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Chapter 24 Performance Art

After Yu Huifei inquired, he found out that after these guys went to the underworld as errands, there was no meat in the underworld.

There is a cheating Bodhisattva guarding the underworld. He just eats vegetarian food. He wanders around the underworld every day and doesn't let others become vegetarians.

Yu Huifei frowned and said, "Isn't Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva from the Buddhist side? You should be under the control of heaven, right?"

Ma Mian was also bored and explained patiently: "Our place is indeed in charge of heaven, but that old thief Ksitigarbha is bald and untrue. His nose is just like a dog's nose... No, he is listening to the grandson.

We have very picky ears. As soon as we want to eat meat, they both come running to us.

You also know that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has great magical power. After he came over, he immediately immobilized us, and then he and the damned Tingting ate there.

While eating, keep your mouth shut.

Every time they eat and we watch and are greedy, who can stand this?

In the end, we had no choice but to stop eating."

When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately laughed: "I didn't expect Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to have such a cute side."

"Cute? Is the bald guy still cute? He's almost hateful!" Bai Wuchang shouted.

Niutou, who came back from afar, nodded vigorously and said, "No matter what you are talking about, as long as you are calling Ji Zang that thief a bald man, I agree."

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. Wasn't he just robbing them of their meat and not letting them eat it?

What about each one...

But thinking about it carefully, Yu Huifei couldn't help but shudder. If it were him, he would probably be filled with resentment, right?

As he spoke, the meat was cooked.

When the lid of the pot was opened, a smell of meat wafted out, and everyone felt that their mouths were instantly filled with saliva.

Yu Huifei inserted his chopsticks into the meat, picked up a piece of meat and put it on the chopping board. Then he lowered his knife and cut it into large pieces.

Finally, Yu Huifei pounded the minced garlic, chopped green onion, and chopped rice pepper, and finally poured in soy sauce for dipping.

After frying a bowl of chili oil and a plate of peanuts, the rice there was also ready.

Yu Huifei rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Let's go downstairs to drink and eat meat!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately cheered: "Let's go drink and eat meat!"

A group of guys went downstairs huffing and puffing.

It's the same Eight Immortals table, the same few people, once the door is closed, cups are changed, cups are changed, and the stew is eaten, everyone is extremely happy to eat.

In the middle of the night, Bai Wuchang patted Yu Huifei on the shoulder and said, "Xiaoyu, I... I'm talking to you..."

Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said, "You keep your tongue straight...forget it, roll your tongue up and speak."

Bai Wuchang shook his head. Although he usually rolled up his tongue and stuffed it back to speak, it didn't mean that he couldn't speak with his tongue hanging down. This could be regarded as a special skill of his. He couldn't say without using his tongue: "Roll...Roll..."

I can’t get up, I’m too...too...jealous..."

Yu Huifei took a closer look and saw that this guy's tongue had become enlarged after drinking. No wonder he said he couldn't roll it up.

Yu Huifei said dumbfounded: "Then don't talk about it, we'll talk about it tomorrow."

Bai Wuchang shook his head and kicked Hei Wuchang, who was staggering around after drinking and was about to fall asleep, and said, "You...you...are rude."

Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang are old friends, and they know what the other person is going to say just by looking at them.

Although Hei Wuchang's brain is no longer functioning properly after drinking, he still yawned and said, "Lao Bai wants to ask you what to do tomorrow. You can't sell vegetables every day, right? After all, we are also the underworld gods, and you are also working in heaven.

All the staff ended up becoming vegetable farmers, which is a bit embarrassing. It would be even worse if word spread..."

Hearing this, Yu Huifei also felt dizzy for a while, but he still waved his hand and said: "Brothers, you don't have to think so much. When you come, just stay well and treat yourself as your own home. As for the money, I will think of a way.

Is it just selling vegetables? It’s not shameful.”

As soon as these words came out, Niutou was not happy: "We have arms and legs and we are not cripples. I don't believe it. We, a group of Heavenly Court employees, are not as good as ordinary people. I think we must make a name for ourselves.

Drink a lot of wine and eat meat every now and then, that's life."

Ma Mian followed suit and said, "That's right! We can't keep ourselves alive anymore!"

Hei Wuchang responded, then glanced at Bai Wuchang and shouted: "Bai Wuchang also agrees."

After Yu Huifei thought about it, he said: "I accept your thoughts, but with your appearance, to be honest, it's not easy to do anything."

As soon as these words came out, several guys suddenly shivered. Indeed, one had an ox head, the other had a horse face, one had a long tongue, and the other had a green face and fangs. If you take these out, you probably won't make any money, but you can make some contributions to scientific research.

Waving his hand, Yu Huifei told everyone to go to bed early and think about it tomorrow.

Everyone also knows that they lack knowledge of the world, and they need someone to teach them how to wash their faces. Therefore, if they really want to help, just stay there and cooperate.

So a few guys went upstairs to sleep.

After tossing and turning several times, I almost watched the moon go down, and then the sky turned white.

In the end, Yu Huifei still couldn't sleep. After tossing and turning several times, he almost watched the moon go down, and then the sky turned white.

In the end, Yu Huifei still couldn't sleep, so he got up early, opened the door, stood on the stone arch bridge, and breathed hard the cool breeze from the depths of the mountain. The cool breeze entered his lungs, and a cool air filled his brain.

The whole person felt quite energetic.

At this moment, Yu Huifei saw an extra group of people at the end of Xiulin Street.

These people were very strange. Each of them was carrying a paint bucket, let's just say it was paint. Then these people found a place and began to apply flat paint on themselves. Yu Huifei looked at him with a puzzled look on his face.

Yu Huifei walked over curiously...

"Brother, what are you doing?" Yu Huifei asked.

One of the young men wearing a watermelon-skin hat from the Qing Dynasty laughed and said: "We are playing. As for what we are playing, you will know after a while."

Then he put on a coat that had been painted with rich brass paint, and after smearing the paint on his face, he came to Yu Huifei, stood there, raised his hands high, and said

Every gesture of greeting.

Then it stopped moving.

Yu Huifei was stunned and said in surprise: "I, Cao, it looks like the real thing! Performance art?"

After all, Yu Huifei is not a country bumpkin. He went to university outside and has seen the world.

The young man smiled and said: "By the way, that's it. Isn't this a short holiday? Let's have nothing to do and have fun."

While they were talking, two other young men also dressed up, one pretending to be a white stone sculpture, and the other also a bronze figure, exactly like the young man in front of him.

Yu Huifei touched his chin, his eyes sparkling...


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