Breaking news, smoke is everywhere in the Lakers locker room!
This is an article published on the ESPN official website. The author's name is Sherwood Strauss.
Do you know why Lakers No. 29 is on the same page as Lakers No. 17? Click here, this video is the answer!
Countless netizens clicked the play button, and immediately, a scene of a one-on-one bullfight appeared in the video.
It turned out to be a bullfighting video between Andrew Bynum and Tang Qian!
And after the bullfight, there are even more exciting scenes.
That was the scene where Tang Qian chased the nunnery owner and beat him violently, and a group of people came to start a fight.
Combined with Sherwood Strauss's joking words, the entire video is dumbfounded and jaw-dropping.
According to information provided by relevant people within the Lakers team, China Hotspur had a conflict with Bynum before this, and the two once had a big fight in the training ground.
And the result was surprising: China Tong defeated his opponent with one punch.
This is also the origin of this bullfight, so it seems that there is no harmony within the Lakers team, isn't it, Mr. Kupchak?
Immediately, within hours, American fans were in shock.
A large number of messages appeared in piles.
After seeing this, most Lakers fans expressed concern, because problems in the locker room will 100% affect the court.
Everyone knows this.
As for the netizens who are not Lakers fans, they are very happy to see a lot of replies. Ridicule, ridicule, sympathy, and adding insult to injury are everywhere. Who has kept the Lakers in the highest position in the league in the 21st century? Standing at the peak of the peak time is more
The longer you grow, the more enemies you will make. There are a lot of fans in the United States who are resentful of the Lakers.
"Lol, the Black Mamba is very busy now. Can he cope without Fisher's mediation? I pray for the Lakers fans!"
"I'm a Green Army fan. The Lakers probably won't make it to the Finals this year, so we don't mind giving you a piece of the floor in the Finals! hoooooooo~"
"I thought Bynum would be enough to give Kobe a headache, but now here comes another restless Chinese. I think the Black Mamba should evolve into Amphisbaena!"
"Hey, buddy above, are you referring to the patron saint of Hera in Greek mythology?"
"Bingo! Yes, that's it, because the Black Mamba only has one head, which is obviously not enough! lol!"
"I admire you! It seems I should ask my son to borrow a Greek mythology story to read!"
"But this Eastern boy really has two hands. Although he takes advantage of the rules, if he wins, he wins. There's nothing much to say."
"He is originally a blue-collar player who is good at defense. It is not surprising that Bynum lost to him because of his carelessness. Everyone who plays basketball has a breakout, right? Just like Tracy Murray.
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"Tracy Murray, who is this person? How come I have never heard of it? Please come out and educate us!"
"Come on, come on, this is the information you want. Tracy Murray has 9.0 points, 2.5 rebounds, 0.8 assists, and 0.24 blocks in his career. He entered the NBA in 1992 and has a career-high score of 50 points."
"Career-high score of 50 points? You didn't hit the wrong number, right? This is not a score that ordinary players can achieve!"
"I'm sorry, brother, it turns out that many ordinary players have done this. For example, Tony Delk, Corey Brewer, Willie Burton, Dana Barros, etc., these
You may have never heard of their names, but there is no doubt that they have all scored 50+ points. If you think it is not enough, I can tell you another list."
"It turns out that ordinary players can really reach this level? I learned a lesson today."
"Haha~ I can't say I'm educated. In fact, compared to this bullfight, I'm more concerned about the fight that follows. Oh, no, it's a fat beating!"
"Follow me, I'm paying more attention to this section. When Eastern people get angry, it's really not for nothing!"
"Look at the scene where he beat Bynum, he is invincible. You must know that Andrew Bynum is a big guy weighing more than 280 pounds. He was beaten into such a horrible state by his opponent. It is really hard to watch the video.
Unexpected."
"I agree, I always thought he was good at hitting! Sure enough, my eyes are as accurate as Michael's."
"Want to know why? The Emperor of Truth is here, let's watch me reveal the answer."
Just when the message area was in a mess, someone stood up and shouted "loudly".
"Really? Come on! You're right and I'll ask my girlfriend to warm your bed!"
"Really or not, the big brother above has spent a lot of money!"
"The answer is, he is Chinese."
"Chinese? What the hell kind of answer is this? Can you give me some practical information?"
"Haha~ The word "Chinese" already explains everything. Think of Bruce Lee and you will understand, bro!"
"Aha~ You want to say that he knows Chinese Kung Fu?"
"That's right, haven't you noticed that Chinese people in the United States are generally very honest, but if you meet someone who is dishonest, then darling, I advise you to run away quickly, because this kind of Chinese people are very honest.
not to be trifled."
"I totally agree with the above answer. There is a Chinese guy next to me who is very shy. He has no modesty or restraint at all. I originally wanted to bully him, but one day after class, I easily knocked him out when I saw him alone.
Four strong men, I was immediately scared, and then I chose to be friends with him...lol"
"You are very smart, brother. You have one less enemy and one more bodyguard. Whoever dares to bully you will have a foreseeable end."
"If he is really like Bruce and knows Chinese Kung Fu, even if he only knows a little bit about it, it will be enough for Andrew Bynum to suffer. The most pitiful thing is that after receiving a fat beating, he has to meet every day and continue to do it.
teammate!"
This video spread on the Internet at almost the speed of light, and the movement was so big that even Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak had to stand up to refute the rumor.
"This video is not real. It is just a malicious video synthesized by a malicious netizen. Please don't believe it!"
Faced with such a serious official answer, American netizens had to believe it. Someone immediately left messages on Kupchak's Twitter and asked questions. During this period, many even greeted female relatives.
"Get Andrew Bynum and Hot Money over here immediately, immediately!!!" Kupchak ordered Lauri Blank while discussing countermeasures with the public relations staff.
At the Lakers training ground, the atmosphere at this moment is not much better.
As soon as the video incident was exposed, the nunnery owner and Tang Qian immediately became the "focus figures" at the training ground.
"Chinaman, is this someone you arranged on purpose? A reporter on purpose?" As soon as the nunnery master walked into the training ground, he shouted at Tang Qian regardless of everything.
"I'm not that boring." Tang Qian didn't bother to explain to the nunnery owner and said directly.
"Fart!!!" The nunnery master's expression clearly didn't believe it: "You disgusting and hateful Chinese, why do you target me everywhere???"
"Am I targeting you everywhere?" Tang Qian said a little amused when he heard this: "Isn't that what you said is the opposite?"
"I'm not done with you today!!!" The nunnery master was about to lose all his sanity and barked at Tang Qian indiscriminately.
"I told you it wasn't me, what else do you want from me?"
"It's not you who did it!!!" The nunnery master's eyes swelled with anger and he shouted loudly: "You just want to plot against me, right??? What you Chinese are best at is doing this kind of thing, don't think that I
Never studied history!!!”
"Scheming against you? With a boar head like yours, do you think you deserve to be plotted against? You really think highly of yourself, Bynum!" Tang Qian has been worried about domestic affairs recently, so he doesn't have much patience to deal with the nunnery master.
"You have embarrassed me all over the United States! I'm going to beat you to death today, you oriental bitch!"
Seeing the nunnery master with his sleeves rolled up, he walked up. Tang Qian was also a little angry and said: "You don't want to give me face, right? If you want to fight, I will fight with you! I happen to be in a very depressed mood too!"
Seeing that another all-out martial arts attack was about to happen, someone immediately stepped forward to stop it. He was the boss of the Lakers, Kobe Bryant.
"Stop it all! If you want to fight, get banned from the team!"
"But Bryant, look at that video. If it were you, would you be able to swallow this?" The nunnery owner continued to say reluctantly. Kobe turned his face and said in a low voice: "Can't swallow?"
Go down and swallow it for me, who said your skills are inferior to others?"
"You..." When Kobe said this, the face of the nunnery owner immediately turned red. He yelled loudly: "How can you say that to me??? I have been with you for six or seven years. Do you have any feelings at all?"
Didn’t you even talk about it???”
Kobe heard this, and after a few seconds, he slowly said: "I only care about the strength of the Lakers, and I don't care about the rest."
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