Lao Bai was stunned and hummed: "You are so naive."
After that, Lao Bai went out.
Yu Huifei shook his head and went down.
"Brothers, come out and take a look. From today on, our family will also be a wealthy family with a car!" Yu Huifei shouted while sitting on the broken bread.
The bull-headed horse-faced ones, the black and white impermanence, they all came.
It stands to reason that cars cannot get in through the main entrance, not even the stone arch bridge at the entrance.
But don’t forget, this is a van!
Vans made in China have one characteristic. If they run on flat roads, they are called vans; if they run on potholes, they are called SUVs; if they are used to wander in the mud, they are called tractors...
Therefore, Yu Huifei drove the car directly from the dirt road on the side of the village to the wasteland, then went all the way around to the backyard, and drove into the backyard through the back door!
At this moment, the wheels of the cart were dirty, as if they had just been dug out of a mud pit.
But this was no longer important. The important master finally had a big guy with electrification, and a group of people suddenly gathered around him.
Niu Tou touched the van, clicked the lid with his fingernail, and a piece of iron slag fell from it. He quickly threw it away, with his hands behind his back, as if nothing happened.
Yu Huifei didn't notice it either. He couldn't help it. This old car had iron sheets falling off everywhere. He really couldn't tell which ones were missing more and which ones were missing less.
Niutou said: "Xiaoyu, this car...is too old?"
Ma Mian also said: "Yes, Xiaoyu, those cars in the village look much better than this one."
Hei Wuchang said: "This..."
"Shut up!" Yu Huifei quickly scolded this knowledgeable person, and Hei Wuchang immediately shut up.
Yu Huifei sat on the roof of the van and said, "Don't you understand this?
Those cars with small noses and eyes in the village, can they be driven?
If nothing else, our car can carry as many people as you dare, but their shabby cars cannot do this.
Look at this head again, this is their grandfather!
Finally, look at this retro shape and the cool black smoke, let me tell you.
Their car was just like that on the road, but when our car was on the road, black smoke was billowing all the way, and it felt like the demon king was coming!
Within a radius of ten miles, you can see it coming without blowing the whistle."
Yu Huifei lied nonsense, and a group of outsiders who knew nothing were fooled into nodding their heads.
Niu Tou didn't like the van at first, but after Yu Huifei finished the introduction, he patted the van and said, "Listening to what you said, I started to like it! Xiaoyu, will you take me out for a couple of laps?"
Yu Huifei said: "What do you mean by taking you out for two laps? Get in the car together and let's go for a ride together!"
Then Yu Huifei closed the curtains and asked everyone to get in the car. Try not to open the curtains unless necessary. Look secretly if you want...
Everyone nodded.
Then in front sat Yu Huifei and the only female Aphrodite, and in the back were crowded the bull-headed horse-faced figures, Black and White Impermanence, Cui Jue Ksitigarbha and the Roaring Sky Dog.
Although it is a little crowded at the back, the benefits of bread are revealed at this time. As long as you are willing to squeeze, it is no problem.
With a kick of the accelerator, the van pulled a stream of black smoke and rushed everyone towards the endless fields. It turned a corner and entered the road, and then rushed out with a stream of black smoke.
We also encountered some other cars on the road. As Yu Huifei said, their car was definitely the brightest one among all the cars!
Wherever he passed, it could be said that a group of cars were trying to avoid him, and no one dared to get too close to him. Forget about the mud thrown off the wheels, the black smoke... I guess it would be poisonous if you took two puffs of it.
But Niutou and the others don't know much about it. They only feel that their car is extremely majestic and domineering...
After driving around, Yu Huifei took everyone back home.
After getting out of the car, Niutou Ma fell in love with the van more and more. Before Yu Huifei could say anything, he took the initiative to pick up the rag and started washing the car.
Yu Huifei was still very satisfied with this.
After washing the car, Yu Huifei found a long pipe and connected it to the exhaust pipe of the van, and the other end went all the way to the third floor.
"Old Cui, push the accelerator!" Yu Huifei yelled.
Cui Jue stepped on the accelerator as Yu Huifei said.
The pipe in Yu Huifei's hand spurted out black smoke, and the extremely fresh air on the third floor was instantly reduced a lot. This effect is much better than Song Laoer's shabby motorcycle!
"It's done!" Yu Huifei gestured.
Yes, that's why Yu Huifei bought this shabby car that emitted black smoke. This car was not only for driving, but also used to assist farming.
It can be said that this universal van has been developed to its fullest in his hands.
After everything was arranged, there was another knock on the door.
It's from the furniture store, and they brought me mattresses.
Yu Huifei gave each of them a Zhonghua. The delivery master looked at the Zhonghua in his hand, then looked at the cheapest Simmons mattress, and was a little confused...
I guess he couldn't figure out why someone who could afford Chinese money would buy that crappy mattress, right?
If Yu Huifei hadn't bought six of them at once, the profit would probably not have been enough to cover their gas expenses for a round trip.
After seeing off the delivery master, Yu Huifei closed the door.
I saw that the Cowherd and the others had already begun to divide the spoils. Each of them carried a mattress and went back to the house. After a while, the happy laughter of these guys came from the house.
In response, Yu Huifei smiled casually...
Who would have thought?
A group of yin gods, heavenly consorts, and Western goddesses are so happy because of a human mattress.
Yu Huifei originally thought that life would be so dull...
However……
Boom, boom, boom!
There was a knock on the door.
Yu Huifei opened the door and saw Lao Zhangtou standing at the door.
Yu Huifei said: "Old man, what's the matter?"
Lao Zhang put his head on his feet, stretched his neck, looked directly over Yu Huifei's shoulders, and looked into the yard.
Yu Huifei also stood up on tiptoes, blocking his view, and then said, "What are you looking at?"
Lao Zhangtou said: "I heard that a foreign girl came to your house. She is very beautiful. I will take care of her."
"Get out of here, get out of here! You're such a shameless old man, could you please give me a little face?" Yu Huifei quickly pushed him out.
Lao Zhangtou said: "What are you talking about? I'm not interested, I'm just curious!"
Having said this, Lao Zhangtou took out a stack of letters from his arms and handed them to Yu Huifei.
"These are all letters from your family. Keep them. Don't say I didn't give them to you."
Yu Huifei looked at the pile of letters and made a rough estimate: there were no less than twenty letters!
Yu Huifei was puzzled: "Is this for me?"
Lao Zhangtou nodded: "Yes, it's for you."
Yu Huifei was puzzled: "No, why is the letter you gave me in your hand?"
Lao Zhangtou said: "How could I know? They are all thin-skinned. If you know that I know you, you can entrust me to you. Hey... where is this nonsense? Just accept it."
After saying that, Lao Zhang left without looking back.
As soon as Lao Zhangtou sat down in his stall, Yu Huifei saw an extra sign on his stall: "Send a love letter for five yuan each. I know Boss Yu very well, he is my eldest nephew...
…”
Yu Huifei's face turned dark immediately. He knew that this old guy had no advantage and couldn't afford it!
However, Yu Huifei is rich now and is not as sophisticated as the old man.
At this time, Yu Huifei discovered that in front of the door on the ninth floor, which was always deserted, several pairs of eyes were looking at this side.
Those eyes, as if they were carrying natural telescopes, tried their best to look past Yu Huifei and look into the yard.
Yu Huifei quickly closed the door.
After entering the courtyard, Yu Huifei looked carefully at the letter in his hand. Without exception, the recipients were: "Yu Huifei...the foreign goddess of my family."
Yu Huifei's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines!
He really underestimated Aphrodite's charm. Although she only showed up briefly in the village, she also attracted the attention of many bachelors.
Yu Huifei was still very curious about the content of these letters. What was written here?
He really wanted to see it, but based on the principle of respecting others, he gave up this evil idea.
"Sledgehammer, sledgehammer!" Yu Huifei shouted.
Aphrodite yawned and came out of the room. This woman's figure was so good. No matter what movements she made, she could outline a perfect curve, making the person she seduced feel uncomfortable all over.
If Yu Huifei hadn't known that she was a Western goddess, he would have seriously suspected that she was a vixen turned into a seductive little goblin.
"Master Yu, what's the matter?" Aphrodite looked at Yu Huifei with a hint of charm, flirtation, and teasing.
Yu Huifei casually handed her a bunch of envelopes: "These are your letters. Please read them carefully."
Aphrodite looked at the letters, curled her lips, and then opened them one by one.
Yu Huifei was curious. He stood on the edge and was too embarrassed to go over and look directly. He simply took a squinting glance.
As a result, I saw that there was a lot of pink letter paper in the envelope, and the letter paper was folded into the shape of a heart.
You don’t need to read it to know it, it’s a 100% love letter!
Yu Huifei was speechless for a moment. Why didn't he realize that Xiulin had so many bachelors?
Although he was curious about the content of the love letter, Yu Huifei didn't read much and was going to practice calligraphy on the fourth floor.
At this moment, Aphrodite curled her lips and said: "That's nonsense..."
Then she stood up, took the letters into the kitchen, and threw them all into the stove.
Yu Huifei said in surprise: "Why don't you take a closer look? Maybe there is a handsome guy there."
Aphrodite's beautiful eyes turned and landed on Yu Huifei. She raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm not interested in other handsome guys... Mr. Yu, let's talk?"
"I'm going to feed the chickens." Yu Huifei turned around and left.
Aphrodite pursed her lips and smiled when she saw this, her beautiful eyes flickering and she didn't know what she was thinking.
The chickens, ducks and three big white geese I bought years ago are still alive today. The three big white geese didn't call this place their home at first, but now they have developed a sense of territory.
Basically, as long as they are not from this family, as soon as they step into the backyard, the three big white geese will form a group and charge, biting the thighs in front and the buttocks in the back. If you are not careful, it will be dangerous.
Then the sense of housekeeping is stronger than that of the Roaring Dog.
After Yu Huifei teased the chickens, ducks and geese for a while, he went up to the fourth floor to practice calligraphy.
The following days were rather uneventful.
But ordinary life also brings trouble. Yu Huifei now guards Aphrodite like a thief every day.
This woman, as long as she's not careful, can slip into his bed in the middle of the night!
What's even worse is that sometimes this woman wears clothes, and sometimes she might as well not wear clothes...
However, after being rejected by Yu Huifei many times, she gradually became quieter.
But the door to Yu Huifei’s house was about to be knocked down!
At 7:30 in the morning, Lao Zhangtou knocked on the door on time and delivered a bunch of letters.
Yu Huifei initially sent it to Aphrodite, but later he discovered that Aphrodite also stuffed it into a pit and burned it after sending it there.
He simply did it in one step, eliminating the need for intermediate steps.
In addition to Lao Zhangtou, all kinds of people from the village, whom I had seen, never seen before, were familiar with and unfamiliar with, came to visit me.
Many people who had never interacted with Yu Huifei before are now as friendly to him as they are to RMB!
Yu Huifei's principle is to stay at the door.
chat?
Okay, let’s chat outside the door.
Come in?
No way!
For this reason, Yu Huifei specially dragged out three big white geese and placed them at the front door of the front yard. Whenever someone knocked on the door, Yu Huifei would not go out when the door opened.
The three big white geese opened their wings, shouted: "Yes, yes, yes, yes", stretched their necks and rushed out.
If the owner was not there, the three big white geese would probably suffer, but since Yu Huifei was here, the other party would be too embarrassed to attack the three big white geese.
We can only retreat step by step...
Then Yu Huifei closed the door and stood on the stone arch bridge to talk to everyone about the international situation.
In this regard, the villagers' evaluation of Yu Huifei is getting worse every day, and he is almost on par with the big bullies in the village.
Of course, these people are just talking nonsense from idle guys who have nothing to do.
Originally, Yu Huifei thought that because he blocked people outside his house, it was considered a victory.
But I never expected that it was the woman Aphrodite who ultimately had the problem.
After being quiet for a few days, this woman suddenly started going out.
It was noon. After Yu Huifei finished wiping the cemetery, he returned to the ninth floor and saw Aphrodite coming back.
Outside the door, pairs of eyes like hungry wolves emitted bright light, burrowing straight through the cracks in the door, as if they could grow on Aphrodite's body.
Yu Huifei quickly shouted: "Close the door, close the door! Close the door quickly!"
After the door was closed, Aphrodite said aggrievedly: "Master Yu, it's not my fault. I just went out to collect some scraps."
"Collecting scraps?" Yu Huifei was confused for a moment. He is a beauty, but he still wants to go out to collect scraps? What kind of cool operation is this!
At the same time, Yu Huifei also saw that there were indeed piles of paper boxes, some discarded iron sheets, and a small hammer next to Aphrodite.
Aphrodite said: "Yes, idleness is idle, you have to do something to generate income for the family, right?"
What could Yu Huifei say? He couldn't blame the girl for her intentions. He just said: "Wear a mask next time you go out. Your face can easily stimulate male hormones."