Feng Qiwu crackled his whip, and Fengshan ran around in the room to avoid it, making a few screams.
Yu Xiaoyu stood by to break up the fight and let Feng Qiwu calm down.
In fact, there is no parent who doesn't love their children, especially since Fengshan is at this age and his strength is not low. If he really wants to resist, Lao Feng may not be able to suppress him.
So despite how hard he whipped him with his belt, in fact most of the hits were empty. Occasionally he hit twice, but it was neither light nor heavy, and he couldn't even draw out the red mark.
Lao Feng also expressed his attitude, indicating that Fengshan's behavior had made him angry. As long as Fengshan's attitude was good and the anger subsided, he would do whatever he wanted.
What about Fengshan?
After all these years, how can you not know what your father’s temper is like?
Escape is also an attitude of his, an attitude of admitting his mistakes.
Then……
Yanguang borrowed the compass to send the position, and saw a middle-aged man with a handsome body, an upright appearance, and an appearance that was 70% similar to Fengshan, whipping his sweetheart.
On the spot, this upright woman became angry, rushed over fiercely, grabbed the belt from Feng Qiwu's hand, and said angrily: "You haven't eaten? You have such little strength to scratch it!?"
Turn around and crack your whip.
pia!
The voice is crisp and the momentum is breathtaking.
"Ouch~"
Fengshan howled miserably, touched his back and bared his teeth.
On his bare back, there was a clearly visible whip mark with faint traces of blood.
"Fuck you, crazy woman, are you serious?!"
He was stunned. Didn't Yanguang agree to come over and help fool him?
Why do you act so serious when you first come here?
Didn't you see that the old man was not ruthless at all?
So blind?
"Who are you? Why did you hit my brother Fengshan?" Yu Xiaoyu snatched away the seven wolves and stared at Yanguang with fierce eyes.
Yanguang also stared back, trying to grab the belt: "I'm just asking who you are, right? What does it have to do with you if I hit my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend?"
Yu Xiaoyu couldn't believe it, and stepped back to avoid the robbery of the banquet: "Brother Fengshan is obviously my fiancé, when did he become your boyfriend?"
Yanguang's voice immediately rose an octave and screamed: "Your fiancé?!
Fengshan told me clearly that there is a fat and ugly woman who has an unrequited love for him, so why has she become your fiancé again?"
"Fat and ugly?!"
Yu Xiaoyu also screamed: "Impossible! Brother Fengshan is not that kind of person. There is absolutely no way he would say that to me in front of others!"
"Are you the fat woman who stalks my Fengshan family?" Yan Guang squinted his eyes and looked Yu Xiaoyu up and down, feeling surprised.
In Fengshan's eyes, this standard actually means a fat woman?
He is 172 to 175, and weighs no more than 110 kilograms. He has an oval face, big eyes, and a pair of thin lips. Although he wears a little makeup, Yan Guang can tell at a glance Yu Xiaoyu's skin.
White and tender.
Especially that figure, Yan Guang feels inferior after looking at her!
This girl has a bigger conscience than Zhan Zhouzhou!
Her waist is so thin that Yan Guang is afraid that her conscience will be too heavy and it will crush her!
A pair of slender and straight beautiful legs, at least 1.2 meters long, with well-proportioned lines, without a trace of fat, and wrapped in black stockings. As a woman, Yan Guang was drooling just looking at them.
Just this standard, just this figure, just this appearance.
In Fengshan's eyes, he actually falls into the category of "fat and ugly"?
Then who do you think you are?
Fat, ugly, thin, flat?
No wonder this kid is so nonchalant about his pursuit. He even avoids such a stunning beauty in the world. Can he like her?!
Damn, is this guy gay?
Yanguang noticed something was wrong. Fengshan and Li Zheng seemed to be very close. Could it be...
"You are the fat woman! You are the fat woman in the whole family!" Yu Xiaoyu was furious and yelled, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Uuuu~ Brother Fengshan, who is this old woman? She bullied me~" Yu Xiaoyu cried and ran to hug Fengshan, but the other party dodged him and had to grab Fengshan's waistband to complain.
Fengshan was so stunned by her that he was afraid that he would have a psychological shadow on dairy products in the future. He slapped Yu Xiaoyu's hand that was holding his clothes away and said coldly: "This is Yanguang, my girlfriend."
Walking up to Yanguang, Fengshan grabbed her hand with a doting look on his face, showing "happiness" on his face.
Fengshan stared: Crazy woman, how dare you do this for real?!
Yan Guang glared back: Nonsense, I am your girlfriend now, of course I have to join in the drama!
Fengshan glared again: Your act is too much!
Yanguang's eyes were firm: But! This is just right, I've been wanting to slap you for a long time!
Fengshan's eyes were fierce: You can wait until later!
Yan Guang: I’m afraid you won’t be able to wait.
After the quick eye contact, Yanguang changed his face and put on a humble and flattering smile: "Is this uncle?
Fengshan often mentioned you to me, saying that you are tall, mighty, and handsome, and when we meet today, you certainly live up to your reputation."
Fengshan rolled his eyes wildly: "yuer~"
This crazy woman talks nonsense without drafting it. When did I ever say that?
"Hahahaha!" Feng Qiwu laughed happily and nodded: "That's not true. This boy Fengshan has inherited my excellent bloodline. If he followed his mother's bloodline, this boy would be disabled."
Fengshan complained: "If I inherited my mother's appearance, I don't know how much more handsome I am now!"
Feng Qiwu was furious: “Fuck your mother!
If you inherited your mother's genes and grew up to be 1.85 meters tall, delicate and fair, I would have beaten you to death.
You’re so girly!”
Fengshan was also angry: "You know nothing, the kind of little fresh meat and little milk dogs are popular now, your kind has long been out of date!
Old man, times have changed!"
"Snapped!"
Fengshan's face was burning and he looked at Yanguang in confusion: "???"
Yan Guang rubbed his right hand and stared at him: "How can I talk to my uncle... no, how can I talk to our dad? You are not polite at all, and you want our dad to eat poop? I will feed you first, do you believe it?"
"No, when will I say..."
"Okay, you better shut up!"
Feng Qiwu directly interrupted Fengshan's words and looked at Yan Guang with joy, the more he looked at her, the more he liked her: "Oh, I really don't know what kind of blessing this kid has achieved in his previous life to find such a virtuous and gentle girlfriend like you.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! My Feng family is so lucky to have this daughter-in-law!"
Fengshan: “???”
Virtuous?
gentle?
Old man, when did you go crazy?
Does a person in his forties have Alzheimer's disease?
Yu Xiaoyu: "!!!"
"What about me? Uncle Feng, I am brother Fengshan's finger-to-tip wife!"
Feng Qiwu was in a dilemma now. With Yan Guang's temperament, he would really like her as his daughter-in-law.
But Yu Xiaoyu is the orphan of his old comrade in arms, and it was his old comrade's last wish before his death that the two families get married, so Xiaoyu traveled thousands of miles to come over for a "blind date."
Choose the banquet, I'm sorry for my old comrades.
Let's choose Yu Xiaoyu... He also felt that Yan Guang looked the most pleasing to the eye.
Yan Guang rolled his eyes: "So what if we get married on the fingertips?
I already have the flesh and blood of the Feng family in my belly. When I give birth to the child, I will marry him directly!"
"you……!"
Yu Xiaoyu was stunned and looked at Fengshan with a look of disbelief, "Brother Fengshan, is everything she said true?"
Fengshan stared at Yanguang, his mind almost exploding.
Is this crazy woman mentally ill?
wrong!
She is just mentally ill, or is she a crazy woman?
Damn!
Can you name the excuse of pregnancy?
Why are you treating the old man like a fool?
How long have we known each other?
It hasn’t arrived in seven days!
It takes a month for other people to show signs of pregnancy, why did you know it in just a week?
Old man, if you come here and believe your nonsense, I will eat three kilograms of Ollie on the spot!
Feng Qiwu was first shocked, then confused, then enlightened, and finally he patted Fengshan on the shoulder with relief: "Good boy, I told you that when you meet your sister Xiaoyu, you will look down on her.
It turns out that you and Yanguang were together at that time, and you were pregnant.
You kid is so ignorant, even though she is pregnant, you still hide it from me and your mother!
It’s so outrageous!”
Fengshan: “???”
He was shocked.
What did my father think about in this short period of time?
If I was already together with Yanguang before entering the matrix, why would I need to hide it from you two?
Is there any benefit to doing this?
This is so fucking unreasonable!
Old man, please give me a fresh idea!
Feng Qiwu turned to Yu Xiaoyu and said apologetically: "Xiaoyu, it's not that uncle wants to break the contract, it's really...
Alas, you two are destined to be different!"
Fengshan's eyes lit up and he thought: "Huh? Does this mean... that you want to drive Yu Xiaoyu away?
Then I just need to find an excuse to pretend to break up with this crazy woman Yanguang, won't I solve two problems?
I see!
Crazy woman, this wave has some tricks!
Misunderstood!"
Then Yu Xiaoyu said something that almost scared Fengshan's three souls and seven souls out of his mind.
"Uncle, you don't have to blame yourself.
I……
I can serve my brother with Sister Yan!
I……
I can make it small."
When Yu Xiaoyu said these words, her face turned red and her ears were dyed pink, which was really tempting.
Fengshan and Yanguang: “Pfft!!!”
Eye contact is online again.
Fengshan: What should we do now?
Yanguang: How about if I withdraw, how about you and this girl?
Fengshan: What a beautiful idea you have! If I don’t live well, don’t even think about living in peace!
Yanguang: How do you want me to feel uneasy?
Fengshan pondered: If I keep you here, you will be a cow and a horse for my Feng family!
Yanguang's eyes lit up: Just like your Feng family's wife?
Fengshan:???
"good!"
Yanguang couldn't wait to say loudly: "Since you don't mind, sister, we will be a family from now on!
Come on, I offended you just now, this is the crab paste that my sister got from exploring not long ago, it’s very delicious, take it!”
"Ah? Eh? Hmm?"
Yu Xiaoyu was frightened by her operation, and she stayed there in a daze, at a loss.
No problem, my little sister is not very old and is not very good at making tea.
When she met a gangster like Yan Guang, she used a combination of three or two punches to completely break her tea art skills.
"Come on, sister just got some crab meat and I'll make sashimi for you to eat!" Without any explanation, Yan Guang pulled Yu Xiaoyu to the side, as close as sisters.
Feng Qiwu looked pleased: "How wonderful! If your mother had such a big heart back then, maybe you would have two more brothers now."
Fengshan had a look of dementia on his face: "Aba, aba, aba, aba..."
That’s not what the fucking script was written like!
The crazy woman wants to kill me!
Grass!
I was wondering why she suddenly changed her mind and came to help again. She was waiting here!
Regional channel.
Fengshan: “Now there are two female hooligans who are coveting my beauty and won’t leave me, what should I do?
Wait online, it’s quite urgent!”
…
Ye Kai: "What do those two female gangsters look like?"
Feng Qiwu: "[Photo]"
Ye Kai: "Grass, it causes discomfort, I suggest suicide!"
Ye Yuan: "Brother, are you an idiot? Look who posted the photo!"
Ye Kai: "Uncle, are you..."
Feng Qiwu: "I am Fengshan's father."
Ye Yuan: "Hello uncle, congratulations uncle!"
Ye Kai: "What...hahaha...hello uncle, happy new year!"
Ye Kai: "Oh no, happy birthday!"
Chu Xiao: "It's over, this kid is stupid."
Zhou Kai: "A moment of silence."
Feng Qiwu: "Hahaha Ye Kai, young man, I think you are very pleasing to the eye. I will bring your sister to play with you when you have time."
Ye Kai: "Abba, Abba, Abba..."
Fengshan looked desperate and paddled on the regional channel, trying to escape reality.
At this moment, the remaining players in the regional channel are: 3
…
"Come on, sister, take this piece of crab meat sashimi. This is wasabi soy sauce. It tastes great when dipped in it!" Yanguang held the crab meat in one hand and a small plate filled with mustard in the other, smiling very kindly.
Yu Xiaoyu declined: "No, no, no, sister, you eat it!"
"Sister, you eat it. If you don't eat it, you won't give me face!"
"Sister, you need to supplement your nutrition now, it's better for you to eat!"
"Hey, I also have crab paste here. That one is more nutritious. I'd better give this piece of crab meat to you, sister!"
"Sister, who...are you?!"
Yu Xiaoyu suddenly turned his head and looked at a metal door.
Yanguang also sensed it, and turned around to look, but a portal suddenly opened in front of the metal door, and three players filed out.
One of them was holding a fine shield, and you could tell it was of extraordinary quality just by looking at it.
"Oh la oh la." Gangmen took a step forward to the left, feeling helpless: "I didn't expect that when I first came to this channel, I met a player group."
“Pot roasted chicken?”
Yanguang put away his things and took a step forward: "Did you use the jump device to get it?"
"Hi!"
Gangmen nodded to the left, and his eyes slid over Yan Guang's left arm without leaving a trace, with a solemn look in his eyes: "In order to avoid pursuit, our team had to make a space jump to come here. Please invite this beautiful Miss Long Guo.
It’s convenient.”
"To avoid being chased?"
Yan Guang looked at the three of them carefully and saw no blood on them, so he believed it: "If you are just passing by, leave this room as soon as possible!"
Gangmen nodded to the left and was about to speak when a person behind him stepped forward and whispered a few words to him.
He glanced at Yanguang and the others without leaving a trace, scanning them one by one. His eyes suddenly narrowed slightly, and he said with a smile: "I'll leave right away. Thank you for your accommodation."
After saying that, he turned around with his two men, randomly selected a metal door, swiped his card and left.
…
After the three people left, Yu Xiaoyu walked up to Yan Guang with a frightened expression: "Fortunately, they were just passing by."
"Um."
Yanguang turned around, showed an obscene expression, touched Yu Xiaoyu's conscience and said, "This brooch of yours is quite nice, do you have any more?"
Yu Xiaoyu blushed and slapped Yan Guang's hand away: "This is a relic left by my father."
"Oh, sorry."
Yanguang took out the crab meat sashimi again and said, "It's better for my sister to eat it."
