"Why is Lao Hei so happy today?" Cowherd, who had just gotten up, rubbed his face and asked.
Bai Wuchang chuckled and said: "This guy has suggested burying people so many times, but Xiaoyu has rejected them all. This time he can finally bury people, how can he not be happy?"
Everyone was dumbfounded. Thinking about it carefully, this is really the case.
But the glance in the tree just looked on with cold eyes and didn't say a word.
Hei Wuchang dug the hole very quickly, and by noon, he had already dragged the person away.
He watched the whole thing and still didn't say a word.
At night, the wind from the mountains blows out, bringing a slight chill.
The leaves of the old elm tree rustled, and in my sleep, I vaguely heard someone chatting.
When I looked down, I saw two night owls, Black and White, chatting there.
A gust of wind blew by and she woke up a little, but she didn't dare to move and chose to continue pretending to be faint.
At the same time, she squinted at the two people below, hoping to hear some useful news.
Bai Wuchang asked in surprise: "Really? The Eighteenth Level of Hell has really been reformed?"
Hei Wuchang said: "Of course it's true, the hornet said it himself. You drank too much and fell asleep yesterday, so you didn't hear it."
Bai Wuchang said: "The eighteen levels of hell are so miserable, why should we change it?"
Hei Wuchang said: "What should I say? The Emperor is probably tired of it and wants to try something new."
Bai Wuchang asked curiously: "Then...what changes have there been?"
Hei Wuchang smiled and said: "Well, actually there is not much change. Put it in the oil pan or put it in the oil pan, it just needs to be coated with a layer of bread crumbs before putting it in the oil pan."
Bai Wuchang said in astonishment: "I'm a KFC?"
Hei Wuchang said: "That's more or less what it means... I heard that the taste was very fragrant, and many of the little ghosts doing the experiment were so greedy that they cried. If it weren't for the fear of being sentenced, I guess all those evil ghosts would have been eaten."
Bai Wuchang clicked his tongue and said in wonder: "Damn, this... Nima... I want to try it."
Hei Wuchang smiled and said: "This is nothing, the most awesome thing is the Daoshan reform."
Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang suspiciously.
Hei Wuchang said: "You also know that the knives on the knife mountain are extremely sharp. Basically, the evil spirits were cut into pieces before they could climb up."
Bai Wuchang nodded in approval.
Hei Wuchang said: "Those who cut into slices will fall directly into the iceberg hell, where they will sprinkle some dipping sauce mixed with mustard, oops... tsk tsk..."
"Is this...is this sashimi?" Bai Wuchang said in astonishment.
Hei Wuchang said: "That's it."
Bai Wuchang was speechless for a while and said: "Then what has changed to the tongue-pulling hell?"
“Have you ever eaten spicy duck tongue?”
"Where's the scissor hell?"
"Pickled chicken feet in vinegar!"
"Iron Tree Hell?"
“Xuanhua ham!”
"Steamer Land...well, this goes without saying, I understand. What has happened to Chunjiu Hell?"
"Pepper-preserved eggs."
…
The two were chatting, and every time Bai Wuchang said the name of hell, for Hei Wuchang it became the name of a dish.
The person hanging on the tree is creepy.
She is not afraid of killing people with no more than a nod. People in her profession cannot be afraid of death. But what happens after death?
The reason she wasn't afraid before was because she thought the situation after her death was clear and she was mentally prepared.
But now it seems that this hell is a real hell, not only physically tortured, but also mentally tortured... This is simply too much.
At this moment, Yu Huifei came and asked, "Are you awake?"
Hei Wuchang said: "No."
Yu Huifei said: "She sleeps so soundly, is she a dead pig? Go get some ants, caterpillars and the like and put them on her body. Don't let her sleep too soundly."
"Sure!" Hei Wuchang ran out immediately.
After hearing this, he suddenly opened his eyes and cursed angrily: "Yu Huifei, are you still a human being?"
Yu Huifei said confidently: "Why am I not a human being? We are in a hostile relationship. Logically speaking, you are going to kill me. If I catch you, the worst you can do is breed to our big wild boar. What's the result? I'm not just a human being.
Hanging you up? I didn't do anything excessive.
But if you want to sleep comfortably here, that’s not possible.”
At this time, Hei Wuchang got a big ball of caterpillars from somewhere and ran over, saying happily: "Come on, come on, try this! The colorful hairs are fun to look at."
Bai Wuchang said: "How about I get her another snake?"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him: "That's too much. You might as well get a mouse as a snake."
Bai Wuchang said: "Snake eats mice, it will definitely be lively if they are put together."
Then the three of them hit it off immediately, Bai Wuchang caught the snake, and Hei Wuchang went to catch the mouse.
Yu Huifei took the caterpillars, brought them in front of him, and placed them one by one on his body.
"Don't be afraid. This thing is not poisonous, but it is a bit disgusting." Yu Huifei said.
He closed his eyes and remained silent, but his body shook from time to time. It was obvious that the insect had a great impact on the woman.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "What exactly do you want to know?"
Yu Huifei said: "I just want to know something, something I don't know."
Li opened his eyes and looked at Yu Huifei and said: "I say it's okay, but... you are not allowed to interfere with my death."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he laughed: "It depends on what you are talking about. If what you say is useless, we will have no place to vent our anger. When you were alive, due to the laws of the world, we
Don’t go too far, but after death, it will be our chassis.”
Staring at Yu Huifei, he finally said: "I've definitely said most of the things. Let me be blunt, my immediate boss, the master of the library, is recovering from gluttony!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and at the same time his heart tightened, and he asked: "Where is it?"
He said: "Do you really think we are here to kill you and declare a challenge? Do you think we ordinary people can be your opponents?"
Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and said, "Are you here to delay time?"
He smiled and said, "Yes, one learns from every experience. You have ruined our plans twice in a row. We cannot give you more opportunities."
Yu Huifei looked at it and said, "Then why did you say it again? Wouldn't it be better to delay it for a while?"
Bi turned his head and said calmly: "I want to have some dignity after death, and I don't want to be like what they say."
Yu Huifei scratched his head, looked back at me, who had caught a snake, and the other a mouse, and asked, "What did you just say?"
Hei Wuchang scratched his head and said, "I didn't say anything, it was just the underworld reform. What's going on?"
Yu Huifei was stunned, then pulled Hei Wuchang aside and asked for details.
"Is the person in charge of the reform a cook?" Yu Huifei asked.
Hei Wuchang scratched his head and said: "I heard that one of the apprentices of the God of Cookery came down to experience the suffering of all living beings. However, he did not experience other sufferings. Instead, he felt extremely sad because he felt that the underworld was seriously wasting food. After returning to Heaven, he followed him to Lingxiao.
Baodian cried, made trouble, and hanged himself.
Finally the Jade Emperor asked him to come down and try...