The apricot-yellow flag is an object of Yuxu Palace. The corner of the apricot-yellow flag represents the cause and effect of the saints of Yuxu Palace and Yuanshi Tianzun. Who dares to offend the gods and Buddhas?
As long as Xiaoxin doesn't push the gods into trouble, no one will have trouble with her due to common misunderstandings.
In addition, this thing originally fell into the body of a rabbit, and that rabbit is the world's biggest troublemaker, a super bastard who never stops seeking revenge.
All the saints in the heavens must call out the presence of Uncle Master.
Moreover, that guy is petty and notoriously protective of others, helping his relatives but not taking care of others.
No one would dare to mess with this kind of person.
You must know that Yuanshi Tianzun is so high and has the dignity of a saint. If you offend him, you may not really be killed.
But if you mess with the rabbit, it is estimated that the rabbit will kill you on the same day.
Therefore, in the Three Realms, there is a saying that it is better to offend the gods than to offend the rabbits.
Therefore, this corner of the apricot-yellow flag cannot be broken by anything in the human world, and no one dares to mess with it in the world of immortals and demons. It is definitely the strongest talisman."
Hearing this, both Yu Huifei and Liu Xin were so surprised that their jaws almost dropped.
When Liu Xin knew that the fat rabbit he had caught in the wild and almost skinned and roasted by her was the legendary rabbit, he suddenly felt frightened and embarrassed.
Fortunately, the rabbit's stinginess is only directed at his enemies, not his friends.
In the end, Yu Huifei asked Liu Xin to accept the apricot yellow flag, and then silently sent a message to Lu Ya: "It's from Roaring Sky Dog. You can see clearly. It's not my fault."
Lu Ya wailed: "That damn bitch is blaming you, why don't you blaspheme it on me!"
Yu Huifei doesn’t care...
At this time, little Ksitigarbha also came over, took out a string of rosary beads from his arms, chanted the Buddha's name, and said in an old-fashioned way: "That morning, that kid Xiaoyu secretly stuffed a note for us, saying that it was your birthday today.
.I have nothing to give, so I’ll give you this rosary. It’s not of much use, but when you’re upset, playing with it can still calm your mind, and no ghosts or evil spirits can get close to you.”
Liu Xin looked at the little Ksitigarbha in front of him and said with a bitter smile: "You are not really Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, are you?"
Little Ksitigarbha put his hands behind his back, looking like an outsider, and said in an old-fashioned way: "Hey, it's okay not to mention it."
Then a big foot kicked him on the butt and kicked him more than a meter away. Yu Huifei laughed and cursed: "Why are you pretending to be old-fashioned? You are only seven years old! Next time, call me brother."
Little Ksitigarbha patted the dust on his butt, gave Yu Huifei a white look and said, "I can be regarded as the ancestor of your ancestors. Hmm, when I return to my true form, I will kick you back tenfold."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he raised his eyebrows and raised his feet again. Little Ji Zang ran away.
As soon as Xiao Ji Zang left, Yu Gong walked over with a smile, then took out a notebook and handed it to Liu Xin in a very serious manner: "Xiao Xin, this is my family heirloom, you must keep it. Back then I
The ability and confidence to move mountains all depend on it. I hope it can be carried forward in your hands."
Hearing this, Yu Huifei and Liu Xin were both in awe.
Liu Xin also knew that the Foolish Old Man in front of him was also the legendary Foolish Old Man who moved mountains. He was more than curious but admired him more.
After taking the book and opening the first page, their expressions changed. Liu Xin's face was red and Yu Huifei's face was excited!
The book is called: "100% Erotic Pictures of Having a Baby"!
Yu Gong did not forget to explain: "The most important thing in moving mountains is perseverance, but this determination cannot be separated from reality. The reality is that we must have more children. Without children, we will have no descendants. How can we move mountains? So,
This is fundamental to having a baby!
When you have sex in the future, follow the method in my secret book, and you will have a 100% chance of getting as many babies as you want, boys as many as boys, girls as many as girls, and as many births as you want.
,want……"
Liu Xin blushed as red as a monkey's fart.
Yu Huifei flipped through the content in the album. Good guy, those many poses actually exceeded the limit of development by the islanders!
Yu Huifei glanced at Liu Xin secretly. Liu Xin snatched the album away and didn't know what to do with it.
Throw it away?
The gifts they gave were indeed good things. Although medicine is now advanced, we still can’t control what kind of children we want to have, how big the eyes should be, how big the mouth should be, whether we should have twins, twins, or a litter of cubs...
…
But the method in this picture book can be achieved.
This is simply a cheating encyclopedia of super fertility bugs!
Therefore, its value is really high.
Don't throw it away, the posture above is too embarrassing, she really can't bear it.
Fortunately, Liu Xin knew the general situation and knew that shyness is shyness and good intentions are good intentions, so he gritted his teeth and accepted the album, and then respectfully thanked Yu Gong.
Yugong laughed, and after laughing twice, his body suddenly stood up straight, his muscles all over his body bulged, and he became younger at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Yu Huifei immediately introduced: "This is Brother Yu, another personality of Yu Gong, that is, the wise old man."
Liu Xin had met Yu Ge, but he didn’t know that Yu Ge and Yu Gong had two personalities.
Now I am somewhat surprised.
Brother Yu laughed loudly and said: "Xiao Xin, we have known each other for a long time, let's not talk nonsense. I don't have the secret to having children, but I have a lot of secrets to picking up girls. That old guy said that having children is fundamental, it's nonsense!
If you don’t pick up girls, how can you have children? So my secret of picking up girls is the foundation of the fundamentals. I’ll give this to you so that you can raise your children and you won’t have to worry about being single anymore.”
After that, this guy actually gave me a book on the secrets of picking up girls.
Yu Huifei took a look and quickly reached out to pick it up.
Brother Yu got out of the way and said, "Hey, Xiaoyu, don't look at it anymore. As the saying goes, all laws come from the same origin. You are so shameless that you can already ignore your skills."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while...
Liu Xin also rolled her eyes at him, and after collecting the book, she said sweetly: "Thank you, Brother Yu."
Brother Yu was so happy that he left happily.
The next person to come was Hera. Hera took Liu Xin's little hand and was going to chat. Yu Huifei quickly shouted: "Sister He, don't teach me how to fight within your family!"
Hera rolled her eyes at him and said, "What do you want me to say?"
The two women didn't know what they said, but Liu Xin came back with a red face and looked at Yu Huifei strangely.
Yu Huifei was so shocked by the sight, but no matter how he asked, Liu Xin refused to tell her what Hera had said to her. Instead, she showed Yu Huifei a pair of blue-patterned gloves that Hera gave her. The gloves were well made.
Of course I can't tell, but if you look carefully, there seems to be lightning currents flowing on the texture.
Hera said: "Those are the hands of thunder that were jointly built by the Cyclops and the God of Craftsman back then. With these gloves, although she cannot control thunder and lightning because she is a mortal, she can also be immune to all thunder and lightning attacks. If nothing happens, recharge it.
After charging, it can also deliver a thunderous strike at critical moments, and it can blow up tanks and planes without any problem.
Of course, it’s okay to blow you up!”
Yu Huifei was quite happy to hear this.
After hearing what happened, my face turned dark. Sure enough, if best friends discuss their husbands, they will either divorce or kill them! It’s so cruel!