Chapter 305 The spirit of trouble, the shadow of the magic lamp
"Ahem, my hands are a little shaky as I get older and I can't hold things firmly."
Master Taiyi awkwardly leaned over and picked up the fly whisk, then pulled Yang Jian to a stone pier, held Yang Jian down and said, "Come on, come on, you sit down first, I have something to talk to Nezha about."
"Master, please don't..."
Yang Jian frowned when he saw this, and quickly dissuaded Master Taiyi, fearing that he would blame Nezha.
"It's okay, it's okay. Nezha is my apprentice. What can I do to him? You sit down first and keep an eye on your sister. You can call me when she wakes up."
Master Taiyi laughed and interrupted Yang Jian's words. He shook his fly whisk to calm Yang Jian and sat down quietly.
Then, Master Taiyi turned around with a smile...
The smile disappears!
Twisting his chubby body, Master Taiyi jumped onto the Taoist platform with great flexibility.
"Nezha!"
Taiyi Zhenren shouted in a deep voice and shouted in Nezha's ear:
"You're in big trouble!"
"How dare you save a felon from Heaven from the demon-slaying platform in Heaven? This is the first time since ancient times. Do you know what a heinous crime this is!"
Nezha stopped chanting sutras, turned his head, blinked his big eyes and looked at Master Taiyi and said:
"Master, what a big deal this is, aren't you afraid?"
"Well……"
Master Taiyi was swallowed by Nezha, and immediately a mouthful of noise got stuck in his throat.
But looking at his lovely apprentice, Master Taiyi swallowed the words that came to his lips, straightened his messy clothes, sat down and said:
"Of course, this isn't a big deal. Master can still sort it out for you!"
As a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, he naturally has a strong backing. Besides, Nezha is not a repeat offender, so this crime can still be solved.
Then, Master Taiyi saw that Nezha looked a little strange, and couldn't help but feel a little bit in his heart, and said, "Have you caused other troubles?"
Nezha: "Hey hey hey..."
Nezha chuckled, ran behind Master Taiyi, squeezed his shoulders and back with his little hands, and then said:
"Master, it's not really a big disaster. It's just that the fourth prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Ding, came to Chentangguan and committed some evil. I couldn't stand it, so I went over and beat him to death."
Taiyi Zhenren was stunned for a moment, then coughed dryly and said: "Of course, this is not a big deal. I have also heard of that guy Ao Ding. If he bullies men and dominates women, he will be beaten to death."
When Nezha heard this, he nodded and said:
"Yes, master, this is not a big deal, there are even bigger ones..."
Taiyi Zhenren exclaimed: "There is a bigger one?!"
"Well, the old Dragon King came to take revenge on me. If he couldn't beat me, he wanted to complain to heaven. So I went to heaven one step ahead and turned into the Jade Emperor to tease the old Dragon King!"
"But don't worry, Master. The old Dragon King was beaten to the point where he knelt down and begged for mercy. He already said that he didn't dare to complain anymore."
Master Taiyi immediately turned around and grabbed Nezha. While shaking Nezha, he said with a look of hatred on his face: "You believe him when he says he won't complain. How can you be so naive, apprentice!"
Nezha was being shaken back and forth by Taiyi Zhenren, and he quickly grabbed Taiyi Zhenren's beard to prevent him from shaking him, and then said:
"Master, is this a big deal?"
Master Taiyi's face froze, then he sighed and said:
"Oh, how could I deal with a disciple like you..."
"It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid, the master can handle this too."
Upon hearing this, Nezha suddenly showed a cute smile and said: "Master is the best, and..."
Taiyi Zhenren: "..."
What the hell is there?!
How many troubles have you gotten into?!
"Go ahead and explain everything else at once."
Hearing this, Nezha glanced at Master Taiyi cautiously, and then said:
"Master, that old Jade Emperor is so abominable. I saw with my own eyes in heaven that he crushed his own sister on Peach Mountain!"
"At that time, the apprentice remembered the master's teachings and wanted to be a good man who is chivalrous and righteous, so the apprentice turned into a giant hornet and stung the Jade Emperor all over his body, hahaha..."
Nezha was laughing, and Master Taiyi seemed to be petrified, sitting there stiffly and motionless.
Then three seconds later, Master Taiyi grabbed Nezha and pressed him on the platform. He used some kind of futon or table to suppress Nezha and exclaimed:
"My dear, you actually stung the Jade Emperor all over his body. You are such a troublemaker. Just stay in the Golden Light Cave and don't go out!"
Nezha struggled and pushed the messy things away while saying:
"Master, what a big deal this is, aren't you afraid of the Jade Emperor?!"
Upon hearing this, Master Taiyi immediately held Nezha's little face and laughed loudly, saying:
"Haha, master, who am I afraid of? I can be afraid of him!"
"I, the disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, Master Taiyi, I am afraid of him..."
"What the hell, I'm not afraid of him. Who am I afraid of? Ah, the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms!!"
"You robbed the law field, killed the prince, and defeated the Dragon King. It's not a big deal. Master can handle it for you, but you still stung the Jade Emperor all over his body!"
"You, you know that the Jade Emperor is a petty person...Ahem, why do you say what's on your mind?"
"The Jade Emperor must be furious. Heavenly soldiers and generals must have surrounded your home now!"
"Nezha, you are so capable of causing trouble. You are not the reincarnation of a spirit bead. You have become a spirit by causing trouble!"
After Master Taiyi finished speaking in one breath, he felt his mouth was dry for a while. He quickly ran to the tea tray aside, picked up the big teapot and started drinking.
"Wait a minute, master, you just said, my family..."
…
call out!
The door of the Golden Light Cave opened wide, and Nezha turned into a golden red light and soared into the sky, heading straight for Chentangguan.
After a while, the door of Jinguang Cave opened again.
Yang Jian anxiously ran out of the cave, jumped into the sky, and chased after Nezha.
Yang Jian was extremely talented. After asking Master Taiyi for somersault cloud formulas, he immediately learned how to soar into the clouds and ride on the mist.
It's just that if Somersault Cloud wants to achieve great achievements, it can't be achieved instantly by talent. It needs a time process to understand and learn.
Therefore, even if Yang Jian can soar into the clouds, he still cannot catch up with Nezha in terms of speed.
After the two of them flew into the sky, Taiyi Zhenren walked out of the Golden Light Cave.
Standing outside the cave door, he looked at the two people disappearing into the horizon, couldn't help but sigh, and murmured:
"Nezha, you are the one who brought the Li family's disaster. They need you to solve their disaster, and your departure will bring disaster!"
"I hope Yang Jian will not encounter the heavenly soldiers and generals, so that Nezha's body can be brought back, and the master can save you from the disaster!"
"The calamity, the difficulty, it's hard to explain, the way is unclear..."
Master Taiyi turned around and returned to the Golden Light Cave. He had been staying in this cave for who knows how many years and had never left. He even took Nezha as his disciple and went to Chentangguan with his spiritual thoughts.
Arriving at the lotus pond, Master Taiyi looked at a lamp-shaped shadow emerging from the shining colorful divine light, and couldn't help but sigh again:
"A great disaster is coming. I hope you and your master can help all sentient beings in the world survive the disaster safely!"
"In this way, Pindao's constant protection of you for thousands of years will not be in vain..."
