Chapter three hundred and fiftieth chapter slip away
"Is that monkey really that capable?!"
In the newly built Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at the embarrassed Wen Zhong and asked with some surprise.
The gods of the Ministry of Thunder and one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals went out for battle, but were beaten by a monkey and fled away without their armor.
The gods of the Lei tribe suffered heavy casualties, with not even one out of ten left alive. Most of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers were hacked to death by monkeys with sticks.
After hearing Wen Zhong's report, the Jade Emperor felt bad.
This is simply the worst defeat that Heaven has suffered in tens of thousands of years!
When Yang Jian rebelled against Heaven, he only wounded but did not kill. Although there was a huge momentum, Heaven did not suffer any actual losses.
But this time it's different, the damn monkey is really killing it!
Very evil!
"Sun Wukong! Humph!"
After the Jade Emperor sullenly recited the monkey's name, he snorted coldly and prepared to send more troops, horses, generals and capable men to conquer the Huaguo Mountain.
However, Taibai Jinxing in the Lingxiao Palace suddenly stood up and suggested:
"Your Majesty, I think the monkey just wants a name. Why don't you give him a name in name only? It will not only reduce the losses in the heaven, but also get a powerful general. Why wouldn't you do it...
"
Taibai Jinxing's suggestion moved the Jade Emperor's heart.
Monkey is indeed quite capable, and if he continues to fight, it will only increase his troubles. Moreover, if he can really recruit Monkey, he can also be allowed to deal with Yang Jian, which is simply killing two birds with one stone!
Suddenly, the Jade Emperor pretended to think for a moment, and then made the decision to send Taibai Jinxing to the lower realm to recruit monkeys.
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Not long after, Taibai Jinxing left and returned, bringing an arrogant-looking monkey into the Lingxiao Palace.
"He named Sun Wukong the Great Sage and granted him the Qitian Mansion."
In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at the monkey below who was scratching his head and ears, and asked for forgiveness, which immediately made the monkey overjoyed.
"Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Sun. Hahahaha..."
The monkey laughed endlessly, put on the golden and fiery red robes of the Monkey King, flicked his long cloak, and ran to have fun in the Qitian Mansion.
"Ha, he is a wild monkey after all..."
Seeing the monkey being satisfied so easily, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but smile disdainfully. He didn't expect that the monkey could be subdued so easily. It was quite unexpected.
In the following days, the monkey began to idle around in the heaven.
Because he had nothing to do all day long, he started to make friends everywhere, including the Nine-Yao Star King, the Four-level Gong Cao, the Three Stars of Fortune, Fortune and Longevity, and even Taishang Laojun was included in the scope of good friends by the monkey.
Not long after, the monkey came to the twelfth heaven from having fun in the 20th heaven.
"Oh, what a big Lingqi Tianzhu!"
After arriving at the twelfth heaven, the monkey immediately saw the pillar of spiritual energy rising into the sky, and also saw the Dongji Miaoyan Palace that was like a black hole.
"What kind of place is this? Come in and have fun!"
The monkey flew away on the clouds and approached the East Ji Miaoyan Palace.
Buzz!
However, just as the monkey approached within three thousand miles of Dongji Miaoyan Palace, a curtain of light suddenly fell from the sky and fell in front of the monkey, blocking the monkey's way.
"What kind of wild god dares to trespass into Dongji Miaoyan Palace!"
Lin Jiuzong came riding on the starlight, his eyes like crape myrtle stars bloomed with purple brilliance, and he used Dharma eyes to look at the monkeys.
Suddenly, he felt a tyrannical momentum and unfathomable power from the monkey.
"A master who has surpassed the Three Tribulations Yuan Shen Realm..."
Lin Jiuzong murmured in his heart that now he was at the top of the Yuanling Realm, and his pair of divine eyes refined with the power of the Ziwei Star could see through the Three Tribulations of the Yuan Shen Realm.
And the only things he can't see through are those who are in the Six Tribulations Yuan Shen Realm and those who are above Six Tribulations!
"Hmph, I am the Monkey King, equal to the Jade Emperor, and as high as the sky. I can't go anywhere. You stupid god, get out of the way quickly, or I will hit you with a stick and you will lose your soul!
"
When Sun Wukong saw the other party peeking at him unscrupulously, he immediately became angry and started to scare the other party with a wave of harsh words.
According to Sun Wukong's opinion, he has just become the Monkey King, and there should be many gods who don't know him.
The person in front of me should be one of the people who doesn't know him, and he definitely doesn't know how powerful he is.
Therefore, as long as you provoke the other person and make him scold you angrily, then I will have reason to beat them, and then go to the mysterious fairy palace.
'There must be a powerful treasure in the fairy palace! Go and have a look!'
With this idea in mind, the monkey immediately put on an arrogant expression, looking at the other party with disdain.
"Sun Wukong..."
Lin Jiuzong murmured, and the monkey suddenly grinned.
Sure enough, this Mao Shen doesn’t know himself!
"I know you! Monkey King! Quick, quick, quick, please, please!"
monkey:"???"
The monkey was ready to take out the stick, but when the other party came forward, his hands froze and he was immediately at a loss.
Lin Jiuzong opened the formation and let Sun Wukong in.
Then, he invited Sun Wukong to the Demon Suppression Temple and took out the collected flat peaches for Sun Wukong to eat.
Suddenly, Sun Wukong looked at the flat peach as big as a basin, his eyes immediately straightened, he picked it up and gnawed it.
"Oh my god, what is this? This is so delicious!"
The monkey eats with a mouth full of flavor!
It was the first time that Monkey had eaten such a delicious peach, and he felt that he would never be able to love other peaches from now on.
Lin Jiuzong gave Sun Wukong a treat, including flat peaches, royal wine, red fruits, and immortal grapes. He also killed a tengu and made a pot of stew for the monkey.
Finally, when the monkey left, Lin Jiuzong said:
"It's a pity that I don't have the nine-thousand-year-old purple-striped peaches in the peach garden here, otherwise I would definitely entertain the great sage!"
Monkey: "Hey, good brother, I am the Monkey King. If I can't eat anything, it's nine thousand years of flat peaches. I'll treat you to that in the future!"
"Let's go, hiccup~~"
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"Your Majesty, Sun Wukong has nothing to do all day long. He is just idle. Recently, he has been making friends with many gods and gods in heaven. He completely ignores the official laws and regulations of heaven and ignores the power of heaven!"
In the Yaochi, the Jade Emperor was about to take a nap when Wu Quxingjun ran in and informed the monkey.
The Jade Emperor was already angry when his sleep was disturbed, and the desire in his heart became heavier and heavier these days.
Suddenly, the Jade Emperor felt that if this situation continued like this, the monkey would really get involved with the immortals in heaven, which would be detrimental to him.
"No, I have to find something for the monkey to do, but are there any vacancies in heaven now..."
While the Jade Emperor was thinking, he suddenly remembered that the Queen Mother's peach garden still needed a gatekeeper.
"The Peach Fair held once every five hundred years by the Empress can always win over a large number of people among the immortals and gods in heaven. It is actually somewhat disadvantageous to me, so why not..."
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor immediately slapped his thigh, admiring his own intelligence.
"Tiannu, please pass on my decree and order the Monkey King, the Monkey King, to guard the Peach Garden."
After the Jade Emperor said this, Tiannu immediately responded and ran to deliver the order.
After hearing the content of the imperial edict, the monkey, who was already greedy for nine thousand years of flat peaches, happily accepted the decree and ran into the flat peach garden happily.
Then, the Three Waves Mantra began...
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"Your Majesty, the day for the Peach Blossom Meeting is coming soon. I would like to invite Buddhists and elders from the West to attend the meeting this time to show the generosity of heaven!"
"Western Buddha?"
The Jade Emperor was stunned and asked, "Why do you invite them?"
"If you can avoid provoking those outsiders, try not to do anything to avoid trouble!"
The Jade Emperor has always been afraid of the power and strength of Western Buddhism.
Those bald guys were too strong. In terms of threat level, they were more powerful than Yang Jian. The Jade Emperor couldn't do anything to them, so he adopted an attitude of not provoking them.
"Your Majesty, Heaven is the master of the three realms, and you are the master of the three realms. We should be more generous, so that we can show the majesty of our heaven!"
"You think, even the Western Buddhas and elders with great supernatural powers come to scream at the Pantao Society. Wouldn't that show the power and power of my heaven even more?"
After the Queen Mother said this, the invitation to Western Buddhas and Laos suddenly changed, as if the invitation had changed to that the other party came with the mentality of pilgrimage.
"Okay, okay, then let's do it as your Majesty said."
The Jade Emperor couldn't stand the Queen Mother's persuasion, and finally agreed.
Seeing the Queen Mother happily leaving Yaochi to manage the Peach Fair, the Jade Emperor suddenly sneered in his heart.
He threw a monkey into the peach garden, and in the end there were still a few good peaches in the peach garden...
"Sometimes, brainless people are useful..."
Lying on the dragon couch in the harem, the Jade Emperor grinned and murmured, then hummed a little tune and gradually fell into a dream.
In this way, the Peach Fair was held as scheduled.
The Queen Mother sent seven fairies to the peach orchard to pick peaches, but Sun Wukong found all seven fairies deep in the peach orchard.
Knowing that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother did not invite him, Sun Wukong suddenly felt so embarrassed.
"My old grandson is the Great Sage of the Qitian. He, the Jade Emperor, invited all the gods in the sky, but he didn't invite me!"
Sun Wukong became angry and left the Peach Garden, which had been turned into a mess by him, and headed straight for the Yaochi.
After arriving at the Yaochi, Sun Wukong looked at the various immortal treasures, divine fruits and royal wines in the Yaochi, and his mouth was watering immediately.
"Hmph, if the Jade Emperor doesn't invite me, then my grandson will come uninvited!"
"Peach Club! Humph, you can't do it with me here!"
The monkey ran into the Yaochi, blew out a breath, and immediately immobilized all the heavenly officials and fairies, and then began to devour them unscrupulously.
The immortal delicacies are delicious, the divine fruit is refreshing, and the royal wine is mellow. Monkey feels that these things at Pantao Club are much better than what he ate in the Demon Suppressing Temple.
After a big meal, the monkey packed a bag, got up drunkenly from the clouds, staggered and walked backwards, and arrived at the Tushita Palace in the thirty-third heaven.
After running into the Immortal Palace, Sun Wukong swallowed another gourd of elixir into his belly.
These elixirs were all nine-turn golden elixirs refined by Taishang Laojun. There were tens of thousands of them, and they were all devoured by the monkeys.
After eating the golden elixir, Sun Wukong felt a burst of heat.
The huge energy that emerged from the body directly dissipated the monkey's drunkenness, causing it to wake up.
"What a disaster! What a disaster!"
The monkey who woke up looked at the messy alchemy room, and then remembered that he had turned the Yaochi Peach Club into ruins, and immediately scratched his head.
"It seems like we've gotten into big trouble..."
"Heaven will definitely not be able to accommodate me. I, Grandson, should continue to be my Monkey King in the lower world."
"Actually, it's good to be a monkey king. You don't have to go to the sky. There's nothing good in the sky. It's just more clouds, more fog, more fairy treasures, more magical fruits, more fine wine..."
With a murmur of self-deception, Sun Wukong soared into the sky, somersaulted directly to the lower realm, and slipped away before anyone noticed him...