But what is surprising is that at the wedding, Poseidon, the god of the sea, and Hades, the king of Hades, came hand in hand. They not only sent their blessings, but also gave them generous gifts.
These two guys obviously came prepared, and they were obviously squatting on the side to watch the excitement from the beginning.
When the two of them looked at Herstos and Aphrodite, they looked kindly, and they were actually more like their father than Zeus!
Yu Huifei knew that the three brothers had long been at odds with each other due to uneven distribution of the spoils.
Otherwise, it would not happen. As soon as the underworld sent a letter saying that it was coming to make things right, Hades, the king of Hades, immediately sent a letter to guide the way and opened the door...
There was a fire in Olympus. It was impossible for Poseidon in the Sea of Love not to know about it, and he did not see him put out the fire.
These two guys are definitely watching the drama from the beginning, and now they come out to give gifts, just to disgust Zeus.
Anyway, from the beginning to the end, Zeus's face became darker and darker.
But it doesn’t matter whether he is black or not. Anyway, Herstos and Aphrodite are very happy. They have been married for so long and finally... have a grand wedding of their own! Still spanning the East and the West
wedding...
Zeus was very depressed, very depressed.
But what was even more depressing was that that little devil the size of a sesame seed and a mung bean was always hanging around in front of him.
Now this stuff is here again.
"Brother, don't be so sullen, come on, smile, eggplant!" Yu Huifei was taking pictures.
Zeus said with a gloomy look: "You kid, are you done with this? Besides, who is your brother? You can also call me brother?"
Yu Huifei was not angry at all, and he laughed and said: "Why can't I shout? I call Jade Emperor the same as brother. I can shout to him, but I can't call you? Besides... I'm not trying to make you happy.
What?"
Zeus hummed: "If you want me to be happy, just get away."
After saying that, Zeus hesitated and asked: "You...really call me Brother Jade Emperor?"
Yu Huifei raised his head and said, "Of course, he still calls me brother."
Zeus narrowed his eyes and remained silent.
Yu Huifei said: "I said, don't glare at me. You are here today because of your own doing. If you don't tolerate your wife, how can you be here today?"
Zeus was not angry this time, but looked at Yu Huifei with a smile and asked: "What you said makes sense. By the way, are you...really the director of the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau?"
Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Ah, what's wrong?"
Zeus shook his head: "It's okay, I'm just asking. You're right, I don't blame you for this, I blame my wife, I blame my poor teaching."
Yu Huifei was a little dizzy when faced with Zeus's 180-degree turn.
But Yu Huifei didn't think much about it, because Aphrodite was being besieged over there.
As the underworld gods, those grandsons are not as easy to dismiss as the gods on Mount Olympus. They can just drink two glasses of wine and chat.
Niutou's grandson had already started to add wine to them, and he also poured in an egg from an unknown chicken, which was still on fire.
Herstos was a pretty good drinker at first, but after one glass, his eyes began to turn white.
Dionysus, the god of wine, was a tall, fat man who carried a barrel of wine wherever he went.
The red beard on his face looks very conspicuous.
This guy was not willing to join in the fun with those Eastern Gods at first, thinking that they were all scum when they drank...
But when he discovered that wine could still be manipulated like this, his eyes lit up.
He took the initiative to move over, pointed at the wine glass and said, "Hey... I think I can add some more of my red wine and beer."
Cowherd said: "Then what nonsense are you talking about? Bring it here!"
Aphrodite saw that her man was almost frothing at the foam, and quickly called Yu Huifei to come over and help.
When Yu Huifei saw this, he immediately became happy and said to Zeus: "Brother, would you like to go and see it?"
Zeus was also a little curious, so he nodded and said: "Go... and see..."
When Aphrodite saw Yu Huifei coming, it was as if she had seen a life-saving straw. She grabbed Yu Huifei and said with a cry: "These guys are too beasts, you can take care of them."
Yu Huifei came over to take a look, then shook his head and said: "Hey, hey, get out of the way. You guys are so ridiculous. Just drinking wine will not be enough. Come on, add some vegetable soup..."
when!
An iron plate hit Yu Huifei on the back of the head.
Yu Huifei rubbed his head and looked back, only to see Aphrodite looking at him angrily and saying: "You...I asked you to save people, not to trick them!"
Yu Huifei glanced at Zeus and said: "Women and villains are the only ones in the world who are difficult to raise...forget it..."
After saying that, Yu Huifei left sadly. Before leaving, he kicked Hei Wuchang and said secretly: "Add another raw egg to him. Damn, let him understand today what it means to sleep until dawn... and let him
You know how a spring night is worth thousands of dollars, so you spend it like water."
Hei Wuchang chuckled, and immediately raised his feet and shouted: "Add eggs, add eggs!"
What's even more outrageous is that Dionysus looked at the bowl with a look of disgust on his face, took out a half-meter-high wooden beer cup and slapped it on the table: "It's a man, drink from this!"
At that moment, not to mention Aphrodite and Herstos, even the eyes of the underworld gods almost popped out of their heads.
The hornet coughed dryly and said: "Brother, what do you have a grudge against?"
Dionysus scratched his head and said, "Uh... big?"
Bang!
An object as big as a hill, whether it should be called a wine glass or a mountain of wine, was placed in front of everyone. A Cyclops scratched his head and said, "Do you want mine?"
Everyone was collectively confused...
In the end, the Cyclops was pulled away by Aphrodite's beard.
Zhong Kui slapped the table, pointed at Dionysus's large wine glass and said, "I think we should use this one."
Herstos looked at the Cyclops' mountain of wine, then at the large wine glass, and pinched his nose to recognize it.
Then a group of guys directly pressed Herstos there and drank wine...
Herstos was forced to vomit on the spot.
Aphrodite was so angry that she took turns with the hammer and hit them one by one...
However, these guys were either thick-skinned or thick-skinned, or they ran very fast and couldn't hit any of them, so they screamed in anger.
Yu Huifei squatted next to Herstos and said: "Brother, let me tell you, don't blame us for being ruthless. There is a saying that goes well, unless a man is drunk, you don't know how gentle your wife is...
Enjoy it."
After saying that, Yu Huifei ran away holding his head.
Behind him were wine bottles and plates smashed on the floor.
Zeus was really angry at first, but when he looked at the entire mountain from a different angle and saw that there was a lot of joy because of this wedding, he suddenly wasn't so angry anymore.
At this time, Yu Huifei came over: "Don't be angry, every family has an old woman who is difficult to manage. The Jade Emperor's family is also difficult to control..."
"Is it true? I heard that the Queen Mother empresses the world..." Zeus asked curiously.
Just as Yu Huifei was about to say something, he heard someone yelling over there: "Queen Mother, you flat-chested old woman, you are not a thing... Do you think you are still a human being?"
Hearing this loud voice and yelling curses by name.
The entire Mount Olympus fell silent instantly...
You can really hear the needle drop!
One by one, they looked at the Cowherd and stepped back more than a hundred meters.
A group of people were stunned but no one dared to approach him...
Afraid of being implicated.
Zeus said: "This... this guy is so fierce. Who is he? How hateful is he? He is so scolding?"
Yu Huifei said: "He is the Jade Emperor's son-in-law, Cowherd. From another perspective, his status is equivalent to that of Aphrodite and you."
Zeus was speechless...
Then Zeus took Yu Huifei to the side and said, "What did the Queen Mother do to make him do this? Aphrodite never scolded Hera like that."
Then Aphrodite roared angrily: "Let go of my husband. If you want to drink, I will drink with you!"
Then she also drank a large glass of wine, her cheeks were red and she held a kitchen knife and shouted: "Where is Hera? Where is Hera?"
As a result, everyone quickly stopped him.
Zeus's face turned red and he lowered his head without saying a word.
Boom!
A bolt of lightning struck the Cowherd's body, and the guy's whole body was immediately burnt to black.
Then I heard a majestic female voice from above the sky: "You brat, let me wake you up!"
Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said: "This...don't talk nonsense about the details. I am not immune to lightning strikes."
Zeus also shrank his neck...
Then I saw a person descending from the sky and said: "Cowherd, this is the healing medicine given to you by the Jade Emperor..."
This person is really a platinum star.
Yu Huifei and Zeus stood on the side, watching this scene, Yu Huifei said: "Learn from others, learn from others, a big stick, a sweet date. One hits and the other appeases, this method of others... think about it again
You."
Zeus touched his chin, and then his eyes lit up: "High, really high!"
Yu Huifei said: "Of course, why else would he be the Jade Emperor?"
Zeus nodded and then left thoughtfully.
But before leaving, he asked Yu Huifei again: "Are you...really the director of the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau?"
Yu Huifei patted his chest and said, "It's necessary. I'll replace it if it's true!"
Zeus looked at him meaningfully and then left.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva over there smiled at him, the two said something, and then left side by side.
It turned out that the palace owner of Zhou Jueyintian Palace looked very cold and cold, sitting there without going anywhere. Zeus's sister Hestia next to her really liked talking to him, but unfortunately, no matter what she said to him
, he agreed humbly, but didn’t say anything further.
Yu Huifei did not go there, but walked directly to King Yama.
King Yama did not join in the fun, but was chatting with Cui Jue.
Chakravartin King Yishui was sitting next to her, and she and the big rabbit were sitting at the same table. The two guys were like twins born from the same mother, sweeping away the dishes on the table in sync with their hands and feet like a storm.
!
Those two little hands are so skillful at pulling vegetables.
In the meantime, I didn’t forget to have a drink with the rabbit.
Yu Huifei came over and said, "Old Cui, what's going on with you? Why did you run back?"
Cui Jue smiled and said: "Xiaoyu, there was nothing I could do at the beginning. I had no choice but to make a last resort. After committing suicide, my soul went to the underworld to seek help."
Yu Huifei nodded and said: "Oh, suicide...since...I am Cao, Lao Cui. You mean, we still have your body in our house, right?"
Cui Jue said: "Uh...theoretically yes."
Yu Huifei's forehead was covered with sweat. He rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I hope no one sees it."
"Don't worry, it's on the third floor." Cui Jue said.
Only then did Yu Huifei feel relieved. He was really afraid that if they stayed here for a long time, time would pass quickly over there. When they went back, Cui Jue's body would stink... and if they attracted a police officer or something, then
I can’t tell clearly!
After confirming that everything was fine here, Yu Huifei glanced at King Yama, and then asked tentatively: "Are you really King Yama?"
King Yama was a very cheerful person and said with a smile: "That's right. You and I are both the righteous gods of heaven, so don't call me old or old. You can call me King Yama or Brother Yama. Anyway, you can also call me the Jade Emperor."
Brother... like this... well, I seem to have taken advantage, haha."
Yu Huifei scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
He could fool Zeus in this way, and the purpose of the fooling was to let Zeus understand that he was not easy to mess with, and that he had a bigger backer behind him, so he should not plot against him again in the future.
Otherwise, if Zeus wants to trick Yu Huifei, it will definitely be easier than Shen Gongbao tricking him.
Thinking of Shen Gongbao, Yu Huifei still had a complicated mood. Do you think he should hate his grandson?
King Yama is different. We are all from heaven and know everything about him. It would be a bit embarrassing for Yu Huifei to talk about the Jade Emperor again.
Because everyone knows that when his brother shouts, it is really just a shout, with no background.
Cui Jue smiled and said: "Xiaoyu, you can actually blush? It's not easy."
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don't be ridiculous, I am such a pure and shy person, why am I blushing?"
After saying that, the guy changed the subject and said: "Old Cui, I don't care how you left. Anyway, your sentence is not over yet. You ran away on your own and I don't recognize you... How will you get rid of your body later?"
If you get out, you can climb back in again."
When King Yama heard this, he quickly said: "Hey, hey, hey... This can't be done. We only have a few people who work in the underworld, and they all go to you. I have to be busy with everything..."
Yu Huifei said: "Hey, look at what you said. You still have someone you can use. If he leaves, I will be numb... Then there is really no one I can use."
King Yama said: "Nonsense, if you don't have Cui Jue, don't you still have..."
Having said this, a figure flew over and sat down on the table.
The marble table was shattered when he sat down!
Then this guy got up after patting his butt and yelled: "Grandma's legs, I don't believe I can't fuck you!"
Everyone looked over there and saw a bull-headed horse riding a horse in a hurry in the eight hundred miles...
Bai Wuchang rode on Dionysus and punched him: "Do you want to say it? Do you want to say it?"
Hei Wuchang was running around all over the place, glaring at everyone he looked at, and looking like he wanted to fight. He had a charm chain in one hand, and a shovel in the other. He looked like he was looking for a place to bury his pipa bone after it was pierced.
The Cowherd was squatting in the corner, muttering something, and you knew even without listening that he must be secretly scolding your mother-in-law.
A big black dog ran past. I don’t know what the guy had in his mouth. Anyway, he ran away. Behind him, a naked kid flapped his wings, carried a small bow and arrow, and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Big bad dog."