Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows. He now seriously doubted that Lu Ya's magical power was to take out the ninth floor token from his crotch.
Otherwise, it wouldn’t have taken so long to pay for it in the first place...
At this moment, Roaring Sky Dog strolled over, glanced at Yu Huifei with a pair of dog eyes, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, what's wrong? Are you unhappy? I can't tell you, let's all be happy together.
?”
"Get out!" Yu Huifei cursed.
The roaring dog curled his lips, turned around and walked away, wagging his tail.
At this moment, Yu Huifei put his hand into his crotch and said at the same time: "Brother Dog, wait a minute..."
Roaring Sky Dog turned around in surprise and saw Yu Huifei holding a tender, prickly cucumber in his hand.
From quite a distance away, Roaring Dog could smell the fragrance of the cucumber.
Yu Huifei said: "Brother Dog, do you want to eat cucumber?"
Roaring Sky Dog grinned: "Eat!"
Then Roaring Sky Dog took the cucumber and ate it in two or three mouthfuls. He said, "It tastes good. Do you have any more? Here's another one. It's so tender. It will quench your thirst."
Yu Huifei said: "Yes, just wait a moment and I'll get it for you."
Then Yu Huifei entered the kitchen, put his hand into his crotch, and with a thought, there was a cucumber in his hand.
But when he took it out, Yu Huifei was shocked and grinned.
Because this thing has a spiked top, it really stretches your legs!
Taking out three sticks at once, Yu Huifei went out.
"Brother Dog, catch the cucumber!" Yu Huifei threw the cucumber over.
The Roaring Sky Dog stood up straight away, grabbed one with its paws, bit one with its big mouth, and then walked away happily.
Seeing this, Yu Huifei touched his chin and said: "It seems that although the position of the cucumber's birth is a bit deceptive, it should have no peculiar smell. Otherwise, this dead dog will definitely be able to eat it..."
Although he could make cucumbers by himself, Yu Huifei really didn't think this magical power was of any use.
Perhaps, it can be used as food while surviving in the wilderness.
But here comes the problem. Yu Huifei only has two days off. He can't run far even if he runs for his life. How can he talk about survival in the wilderness?
Yu Huifei also considered going out to sell cucumbers, but the problem was the same as the problem with Jingmi. Once is okay, but twice is enough. If it is done more often, others will become suspicious.
At this moment, Yu Huifei's phone vibrated.
He picked it up and saw that it was Keli who had sent him a message.
"Boss Yu, what have you been busy with lately?"
Yu Huifei replied: "I'm studying cucumbers."
Ke Li smiled and said: "You are studying cucumbers in the middle of winter? Who are you kidding?"
Yu Huifei said: "Miss, is something wrong?"
Ke Lidao: "Nothing, I just want to ask you, are you free after the Chinese New Year? We are starting school on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, come to our school to play?"
On the 16th day of the first lunar month, our school celebrates its 30th anniversary. We have invited big stars to support us, so it will be really lively."
Yu Huifei knew that Keli, Liu Xin, and Liu Zhuang were all students of the Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts.
Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts is not a famous school, and its history is not very long.
But the art department of Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts is famous, and many famous painters have come out of it.
In addition, the school has the support of a large conglomerate, so the treatment of students in the school is also very good.
The treatment of teachers is even better, which makes professors from other prestigious universities jealous...
However, the tuition of this school is not expensive, and the score requirements for admission are not high.
Therefore, this is a university that many art students desperately want to get into.
However, Yu Huifei thought about his pitiful four days of vacation, and then asked: "I only have four days of vacation, can I go?"
Keli said: "Yes, I'll count it as two days. There are still two days left to attend the school anniversary. Let's go and eat our snacks. There are so many snacks in Beijing!"
Yu Huifei was really moved when he thought about it.
"Has the specific time been set?" Yu Huifei asked?
Keli said: "We have made an appointment. After the fifteenth and sixteenth of the first lunar month, on the night of the full moon, we will sing throughout the campus. How about it? Isn't it romantic?"
Yu Huifei was really moved, but thinking about his pocket, he had no money...
At this moment, Keli said: "It's settled! The great benefactor is coming over, and I have issued a round-trip air ticket, including food and accommodation. You are not allowed to refuse this..."
Yu Huifei chuckled: "Reject? Can I afford to refuse?"
Since someone offered money, Yu Huifei naturally refused.
In fact, Yu Huifei had another purpose in going there. He wanted to visit Liu Xin's alma mater and see if he could meet Liu Xin.
At the very least, we need to find out what happened to that girl.
Why don’t I reply to text messages, WeChat messages or phone calls recently?
Are we going to live forever without any contact with each other?
Although his magical powers are like those of Sun Tzu, Yu Huifei is in a much better mood now.
Just then, a voice came: "Are there any more cucumbers?"
Yu Huifei subconsciously put his hand into his crotch and said at the same time: "Yes."
Then he grinned and endured the pain, pulled out a tender cucumber with a prickly top from his crotch, and handed it over casually.
At that moment, the air froze.
Yu Huifei was also stunned. When he looked down, he saw Roaring Sky Dog's face as black as coal!
"Yu Huifei, I will kill you!" Roaring Sky Dog roared.
A figure opened the door and ran out, heading straight for the back mountain.
Behind him was a big black dog, carrying a stick and a cucumber, howling and roaring, its eyes all red...
During dinner, a group of people sat there, looking at the roaring dog with strange eyes.
Niutou kicked Roaring Sky Dog and asked, "I heard that you ate Xiaoyu's cucumber?"
"Shut up!" Roaring Sky Dog roared.
Niutou smiled...
Ma Mian said: "What's there to be embarrassed about? Isn't it just the cucumber that I ate from the crotch of the little fish?"
This one is even worse, with a long sound and vibrato on one line.
"Shut up!" The roaring dog continued to roar.
Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said: "Guys, okay, stop making trouble. If you want to eat, I will give you one each..."
Everyone shook their heads quickly and said in disgust: "Forget it, forget it. In addition, our family is forbidden to cook any dishes related to cucumbers from now on."
Everyone was afraid that Yu Huifei would treat them to crotch cucumbers in order to save money.
What can Yu Huifei say?
A bitter look on his face...
However, the Cowherd came over curiously and asked, "Can you really pull a cucumber out of your crotch?"
Yu Huifei pulled one out and handed it over.
The Cowherd looked at the cucumber and asked, "Oh...it has thorns on it. It won't be thorny when you take it out, right?"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said, "Nonsense!"
Ksitigarbha laughed and said, "If you take out dozens of them a day, you'll probably wear out the skin on your legs."
Yu Huifei sighed. Although what Ksitigarbha said was a bastard, it was indeed a problem.
Niu Tou said: "What's the big deal? I'll probably give birth to cucumbers when my butt is bare. I really can't wear a skirt!"
Yu Huifei just thought he was farting.
Speaking of this, Niutou suddenly asked: "Xiaoyu, how did your cucumber appear? I mean, he must have a source, right?
It's like shit, it comes out of the anus...
Well……
I'm Cao, you didn't pull it out, did you?"
While Niutou exclaimed, he glanced at Roaring Sky Dog and said, "This should suit your taste."
When Roaring Sky Dog heard this, he immediately had the urge to go berserk and roared angrily: "Quit it, quit it!"
The Cowherd shook his hand and threw the cucumber away.
There were black lines on Yu Huifei's forehead, and he cursed: "Get out! You're the one who pulled it... This thing is unreasonable. You can take it out from your crotch. What can I do?"
Seeing that Yu Huifei was anxious, Cui Jue waved his hand and said: "Okay, everyone, please stop teasing him."
Then Cui Jue said to Yu Huifei: "Xiaoyu, don't get angry. Although this magical power is...but anyway, it's better than nothing.
As for how he got here, you don't have to worry too much.
Supernatural powers are actually the composition and application of the rules of the Great Dao.
If you understand the truth, you will understand naturally.
If you don’t understand, it’s amazing...
This is like being able to play games after charging your mobile phone, which was also very magical for the ancients."
Cui Jue's words were very pleasing to the ear, and they also solved some of Yu Huifei's doubts, making him feel much better.
Cui Jue continued: "Besides, this magical power of yours may not be useless."
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up: "How do you say that?"
Cui Jue said: "This magical power is still useful. It is like creating something out of thin air. The level of this magical power is not low, if you can figure out the principle, that is, understand the avenue.
It will be omnipotent and terrifying."
Yu Huifei's eyes brightened even more.
At this time, Roaring Sky Dog smiled: "Pull him down, this worldly path is not obvious, but he still has enlightenment...
Just beg."
Cui Jue rolled his eyes at him and said: "At least it's a direction. If Xiaoyu can ascend to immortality in the future, it may really be a breakthrough."
Yu Huifei asked: "In other words, before I ascend, the bird will be useless?"
Cui Jue said simply: "Yes, I'm very hungry, so I need to drink some water. But can you eat it? I don't want to eat anyway."
Yu Huifei: “@#￥%……&”
At this moment, Hei Wuchang raised his hand and said: "Xiaoyu, don't be so pessimistic. Didn't you just say you were going to the university campus to watch a show? I suddenly thought of a business, maybe you can try it. You have this ability
, it just comes in handy! And it’s a huge profit.”
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up and he asked: "What business?"
Hei Wuchang said very solemnly: "Lao Bai and I passed by a school and heard people talking about this business. At that time, those few people discussed it in a mysterious way, saying that if they couldn't survive after graduation, they would do this business.
100% profit.”
Yu Huifei was moved. If he could really make money, he wouldn't dislike this magical power.
Bai Wuchang said: "What do you mean?"
Hei Wuchang nodded vigorously, confirming Bai Wuchang's guess, and then asked Yu Huifei mysteriously: "Can the size of your cucumber be adjusted automatically?"
Yu Huifei gave it a try and found that he could indeed make whatever he wanted, whether it was a cucumber twist, a big cucumber or an old cucumber strip.
Hei Wuchang said with admiration: "That's no problem. This business is actually very simple. That is to sell cucumbers in the girls' dormitory."