The zodiac snake rolled his eyes at him: "I have no hands."
Zodiac Rat: “@#……”
When Yu Huifei saw that no one was paying attention to him, he was not discouraged and continued to shout: "Brothers, someone wants to compete with us for the back seat. Can you agree to this?"
"There's a rush, there's a rush..."
There is still the sound of playing mahjong in the yard.
Pig people also don’t forget to shout: “Poor!”
Yu Huifei narrowed his eyes and shouted: "If you still play mahjong, your house will be robbed soon!"
Hearing this, the sound of playing mahjong stopped instantly.
The zodiac monkey casually slapped a piece of mahjong on the table, smashed it into pieces, and said angrily: "Who dares to rob our house?"
Yu Huifei saw that everyone finally started to pay attention to this matter, so he told the whole story.
After finishing speaking, Yu Huifei encouraged: "Brothers, everyone must understand the stakes. If the new ninth floor is taken over, you will have no choice but to go with us to the old ninth floor. Then eight people will share a room.
, don’t be too crowded, after a while the Thirty-six Tiangang and the Seventy-two Earthly Demons will come down, we can be even more crowded!”
Bang!
The always good-tempered Zodiac Pig slapped the table and stood up: "Grandma, you bullied people too much. Brothers copied this guy, what the fuck!"
The zodiac rat raised his hands desperately and said: "Count me in, count me in!"
Then he turned around and slapped the zodiac snake again: "Stop talking, I'm going to fight."
The zodiac snake rolled his eyes at him and said: "You? Haha..."
The old man with the zodiac sign of the rat blushed and shouted: "I...I can ask my younger brothers to be scouts!"
What else did the zodiac snake want to say? The zodiac cow said: "Old snake, let him go, it's more important to do business."
The zodiac horse is an old horse. He is usually not interested in anything, but now he raises his head: "Is it because I can't lift the knife, or has the world changed? Does anyone dare to rob our house?"
After all, we are new to the Chinese zodiac. In our hearts, everyone does not focus on Yu Huifei. We are friends with Yu Huifei, so we all have our own ideas.
But things are different with Bull Head and Horse Face, Black and White Wuchang, they are close buddies with Yu Huifei.
And I have been here for a long time, so I know that there are many things in the world, and I can't just have my own way.
So Niutou knocked on the table, put on sunglasses, raised his head, and shouted like a gangster: "Xiaoyu, what are we going to do about this? Just say something."
Bai Wuchang also said: "Xiaoyu, tell me, we will do whatever you want."
Finally, someone came to talk to him. Yu Huifei glanced at Niutou and Bai Wuchang gratefully, beckoned and said, "Brothers, look here!"
A group of guys looked over one after another.
Yu Huifei said: "We are in the mortal world after all, and sometimes we can't let go and make noise. Don't stare, this is not what I said, this is what the Jade Emperor said."
Pulling out the banner of the Jade Emperor, the twelve zodiac signs have become much more honest.
Yu Huifei wanted to say something else, but then he realized that there were few people here!
So he asked: "Hey, where is the zodiac sign Dog?"
Everyone looked towards the backyard. Yu Huifei looked beyond the house in front and saw the big tree in the backyard. The big tree trembled... It felt like it was being pecked by a huge woodpecker.
Yu Huifei's heart moved and he said, "I can't do it!"
Yu Huifei walked over and everyone was dumbfounded!
I saw a brown teddy trapped in a big willow tree. As a result, the guy's lower body was still moving hard, and his equipment was also powerful, and he was stunned to open a hole in the big willow tree.
Yu Huifei asked in confusion: "What's going on? The zodiac dog is possessed by the woodpecker? Didn't the three people satisfy him?"
Like a Buddha, the zodiac monkey jumped up on the wall and sat cross-legged and said: "That's the zodiac dog. Every full moon night, it will randomly transform into another type of dog. The specific one is not necessarily certain. Look.
It seems that these two days should be Teddy time... You know this kind of dog, its other abilities are not very good, but its ability to use the sun, the earth, and the air is still very strong.
For everyone's safety, we tied him to a tree, and as you can see, this guy is a drill..."
Yu Huifei grinned and said: "Awesome..."
Now that everyone was gone, Yu Huifei stopped talking nonsense. This time he stood directly on the mahjong table and shouted: "Brothers, it concerns our house and sleeping place, so this matter must be resolved."
The zodiac tiger said: "It's simple. If I ask my mother-in-law to eat them all, wouldn't it be over? Anyway, according to your laws, no one cares about tigers eating people."
Yu Huifei gave him a big roll of his eyes and said: "Don't make trouble. If you eat people, it will only make things worse. Moreover, if you really eat people, you will scare the tourists. From now on, everyone will drink the northwest wind? Not every day
There are fools who give money to give everyone food, drink and fun."
This is also true when everyone thinks about it.
The zodiac tiger said impatiently: "Then what do you want to do?"
Yu Huifei said: "It's very simple, one word - scare!"
"Brother, those are two words." Zodiac Rat shouted.
Yu Huifei said to the zodiac snake: "Old snake, are you hungry? Eat quickly."
Then the zodiac snake raised its head, and the zodiac rat only left one sentence: "You are paralyzed!"
It was swallowed...
Yu Huifei continued: "As for how to scare, Brother Hei and Brother Bai, you are the best at this. Can you plan it?"
The zodiac sheep twirled his beard and chuckled: "Isn't it just to scare people? Ghosts have their own ways to scare ghosts, and animals have their own ways to scare animals. Don't worry, everyone knows."
Yu Huifei knew that the zodiac sheep was the wise man among the twelve zodiac signs, similar to Cui Jue.
He usually doesn't like to talk, and he doesn't even have a temper. He looks at everyone with a smile all day long like a good old man.
But if something happens, this old sheep will have to step forward and help everyone plan something.
Yu Huifei cupped his hands and said, "Then there is Brother Laoyang."
The zodiac sheep smiled and said: "It's easy to talk about... tiger, old ox, old horse, old snake... Well, you let the mouse out first, everyone comes over, and I will make arrangements."
Then the twelve zodiac animals, except for the rabbit who didn't come, the dragon squatting in the forest watching a movie, and the dog in the sun tree in the backyard, all the others came over.
After a group of guys chatted for a while, Zodiac Sheep smiled at the Taurus and Horsemen again: "Guys, we have discussed it here. What about, let's discuss it again? After all, you ghosts are more professional than us when it comes to scaring people. Each other.
How about we get to know each other and cooperate with each other?"
These words were said with three degrees of flattery, and Minotaur Horsemen and the others, who originally thought they would be kicked out, were immediately very happy.
So a few old ghosts and a group of animals got together and started deceiving people.
While they were chatting, a voice rang out: "Hey, hey, you're cheating, right? Count me in, Lord Rabbit!"
PS: I am preparing to open a new book, which is expected to be released in the next two days.