Before he could finish speaking, Yu Huifei threw him a Chinese message: "Who are you looking down on? Smoke it!"
After looking at it with big eyes, he shouted excitedly: "Oh, China! Awesome, Xiaoyu, are you rich?"
"Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, brother, am I handsome today?" Yu Huifei asked.
The big eyes controlled the white light and turned into a thumb saying: "Handsome, you are the most handsome among the three realms."
Yu Huifei smiled happily...then placed three bottles of Maotai on the Eight Immortals table and said: "Brother Niu, do you want to drink?"
Bull head, horse face, Hei Wuchang, even Cui Jue's eyes lit up when he saw the wine.
Obviously these shameless guys have forgotten why they came here at this moment...
This shows how powerful wine is.
As soon as the door was closed, Yu Huifei found a large iron pot from the backyard, lit a bonfire directly in the yard, set up the iron pot, poured fish meat into the iron pot, and a fish hot pot came out.
With three bottles of white wine and three bags of fish, a group of underworld gods ate extremely happily.
At the same time, everyone also asked Yu Huifei what happened.
Yu Huifei told what happened, and everyone laughed after listening...
Obviously, in the eyes of these evil spirits, a fight or something is nothing.
But when it came to overturning the table, Bai Wuchang said angrily: "You don't know, Xiaoyu, looking at humans and animals as harmless people, started to overturn the table with his hands. All the dishes on that table were blinded.
Already..."
puff!
Yu Huifei took a sip of wine and rolled his eyes wide...
But for the sake of that Chinese thing, my big eyes are lifeless.
But Yu Huifei was so angry that he flipped the table? Mmp, the evil guy Bai Wuchang is too proficient in the ability to file a complaint first, right?
Everyone is a smart person. One look at Yu Huifei's appearance and the food he packed, and they knew it was definitely not Yu Huifei's fault.
Yu Huifei immediately explained: "This guy drank too much and flipped the table over whenever he disagreed. Hey, all those delicious dishes were wasted... I originally planned to pack them up and bring them back, which is enough for us to eat a few meals."
So everyone looked at Bai Wuchang...
"Old Bai, how can you lift the table? Those are all delicious dishes!"
"Old Bai, next time you lift your skirt, don't lift the table. If you lift your skirt, you can still see the scenery. If you lift the table, not only will there be no scenery, but there will be no food to eat."
Everyone persuaded with earnest words...
As the saying goes, if a man drinks for three rounds, he will inevitably talk about women.
So Niutou came over and said, "Xiaoyu, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?"
Hei Wuchang raised his hand: "No, we still have a blind date today!"
Ma Mian asked slyly: "Are you still a virgin?"
Bai Wuchang shook his head and said: "Impossible, I have traveled around the world for so many years, and in the past few years, children have become very open-minded. Basically, when they reach their age, they are no longer virgins...right, Xiaoyu? Oops, why are you blushing?
"
Hei Wuchang said with great sincerity: "You're not really a virgin, are you?"
The horse-faced man laughed strangely and said, "You're blushing and embarrassed. You're definitely a virgin!"
Niutou laughed wildly and said: "Hahaha... Boy, are you too cool? You are so old, are you still a virgin? Your brother Niu became a father when he was fourteen years old!"
Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang looked particularly excited: "Xiaoyu, are you really a virgin? Then you are our lucky star!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he wondered: "How did I become your nobleman?"
The two of them said in unison: "You have made up for the fact that in the past few years we have traveled around the world, we have never seen a scumbag who is still a virgin in his twenties. Do you think you are our nobleman?"
"Get out! Damn it, I can't eat this food."
Yu Huifei got angry, got up and walked away, shouting as he walked: "You are Chu, the whole family is Chu!"
Young Master, I am not the one, I have been among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf has touched my body, and I have slept with more women than you have ever seen."
Everyone laughed when they heard this, obviously no one believed it.
Finally, Cui Jue went over and brought Yu Huifei back. A group of people drank wine, ate fish, and chatted happily.
On the second day, Yu Huifei suffered from back pain, leg pain, and eye socket pain!
He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have had a strange dream, in which he seemed to have returned to an ancient battlefield, except that he was not a general or a soldier, but a horse, carrying his general and two men in black.
The men in white clothes and white clothes fought for three hundred rounds...
There was a horse beside him that was very jealous of him, kicking him constantly and disrupting his position...
But when he thought about it specifically, he couldn't remember it.
But when Yu Huifei washed his face and looked at the dark blue eyes in the mirror, he suddenly understood everything...
"Ox head and horse face...Xie Bian, Fan Wujiu!!"
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Jiang Li swore that he would never drink heavily with these bastards in the future. This was not drinking. This was trying to get people to die!
Jiang Li thought with his feet, and now he can think of what happened last night. It was definitely a bull-headed battle with black and white impermanence riding on him!
Ma Mian was on the side responsible for vying with each other and kicking him out of jealousy...
At this moment, Yu Huifei heard gunfire in the backyard, bang bang bang...
At the same time, it was accompanied by Niutou's laughter: "Old horse, you are running a little far!"
Ma Mian hummed and said: "This is called good health. It's not like you, who is always a big daddy."
Yu Huifei's forehead was covered with black lines... He quickly took out his money and rushed out.
Taking advantage of the extra money in his hand, he planned to repair the toilet as soon as possible to prevent everyone from squatting in the backyard every day. The point is, when six people squatted, the bull's head was so big that the horse's face was running away... just for a few days.
At this time, the backyard has almost become a minefield. If you want to go to the toilet, you have to be guided by an acquaintance before going there. Be careful, otherwise you will be attacked if you are not careful.
Therefore, it is urgent to repair the toilet.
Finally, when we arrived at the front yard, we saw the big-eyed guy lying there lazily, smoking Chinese and basking in the sun...
Seeing Yu Huifei come out, he asked with a big smile: "Xiaoyu, where are you going?"
Yu Huifei replied casually: "Find someone to come and fix the toilet... You are looking after the house. If someone climbs on the wall, I will be scared to death!"
When the big-eyed man heard this, he immediately became excited. He sat up and asked with a smile: "Are you rich?"
Yu Huifei nodded...
His big eyes stared at Yu Huifei's pocket and said, "How much?"
Yu Huifei was shocked. Regarding this greedy man, Yu Huifei had always equated him with that old grandson Lu Ya.
So Yu Huifei replied: "Two hundred."
The big-eyed man smiled and said: "Although two hundred is not much, it is still enough. How about I help you do it?"
Yu Huifei looked at his big eyes in surprise: "Can you repair a toilet?"