Yu Huifei moved closer to Hei Wuchang: "You won't help?"
Hei Wuchang said calmly: "It's enough for the judge to beat him by himself. If I do it again, I'm afraid I'll beat him to death."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while and thought to himself: Are these really good brothers? MMP!
Later, Yu Huifei also understood that although Cui Jue's attack was not light, it was very serious. He did not really want to pierce Bai Wuchang, but he was just playing around.
At this time Niutou came over and said: "Don't worry, this is our unique way of greeting in the underworld. Just get used to it..."
Yu Huifei chuckled: "Try not to say hello to me from now on."
Niutou: "..."
After the fuss, Cui Jue was tired and sat down with Bai Wuchang.
Everyone sat down one after another. The five members of the Underworld group all knew each other, so naturally there was no need for introductions.
As for Yu Huifei, Cui Jue had heard Yu Huifei's name before coming here, so he knew him.
Yu Huifei asked curiously: "Judge Cui, I heard that you control the book of life and death and the judge's pen. Do you know whose life span is the same?"
When Cui Jue heard this, he raised his head slightly and said proudly: "I know a little bit."
Yu Huifei knew that this guy should know everything, otherwise he wouldn't have said that. Then he leaned forward and said flatteringly: "Then tell me, how many years do I have left in my life? I can live to be one hundred and twenty years old.
...Forget it, I don’t have to live that long. I can just live to be seventy years old..."
Judge Cui heard this and laughed loudly and said: "Xiaoyu, you have become an immortal now and have been removed from the book of life and death long ago. You are now in a state of immortality. As long as you are not killed by others, you can live forever."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he exclaimed: "Am I immortal?"
This was a loud voice, and I regretted it after calling Yu Huifei.
Sure enough, someone outside shouted: "Brother, what kind of food is this? How much do you drink? Are you still alive?"
Someone then laughed and said: "Give me a bottle of Erguotou, I will be the Jade Emperor, Aiqing will lead the way!"
"roll!"
…
Yu Huifei wiped his nose in embarrassment and said, "Everyone, modern people don't care about those things."
Cui Jue smiled and said: "We are working in the underworld, so no one has seen us. It's not surprising!"
Yu Huifei also breathed a sigh of relief, then wrote down two names and said: "Look, these are my parents, how are their longevity?"
Cui Jue glanced at it, then shook his head and said: "Xiaoyu, you are now an immortal. You should understand that all walks of life have rules. Our rules are that the secrets cannot be leaked. You are an immortal, and immortals live forever. This is not a secret.
So I can say.
But if you ask ordinary people, it’s a secret.”
When Yu Huifei heard the words, he was speechless for a while.
In his life, he had no big worries. His only concern was his parents who were far away in the countryside.
Care about the health and longevity of the two elders.
At this time Cui Jue laughed and said: "Xiaoyu, have you ever thought about the purpose of asking Yang Shou?"
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment, then thought for a moment and said, "I'm worried about my elder brother's health."
Cui Jue continued to ask: "What should you do if the two old men don't have much life left?"
Yu Huifei said: "Then naturally I will go back to accompany them."
Cui Jue laughed loudly when he heard this, knocked Yu Huifei on the head and said: "Since we have to fulfill our filial piety, why do we have to wait until they are young to live long before going back? Can't we take advantage of them when they have a lot of money?"
When you have time, should you spend time with them?"
Hearing this, Yu Huifei was stunned.
Then Yu Huifei stood up and bowed to Cui Jue and said, "Thank you sir for your advice. You are right. I should go back and spend time with them."
Cui Jue nodded and said: "Life is short, only a hundred years.
Even if you are with me every day, when you leave, you will feel that the time together is too short.
Many people just can't figure it out. If they don't accompany you on a daily basis and they go away and cry, what's the point?"
Yu Huifei nodded...
The horse on the side said: "Xiaoyu, are you afraid that you can't leave? As the director of the Labor Reform Bureau, you are still at the lowest level. I'm afraid you don't have much time to ask for leave, right?"
Yu Huifei immediately ran up to the third floor, found the old book and flipped through it, then his face turned dark.
Because the book says, red robe, holiday one day a year.
In other words, with his current authority level, he can only leave the ninth floor for one day per year!
If time goes by, a violation will occur, and when the time comes, divine punishment will come.
Yu Huifei continued to read and muttered: "I can't leave, so I'll take my second brother over."
It turned out that it read: "Red robe, only outsiders are allowed to stay for a maximum of three days!"
When Yu Huifei saw it, he was so angry that he wanted to lift the table. This won't work, that won't work either, what nonsense!
Yu Huifei came over, patted Yu Huifei and said: "Rules are dead, people are alive. Your current dilemma is very simple, just work hard to increase your authority."
Yu Huifei continued to look through the book in his hand, and later mentioned the issue of privilege escalation.
The simplest is merit plus merit.
Merit is to manage the ninth floor well without causing trouble. Then if you transform a ghost and god, you can get some merit.
Even if nothing happens for a month, you can still get an extra point of merit.
Once you have accumulated one hundred merit points or collected three thousand merit points, you can upgrade your permissions.
Merit means doing good deeds, and you can get corresponding merit by doing good deeds. The specific amount of merit will vary depending on the matter.
At the same time, there is an important item marked in red letters at the end: "Attention, you represent the ninth floor, which represents the majesty of Heaven. You must not do anything to damage the majesty of Heaven. If it damages the image of Heaven, your merit or deducted
If all your merits are negative, you will be sent to heaven!"
When Yu Huifei saw it, he was immediately frightened. There was still a risk!
Suddenly, Yu Huifei had the idea of giving up, but it immediately turned into the idea of scolding Lu Ya, and then he scolded him.
After scolding the eighteenth generation of Lu Ya's ancestors for ten minutes, Yu Huifei sat there dejectedly and said: "I can't survive this day."
Hearing this, Cui Jue smiled slightly and said, "Life is like rape. You can't resist, so why don't you enjoy it?"
Yu Huifei glared at Yu Huifei and said: "Sir, can we be more polite when we use metaphors? You are also a literati after all."
Hearing this, Bai Wuchang quickly rolled up his tongue and stuffed it into his mouth, humming: "Is he a scholar? Bah! Have you ever seen a scholar who stabs someone's butt with a pen? The key is still going in and out, it's not a thing
Got it!"
Cui Jue said proudly: "Why haven't you seen it before? I am a Han Confucian!
During the Han Dynasty, I could wield a sword. If I couldn't explain the truth to you, I would draw my sword and fight. If you died, I would reason with your corpse."
Hearing this, Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, but thinking about it carefully, it seemed that the literati of the Han Dynasty were indeed fierce.
That is definitely a master who can rule the world with his literary skills and create a country with his military skills. He is a powerful force.
Thinking that a man of letters in the Han Dynasty could spend his whole life, Yu Huifei felt a surge of pride in his heart. He stood up and said, "I don't believe it. I, Yu Huifei, would be framed to death by such restrictions!"
Seeing Yu Huifei like this, everyone also laughed.
Niu Tou said: "Xiaoyu, is there any wine? How about we have two drinks?"