where can he live?
Should he be allowed to stay in the guest room?
So how to make money?
So Yu Huifei couldn't bear it...
For now, let's do this.
After going downstairs, Yu Huifei saw Ma Mian sitting there in a daze.
When Ma Mian saw Yu Huifei coming down, he grinned and said, "Xiaoyu, I have thought of a wonderful way to solve our current housing shortage problem!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes lit up and he thought to himself, "Is this fool enlightened?"
"What can I do?" Yu Huifei asked.
Ma Mian said: "It's very simple. Didn't you and Liu Xin create humans? Wouldn't it be over if you two moved together? Hey... Xiaoyu, where are you going?"
"Get out of here, don't bother me!" Yu Huifei rubbed his brows and walked away. He shouldn't have believed that Ma Mian could come up with some decent solution.
In the afternoon, the little bald man finally woke up.
Yu Huifei looked at the little bald man, and the little bald man looked at Yu Huifei.
"Little bald man..." Yu Huifei said.
The little bald man glared at Yu Huifei: "I have a name, don't call me little bald man!"
Yu Huifei touched his head and said, "Aren't you quite bald?"
The little bald man snorted: "Don't call me that, or I'll make trouble for you!"
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Then...how many more bottles of wine should I buy?"
When the little bald man heard the word wine, he trembled all over and shook his head quickly: "No, no, no, no, we have something to talk about, how about we stop drinking?"
Yu Huifei was overjoyed. The evil thoughts of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva were actually frightened by a bottle of wine.
But that's fine, Yu Huifei is really afraid of this little bald guy. He's not afraid of anything.
Yu Huifei asked: "What is your real name?"
The little bald man puffed up his chest and said, "My name is Ksitigarbha! I am Liu Chenxiang, too!"
Yu Huifei just rolled his eyes and said, "You can do it... your real person is staying underground. I think you should call me Little Baldy. It sounds nice and is easy to remember."
The little bald man stared and said, "Believe it or not, I will go out and accuse you of abducting children and employing child labor?"
Yu Huifei said: "It doesn't matter, then I will be confident that I don't have to support you. Later, they were in a bad mood, drank wine, and came to chat with you. Just don't bother me..."
The little bald man felt helpless for a moment: "Besides threatening me with this trick, can you do anything good?"
Yu Huifei shook his head decisively: "No!"
The little bald man was completely helpless.
In fact, if the little bald man really wants to defeat the enemy, there is nothing he can do. However, his methods all have feasibility percentage issues and may not be 100% successful.
But if Yu Huifei takes care of him, it will definitely be a 100% success!
It’s about a few bottles of wine…
Therefore, the little bald man thought about it and decided to be honest: "Little bald man sounds too ugly. Let's change it to something nicer."
Yu Huifei nodded and said, "That's right... Then give me a nicer name."
The little bald man thought for a while and said: "I said my name is Liu Chenxiang, it will definitely be troublesome. Let me call you Liu Dizang."
Although the word Ji Zang is troublesome, after adding a surname, there is actually no trouble.
Yu Huifei nodded and said: "Okay... now you have a name. From now on, you will be called my little nephew..."
When Liu Dizang heard this, he said angrily: "You took advantage of me?"
Yu Huifei stood up, measured Liu Dizang's head with his hand, then moved it to the top of his thigh, and asked: "Do you think, with this height difference, who else can you think of me?"
"When I'm your uncle... I'm senior!" Liu Dizang raised his head.
Yu Huifei raised his hand and was shocked!
buckle!
Liu Ksitigarbha rubbed his head and said angrily: "Why do you hit people? I am also the evil thought of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva after all... The so-called three corpses, I am his corpse, and he is also my corpse...
Even if I haven't been beheaded yet and it was just his evil thoughts before he was seven years old, he is still Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
Even if I, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, calculate it according to seniority and age, can I treat it as your ancestor?
Not to mention just being your uncle..."
Although the truth is this, Yu Huifei still disagrees. The reason is very simple and it is troublesome to explain to outsiders.
Yu Huifei hates trouble...
Therefore, after the two bargained, Yu Huifei finally gained another little cousin.
My seven-year-old cousin...
Bald little monk...
He has been a monk in the mountains since he was a child, and now he comes to see him.
Then Yu Huifei took Ksitigarbha out the back door, and he stood at the door and shouted: "You guys are looking after the house, I'll pick up my little cousin!"
Then Yu Huifei ran away...
He called Dahuang and went out on the sleigh.
After dark, I took Jizo back to the village, and then he deliberately walked around the village.
Seeing this scene, Ksitigarbha frowned and said, "What are you doing?"
Yu Huifei said: "It's okay. In order to make you more suitable for your current status, I have to help you find some props."
"Props? What props?" Jizo asked.
The next moment, Yu Huifei came out of Aunt He's house, saying thanks as he walked: "Thank you, Auntie, I'm so sorry. My bear cousin doesn't like to study, so he lost all the things he studied on the way... If it hadn't been for you
I have the same winter vacation homework here, and I don’t even know how to hand it in. Don’t worry, I guarantee that he won’t ruin this homework. Once he has copied out all the questions in the homework book, he will give it back to you.
."
Aunt He was stunned: "Copy it down? Oh... the amount of work is not small."
Yu Huifei said: "It's okay, little kid, as long as you don't die from exhaustion."
Ksitigarbha next to him had a dark face, staring straight at the textbook and grinding his teeth! If he hadn't been afraid that Yu Huifei would deal with him, he would have gone berserk by now...
At this time, Yu Huifei turned around and patted his bald head and said, "Why don't you thank Aunt He?"
Ji Zang had a dark face and looked at Yu Huifei with gritted teeth.
Yu Huifei said: "Let's prepare some good food tonight and have a drink to celebrate?"
Ksitigarbha immediately bowed to Aunt He and said, "Thank you..."
Aunt He happily touched the little bald man's bald head and said with a smile: "Look at how this kid looks... he's so respectable!"
Yu Huifei said: "That's right. I don't know whose relative this is."
Aunt He looked at Yu Huifei earnestly and said: "Tell me, we are from the same family, how did you grow up? How did you end up with a cleft [meaning ugly]?"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his face turned dark immediately: "Please, please, I'll leave first."
Then Yu Huifei took Ksitigarbha and left. Ksitigarbha laughed and said, "I'm starting to take a break from that auntie."
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said, "Who did you learn Northeastern dialect from?"
Ji Zang rolled his eyes at him and said: "Do you still need to learn? You guys are full of dirt on the streets..."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while.
In this way, everyone in the village thought that Yu Huifei went out to pick up Ksitigarbha, rather than that Ksitigarbha appeared out of thin air.
Push the door open.
Yu Huifei heard Liu Xin's scream: "You can't do this? There's no flesh left!"
Then Yu Huifei saw two guys, Black and White, running into the backyard carrying a small basin.
Yu Huifei scratched his head and muttered: "What's going on?"
At this time, Liu Xin chased him out and was stunned when he saw Yu Huifei.
It's not that Yu Huifei was stunned, but he saw the fair little monk next to Yu Huifei who looked as if he was carved from pink and jade!
Sure enough, girls all like cute things.
Although this little bald man is really a bastard in his temper, when he is not making trouble, even Yu Huifei has to admit that when he stops there, he is really... cute and beautiful, like a porcelain doll.
child.
He even wondered how there could be such a beautiful young lady in the world!
At the same time, Yu Huifei was also thinking a little bit naughtily, if he was given a fake long hair or something, he would probably transform into a little luoli in an instant, right?
And it’s the kind that’s extremely cute and beautiful!
Yu Huifei lacked resistance, let alone Liu Xin?
Liu Xin's eyes sparkled and she said, "Wow... what a cute little guy!"
After saying that, Liu Xin rushed over.
When Yu Huifei saw this, he subconsciously wanted to stop him.
Although this little bald man looks young, he is actually young in age and memory, but...
After all, he was separated from a ten thousand-year-old virgin. Yu Huifei would always subconsciously regard Ksitigarbha and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva as one person.
The result of this is that no matter how good-looking this guy is, he is still a virgin!
Let your sister hug a ten thousand-year-old virgin?
Yu Huifei had to do this.
However, before Yu Huifei could take action, Ksitigarbha suddenly moved sideways and hid behind Yu Huifei. This little thing usually had red lips and white teeth, but now his lips were white and his whole body was trembling...
Yu Huifei was immediately confused: "What's your situation?"
Liu Xin also saw Ksitigarbha's weirdness and stopped subconsciously.
Ksitigarbha said: "I...I'm allergic to women, stay away from me!"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while... Are you allergic to women?
Is this the fundamental reason why Liu Chenxiang became a monk?
Ksitigarbha said: "Women are all red and pink skeletons, just like tigers under the mountain! It is not suitable to touch them!"