He felt that he was good enough, and the girl in front of him... was really... silly and cute.
Also the rabbit spirit, the big bad wolf, the little bear, the little mouse, the little flower spirit... Why doesn't he say he is a god?
mmp!
However, when the girl said this, Yu Huifei also knew that the other party did not recognize him.
Thinking about it, they were standing in a dark corner, and the firelight couldn't shine through. It would be nice to be able to see their outlines and the color of their clothes.
How could it be possible to see so clearly?
Yu Huifei had an idea and tried his best to say in a hoarse voice: "The Yin soldiers are passing by, give way!"
Hearing this, Liu Xin nodded as if he was receiving a general amnesty: "Okay!"
After saying that, he turned around and called everyone to leave quickly!
So a group of people didn't want anything, took nothing, and ran away.
In the blink of an eye, the five guys claiming to be various little fairies all disappeared...
Niutou couldn't help but mutter: "That rabbit spirit can't outrun a flower? Stupid rabbit!"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said, "You're stupid, that's a human being! You think he's a rabbit just because he's wearing a hat? Scum!"
Cui Jue said: "Xiaoyu, what should we do now?"
Yu Huifei pointed at the bonfire and said: "Put it out, extinguish it... It's autumn, the weather is dry, these guys are actually lighting a fire here? They are really big-hearted. Put it out quickly!"
Bah...
A column of water fell on the fire, and the flames instantly became much smaller.
When Yu Huifei took a look, at the end of the water column, there was a guy holding a horse and peeing there!
Ma Mian seemed to know that he didn't have enough water, so he called Niu Tou and Yu Huifei and said: "Xiao Yu, Brother Niu, come over quickly and pee together. Otherwise, you won't be able to control it!"
Just as Yu Huifei was about to curse, Niutou took off his pants and let out a scoff!
It's like a fire hydrant opening its floodgates!
A jet of water sprayed on the fire, and the fire exploded. The small flames were extinguished in an instant! Sparks were flying all over the sky!
Yu Huifei quickly stamped out the few small sparks that had collapsed and compacted them with soil.
He asked Yu Huifei as if he was taking credit: "Little fish? How is it? Is the firepower of brothers' fire-fighting equipment okay?"
Yu Huifei glanced at the two big guys and said, "Hurry up and pull up your pants, grandma's legs, don't you feel embarrassed?"
Ma Mian shook his head and said with great pride: "The equipment is big, what's the shame? They are all men, only the young ones feel shame."
Then Ma Mian and Niu Tou collectively looked at Yu Huifei's lower body...
Niutou Hehehe said: "Xiaoyu, take off your pants and Bibi?"
"roll!"
On the way down the mountain, the cow-headed man and the horse-faced man wandered around Yu Huifei without giving up, talking about trivial matters.
Yu Huifei finally couldn't bear it and roared: "If you don't stop, we will collectively get bad reviews this month!"
The bull-headed horse-faced man immediately shut up, carried the wooden stake, and went down the mountain humming a tune.
After the two left, Yu Huifei glanced at Cui Jue, who was smiling, and thought to himself: "Boss Cui is still very qualified, no matter how big or small he is..."
As a result, Cui Jue glanced at Yu Huifei and chuckled: "Shall we compete?"
"roll roll roll!"
…
After returning home, Yu Huifei ignored it and went to bed directly.
Those guys are night owls, but Yu Huifei is a serious man. Sleeping at night and wandering during the day is what he should do.
When he woke up, Yu Huifei was surprised to find that some subtle changes had taken place in his small courtyard. Yu Huifei couldn't say how big the changes were. It was just that there were a few more wood carvings in this corner, and on the cornices.
There's an extra animal sculpture or something...
Although it's not much, the charm of the whole yard has changed.
It looked like a small farmhouse before, but now, it has a mysterious classical beauty, and even a little bit of vicissitudes of life.
At this time Cui Jue came over and said with a smile: "The time is too short, there is no time to make major changes, so I simply embellish it.
There is still a lot of wood left, I will tinker with it slowly..."
Yu Huifei cupped his hands and said: "Sir, don't say that, you are already very powerful.
The feeling of the whole yard is completely different... How did you do it?
Why, those things look quite ordinary individually, but when put together...it feels..."
Cui Jue said: "I am the judge of the underworld, and I still know a little bit about some formation methods.
It's just that there is no spiritual energy in the mortal world. Although the old tree is old, its spiritual energy has also disappeared because it is a dead branch.
When this formation is placed in this courtyard, it actually serves more of a purpose than to create mystery.
It makes people think it’s mysterious, but it’s actually of little use.”
Yu Huifei knew that if this formation was taken to the fairy world and placed in a place with abundant spiritual energy, it would definitely be of great use.
But when you get to this place, you can only fool people...
Even so, Yu Huifei was satisfied, but still asked curiously: "Yesterday Niutou and the others said they saw a rabbit spirit. Although it was not a rabbit spirit, it was a human being. But they actually believed it. Are there monsters in this world?
Can’t do it?”
Cui Jue shook his head and said: "Where did the monster come from... The spiritual energy is so thin that even the souls of living beings after death cannot stay longer and have to go to the underworld immediately.
This world is a living world, and what you know about this world is actually what it is like."
Yu Huifei looked at Cui Jue sideways, meaning you are not who I know you are!
Cui Jue smiled awkwardly: "We are an exception, and we are the only exception institution set up by Heaven in the mortal world."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he felt relieved. He didn't have to worry about having a special golden finger, and the next day some superpower, superman, monk or something would come to cause trouble and cause trouble. There was no need to think about saving him every day.
The world, as long as we can take good care of these labor reform prisoners...
At this moment, Hei Wuchang came out and complained: "Xiaoyu, can you get me something else to eat? I eat lettuce every day, and all my shit is green now."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he said helplessly: "This... I'll think of another way. We are really poor now..."
After sending Hei Wuchang and Cui Jue away, Yu Huifei heard gunfire in the backyard...
Then I heard the horse yelling: "Fuck, it's running thin!"
Niutou followed: "If you eat lettuce every day, it will be good if you can come up with something. Mine is all water..."
Yu Huifei rubbed his temples. He felt that he should really think of ways to make money.
He turned on his mobile phone and checked the situation of his store. What made Yu Huifei helpless was that although Fatty Xu was no longer causing trouble, and even Fatty Xu himself had sent his own hair, he had already asked the app's customer service to delete the bad reviews. He even helped Yu Huifei to brush them up.
Got some good reviews...
But Yu Huifei's small shop still has no one interested in it.