Brother Ping licked his lips and said a little embarrassed: "I promised my mother not to bully fools."
Yu Huifei was stunned and thought to himself: "Did Brother Yu appear? Are you using this method to keep me safe?"
The next moment, Yu Huifei was sitting opposite Brother Ping. In front of Brother Ping, a plate of braised fish exuded an alluring aroma.
Someone on the street played that familiar music: "High-end ingredients often only require the simplest methods..."
Pooh!
Brother Ping spat out a fish bone on the table and said vaguely: "Boy, I don't care if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid. This fish is your treat for me today, so I will give you another chance to pay back the money.
Or be hospitalized, choose one!
You'd better think about it, you just owe me money now, and the most I can do is beat you up.
When you go into the hospital and owe the hospital money, haha...
That’s much worse than this.”
Yu Huifei said: "Brother Ping, to be honest, the person who owes you money really has nothing to do with me. It was just an old man who forced this store to me..."
Brother Ping chuckled: "Are you a fool, or do you think I am a fool? For such a big store in such a location, you fucking say that a stranger gave it to you? Are you lying?"
"Brother Ping, what are you talking to him about? Beat him! I'm going to hit him to death with a brick!" shouted the gangster who was knocked down by Yu Huifei before.
"Yes, Brother Ping, don't bother talking to him, just fuck him!" Other gangsters followed and shouted.
Seeing that these guys were about to take action again, Yu Huifei subconsciously grabbed the chain lock, the only weapon in his hand.
A group of gangsters surrounded him, clamoring for action.
At this moment, Yu Huifei was stunned. He saw the weirdest picture he had ever seen in his life!
I saw the long crooked melon and cracked jujube behind Brother Ping, and the tree with big red flowers above my head moved!
To be precise, the flower moved, the big flower opened, and a gourd came out of it!
The lid of the gourd is opened, and white rays of light form an eye!
The gangsters heard the noise and turned their heads, just in time to see this scene.
The gangsters were also outnumbered and courageous, but they were not afraid. Instead, some people laughed and said: "Oh, high technology?"
Yu Huifei muttered in his heart: "The Immortal-Zhan Flying Knife? No, the Immortal-Zhan Fei Dao is a red-skinned gourd, this one is yellow-skinned, and what flies out of the Immortal-Zhan Fei Dao is something with a head, eyes, and wings.
And this only has one eyeball, so it’s obviously not an immortal-killing flying knife. So what is this?”
The next moment, the eyes shot out streams of white light, shining on the crotches of all the gangsters!
Yu Huifei's heart skipped a beat and he came to a conclusion at the same time: "Yes, this is definitely not the Immortal Killing Flying Sword. The place where the Immortal Killing Flying Sword is staring is the Niwan Palace. The Niwan Palace is on the head, not in the crotch."
Just then, a gangster exclaimed: "I can't move!"
"I can't move either!"
"Monster!"
A group of gangsters were panicked.
Seeing this, Yu Huifei was a little unsure again. Although the position he was staring at was different, the effect seemed to be somewhat the same.
Just when Yu Huifei was wondering whether to salute the gourd and ask him to turn around and test it out.
The gourd turned around on its own!
At that moment, Yu Huifei's forehead was covered in cold sweat, and he thought to himself, "Damn it, don't let your head fall to the ground and cause death!"
Click!
A few crisp sounds.
Yu Huifei quickly looked at those gangsters.
Then Yu Huifei's face darkened.
All the gangsters' belts were broken in unison, and all their pants fell to the ground...
"Ghost!" I don't know who shouted, and ran away.
Then the other gangsters lost their composure and ran away after him.
result……
Thump thump thump…
If I didn't pull up my pants, I would be able to run like a gourd that fell all over the floor.
But these gangsters were really frightened. It was strange enough to see a gourd emerging from a strange flower. An eyeball popped out of the gourd, and it could also utter human words...
Fortunately, they can barely understand it as a technological means.
But after just one look at them, they can't move. This is so weird!
When they turned around, their waistbands were all broken, which was even more terrifying.
All the signs were beyond their understanding of the world. They were so frightened that they wished their parents would give them more legs, so they ran out rolling and crawling. For a moment, they didn’t even lift their pants, and just wore colorful underwear and started to wear them.
Street racing tour...
Brother Ping was holding up his pants and yelling, "Wait for me." He also yelled at the unloyal coward, but he didn't run slow at all.
Although Yu Huifei didn't know what was going on, he still didn't forget to stand at the door and wave to them and shout: "Sir, please go slowly. Come back often when you have time!"
"Come here often, uncle!" someone yelled, and a group of people just disappeared under the gaze of countless aunts.
At this time, the old man selling locks came over and asked: "Hey, boy, what's going on?"
Naturally, Yu Huifei couldn't say that there was a monster in his home, which scared them, so he casually said: "It's okay, isn't this responding to the national environmental protection call? Low-carbon environmental protection... or something... so they decided not to wear pants...
Oh, by the way, this activity is also held in foreign countries. It’s called No Pants Day. Yes, it’s No Pants Day. No, I’m not even wearing pants.”
The old man frowned when he heard this, obviously not believing what Yu Huifei said.
Yu Huifei quickly changed the subject, handed over the big lock and said: "Old man, please remove this lock for me."
When the old man heard about the return, he immediately became unhappy. He shook his head like a rattle and said, "You just bought it and you want to return it? You came here to buy it for fun? You won't return it."
Yu Huifei said: "If you don't retreat, then I will call the police."
"Call the police? I saw the fight you just had and videotaped it. Do you dare to call the police?" the old man shouted confidently.
Yu Huifei believed that he had a ghost. If he really saw the fighting scene inside, Yu Huifei believed that this old Liu Tou could run faster than those gangsters.
Yu Huifei said with a smile: "Okay, you can call the police. Old man, you supported me with this lock. If I was sentenced to a fight, you would also be an accomplice. Then, let's go to the corner of the station and chat slowly?"
"
The old man's face suddenly turned red, and he looked at Yu Huifei angrily, as if looking at a shameless hooligan and said: "You... you don't retreat without any suitable reason."
Yu Huifei chuckled and said, "The reason is simple. I bought the lock to lock my car. You see, I bought your lock, but what about my car?"
The old man looked around and didn't see a bicycle: "How did I know you had a bicycle?"
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Yes, I don't have a car. Why would I buy your lock?"
"You fight..."
"You funded it."
"You...do you still want to show off?"
"You sell me a lock for five hundred, do you want to lose face?"
"Brother, we are all just gangsters on the street, can you please give me some face and not retreat?"
"Old man, you're all a gangster on the road. Can you give me some face and back off?"
"Are you trying to break up the relationship? You don't know your grandfather and I's reputation in this street, do you?"
Yu Huifei immediately took out his mobile phone, turned on the recording mode, and said: "Old man, what is your name? Tell me... He said to the mobile phone, I have a bad memory, record a section, listen to it later with the police, and let's worship together.
."
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