The roaring dog man stood up and stood next to Yu Huifei. He stretched out his dog paws and pulled out the cloth roll that Yu Huifei used to plug the hole. Then he laughed and said: "Don't tell me, this shape is quite unique.
Yes. Are you imitating Hei Wuchang?"
Hei Wuchang had a lot of horns on his face. After hearing this, he came to Yu Huifei and stood side by side, asking: "Do they look like brothers?"
Yu Huifei pushed him away directly: "Get out of here, if I want to look like you, I might as well die."
Hei Wuchang said hey: "You want to die? If you want to die, your brothers must agree."
Not long after, the Cowherd came back.
Five pounds of meat, three pounds of ribs, and two bottles of elm money.
Ma Mian cut it into large slices and threw it into the sauerkraut pot, and then opened the wine. A group of people drank small wine, ate sauerkraut, and boasted about their skills, and they were having a good time.
In the middle of the night, Yu Huifei received a call from Song Qing.
"Where are you?" Song Qing asked a little tiredly.
Obviously, it was quite a challenge for her to make up lies to a group of police officers and to make them smooth.
Yu Huifei looked at the hot bed next to him and said, "Wash your feet and get ready for bed."
Song Qing looked at the police station behind him, gritted his teeth and said: "You... you left me alone, how can you sleep?"
Yu Huifei said confidently: "I can sleep well. If you didn't call me, I should be dreaming now."
Song Qing was so angry that his forehead was about to be on fire. He stamped his feet and said, "You're cruel, I told them that I was unconscious at the time and didn't know anything. Now the police are looking for heroic citizens... I guess they can find them."
you."
Yu Huifei said: "Look for it. Even if you find it, I won't admit it! What the hell, I didn't kill anyone or set a fire. How can I still be forced to the ground and tortured to extract a confession for my courageous act of justice?"
Song Qing thought about it, and it was the same.
"Xiaojiu is scared. I'm going to comfort her, and I'll settle the score with you later." Although Song Qing said angrily, his tone was more grateful.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "No, don't come. I don't have the money to treat you to dinner. Also, go home early and you will be at home."
Then Yu Huifei hung up the phone and went directly to bed to sleep.
On the other side, Song Qing, who was standing in the cold wind, stamped her feet angrily: "This...this damn guy can also fall asleep. Is he a pig?"
The next day, Yu Huifei saw a piece of news about a bank robbery on the news.
It was said that someone robbed a bank and took hostages, and was solved by the cooperation of the police and heroic citizens.
There is also a photo of Song Qing as a hostage. Although it is a profile photo of her hiding away, her beautiful face was still captured.
Then Song Qing was leaked from reality to the Internet. When netizens saw such a beautiful girl, they were all shocked and shouted that they were in love.
At the same time, these people cursed the robbers for three days and three nights, and all eighteen generations of their ancestors were taken care of. The main content was that their goddess was almost injured and she deserved to die.
In response, Yu Huifei just said: "A bunch of scumbags, this girl is mine, show your sword!"
He was just talking nonsense to pass the time.
result……
The first person to answer him turned out to be Song Qing!
Song Qingdao: "I'll go find you..."
Yu Huifei was immediately confused on the spot, his mind was racing, and he replied: "Did you admit the wrong person?"
Then Yu Huifei put away his cell phone and rushed into the cemetery carrying a rag.
After wiping it for a while, the phone vibrated.
He picked it up and saw that someone had placed an order!
Yu Huifei saw that the person who placed the order was none other than Song Qing!
Yu Huifei had a headache for a while. Song Qingqing was the one who saw something different about him. Yu Huifei didn't know how to explain it to her.
But in the end, Yu Huifei shook his head and was too lazy to think about it.
At noon, he looked in the mirror and found that all the wounds on his head had healed. There were still some scars, but they were harmless.
He was immediately relieved...
In the evening, there was a knock on the door.
Song Qing stood at the gate with his suitcase, staring at the smiling young man in front of him.
"Look, look carefully! Do you want me to give you a magnifying glass?" Yu Huifei stepped forward and pressed his face almost to Song Qing's.
Song Qing ducked back and said, "You... Wolverine?"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at her and said, "Wolverine is a bastard. I think Deadpool's abilities are cooler."
Song Qingdao: "Real or false?"
Yu Huifei smiled and said, "Do you really believe it? I've told you, it's just a trick of mine. To put it bluntly, it's a folk trick, you know? To put it simply, it's magic."
Song Qing looked at Yu Huifei suspiciously: "I don't believe it."
Yu Huifei said: "Believe it or not, I can't help it. Come in, you are at your own home, feel free to do whatever you want. In any case, you have arrived at our first scenic spot in Xiulin."
"Scenic area?" Song Qing obviously didn't know much about Xiulin.
Yu Huifei said: "Yes, the first scenic spot in Xiulin Village is the cemetery circle. There are cemeteries behind it. It's very refreshing to go around twice in the middle of the night. It's fun..."
Song Qing: "#￥..."
At this moment, Song Qing noticed Yu Huifei's eyes looking furtively at her hands and asked, "What are you looking at?"
Yu Huifei said: "I was thinking, you came to see grandpa with your paws empty?"
Song Qing: "#￥%..."
Song Qing took a deep breath and said, "Yes, I'll give it to you later."
Yu Huifei slapped her hands and said, "Good granddaughter."
Song Qing gave him a blank look and said, "I told you not to talk about this relationship outside."
Yu Huifei nodded: "Okay, granddaughter."
"You...can't you tighten up a little bit?" Song Qing asked angrily.
Yu Huifei nodded seriously: "No problem, granddaughter."
Song Qing was completely speechless, and she wondered, why did she come to see this bitch? Wasn't she just looking for anger?
After putting it down and saluting, Song Qing came out to find Yu Huifei. Before he could open his mouth, Yu Huifei stretched out his hand: "Where are the things?"
Song Qingzhen wanted to grab Yu Huifei's hand and throw it over his shoulder.
But in the end, he took out a small box from his pocket and handed it to Yu Huifei: "This is what Xiaojiu gave you."
When Yu Huifei heard Xiaojiu's name, he was not in a hurry to open it, but asked, "How is Xiaojiu? You're not scared, are you?"
Song Qingdao: "I was scared. I coaxed her all night before she recovered. I arranged for Chu Yu to send her home..."
Yu Huifei nodded: "It's okay to go back, it's safe at home."
Song Qing nodded, then took out a small box and handed it to Yu Huifei: "I gave it to you."
Yu Huifei took it over, took it apart and took a look, then he was stunned: "This is it?"
"Card, the password is my birthday." Song Qing said.
Yu Huifei scratched his head: "Why did you give me the card?"
Song Qingdao: "Aren't you poor? There are thirty thousand yuan in it, which should be enough for you to use for a while."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, then slowly stood up, his eyes gradually became serious, and he stared into Song Qing's eyes.
Song Qing was a little embarrassed by Yu Huifei's look. She frowned slightly and thought to herself: "Did I hurt his self-esteem by doing this? But I have no other ideas. I just want to help him and thank him..."
As a result, I heard Yu Hui's unjust words and asked word for word: "When is your birthday?"
Song Qing: "The Tao of Subconsciousness, June 17, 1998."
Yu Huifei nodded, then turned around and laughed: "Let's go, grandpa will treat you to a meal, a big meal!"
Looking at the back of the triumphant Yu Huifei, Song Qing looked up at the sky and muttered: "Can't we kill this bastard with a lightning strike?"
The place to eat is naturally Sister Wu's.
A three-pound catfish, plus two bottles of beer and two plates of pickles.
Yu Huifei's mouth was filled with oil after eating...
Song Qing looked at the fish in the pot and didn't touch it at first. But after she took a bite, her eyes lit up and she started eating.
After eating and drinking enough, Yu Huifei asked: "Isn't the gift of small wine also a card?"
Song Qing shook his head: "You will know if you open it and see for yourself."
Yu Huifei opened it and saw a yellow amulet inside!
Yu Huifei was stunned: "Amulet?"
Song Qing nodded: "My grandma begged Xiaojiu for this when she was born. She has kept it with her for many years and gave it to you, hoping to keep you safe."
Yu Huifei nodded, and then put the amulet around his neck generously: "Thank you for the wine later."
Song Qing nodded.
Yu Huifei lowered his voice and asked, "Hey, you didn't tell her everything, did you?"
Song Qing shook his head: "I'm just saying that you, the third robber you pretended to be, saved me at the critical moment. You blocked a shot for me and her. That girl always felt that she owed you. If she hadn't been so frightened that she lost her mind.
, so he followed."
Yu Huifei nodded: "I'm scared, so don't come. There are graveyards behind me, so I'm afraid I'll scare her again."
After drinking for three rounds, Song Qing suddenly raised his head and whispered: "I have been having a dream lately, in which I entered the underworld..."
Bang!
Yu Huifei dropped the chopsticks in his hand on the table and coughed dryly: "What? What dream?"
Song Qing stared at Yu Huifei, as if he wanted to see through Yu Huifei.
Yu Huifei was also in a state of confusion. He regretted letting Song Qing drink Wasp's water and eat Wasp's fruit. This obviously worked!
Song Qingdao: "I dreamed that I went into the underworld with Xiaojiu and saw you. You put us on a stretcher and let two strong ghosts carry us through the road to hell...
At the end of the road is a big city. There are Yin soldiers guarding the city gate, and there is also a guard who seems to be Wasp, one of the top ten ghost commanders.
He seems to know you..."
Hearing this, Yu Huifei started to sweat on his forehead.
By this moment, Yu Huifei had determined that those water and fruits definitely played a big role!
However, Yu Huifei remained unmoved and listened quietly. He wanted to know how much Song Qing still remembered.
Song Qing continued: "You seem to be brothers, and later I met Zhong Kui, who said he could bring us back from the dead. That's all I remember... Do you think it was a dream, or is it true?"
Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said: "It must be a dream, you are not dead in reality. If you die, can you still eat fish with me here?"
Song Qing thought about it, then shook his head and said: "I also thought it was a dream, but the dream was too real. And Xiaojiu also had such a dream!"
Bang!
Yu Huifei's chopsticks fell on the table again, and he felt miserable in his heart.
Although Song Qing remembered the general outline, he still didn't remember some details, and he could still fool him.
But as smart as she is, it can be said that such a dream is fake when one person has it, but if two people have the same dream at the same time, but from different angles, can it still be fake?
"What's wrong with you?" Song Qing asked.
Yu Huifei said: "It's nothing, I drank too much. As for that, when you mention the dream, I have to say that I also had the same dream."
When Yu Huifei said this, he was already thinking crazily and making up stories.
Sure enough, Song Qing said in surprise: "You had the same dream?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "I did it, it's exactly the same! But I still have a follow-up... I not only met Zhong Kui, but also brought black and white Wuchang, bull heads and horse faces to our house. Then my Ghost Inn became a real Ghost Inn
I opened the inn, my business is booming, I have escaped poverty and become rich, married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of my life."
"Bah!" Song Qing spat: "Shameless, let's eat."
When Yu Huifei saw this, he knew that he had fooled him.
If he insisted that the other party was a coincidence, Song Qing might not believe him, but if he followed the other party's thoughts and talked nonsense, it would indeed be easier to get through.
However, Yu Huifei also saw that Song Qing would not let go of this dream so easily, at least she already believed it in her heart.
I just don’t want to talk about it now.
Yu Huifei didn't care whether she believed it or not, as long as she didn't ask after him.
After the two of them finished eating, they went back together.
Before leaving, Yu Huifei packed a few fish, which together weighed about ten kilograms.
Seeing Yu Huifei buying so much fish, Song Qing asked curiously: "Why did you buy so much?"
Yu Huifei smiled like a nouveau riche and said, "Now that you have money, buy some fish and feed them to the dogs."
There were black lines all over Song Qing's forehead. At that moment, she really regretted giving money to Yu Huifei. With this guy's personality, no amount of money would be enough for him!
After returning home, Yu Huifei arranged for Song Qing to rest, and then he ran to the backyard. As soon as the door was closed, he directly greeted everyone: "dinner is ready!"
Naturally, everyone couldn't eat in the backyard, so they went to the third floor to set up a big pot and started stewing.
A night without words...
The next day, it was dark and Yu Huifei got up early.
It's not that he got up early, but that his cell phone kept ringing!
When he picked it up and took a look, Yu Huifei was stunned. They were all orders!
Yu Huifei took a look and saw that all the orders were placed by men.
Since he only listed three rooms on the Internet, Song Qing now lives in one room and has two rooms left.
Those two rooms were booked early in the morning, and the rest were filled with messages.
The content is roughly as follows.
"Boss, are there any rooms left?"
"Boss, I heard that the goddess has stayed at your place? Do you have any rooms? Any room will do, even a woodshed. It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the important thing is that the goddess is here."