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Chapter 139 Chopsticks

Hera said angrily: "You are playing tricks on me like that, and you still want me to be obedient?"

Yu Huifei smiled and said: "You mean, if I don't play tricks on you, you will be obedient?"

Hera nodded: "Yes!"

Yu Huifei snapped his fingers and said, "Sure, I won't play tricks on you, but you have to do your job well. As for the rest, we'll talk about it later, how about it?"

Hera said: "No problem."

Yu Huifei released Hera.

As soon as she landed, she felt weak all over and couldn't stand anymore, so she sat down on the ground.

Yu Huifei glanced at her. Seeing the former queen's current appearance, he couldn't help but feel a little conscience in his heart. He shook his head and reached out.

Hera was stunned. She obviously didn't expect that the bastard of bastards in front of her would reach out to pull her!

"What are you looking at? If you can't get up, just sit down." Yu Huifei said, pretending to be impatient.

Hera stretched out her hand cautiously, and finally quickly grabbed Yu Huifei's hand. It felt like a child catching a loach. It was slow at first because of testing, and then quickly because it was afraid that the loach would run away.

Yu Huifei pulled her up with a strong pull.

"Why are you looking at me? Let's go eat!" Yu Huifei said and turned around and left.

Hera said: "I...can I eat?"

Yu Huifei said: "Whether you want to eat it or not."

When Hera heard this, she was overjoyed and ran to the front yard.

In the restaurant, everyone took their seats one after another.

Yu Huifei glanced outside the gate and asked, "Before, the two of them always looked like panda eyes. What's going on?"

Cui Jue sneered: "Don't we have no room anymore? I will live with you in the backyard. After Hera lived in the front yard, they were like chicken blood. They were not idle in those few nights. They were there every day

Hera squatted at the door, probably hoping to have a chance encounter or see something. As a result, you know..."

Yu Huifei immediately became happy: "These two fools are really... grandma's legs!"

Then Yu Huifei said to Hera: "From today on, you should live on the third floor. Brother Dog, please keep an eye on it. If anyone comes to the backyard in the middle of the night, don't be polite and just bite him!"

Roaring Sky Dog curled his lips and said, "I don't sleep outside..."

Cowherd said: "My Dabai can do this, I will just tell him later."

Only then did Yu Huifei remember that the white wild boar at home was quite spiritual and had a strong sense of territory. If the Cowherd went to explain it to him, it would indeed solve this problem.

However, Yu Huifei still said uneasy: "Brother Lang, um... ask Dabai to be merciful and don't really kill someone."

The Cowherd said: "Don't worry, he is smart."

Yu Huifei was relieved now...

Hera looked at Yu Huifei in surprise: "Are you... worried about me?"

Yu Huifei shook his head: "Don't think too much, they can't beat you. I'm afraid you'll cripple them."

Hera:#%……

At this time, Bai Wuchang came over with a basin of rice porridge.

Smelling the aroma of the porridge, Yu Huifei and others showed no reaction. But Hera's eyes had instantly shifted to the porridge, and she inhaled hard at the same time, with a trace of saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth...

Obviously in a state of extreme hunger, she now wants to eat everything she smells.

Yu Huifei said: "Stop looking at it, just eat what you want."

Hera nodded and quickly picked up the bowl to scoop out the porridge. Then she noticed that the air seemed to be still! At that moment, everyone fell silent and looked at her with astonishment.

Her heart trembled, she looked at Yu Huifei and asked, "I... broke the rules again?"

Yu Huifei heard this and smiled: "No, there are no rules. We don't have many rules when it comes to eating, but... you seem to have broken your own rules."

Yu Huifei said nothing further, Hera already understood.

She is a diva, and she used to be very particular about everything she did. It can be said that she has clothes to put on, food to eat, and mouth to open.

The food is extremely exquisite, almost luxurious to the extreme.

Even if it was just a bowl of porridge, countless people had to worry about it and make all kinds of tricks before she could take a sip.

When she was eating, there were several people around her waiting on her, and every move she made was full of etiquette, full of a sense of ritual and sacredness.

But now, with a big bowl in her left hand and a spoon in her right hand, she leans out and scoops out porridge with her head lowered. What kind of manners can she talk about?

Hera looked bitter.

Yu Huifei said: "It's okay, everyone here is not so particular, just eat whatever you want."

Hera's nose felt sour, and she put the big bowl on the table. Looking at the gruel in the bowl, she wanted to cry a little. At this moment, the image accumulated over countless years was lost to a bowl of gruel. The sadness and sadness in it were

Bitterness is something only she can understand.

The moment she picked up the spoon, Hera took a deep breath, resisted the urge to take a big gulp of porridge, and tried hard to maintain her grace and dignity, trying to save the last bit of dignity.

But when she heard the sound of slurping porridge, she looked up and found that everyone had finished one bowl of porridge, and then one by one they were snatching the pickles from the plate like a whirlwind. At the same time, the second bowl of porridge had already been started.

, the rice porridge dropped rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye...

Hera's heart trembled, and in an instant, she seemed to realize that if she didn't do something, she might be hungry again.

At this time, Cowherd was already on his third bowl. This guy didn’t drink the porridge at all. Instead, he opened his mouth and poured the porridge in the bowl directly into his mouth! He even skipped chewing and swallowed in big gulps.

The bowl of porridge disappeared almost immediately.

Seeing the way he raised the big bowl with unfinished thoughts, Hera thought to herself: "He...he is the Prince Consort of Heaven. He doesn't care about anything. I...I can be more relaxed."

Over there, Ksitigarbha had already climbed up the table and scooped up the second bowl. Although the little bald man was still young, he drank the porridge very quickly. He raised his head and used the chopsticks to match the bowl, and he finished the whole bowl with a splash, and there was still a hangover on the corner of his mouth.

With the rice porridge in hand, I have already gone straight to the third bowl.

Hera said: "He...he is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and he doesn't care about me either..."

Before she could think too much, Bai Wuchang and Black Wuchang had their second bowl and began to sprint towards the bottom of the pot.

Hera couldn't bear it anymore and shouted in her heart: "I don't care anymore!"

Then she drank the porridge in big gulps, the same way Jizo drank the porridge.

After three or five people finished one bowl of porridge, they directly took the pot over and pulled all the remaining porridge into their own bowls. Then, after giving everyone a look that was still impressive, they drank the porridge in big gulps...



When everyone saw this, instead of being angry, they laughed.

Niutou said hehey: "Is this right? This is how I look like a human being."

Ma Mian said: "I can't figure it out if I keep a straight face all day long. The gods here are working hard to live out their own style. They work hard to practice one by one, just to take off those messy shackles on their bodies.

...But in the end, you tried your best to put shackles on yourself. It's really funny..."

Hearing this, Hera was stunned and said: "Shackles?"

Cui Jue said: "Yes, shackles.

The gods and immortals we have here are not born.

All living beings are equal, practice hard, and understand the way of heaven, in order to break the various invisible shackles created by the way of heaven, humanity, etc., so as to live according to the original intention and live a free and easy life.

What we pursue in practice is great freedom and freedom.

But you guys seem to prefer shackles on yourselves."

Hera looked at the bowl in front of her and muttered: "Shackles..."

Then Hera asked: "Since you are free and easy, why do you restrict yourself? As far as I know, there are a lot of rules in heaven..."

Then Hera stared at Yu Huifei: "You also said that people have rules and moral limits. How can you live a carefree life like that?"

Before Cui Jue could answer, Yu Huifei smiled and said: "When I was in college, a teacher said this.

Absolute freedom equals absolute sin.

Relative freedom is real freedom.

Freedom without a framework is the law of the jungle. If you want freedom, you must have the power to support it.

That kind of freedom is actually very tiring and has more uncertainties.

But with the framework and rules in place, everyone agrees that this rule is beneficial to everyone.

Then this rule is not a shackles, but a part of freedom."

Cui Jue nodded and said: "This question is not just yours, many people are actually thinking about it.

In our world, monks are divided into the righteous path and the demonic path.

What the right path pursues is freedom within the framework. The framework is justice, that is, helping the weak, that is, protecting all living beings, and that is what all living beings want.

The devil is different. What they pursue is absolute freedom, and they can do whatever they want within their power.

Even if what they do is harmful to nature, even if it means destroying the world, they will not look back because that is their freedom.

In our view, these frameworks, which do not harm anyone's interests, are themselves part of safeguarding freedom.

Beyond the basic framework, the additional rules are shackles.

Two freedoms, which one do you want?"

Hera opened her mouth, then smiled: "I...I want the second one."

Cui Jue smiled calmly and said: "Everyone wants to, but do you really know how to choose?"

Hera shook her head: "The second type is so crazy. We were born as gods, but we also had the Twilight of the Gods, three generations of gods, and the fall of generations... I have witnessed that terrible darkness. Maybe you are right.

, freedom with a framework is true freedom.”

A breakfast suddenly turned into a debate meeting.

However, it is obvious that this debate made Hera think a lot.

At least, after finishing the meal, Hera already knew how to take the initiative to clear the table without Yu Huifei yelling.

Seeing the Queen clearing the table, Yu Huifei went out with a smile on his face - so proud!

In a good mood, Yu Huifei happily bought half a pig and came back.

That's right, this guy now has money, so he won't be stingy anymore and buy two or three kilograms of meat at a time.

Instead, I bought half a pig at a time...

Entering the kitchen, Yu Huifei directly asked Ma Mian for help.

Braise the pig's head, braise the pig's trotters, cut the ribs into small pieces and put them aside.

Separate the pork belly and front and rear leg meat, cut them into pieces and put them in the freezer.

At noon, Yu Huifei cut the tenderloin into slices and deep-fried it into a small pot of pot-roasted pork.

Cut large pieces of pork belly, take out a piece of sauerkraut, and the pork stew with sauerkraut is ready in one pot!

Then the whole family sat in the yard and started eating and drinking.

It was also the first time for Hera to sit among people and have a formal meal!

Hera seemed a little at a loss.

Although, on Mount Olympus, everyone often prepares various parties.

Even the gods on Mount Olympus sometimes held a banquet for ten days and a half.

After all, they do not work, and all their food is provided by believers.

They don't eat or drink every day and have nothing to do.

Although the dinner parties there are not strictly hierarchical, they still have to pay attention to the hierarchy.

When eating, I am still somewhat reserved.

Especially her role as the goddess of the world, she is naturally very particular about it.

Seeing her like this, Yu Huifei smiled and kindly reminded: "In our family, no one has to let anyone eat. If you continue to hold the shelf, then just hold it. If you wake up hungry in the middle of the night, don't blame me.

Didn't remind you."

Hera was stunned, what did this mean?

But she immediately remembered the scene of eating porridge in the morning. A bowl of gruel was snatched like that, and now this delicious pot...

"The pot is boiling!" As the Cowherd opened the lid of the pot, pairs of chopsticks quickly inserted into the pot, and large pieces of meat were picked up and put into the boy's bowl.

In the blink of an eye, half the pot of pork belly was gone!

Hera came to her senses. She had been exposed to chopsticks in the past two days, and with the goddess system, she learned it very quickly.

However, others move faster!

I saw the Cowherd pick up pieces of fat and thin pork belly, put them into the garlic bowl and stirred with the soy sauce. Five or six pieces of pork belly were sandwiched together by him, and then he stuffed it into his mouth and took a big bite.

Rice. After opening and closing the big mouth a few times, he swallowed it and started after the second round.

The cow head is faster. This thing is originally a cow head, and its mouth is much bigger than ordinary people. If you open a small bowl of meat with a big mouth, pour it in, and three or five mouthfuls will be gone.

Horse noodles are almost the same...

On the contrary, Bai Wuchang was a little slow. He had no choice but to put away his tongue. He couldn't close his mouth and couldn't chew. So he put away his tongue. There was a big roll of tongue taking up space in his mouth.

But he is very fast. One piece of meat at a time, while others take one bite, he takes two or three bites...

Hei Wuchang is not slow anymore.

Among everyone, only Yu Huifei and Cui Jue behaved more politely. They ate slowly, but half a bowl of meat was filled in the bowl in advance. As the saying goes, they have the goods in hand and don't feel panic.

Of course, among all the people, Ksitigarbha is the most polite.

Because he doesn't eat meat at all, he is squatting alone in a corner eating pickled vegetables and eating rice. He looks a little pitiful.

As for the Roaring Sky Dog, this guy has his own big washbasin. He filled half of the basin in advance so there is no need to come up and grab it.

Therefore, no matter how fast Hera learns, by the time she learns to pick things up, half of the meat will have gone down.

When she tried hard to pick up a piece of meat, she sadly discovered that the meat was cooked just right. If she applied too little force, it would slip, and if she applied too much force, it would break!


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