Just as he was talking, there was a clang and the kitchen door opened.
Roaring Sky Dog looked at everyone with disdain, walked out slowly, and said with a look of disgust: "The ingredients are too spicy, so the taste is okay."
Yu Huifei took the lead and rushed into the kitchen first. He saw a bunch of red braised pork on the plate. Every piece of meat was crystal clear and looked very delicious. When he smelled it, his mouth watered.
It’s all out, all delicious and delicious!
Yu Huifei said: "I am Cao, for the first time I feel that I am worse than a dog."
Hei Wuchang said: "This dog is so good at cooking?"
Ma Mian said: "I heard that he was detained by the God of Cooking before. It was said that he was asked to do odd jobs or something... Didn't the dead rabbit who was detained with him later become the apprentice of the God of Cooking?
This guy is so close to the rabbit, wouldn’t he also learn a few tricks from it?”
"It's possible." Niutou nodded.
Bai Wuchang said: "No matter what the reason is, just eat!"
Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand to grab it, but Yu Huifei slapped him back and said, "Have you washed your hands?"
Then Yu Huifei went out with the plates, and everyone washed their hands. If they didn't wash their hands, they wouldn't be fed.
A group of guys were so greedy that they swallowed their saliva, but in the end they washed their hands...
Yu Huifei was no exception, and he was the last to be washed. It wasn't that he was being generous and deliberately lagging behind, but that he always felt that there was something weird about the dog.
It didn't matter that he looked like he deserved a beating. When he came out, a pair of dog eyes shone with a strange light.
After Yu Huifei washed his hands, he found that the Roaring Dog was missing. He squinted his eyes. Yu Huifei did not rush to eat, but walked around in a circle and started looking for the dead dog.
Finally, Yu Huifei found traces of the dead dog in the toilet.
I saw the dead dog standing upright, with one front paw on the water tank, and the other front paw holding his own water gun, standing next to the toilet and peeing...
It feels like a person.
Yu Huifei frowned, is this still a dog?
Then I heard the roaring dog muttering and cursing: "Damn rabbit, you stole my peeing posture, so I only pee like this. Grandma is so stupid..."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. Can this peeing posture be stolen? What on earth is that rabbit?
Yu Huifei was still curious, and the next moment he heard Roaring Sky Dog chuckle and say: "A bunch of stinky guys, how dare they fight against me, Mr. Dog?
Are you forcing me to cook?
I don’t want to go to heaven to ask, Master Gou, am I so easily bullied?
Just eat my saliva, bah!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his face was suddenly filled with black lines. No wonder this damn dog didn't want to eat it, and he also disliked him emotionally!
At the same time, I was glad that I had not acted preemptively just now, but had kept an eye on it.
Yu Huifei said nothing and quietly withdrew.
Not long after, Roaring Sky Dog came out, looked at the clean plates on the table, grinned and said, "Brothers, does it taste good?"
Niu Tou grinned and said with a smile: "Very good, very good. Good brother, your cooking is good. Come over here and let me tell you something."
Roaring Sky Dog raised his head proudly: "Of course, I have learned from cooking, so I can't say anything about my craftsmanship! By the way, what are you going to tell me?"
Roaring Sky Dog came over as he spoke, and then saw Niu Tou, Ma Mian, Black and White Wuchang and Cui Jue all looking at him with sinister smiles on their faces.
Xiao Tian Quan suddenly had a bad premonition and slowly backed away, saying as he did so: "Uh... I suddenly remembered... I still have things to do... I have a stomachache... I'm leaving first."
As soon as he turned around, he heard a clang!
The door to the backyard was closed by Yu Huifei!
Then black shadows suddenly appeared behind him!
Xiaotian Dog looked back and saw Niu Tou grabbing the steel fork and forking it down. The gap in the middle of the fork just caught Xiaotian Dog's neck and nailed it to the ground.
Then I heard Ma Mian yell: "Brothers, beat him!"
Then I saw the first one on the horse brandishing the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, with his back facing the dog’s butt and slapping him wildly!
Bai Wuchang used the mourning stick, and Hei Wuchang found a brick, and the two of them worked together to hit the dog's head!
Cui Jue took a judge pen and poked the dog in the anus!
"Ouch!"
The screams echoed through the sky...
Niutou and the other guys showed no mercy, and the beatings were brutal.
Yu Huifei listened to the thumping sound like a drum in the front yard and the scream of the dead dog, and shook his head: "Hey... you will not live if you do it yourself."
At this moment, Yu Huifei heard Niutou shouting: "Old Ma, go get the big pot!"
It is said that if dog meat rolls three times, even gods cannot stand firm.
Let’s try something new today!”
"Okay!" Ma Mian said and went to find the pot.
When Yu Huifei heard this, he thought to himself: "Damn, these guys can't be serious, can they?"
Yu Huifei lay at the crack of the door and looked out. Sure enough, Ma Mian found a big black pot, and then everyone worked together to tie the roaring dog into a rice dumpling and threw it into the pot. Those who added water added water, and those who lit the fire...
The roaring dog sat in the pot and howled: "Brother, big brother..."
Brother Niu!
Marco!
Brother Bai!
Black brother!
Brother Cui!
I was wrong, I really knew I was wrong!
I promise never to pee in a pot again!"
As soon as these words came out, not only Yu Huifei was stunned, but also the bull-headed horse-faced, Black and White Wuchang and others were also confused.
The next moment Niu Tou roared: "Okay, you not only spit, but also pee?
I'll kill you!"
Roaring Sky Dog was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, and quickly shouted: "Wrong, wrong, I didn't pee, I just spit some saliva.
My saliva is not dirty!
Really...not dirty at all, I never eat shit."
It's okay not to say the last sentence. The last sentence is about an ox's head, a horse's face, black and white, and impermanence. When Cui Jue heard this, he turned around...
vomit!
A vomiting meal!
Then Hei Wuchang yelled: "You uncle, you damn dog, I won't stew you for a few days!"
Roaring Sky Dog said with an innocent face: "What I said is true. I quit eating shit a long time ago."
vomit!
Niutou turned around and vomited again, vomiting out all the food he had eaten before.
"I can't stand it anymore, turn on the fire!" Niutou shouted.
Ma Mian did the work himself, found a wooden board, and waved it, bringing up gusts of wind, and the fire was called vigorous.
Yu Huifei in the backyard was speechless. Stop eating shit?
Damn...have you eaten less before?
No wonder Niutou Horse Noodles and the others are going crazy... even Yu Huifei is going crazy!
The fire was raging, and Cui Jue had already grabbed a handful of chopped green onions and ginger slices and poured them into the pot.
Seeing that the water was gradually boiling, Roaring Sky Dog knew that it was useless to say anything. After a pair of dog eyes turned around for a while, he took a deep breath and worked hard!
Gululu...
"Huh? Did it open so soon?" Bai Wuchang glanced at the pot curiously.