At night, Yu Huifei didn't sleep at all. He squatted there and looked at the clock on his mobile phone, counting the minutes and seconds.
Xiulin Village is a village after all. Although there is nightlife, there is a cemetery here after all. No matter how interesting it is, no one wants to wander on the street at night.
After ten o'clock in the evening, there is basically no one on the streets.
However, Yu Huifei did not plan to go out at ten o'clock, but waited silently...
When it was twelve o'clock, Yu Huifei jumped up and immediately ran to the black and white Wuchang room, knocking on the door with a loud bang.
Yu Huifei is not afraid of scaring the two of them. After all...these two guys can't sleep at all!
As the underworld gods, they have always been active during the day and out at night. After coming here, the opposite has happened. The two of them, Niutou and the others are now in a state of jet lag. They feel sleepy during the day and energetic at night, and their eyes are like big light bulbs.
of.
If it weren't for Yu Huifei's restrictions, they would have planned to go door to door at night...
Yu Huifei looked at the two of them and smiled: "How about I find you some work?"
"What kind of work?" The two of them became excited when they heard that they had something to do.
Yu Huifei whispered something into his ears, and their eyes began to shine!
Then Hei Wuchang turned around and started rummaging through the boxes...
Yu Huifei said: "What are you doing?"
Hei Wuchang said: "Look for my soul-enchanting chain, and it will wear through Ya's pipa bones!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, there were black lines all over his forehead...
Turning around again, I found that Bai Wuchang had also begun to rummage through the cabinets.
"What are you doing again?"
"Find my mourning stick and hit him until his brains explode!"
Yu Huifei rubbed his brows and said: "Brother, I asked you to scare people, but I didn't ask you to kill people!
If we really kill people, do we need you?
Will it be over if I do it by myself?
Besides, he wouldn't be punished until death.
Just scare him, let him know that there is a god above his head, no matter whether he is doing business or being a human being, just stop being such a jerk."
Black and white looked at each other, then continued to stir.
After a while, Bai Wuchang stood in front of Yu Huifei with a mourning stick in his hand.
"Do you really want to punish him to death?" Yu Huifei said speechlessly for a while.
The two shook their heads: "Don't worry, you said you won't kill him, and we will definitely not kill him. We are just trying to scare him, but... without this equipment, even if we show up, we will still be lacking in integrity." Hei Wuchang
road.
Yu Huifei thought about it, and this was also the case.
Then Yu Huifei opened the door and let the two of them out.
Xiulin Village is not big to begin with. There are more than 300 households in Quan Village, and there are only more than 1,000 households including outsiders!
Yu Huifei had already asked about Fatty Xu's home during the day.
Yu Huifei brought Black and White Wuchang to the door of Fatty Xu's house and said, "Can you two do it? After all, you have no power now, and your body can't pass through the wall."
Bai Wuchang chuckled and said: "Don't worry, it's just us two brothers, let alone we have any means. Even if we don't have any means, just jump in like this, he will be scared to tears!"
Yu Huifei looked at the ferocious faces of these two guys. One had pale skin and his tongue almost hung down to his navel. Could this not be scary?
The other one is even more terrifying. He is not tall, but has a green face and fangs, which makes him terrified just by looking at him!
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly lit up, and he took out the old flashlight his grandfather used to patrol the cemetery from his pocket and gave it to Hei Wuchang.
Hei Wuchang said: "What are you doing? Who are you looking down on? We brothers are engaged in nightlife!
No matter how dark it is, we can see clearly and there is no need for this."
The two of them are often active in the human world, so they know some basic electrical appliances, black and white, and impermanence.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Who said it was lighting for you? Come on, look at it."
Yu Huifei took the flashlight and suddenly pointed behind the two of them: "Here comes the bull head!"
Black and White Wuchang looked back subconsciously and heard a crisp sound behind him.
The two of them looked back and saw a grimace appearing in front of them!
"ah!"
Black and White Wuchang was so frightened that he screamed less.
But this is not a frightened scream, but an excited wolf howl!
Bai Wuchang immediately picked up the mourning stick in his hand and hit Yu Huifei on the head!
Oh my god...!
Yu Huifei screamed, covered his head and squatted on the ground. His tears couldn't stop flowing out. It was so painful!
Yu Huifei covered his head and said, "I am Cao, why are you still beating people when you are afraid?"
Bai Wuchang looked at Yu Huifei on the ground, took back the wail stick in embarrassment and said: "Sorry, I thought it was an evil ghost, so I subconsciously took action."
Hei Wuchang looked at the soul chain in his hand, coughed dryly and said, "Just be satisfied, I almost pierced your pipa bone."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was about to cry without tears... But what could he say?
This is like shooting yourself in the foot.
At this time, Hei Wuchang picked up the flashlight on the ground, looked at it and said, "Xiaoyu, what did you just do? It's quite scary?"
Yu Huifei took the flashlight and put it on his chin, turned on the switch...
Bang!
"Nima...why are you still beating me?"
Yu Huifei squatted on the ground, rubbing the two big bumps on his head, almost crying!
Bai Wuchang said embarrassedly: "This... I have formed a habit over the years and it is difficult to change. When I see a ghost, I want to take action... Sometimes my hands are faster than my brain. It is considered an occupational disease."
Yu Huifei glanced at Hei Wuchang, and he saw that this fellow had indeed picked up the soul-locking chain. The hook on it was shiny black, and Yu Huifei felt chills all over when he saw it.
"Okay, okay... take the flashlight. Just know how to use it... I'm sorry, please stay away from me."
Yu Huifei stepped back.
"No, I haven't understood it yet. How about you demonstrate it again?" Hei Wuchang shouted.
"Get out!" Yu Huifei couldn't help scolding his mother.
The two of them had no choice but to turn around and squat on the ground.
Yu Huifei asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
Bai Wuchang said: "You don't understand this. Are you trying to scare people? Get some props."
Yu Huifei was also puzzled when he saw the two of them found two round stones and kicked them into their pockets.
But he didn't ask any more questions, and watched the two of them climb over the one-meter-high wall, and then got into Fatty Xu's house.
Yu Huifei muttered: "I wish you good luck, you fat man!"
Fatty Xu didn’t sleep even while lying on the bed...
Fatty Xu's wife divorced him a few years ago because Fatty Xu stole from someone else, and now Fatty Xu lives alone at home.
At night, he couldn't sleep, so he lay on the bed, playing with his mobile phone, muttering: "You brat, how dare you cheat me? Later, grandpa will reward you with two buckets of shit. Do you still want your business to prosper? I'll let you
It will be infamy for eternity!"
At the same time, the fat man was chatting quickly with a person on his mobile phone: "Yes, it's this store. Give me bad reviews! You can make up the content as you like... OK, I'll call you the money later."