I never expected that the shit shovel would actually change his character, publish new books without opening a new account, and my diary would be discovered by him!
The shameless guy actually said it was a short story he wrote while crazy!
That is obviously my hard work!
Hard work!
He is just trying to get the heat!
Get the heat!
I……
I……
snort!
If it were anyone else, I would bite his legs off!
People, oh, dogs are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.
No matter what, I still have to rely on the shit scraper to buy me dog food, and I can only swallow it if I am a mute.
Who would have thought that I am a husky, little G!
In addition to eating dog food, you also have to suffer the consequences of being dumb!?
Too much shit!
The more I think about it, the angrier I get!
I'm going to bite a slipper first to quell the fire!
…
well……
You don’t know how I have lived these past two years!
Since the last time he was forced to become bald by the shit shoveling officer and the pet shop lady, the shit shoveling officer has tasted the sweetness!
Two years!
Two whole years!
I didn’t even dare to go shopping a few times!
When it got longer, he took me to have it trimmed. Later, in order to save money, he even bought that buzzing thing himself.
Oh, electric!
Just, how should I put it?
The shit-sweeper's hands are too wet,
I strongly suspect that he usually types too much.
I tremble when I hold that buzz buzz!
Can you imagine that scene?
At once……
It’s all tears, you know?
I clearly remember that time after the shit-sweeper shaved me,
What his mother said next to him,
Ouch, this dog's hair is shaved, as if it's been chewed by a dog!
After I looked in the mirror that day, there was only one thought running through my mind.
Oh no, three!
First, this sentence is really the greatest insult to dogs!
Second, let’s prepare the decoration expenses!
Third, prepare the medical expenses!
Fourth, make up the count. If you say three thoughts, there are three!
Let’s get back to the topic, since it is rare to write a diary again, we must follow the format and follow the procedures!
Wait a minute, I'll go to Baidu to check the format of the diary.
On May 16, 2021, it turned cloudy, then sunny, then cloudy again, with light rain.
A few days ago, I was talking about an anniversary, so I locked myself in my room and watched videos, and used half a pack of tissues.
well……
This is the first time I've seen a man who shovels shit cry so virtuously,
Oh, in your human terms, it’s called “crying like a dog”.
Hey, don't bury the dog, I'm much prettier than him!
Although I am still bald,
But it’s also many, many times better looking than the shit shoveling officer!
Oh, by the way, the friends around me have changed a lot in the past two years.
That Alaskan who was having fun every day was sent away by his family because he thought it was too expensive to raise him.
I don’t know where it was sent, either.
From what they said, it's the countryside.
Then during the Chinese New Year, two dog thieves were caught in the countryside.
Alaska found it from their car,
Listen to the shit shovel officer,
He went to heaven.
Oh yes,
The person who raised Alaska brought Xiaoqiu back!
He is much cuter than Alaska!
Laughing every day,
I don’t know why He is always so happy. I am also very happy when I see Him.
Oops, the more I think about it, the angrier I get, because I’m bald and I’m too embarrassed to go to Xiaoqiu Wan!
Just wait a moment,
I'll bring disaster to the other slipper of the shit shoveling officer!
…
By the way, I seem to have a crush on someone lately,
The same house that took away the cat boss,
Such a cute girl!
but!
She is cute only when she comes to our house alone,
