Hearing everyone's questions, the rabbit grinned and said: "Didn't you say that all the twelve zodiac signs are coming to labor camps? If your rabbit didn't come, I would come. Well, it's almost time. Let's close the door."
After saying that, the rabbit strolled in.
The monkey shouted: "Qin Shou, where is our rabbit?"
Fat Rabbit spread his hands and said, "I don't know... I guess, um, maybe, uh... I have a stomachache."
It's time to talk.
The scene outside the gate gradually faded and returned to the scene on earth. In other words, this time the gate to the lower world was completely closed.
Just when Fat Rabbit and a group of people were staring at each other.
In the fairy world, a rabbit held a pile of toilet paper and ran while shouting: "Don't close the door, sir, who sprinkled laxatives on my carrot? Don't close the door!"
Bang, the door closed.
Earth, New Ninth Floor.
The fat rabbit didn't show up, just pushed the cow's head aside with his ass, then picked up the barbecue on the fire and ate it. While eating, he muttered: "Who roasted it? It tastes really bad..."
Everyone's faces were darkened, and they said in their hearts: "Damn, you're a freeloader, and you're still so picky!"
On the other side, a group of people gave Yu Huifei some knowledge about the rabbit.
The fat rabbit in front of me is not the rabbit in the Chinese zodiac, but the rabbit on the moon, named Qin Shou.
However, this is not the Jade Rabbit.
It is a creature that has lived from the previous world to the present and is at the same level as Hongjun. However, this creature ate the world he created, causing the destruction of that world and its return to chaos.
Later, Pangu opened the sky and created this world.
This rabbit also changed his ways and stopped eating the world. The price was that his strength shrank rapidly, almost like that of an ordinary rabbit, and after experiencing some things, he was exiled to the moon where birds do not shit.
However, this guy is physically strong, has good teeth and is said to have a good stomach that cannot digest anything in the world.
If you offend this guy, you can completely destroy this world again and eat it clean.
In fact, there had been a world-ending crisis before, and it was this rabbit who stood up at the critical moment, reversed the situation, and saved the world.
In addition, he was of a very high rank, so all the gods and Buddhas in the sky had to call him Lord Rabbit and Lord Patriarch.
When the rabbit was on the moon, eating osmanthus trees every day to make a living, Chang'e happened to fly up, and one person and one rabbit depended on each other from then on. Later, the rabbit fell into the mortal world for various reasons and could not go back.
In order to relieve Chang'e's boredom, the Jade Emperor sent a female rabbit spirit, which was the Jade Rabbit.
Of course, what the fat rabbit in front of you is really famous for is that he is unreliable, born a bitch, and has a bastard personality that can deceive one after another.
And because his status was so high that no one could offend him, everyone could only hold their noses and admit it. In line with the principle of hiding from those who can't be offended, everyone hid in various ways.
Therefore, this rabbit is called the top scourge that surpasses the four ferocious beasts and is the strongest troublemaker in the three realms.
Now that this scourge has escaped, no matter whether it is the twelve zodiac signs, or people such as bull heads, horse faces, etc., they all have one head and two big heads!
Looking at the expressions of these guys, Yu Huifei felt that his head was going to explode.
At this moment, the rabbit overturned all the meat leaning on the fire in front of him and cursed: "Is this edible? Is this for human consumption?"
When Yu Huifei saw this, he was quite annoyed and his eyes flashed fiercely.
Others are afraid of this rabbit, but he is not!
He didn't believe it. A rabbit that had been chopped off by a knife was still a rabbit no matter how awesome it was!
If you cooperate, I will treat you as a grandpa. If you don’t cooperate, I will roast you today!
Just as he was about to take action, he saw the rabbit taking out a bag from nowhere and pulling out the leg of an unknown animal, which was two meters long!
As soon as the thigh was put on the fire, it was slightly roasted by the fire, and a unique fragrance suddenly spread out.
Yu Huifei smelled it and felt his mouth was full of fluids and his stomach growled. He subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva and thought to himself: "Oh my God, what kind of meat is this? This is too fragrant!"
Niutou's eyes lit up and he said, "Master Rabbit, what are you doing?"
Rabbit yawned and said, "I came in a hurry and didn't bring anything good. This is Pegasus hind leg meat. I asked for it when I went to Tianhe Navy a while ago... ahem, I asked for it."
Niu Tou and others obviously know the character of this rabbit and know that this thing is definitely not wanted and is 100% smooth.
But no one cared about it anymore. After all, this rabbit can do anything. It's a trivial matter to follow a horse's leg.
Gululu...
Everyone smelled the fragrance, their stomachs were churning, and they were all hungry.
Cui Jue said: "Master Rabbit, are you doing this dry roasting?"
Rabbit rolled his eyes at him and said, "Who are you looking down on?"
While talking, Rabbit took out another bag, grabbed various top-quality condiments from it, and applied them to the lamb legs.
Yu Huifei had never seen those condiments, but he had been in the kitchen, and just by smelling the condiments, he knew that these were the best condiments!
Yu Huifei came up and asked: "Rabbit, this... what kind of condiments are these?"
Cui Jue said: "One of his teachers is the God of Cookery. Is this a condiment that only the God of Cookery has?"
Rabbit ignored Cui Jue, glanced at Yu Huifei, and suddenly laughed. Regardless of the horse's leg that day, he jumped directly to Yu Huifei, pulled Yu Huifei there and asked slyly:
"Do you want to know what they are exactly?"
Yu Huifei nodded.
Rabbit looked around and said slyly: "How about this, you answer a question for me and I answer a question for you?"
Yu Huifei nodded, indicating that there was no problem.
Rabbit said: "Well, is Caoliu still open? It hasn't been swept, has it?"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was immediately confused. Is this rabbit even covered in grass? Your brother-in-law’s, is this a big white rabbit? Is it yellow?
Seeing that Yu Huifei was in a daze, Rabbit patted his head and said: "Let me introduce you formally, my name is Qin Shou. I passed through here, but...well, I seem to be a rabbit originally. It's very complicated anyway. These are not
What's important, what's important is that I have lived here for twenty years, and I was a Caoliu VIP at the time.
I’ve been out for many years, and I don’t know if my account is still there…”
Only then did Yu Huifei realize that the guy in front of him turned out to be his fellow countryman.
As for other things, he didn't think about it anymore. He squatted down and handed over his phone: "To be honest, I still don't have the exact URL of Caoliu, but I have a particularly good website here. Do you want to try it?
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"Don't talk about those useless things, you download it, I'll go barbecue, and we will drink and eat meat later!" Rabbit laughed, and after saying that, he ran over to barbecue.