June 2, 2021, Wednesday, the 22nd day of the fourth lunar month, cloudy to moderate rain, then light rain, then ticking rain, then overcast
Hello everyone, I am Xiao G!
I am here to share my life with you again!
I just learned today that people who keep cats are called shit scavengers.
Dog owners...should be called poop pickers.
The poop picker in my family gave himself a nickname - the Shit Catcher King.
He would really put money on his face and catch the Emperor of Shit. I heard that he had learned welding before. If he hadn't switched to writing novels, would he have given himself the nickname "The Emperor of Welding"?
I'm going to get shit... Bah!
I heard from the poop collector that my parents’ husky was taken away!
I heard who was the person who took him back... emmmmm...
Let me think about it, what is that profession called?
I can’t remember it, let me Baidu first!
Oh, armed police.
He said he wanted to challenge him by training him to be a police dog.
It's so funny, if it can be used as a police dog, I will send the poop picker in for training tomorrow.
Shit picker, you are already a mature adult, you should learn to guide yourself, report it tomorrow, and try to be on duty next year to search for explosives!
Winning glory for the country, honoring the ancestors, ancestors... the smoke from the ancestral graves is here, I am optimistic about you.
When the time comes, the cat boss lady will definitely look at you differently.
Get out of singleness, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life.
When the time comes, be sure to remember that the ancients once said: Don’t forget each other if you want to be rich and noble!
Beat the boss cat, drive it out of the house, let it live on the street, and finally be bullied and die with hatred and so on.
Really happy to hear it.
Ahem.
How did you reveal the true purpose?
Closer to home, the poop collector seems to be very anxious in the past half month, and he always keeps mumbling to himself when he goes out for a walk.
They all said things I couldn't understand.
What: Miscalculation, it’s really difficult to write without an outline.
Oops, this book crashed again.
Alas, how about writing a new book?
Ah! No inspiration for the new book!
It’s so difficult to open your mind with Golden Finger!
It’s so difficult to establish a worldview!
The character design and everything else are just a bunch of nonsense!
some type of.
As a husky, I certainly can't help much with the job of being a poop picker.
I am a gifted person, so I can only hide from others and write diaries, so I can share my life with others.
Huh?
How about I also secretly open a book and write about my daily life of house demolition?
I just don’t know if those whips will sign me up.
I heard the shit picker say that if I don’t sign some agreement, I won’t make money. If I don’t make money, I won’t be able to buy dog food. If I can’t buy dog food, I will be hungry. If I’m hungry, I won’t have the strength. If I don’t have the strength, I won’t be able to demolish my home. , If you can’t demolish your home, you won’t have a daily routine of demolishing your home. If you don’t have a daily routine of demolishing your home, you won’t have to write. If you don’t write, you won’t be able to make money...
Infinite loop?
Woo~
I'd better run away from home tomorrow. The family that raises Tibetan mastiffs eats well every day. With my cleverness, I captured the heart of his family's poop collector every minute.
By then, the cars, beef jerky, and big bones will all be mine!
Wa hahaha!
etc!
The shit picker seems to be up. Let me go see what he is doing?
…
The poop picker said he was hungry and was ordering takeout.
It seems like I ordered from an Italian restaurant with some kind of pizza.
Their steaks are delicious and the texture is very good. Last time the shit picker packed a portion and I chewed it for three days before I could chew it.
It's more forbidden to bite than a teething stick.
If I could eat a piece of that steak every day, I believe that even if the shit picker couldn't afford to support me one day, I would still be able to find a way out on the streets with the help of these sharpened teeth.
When the time comes, I will not forget the hard work of the excrement collector and share some food with him.
Without further ado, I’m going to get points for teeth grinding sticks...
Oh no, I ordered some steaks.
…
etc!
The shit picker needs to use a computer
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What the hell????
You write these damn things again when I’m not paying attention????
Grandma’s writing is actually better than mine??
Today, someone praised Xiao G for writing better than the main text. Tomorrow I will send it to the armed police brigade for in-depth transformation.
Little G, little G, you are already a mature husky, it’s time to learn to earn money for dog food by yourself.
Try to get a job next year and come with me to search for explosives!
————The King of Shit, his penis is extremely long!
——In response to Gouzi’s strong request, signature: Bald Gou Xiaog.
By the way, the g in small g is actually the first letter of dog in pinyin.
