Seeing this, Fatty Xu was about to cry. He looked back at his home, and he was a little afraid to go in. He always felt that the house was gloomy.
As for the black and white impermanence, they went home and went to bed early.
They are energetic at night but still sleepy during the day.
Yu Huifei was sitting in front of his house, on the stone arch bridge, feeling refreshed. He had been thinking about it for two days.
Fatty Xu should be about the same...
However, what surprised Yu Huifei was that Fatty Xu did not come. Instead, he saw Fatty Xu buying some more yellow talismans from a distance and passing by. From a distance, Fatty Xu stared at a pair of tired, red bloodshot eyes.
He glared at Yu Huifei fiercely, as if to say: "I'm not afraid of you!"
Yu Huifei grinned and said, "Oh... you are quite stubborn!"
At nightfall, Black and White Wuchang set out again after eating and drinking.
But today, after the two of them saw the situation at Fatty Xu's house, their heads were a little buzzing.
I saw that from the first floor to the second floor of Fatty Xu’s house, all the places where people could enter and exit were covered with yellow talismans!
What's even more outrageous is that there are a lot of surveillance cameras installed around!
These surveillances covered Fatty Xu's home with almost no blind spots.
Yu Huifei said: "This... is hard to do."
Bai Wuchang smiled and said: "Nothing!"
Hei Wuchang said with great pride: "This thing is good at guarding against the Bull-headed Horse-faced people, but it is useless against us. We have been seducing people for so many years, what kind of human high-tech has not been seen? Who has not seen it?
This technology seems to have no blind spots, but in fact it is ridiculously crude.”
After saying that, Hei Wuchang walked to Fatty Xu's house, found the electric switch, and then gently pulled it...
Click!
Bai Wuchang spread his hands and said, "Look, how simple it is."
Yu Huifei was sweating violently on his head. He was still thinking about how to get in, but he forgot that there was almost a shared electric switch in the village!
These switches are right outside, and although they are quite high, they can be done easily by these two non-human guys.
After a while, I heard endless screams in the house...
Yu Huifei grinned and said: "Good night..."
After saying that, Yu Huifei whistled and strolled home.
By the way, Fatty Xu is really going crazy today!
He almost spent all the cash in his hand and bought many surveillance cameras. He sat in front of the surveillance cameras and stared at his yard the whole time. He firmly believed that there were no ghosts in the world, and it must be haunted by someone.
However, I never saw anyone coming in on the screen, but...
There was a power outage at his house!
Fatty Xu is also a ruthless person, otherwise he would not have been able to persist for two days, and he would have persisted for the third day.
He gritted his teeth, lay down on the bed, covered himself with a quilt, and chose to sleep very bachelorly!
Since you can't hide, you might as well resist!
Ta la la la...
The sound of marbles came from upstairs.
Fatty Xu's body trembled...
Dong dong dong...
Upstairs, footsteps were walking back and forth, as if someone was stamping their feet hard upstairs...
But the most terrifying thing was that the footsteps gradually came to the stairs on the second floor.
Fatty Xu's muscles all over his body subconsciously tightened, and he shrank tightly, praying silently: "Don't come over, don't come over, you can't see me, you can't see me..."
But the footsteps began to hit the stairs, walking step by step from the second floor to the first floor, and the sound became louder and louder!
Finally stopped at the door of his bedroom!
Boom, boom, boom!
There's a knock on the door!
Fatty Xu was so frightened that he almost screamed...
"Dong dong dong!"
The knocking on the door continues...
Fatty Xu still didn't dare to speak out.
"Xiao Xu, open the door, I'm here to see you." A hoarse and old voice came.
When Fatty Xu heard this, he cried on the spot... and said in a tearful tone: "Mr. Yu, please, please let me go. I know I'm wrong. Isn't that okay?"
"You said the same two days ago, but look what you did. A bunch of useless yellow paper charms, and black dog blood on the door. Are you... trying to scare me?"
The old man's voice came.
When Fatty Xu heard this, he quickly got up, knelt on the ground and kowtowed, shouting: "Old man, I was wrong, I was wrong! I really know I was wrong! Just let me go?"
As a result, there was no movement outside the door.
Fatty Xu tilted his ears and listened hard, but there was still no movement.
"Did he leave?" Fatty Xu guessed in his mind, and his nerves relaxed a little.
Fatty Xu didn't dare to open the door, but retreated back to the bed again.
Since there was no movement, Fatty Xu closed his eyes and tried to sleep. He firmly believed that as long as he fell asleep, it would be dawn when he woke up, and everything would be over.
However, at this moment, through the wall, he vaguely heard someone chatting.
"He cried?"
"Crying..."
"I'm crying, the salt is leaking, the taste is a bit bad, let's stew it and eat it."
"I think it tastes better fried. The fat meat on his body should taste good."
"Then I want ribs."
"I want hind leg meat..."
Fatty Xu couldn't sleep at all...
That night, he heard something moving in the kitchen outside the door. Someone seemed to be cooking a pot!
The sound of gas clicking sounded, as if someone was about to cook in the kitchen!
Fatty Xu was so frightened that his soul almost flew out. He found more yellow talismans and stuck them all over the house. He firmly believed that the ghost did not come in because there were many yellow talismans posted on the Tianmen.
And outside...
In the kitchen...
Yu Huifei, Niutou, Mamian, Black and White Wuchang, Huangpi Gourd, Cui Jue and others are all here!
As if they were back at home, the guys were rummaging through Fatty Xu's refrigerator one by one.
Especially when they saw the half of ribs, the eyes of several guys turned red!
Without saying anything, he just boiled the water and started boiling it.
Yu Huifei also showed off his cooking skills to them, braised pork ribs, steamed pork ribs, minced garlic pork ribs, pork ribs stewed with potatoes, all in one big plate!
Stir-fried pork with green peppers and stir-fried pork with carrots are two big plates!
Then I fried some vegetables, a plate of peanuts, and a small pot of cucumbers.
However, Yu Huifei did not allow them to drink. The scene after the last drinking session was still vivid in Yu Huifei's mind.
In addition, Cui Jue has also seen Bai Wuchang's behavior after drinking. One is the judge of the underworld, and the other is the director of the labor reform bureau.
The two spoke at the same time, but they were stunned by the four drunkards who drank extremely rubbish and did not dare to drink.
But they waste a lot of juice, drinks and so on!
In order to ensure that Fatty Xu would not come out to disturb everyone's enjoyment, therefore, the black and white impermanence, the bull's head and the horse's face, and even the big eyes would go to the windows and doors of Fatty Xu's house from time to time, wandering around.
Just like that, Fatty Xu was trembling in fear in the house, fearing that someone would break in and drag him out to stew.
In the restaurant, Yu Huifei and others feasted on the meal, eating extremely heartily!
PS: A friend recommended Chun Zhen's new book "My Teacher is So Bad". It's the same teacher from that college, but a different one.
I asked the editor today, it should be that the contract status will be changed today.