Isiah Thomas shouted loudly while sitting in the ESPN live broadcast room.
"This Asian guy's shot blocking is so cool! He blocks every other person and smashes every other person! Cool!!!"
"The difficulty of blocking this shot is definitely A+. Why don't I give him an S?" John Calipari said: "Because although this block is beautiful, it relies too much on bounce, so I can only
Give it an A+ grade.”
"Oh~e.on!!! John, you are too harsh!!!" Isiah Thomas expressed dissatisfaction.
"It's not that I'm strict, I just analyzed it from the perspective of a professional coach." John Calipari said.
"Okay, okay." Isiah Thomas said: "But it looks like I have to help this Asian kid think of a nickname!"
"Haha~ This is correct!" John Calipari said.
The Lakers eventually lost. Gasol made one of two free throws, 85-92. The Lakers lost to the New York Knicks.
Lin's madness continues.
However, this time Tang Qian was in the United States, and finally showed a small nod.
The next day's ESPN basketball section homepage had a headline prominently displayed.
Linsanity!!!The madness continues!!!The Lakers lost 85-92!!!
Bryant exploded!!! Damn it, a player who scored almost 40 points on us, what else do you want me to say???
Asians shine??? More than one??? Lakers No. 29 rookie performs strongly!!!
TNT’s basketball section reads:
The tragedy of Charles! Buckley fell into the hands of the Chinese again!!!
The "bet" will be fulfilled again on the 29th, and Charles will kiss the donkey's butt again???
Kenny laughed! I already knew he could do it!!!
New York Times:
"Linsanity~The Wonder Boy continues!!! Who can stop New York???"
"Kobe! I have no suggestions for him tonight!!!"
"Smash~~~The Smiling Assassin called him that! From Lakers 29! Do you remember it?"
…
Although there is still not much news about Tang Qian, it finally appeared.
For a yellow man, this can be said to be the first step in the American basketball world!
domestic.
All major forums and major sports forums.
"Tang Qian's shot blocking is so handsome! I really want to have children with him!"
"Upstairs, I looked at your personal information. Are you a boy? How do you give birth to a child???"
"You know nothing! Pure love can only exist between men and men, do you understand???"
"Holy shit~~~ It turns out he is a gay brother~~~You win~~~"
"So! Brother Tang Ji is mine, and none of you can rob it from me!!! Whoever robs me will be in a hurry!!!"
"Don? Tangji??? I'm so stupid!!! You are so disgusting!!!"
I don't know who passed it on, but Tang Qian's domestic nickname suddenly became "Tang Ji".
Fortunately, Tang Qian didn't know it at this time, otherwise he would have been so angry that smoke would come out of his nostrils and the three corpse gods would be furious!
…
"Wow~~~smash!!! Oh oh oh!!!" As soon as Tang Qian entered the training ground, he heard someone yelling.
"S, smash??? What the hell is this? Are you calling me???" Tang Qian was stunned when he heard this and said.
"Of course I'm calling you! Hot!" Ci Shiping ran over and took the newspaper and said: "Here, look, this is the nickname Isiah Thomas gave you!"
"Isiah Thomas??? The famous 'Smiling Assassin'?" Tang Qian asked.
"That's right, it's him! Hot, why don't I have such a cool nickname?" Ci Shiping said with some annoyance, "beating his chest and feet."
"Tang, congratulations. You performed well yesterday. It seems that your ability to comprehend is much better than I thought!" The Spaniard also came over and said with a smile.
"Oh, it's all bad luck! What are you holding in your mouth?" the nunnery owner said when she saw Tang Qian walking in, with a face filled with "envy, jealousy, and hatred."
"By the way, why didn't you see Bryant again?" Tang Qian looked at the court and asked.
"He's taking a nap on the bus right now! This guy has come to the gym to practice at three or four in the morning. He usually takes a short break after the first round of practice. It will be about half an hour before he comes in.
Let’s start the second round of training in the morning.” Pau Gasol said casually, as if he was already accustomed to this situation.
"Has, has the round of practice ended?" Tang Qian was startled and secretly exclaimed.
"Yes, he is not a normal person." The Spaniard smiled and said: "We all call him Mechanical Snake, as if he doesn't know what rest is."
Machine, mechanical snake???
Tang Qian nodded and once again understood the so-called "Kobe-style effort"!
"Where's Barnes? Why isn't he here either?"
"I don't know. He didn't seem to ask for leave. He suddenly missed the team training."
"In my opinion, he lost the bet and was too embarrassed to come see him!" Ci Shiping said carelessly.
"By the way, it's hot. Are you used to flying back and forth like this?"
Tang Qian smiled bitterly and said: "Meta, to be honest, I'm really not used to it. I was in Los Angeles the day before yesterday, New York yesterday, and I arrived in Toronto, Canada early this morning. I still need to get used to this feeling."
"Hey, at least there is no game tonight, right?" Ci Shiping said, and suddenly winked and said: "Tang, you finally came to Canada, are you interested in going out with me tonight? A girl from Toronto,
But it’s very delicious!!!”
"Ha?" Tang Qian was startled, then quickly shook his head and said, "No, I don't think it's necessary! I'm still adjusting to the jet lag, so I won't go out at night!"
"Adjusting jet lag or something is not an adjustment. Besides, wouldn't it be faster to adjust on a beautiful woman?" Ci Shiping continued to "seduce" Tang Qian.
"No, Meta, I think I'll forget it. You can just eat, drink and have fun at night!" Seeing Ci Shiping's slightly "****" look, Tang Qian said with embarrassment.
Regarding "nightlife", there are many "trivia" about the NBA, but now Tang Qian has no intention of tasting it.
Because he is a "ten-day player", it is uncertain whether he can stay on the team in the future. How can he have time to hang out with Ci Shiping???
His first priority now is to actively prepare for the game, adjust his physical condition, and then strive to perform better within a limited time.
In the morning, after the team's training session ended, Tang Qian received a call from Taylor Swift.
"Don, you performed well last night, keep up the good work. I hope you can stay at the Lakers next time I go there!"
"Okay, big star, with your good words, I will work hard."
"By the way, Don, there are a lot of people in Toronto. You have to be careful and don't have too much nightlife at night!"
Hearing the words on the other end of the phone, Tang Qian was speechless and said: "What kind of flesh and blood are you talking about? Although I am not a Christian, I am not interested in promiscuity, okay? You are such a big star, your thoughts are really impure.
ah!"
"Haha~ You men, everyone says this, but in fact, everyone is 'full of interest' in promiscuity!" Taylor Swift said with a hum on the other side of the phone.
Tang Qian: "..."
After a whole day of rest, Tang Qian finally felt a lot more comfortable. Otherwise, the feeling of being awake only from the neck up would be really terrible!
At 8 o'clock in the evening on February 12, 2012, US time, the Los Angeles Lakers entered the Canada Flight Center Arena, where the Toronto Raptors were waiting for their arrival.
Speaking of the Toronto Raptors, as the only existing NBA team outside the United States, its team history can be described as "turbulent". Since joining the NBA in 1995, its role seems to have been "
Help other people support their wives." Why do you say that? Because whether it is the first-generation leader Damon Stoudemire, the second-generation leader Vince Carter, or the third-generation leader Chris.
Bosh, although they all "thriveled" in Toronto, without exception, they all wore the jerseys of other teams. What is even more tragic is that in addition to these leaders, other "potential stocks" also left Toronto.
Defection. For example, Tracy McGrady, Marcus Camby, Doug Christie... In short, this place seems to never be able to retain talents, and can only make wedding dresses for others.
Of course, no one in the NBA has trouble with the U.S. dollar, so in addition to those "high-sounding" reasons, Toronto's local attention to NBA players has always been a problem. To paraphrase Chris Bosh's original words: "When a player
When you average 20 points and 10 rebounds per game, you are in your home city and don't get the attention you deserve. This is undoubtedly extremely frustrating." Yes, because "LeaguePass" is not popular in Canada.
, so Canadians simply cannot watch all Raptors games on TV. And such a good thing as live broadcast across the United States, with the attention of the Toronto Raptors, cannot be scheduled more than once a season, so the former "Dragon King" was furious
, that is also excusable.
After all, NBA stars belong to the star system in the United States, but on the road in Canada, they are no different from passers-by. This makes the "Dragon King" feel very hurt. Therefore, his subsequent "defection" to Toronto has long been traced.
In addition, general manager Colangelo's speech on "FAN.590" was also extremely inappropriate, and was suspected of using the entire city or even the country to put pressure on the athletes.
So this place, until the 2011-2012 season, was struggling hard.
Last season's 22 wins and 60 losses, a record of 26.8%, is evidence of this.
Before the game, both sides warmed up.
"Fang, it's such a pity that you didn't go out with me last night!" Ci Shiping came over and whispered: "Guess who I met? Nelly Furtado! It's Nelly Furtado.
Oh! Jason, weren't you there at the time? Come over and help me prove it!"
"Nellie Furtado?" To be honest, Tang Qian didn't have much impression of this name, but just because he didn't know it didn't mean that others didn't know either. No, Goodlock said: "She is indeed a beauty, but
Mehta, didn’t I remember she was married?”
"We are married! We got married in 2008, but so what?" Ci Shiping said nonchalantly: "You, a young man born in 1988, don't understand the charm of mature women at all! Let me tell you, ancient times
Dedlock, when a woman is most coquettish, she is in her early thirties. Those female stars you like are too young and have absolutely no flavor that a woman should have!"
"So, did you succeed?" Goodlock asked.
"Well, well, the main reason is that his husband was present at the time. Otherwise, with my strength of charity, world, and peace, I would have captured her long ago!"
"wooo~ After doing this for a long time, nothing happened? Then why are you bragging to Fang? It's so boring!" Goodlock waved his hand and walked away with a "disgusted" look on his face.
"Hey, Goodlock, do you know what step-by-step means? What I call flirting first, then having sex...Hey, hum~ Young people nowadays are really impatient. Is it easy for ED to be too anxious?"
Seeing Gudlock walking away without looking back, Ci Shiping said angrily and loudly.
In the end, it was Kobe who put an end to Ci Shiping's continued "lace" and said seriously: "Guys, we must win this game tonight!!! Do you understand me???"
"no problem!!!"
"Do not worry!!!"
"Okay, let's shout together..."
"one."
"two."
"three."
"WE.ARE.LA!!!"
PS: This is the second chapter from yesterday. I couldn’t finish it at night, so I took advantage of my lunch break to make up for it~
I wonder if everyone is satisfied with Tang Qian’s nickname? Hehe!
By the way, you can search on your own about what ED is, it’s not convenient to explain here~haha~
The update time in the evening remains unchanged, today’s first chapter will be posted around eight o’clock~~~
It’s a new week, Xiao Zi, please recommend me, please recommend me~~~