Chapter 76 The old friend of the rivers and lakes [four thousand words]
"I...this...Cao? How is that possible?" Yu Huifei was confused.
Then someone shouted: "There are gangsters, taking advantage of the chaos to steal girls' bras!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was so frightened that he hid the bra quickly, but it was too late. Many women around him looked at him fiercely: "Catch the gangsters!"
A guy wearing a stone bra covered his chest with his hands and screamed: "That's my bra, you bastard!"
Yu Huifei was so sick that he almost vomited. He still had a beard, okay?
However, Yu Huifei didn't have time to explain. He saw that Dizan had climbed out of the sunroof, and then with a strong hand, one jumped onto the roof of another car, and then several others jumped to the other side of the road.
Ran away.
Yu Huifei was sure that Ksitigarbha was okay, so he felt relieved and turned around and ran away without saying a word.
For a moment, two different shouts came from both sides of the road.
On one side is: "Little guy, don't run away, let me see!"
On the other side: "Catch the gangsters, catch the gangsters!"
In the end, Yu Huifei failed to enter the martial arts gym and ended up at the police station.
A refreshing female police officer with short hair sat opposite Yu Huifei, looking at the evidence and bra on the table.
After a long time, the female police officer said: "How did you pull it off? It's winter, and everyone is wearing very thin clothes."
Yu Huifei said in a tearful tone: "Sister, do you think you can pull it out?"
The policewoman rolled her eyes at him: "Who is your eldest sister? Call the police officer."
"Officer, do you think this is normal?" Yu Huifei asked.
The other party chuckled: "It's not normal, but just because it's abnormal, it's normal. Your technique is very clever!"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. Is this a problem with the technique? This is not scientific at all, okay?
The policewoman said: "Tell me how you did it. Don't think that just because you used some seemingly impossible means to achieve an ulterior secret, you just want to get away from me!"
Yu Huifei kept looking at her sadly: "Can we change the police officer to talk? I think you should watch less reasoning or less Conan."
The policewoman curled her lips and said: "Stop talking nonsense and tell me quickly.
Of course, you can also say that others framed you, but here comes the problem.
Who framed you, why framed you, and... what benefits does the other party gain by framing you like this?"
Yu Huifei was speechless when asked. It would be nice if he knew who tricked him.
The policewoman said: "Look, you can't answer anything. How can I trust you?"
At this time, another policeman came over, patted the policewoman on the shoulder and scolded: "Who asked you to come here? Stay aside, it's not your turn yet!"
Yu Huifei was stunned and dumbfounded: "What do you mean?"
Then I saw the little policewoman sticking out her tongue, sneaking to the side and waiting.
Yu Huifei immediately understood, pointed at the other party and said: "I am Cao..."
The old policeman said: "Shut up and don't curse. This is the police station. If you want to curse people, you should curse them outside."
Everyone has said so, what can Yu Huifei say?
He hummed for the rest of his life and remained silent.
The fake policewoman was shaking her head and rolling her eyes, looking like I'm going to piss you off.
Yu Huifei was so angry that he really wanted to give Ya a piece of cake. She was quite beautiful, so why didn't she do human affairs?
The old policeman said: "Ignore her. This is not the first time that girl has pretended to be a policeman. She is very skilled in it, so it's not surprising that she deceived you."
Yu Huifei said in confusion: "Isn't that right? This kind of crime should be very serious, right?"
The old policeman smiled bitterly and said: "It should be serious indeed, but this woman's situation is different. She didn't do anything bad, she just likes to wear police uniforms and walk around. And... even though she pretends to be a police officer, she really didn't do anything bad.
Instead, I helped people find dogs and cats, and helped primary school students get protection money back.
What should we do with people like this?
Deal with it?
It can't be justified in terms of human feelings. This is a young girl who has done good things.
You said you won't deal with it, that's true...
Hey, why am I telling you this?
I have investigated your matter clearly, you can leave."
Yu Huifei immediately breathed a sigh of relief...
The fake policeman was unhappy when he heard this and shouted: "Master, are you letting him go now? I think this may be..."
"Who is your master?" The old policeman shouted, dumbfounded, "Don't yell, I have nothing to do with you. The most I can do is arrest you a few more times, and it's not a relationship. Don't get too close."
The fake policewoman was so shameless: "Anyway, in my eyes, you are my master."
The old policeman was also helpless and said to Yu Huifei: "Let's go, let's go quickly."
The fake policewoman shouted again: "We can't let the stinky gangster go!"
The old policeman said: "What kind of stinky gangster is that? I checked the surveillance, and someone put it in his hand. Don't make random guesses. You need to provide evidence, you know?"
When the policewoman heard this, she bowed directly and said, "Thank you, Master, for your teaching!"
Not to mention the old policeman, Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. This girl is really... quite thick-skinned.
When he went out, Yu Huifei said to the policewoman: "Sister, don't watch Conan anymore. If you have time, watch more surveillance cameras. Our country is so developed and there are cameras everywhere. At least, you don't need to use it too much when handling cases.
brain.
Oh, that's not right.
You are a fake police officer!"
The policewoman rolled her eyes in anger and said, "Sooner or later, I will be true. When the time comes, I will be staring at you every day, you stinking scoundrel!"
Yu Huifei was too lazy to pay attention to him and left quickly.
After leaving the door, Yu Huifei was a little confused. He had come out, but where was Ksitigarbha?
Yu Huifei quickly called Qian Youdao. Before he could say anything, he heard a loudspeaker sound.
Yu Huifei looked up and saw Qian Youdao driving over. With the car window down, Qian Youdao spoke first: "Brother Yu, I know what you want to ask. Don't worry, everything has been resolved. The earth is hidden in my house.
It’s okay, everything is okay.”
Yu Huifei understood. He could come out so quickly. Qian Youdao must have worked hard.
After getting in the car, Yu Huifei said: "How did you solve it over there?"
Qian Youdao wiped his sweat and said: "How else can we solve the problem? We met the police blocking the road on the way. Under the escort of the police, we finally held the meeting.
But I found something wasn’t quite right.”
When Yu Huifei heard this, his heart skipped a beat and asked, "What do you mean?"
"When there is a commotion, there are a lot of people. But when there is a real meeting, there are only about 20 people, and the women are very calm.
Although I like Ksitigarbha, the most I can do is hug and take photos with each other.
Those who couldn't get in line, or those who were scared when they saw Ksitigarbha, just chose to take a group photo further away.
They are all very qualified...
They are not those lunatics at all."
Having said this, Qian Youdao handed Yu Huifei a cigarette, and the two of them lit it up respectively.
Qian Youdao said: "I think there is something wrong with this matter. It seems that someone deliberately created such a scene to disgust us."
Yu Huifei had known for a long time that this matter was not that simple, but he didn't expect that the other party was so sophisticated and invited so many extras to trouble him.
Yu Huifei frowned and said, "Then who do you think it could be? Could it be someone who competes with you?"
Qian Youdao said: "I will investigate, but I think this matter is more aimed at you and Ksitigarbha. After all, it is useless for me to make such a fuss. The competition in martial arts schools is technology.
If you're not technically good, just making a fool of yourself with this little trick is of no use.
At most, it’s just an advertisement to increase my exposure, but it’s not worth the loss.”
Yu Huifei nodded, but he really didn't know who he had offended.
Soon we arrived at Qian Youdao's house, which was a villa with a river view.
Looking at the big villa, Yu Huifei didn't feel anything at all. Instead, he felt...
"A bit small, isn't it?" Qian Youdao said with a wry smile.
Yu Huifei huffed for a while and said nothing.
Qian Youdao said: "Ksitigarbha was disgusted when he came... But there is nothing I can do. There is no comparison between the city and the countryside. I am so jealous of your big yard."
The two entered the house directly from the garage.
As soon as he entered the door, Yu Huifei saw two little guys staring at each other.
Ksitigarbha is holding a stick, and the little girl opposite is holding a kitchen knife!
The electric fan was blowing on the two of them, and their clothes were floating around...
A movie was playing on the TV, and the voice was: A lonely shadow on the cold river, a story about rivers and lakes, why we must have known each other before we met.
Yu Huifei's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines. What the hell was going on?
The next moment, I heard the little girl shout: "Watch the knife!"
Ksitigarbha was not polite and picked up his stick: "Kill!"
Yu Huifei and Qian Youdao were so frightened that they rushed forward, each blocking the other.
At the same time, he advised: "If you have something to say, please say it and don't do anything."
Then Qian Youdao yelled: "Honey, are you just watching this?"
I saw a woman sitting cross-legged on the sofa eating melon seeds. When she heard Qian Youdao shouting, she glanced at the two of them and yelled: "Put it down!"
At that moment, Yu Huifei shuddered and subconsciously let go.
At the same time, the sticks and kitchen knives of the two little guys also fell to the ground.
Qian Youdao, Xiao Luoli, the way Ksitigarbha stands is called straight, just like standing in a military posture.
Yu Huifei looked at this scene and wondered, should he stand in a military posture? Look neater?
As a result, when the woman saw Yu Huifei, she quickly stood up and said with a smile: "Oh, the big brother is here? Hurry up... Don't get me wrong, the rich man is the boss in our family. I usually don't dare to speak loudly, but just now...
...I was frightened by the bloody scenes on TV. Don't get me wrong...Old Qian, you brothers sit down while I cook."
Then the woman ran away in a panic. She really thought that Lao Qian was the boss in the family.
But Yu Huifei knew that this guy's status in the family was probably not as good as that of the Tianmen family who was afraid of the dog eating snacks on the sofa!
Qian Youdao coughed dryly and said: "Well... this is my wife. She is the former Sanda champion... Our family's situation is very simple.
There is a competition once a month, and whoever wins has the final say."
Yu Huifei asked curiously: "Then...last month?"
Qian Youdao said: "This... is considered fifty-fifty."
The little girl next to him chuckled, "You've never won, have you?"
Qian Youdao suddenly lost his temper: "What are you talking about? Go do your homework!"
Then I heard a roar coming from the back room: "Who are you yelling at?"
Qian Youdao was so excited that he almost jumped up from the sofa and stood at attention, but he still held it back.
After walking around the house for a while, Qian Youdao's wife came out. Yu Huifei had a feeling that the other party was going to kick her in the air!
However, Qian Youdao's wife immediately stopped and smiled at Yu Huifei: "Brother, sit down and I'll make you tea."
Then she turned a corner and went back.
Qian Youdao wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "Haha...this...sometimes, the losing party refuses to admit defeat and will challenge from time to time, so even if I win, I have to be ready at any time.
"
Yu Huifei really wanted to say, I believe you are a ghost!
You obviously just have a grandson, okay?
Ksitigarbha came to Yu Huifei's side and asked, "When will you go home?"
Yu Huifei said: "I see you guys are having a lot of fun, aren't you?"
Ksitigarbha chuckled: "I have been confronting her for a long time, and my legs are sore."
Yu Huifei: "#￥..."
Over there, little Luoli climbed on Qian Youdao's lap and shouted: "Knead my legs, I'm exhausted. What kind of monster did you find? I'm not tired even after walking all afternoon."
Yu Huifei and Qian Youdao: "#￥#&..."
Finally, the family sat down, drank wine, ate food, and chatted.
Of course, Qian Youdao's wife was busy during the whole process. She ate quickly and went to clean up the house after eating. She also fried them a plate of peanuts and patted cucumbers.
Yu Huifei could tell that although the two often quarreled at home, Qian Youdao's wife still worked very hard to be a virtuous wife when outsiders were around.
After giving Qian Youdao enough face, at least in front of Yu Huifei, Qian Youdao said what he said was the same and never said anything back.
For such a family, Yu Huifei is still a little envious.
Although it is inevitable that there will be some quarreling, each other will support the other at critical moments and give each other enough respect.
In Yu Huifei's eyes, this is love.
The so-called love that is as brilliant as fireworks, or the love that is as boring as desserts, in Yu Huifei's eyes, they are just fireworks and will disappear in one shot.
After finishing the meal, Yu Huifei was ready to take Ksitigarbha home.
Qian Youdao wanted to keep him for one night and get up early tomorrow to send Yu Huifei back.
But Yu Huifei really couldn't stay any longer. He had something on his mind and was worried.
In the end, Qian Youdao decided to send Yu Huifei back. Yu Huifei wanted to refuse, but there was no shuttle bus now.
Yu Huifei was really reluctant to take a taxi...
"What are you two old men talking about? Lao Qian, let's drive our brother home. Today, you are allowed not to come back before two o'clock. If you don't come back after two o'clock, haha... we will meet at the gate of our community." Qian Youdao's wife haha
road.
Qian Youdao said: "Look, my wife has spoken. Let's go... stop nagging."
Seeing that Yu Huifei and Ksitigarbha were really about to leave, the little Luoli who had been holding it like a proud little rooster came over and handed Ksitigarbha a knife: "I heard that you were chased during the day. This is a gift."
You defend yourself. Remember, nothing will happen to you until I beat you down."
ps: I’m confused, why do people always ask me why my books are so expensive? Brothers and sisters, I have a lot of words! It’s expensive to have a lot of words. It’s like buying a chicken drumstick from someone else, but come to me.
, chicken legs are sold in bags. The unit price is the same, the quantity is large, that’s all. Of course, I can also sell them separately. Anyway, the final price is the same. You just have to wait one more day to get the goods. This is my conscience...