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Chapter 318 Nosebleed

Yu Huifei kicked him, and he came back to his senses, and then asked nervously: "Is this really Po Meng?"

Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, let's make Meng Po soup in the underworld."

Du Ji covered his heart and said excitedly: "I... found out that I am in love."

"Get out!" Yu Huifei kicked him again.

Du Ji didn't evade, and after resisting the kick, he said slyly: "Um, are you asking her to teach me fortune telling?"

Yu Huifei looked at Po Meng, then at Du Ji's sly eyes and said, "No, I'll find an old man for you."

After saying that, Yu Huifei sent a message to Lu Ya: "Is there anyone who can tell fortunes and think about it?"

Lu Ya replied: "You can tell fortunes, Fu Xi? If that great god wants to come down, he doesn't need to take my path. Besides, he doesn't need to come down either..."

Yu Huifei said: "What about the ones with smaller official positions?"

Lu Ya thought for a while: "Jiang Ziya can calculate, but he is not a god, he is just a loose immortal now. I can't control him...

Besides, gods can all calculate. The reason why they don't calculate is that they were cut off by the mortal world and their ability in this area was blocked.

Po Meng was different. She went prepared and had a magic weapon in her hand that could be used to calculate, so she was able to calculate.

However, if the other party also has similar things or the ability to hide secrets, she can't figure it out.

However, the local gods are creatures outside the rules of heaven and earth. They are not affected by the mortal world. They can be said to be very handy in their calculations.

If the local gods are proficient in deduction, they will still have the opportunity to deduce many things even if the other party conceals their secrets.

After all, speculation is cut to pieces by the rules of heaven and earth, and the same is true for concealing the secrets of heaven and earth.

That level of cover-up is actually full of loopholes...

So, if you ask someone to calculate, it is estimated that only an innate god like Fuxi, the ancestor of the hexagrams, can resist the sword of the mortal world, and can also decipher the opponent's hidden secrets and reverse the yin and yang.

But if you just want to find someone who knows how to do it, just grab one of your gods and everyone will know it."

Yu Huifei thought about it and found out that this was true. He put down the token and ran directly to find Cui Jue.

Du Ji looked at the elegant Cui Jue in front of him and chuckled: "I won't learn!"

Yu Huifei looked at him sideways: "Don't want to learn?"

Du Ji raised his head and said: "I, the true God of the human world, do not want to follow these underground Yin gods."

Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to learn?"

Du Ji glanced at Cui Jue, who was chatting happily with Po Meng, and said with great jealousy: "A man, if you say you don't want to learn, you won't learn!"

Yu Huifei said: "That's it, then you can go. Po Meng, let's go home!"

After saying that, Yu Huifei shook his head and said: "Hey, if you don't understand, I planned to ask Granny Meng for advice, but you don't want to learn. It's not sweet to force yourself, forget it, you can go."

Du Ji was stunned when he heard this, and then quickly shouted: "Wait a minute!"

Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and hummed, "What are you waiting for?"

Du Ji said: "What if the melon is sweet after being twisted? Why don't you twist it again?"

Yu Huifei rolled his eyes and said, "I'm too lazy to twist it."

"Then just bite it and have a taste." Du Ji leaned over.

Yu Huifei chuckled: "You are a manly man..."

Du Ji immediately said: "Can you bend or stretch? I can bend now."

Yu Huifei was convinced, and he could see that. Du Ji didn't want to learn from Cui Jue, because he had an old habit, and was jealous that Cui Jue was more popular with Po Meng than him. Now that he is learning again, the lower body is given to him.

A mouth.

Yu Huifei sighed and said: "Du Ji, when you come to my place, you'd better put all those thoughts away. Stop playing jealousy!

Cui Jue is the judge of the underworld, and Po Meng is the underworld god of Si Chu Wangtai. They have been friends for hundreds of millions of years, and colleagues for hundreds of millions of years."

Du Ji's face turned deathly gray, as if he was about to despair.

Yu Huifei continued: "I haven't done anything for hundreds of millions of years. What the hell are you worried about?"

Du Ji's deathly gray face suddenly became as clear as day after the rain, his face glowing red as he took Yu Huifei's hand and said, "Boss Yu, you are right! How did I think of it? One word woke up the dreamer."

Yu Huifei quickly shook off his hand and asked impatiently: "Then will you learn?"

Without saying a word, Du Ji ran up to Cui Jue, knelt down with a thud, and shouted: "Master, please bow to me as a disciple!"

Suddenly, Cui Jue was stunned.

But how smart Cui Jue is, one glance at Yu Huifei, then a glance at Du Ji and Po Meng, and he instantly understood, but he didn't seem to want to accept a disciple.

Yu Huifei quickly ran over, pulled Cui Jue, and whispered: "Old Cui, this is a god born in the world. He is full of jealousy and is not a good bird. Take him in and let him stay on the ninth floor.

If he does, he will cause less harm to others, which is also a great merit. If he can completely change his evil ways and return to righteousness, it will be a salvation for the world."

Cui Jue smiled and scolded: "You kid, you were afraid that he would get into trouble and you wouldn't be able to deal with it, so you threw it to me, right?"

Yu Huifei knew that he couldn't hide it from Cui Jue, so he coughed dryly and said: "There is also some meaning in this aspect, haha..."

Although Yu Huifei is a little cautious, what he said makes sense.

After Cui Jue thought for a while, he came to Du Ji and said: "I can accept you as a disciple, but from now on, you must respect the teacher, listen to the teacher's orders, and abide by the teacher's rules. If you can't do that,

, you should get up early and leave."

When Du Ji heard this, he also frowned, obviously thinking about the pros and cons.

At this time, he saw Yu Huifei standing next to Po Meng, holding up his mobile phone and saying: "Sister Po Meng, look, these are the clothes we have here. Let me tell you, we are not as conservative as you.

What do you think of these shorts? They perfectly show off your long legs... and this... forget about this bikini for now."

"What is a bikini?" Po Meng asked curiously.

Yu Huifei said: "It's just the clothes you wear when swimming. It mainly covers some important parts. If you are curious, I will take you to the Maldives or Hawaii later. Let's go and have a look and you will know."

Po Meng said thoughtfully: "Okay."

On the other side, Cui Jue frowned and said, "Du Ji, why do you have a nosebleed?"

Du Ji wiped the nosebleed in a panic, and the blood all over his face. This guy was also a thief. Seeing Po Meng looking over, he knocked his head hard on the ground and shouted: "Master! Please bow to me as a disciple."

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This kowtow made the nose bleed even more. I knew that this guy was thinking something wrong, but for those who didn't know, I thought he was kowtowing with great sincerity and hit his nose.

Po Meng obviously didn't think much about it. Seeing that Du Ji had a nosebleed, she said with concern: "You'd better go wash the nosebleed. There's no rush to become a disciple."


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