Rage!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this still a human being??? Tyrant Don plays basketball????
The strongest fighting god? His Eastern Kung Fu has entered the realm of invincibility???
One person fights ten! He is the modern and real version of Ip Man! And he is also one of the top ten masters!
Who plays basketball? Our Wushu Association invites him to join and become the honorary president!
How about playing basketball? Just teach boxing directly! We all learn from you! Tyrant!
Who can beat him? Is there no one in the United States who can stand up and give it a try?
The absolute victory of the East? The absolute shame of the West? He alone has made our fighting system a joke!
Many famous fighting stars have said that they can't match him, and they couldn't beat him at their peak. The gap is too big.
Suddenly, Kung Fu craze swept the world again! Everyone thought Kung Fu was invincible!
The strongest fighter is actually a basketball player??? I really feel like all my fighting skills have been wasted! Labor and management want to cut the card and stop practicing!
It is said that a large number of enthusiasts who wanted to learn kung fu gathered outside the house of the tyrant Tang.
Taylor came forward and said that Tang Qian is not willing to use violence, and he will not open a gym to teach boxing. He just wants to play basketball. People who like him can pay more attention to his performance in basketball. Thank you.
Former NBA player Matt Barnes said: Actually, I'm not too surprised, because I've seen him do worse things. What it is, I'm sorry, I can't say it. I just know it myself.
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At this time, even the country exploded. Everyone was surprised, how could there be such a monster? Every other line is like a mountain. Damn it, he moved the mountain directly. Yao Ming even called
He asked him how he did it? Tang Qian replied, I am born to be a genius in fighting, but I don’t like to use violence. I...I believe you, you idiot!
But what if you don’t believe it? I’ve never heard of this guy having any combat training.
Could it be that... the fighting talent is full at birth? Damn it, are you still a human being? Give others a way to survive.
Team Tang is going crazy. Unexpectedly, their boss suddenly made such a big news. Now it's better. Team Tang's "business volume" has increased at least ten times during this period! They are all forced to do so.
Crazy! However, this is nothing. Tang Qian is still a very good boss. In a word, during this period, his salary has doubled, and there are no complaints at all. He is only worried that this time is too short.
Tang Qian also used the same excuse to fool his parents before starting to practice football again.
But he didn't know that it was really... not easy to practice football again.
Because even outside the Lakers' training ground, there are now a bunch of fanatical fans. Sorry, these can't be said to be fans. Maybe they are kung fu fans, just waiting to see the so-called "The Strongest Man in 7 Billion". Xiao
The Sun Kingdom only rated Tang Qian as the Saint of Martial Arts. After finally entering, Tang Qian suddenly discovered that the eyes inside seemed to be similar to... outside.
This is simply... naked and hot.
No, it would be better if this was a group of beauties. This group of big and tall men were all giants in the eyes of ordinary people. Looking at himself like this, Tang Qian honestly felt that he was a bit overwhelmed. After a long while, he
Then he said helplessly: "What are you doing? Looking at me like this? This is not the first time you have seen me! Can you stop looking so... enthusiastic?"
"No! Boss Tang! This is the first time we've met you! You're a monster!" Nick Yang couldn't help it at first. He rushed up and tried to touch Tang Qian's muscles. Fortunately, Tang Qian dodges quickly.
The former's "salty pig hands" did not succeed.
"Boss Tang, you turned out to be a fighting superman. If I had known you were so powerful, we would have played more wildly on the court. Anyway, with you wiping our butts from behind, no one would dare to touch us. What the hell
It's like the Pistons and Celtics in the 1980s, they were so awesome."
"Tang~ You are... too fierce, aren't you? Can you agree to my request?" Westbrook also rarely interjected.
"What?" Tang Qian asked.
"If I accidentally offend you in the future, you can tell me in advance and I will apologize immediately and there will be no problem. How about that? Promise me and we will still be good brothers."
What... no, what do you mean? I am not a violent man.
Haha, you're not? Well, you're not, you are a violent father, grandfather, great-grandfather, ancestor, okay!
The whole morning, he didn't dare to practice at all. Suddenly, it seemed that Tang Qian had become a "superstar" in the hearts of the Lakers players. He was comparable to Michael Jackson in the past. Until Tang Qian saw this.
It was not a solution, some people got angry on purpose, and then the scene completely calmed down.
Damn it~ Do I have to be a bad person in the future? If I give you some color, you will be brilliant?
After finally calming down a bit, Tang Qian found out that the European teams he was playing against didn't even dare to use any big moves against him. There were even people who accidentally bumped into him.
And apologized with a horrified look on his face. Damn it, the Internet society is really annoying sometimes. How can you play this? In 19 minutes, he scored more than 30 points...
And it was obvious that he did it without even using any force.
This is either a matter of how much force is exerted, or... basically there is no intention of exerting force.
In several consecutive preseason games with European teams, Tang Qian played less than 20 minutes and averaged 30+ points per game. This guy... is kidding. These are also top clubs in Europe, okay?
How could such a novice be such a noob? And you have to know that even in Europe, FIBA rules are followed, and you can stand in the post, and you can still achieve such efficiency, which is a bit fake.
Tang Qian was a little depressed when he played like this. He felt that it would be better if he returned to an NBA team.
There are still 4 preseason games, and I should be able to play well, but the result...
Facing the Washington Wizards, facing Thomas Bryant, a 3-year-old draft pick in this round, he scored 20+ points in 10 minutes. Are you kidding me? The key is that there was a ball, Tang Qian suddenly rose up, and the opponent was defensive.
, accidentally hit his chin with a slap. This is a normal thing that happens when playing basketball. There is no physical confrontation, which is called hairy basketball. As a result, as soon as Tang Qian landed, he heard a nervous voice.
Apologizing: "Sorry, sour, sour, tyrant~ I didn't mean it~ Really~"
I, Nima... did I say you did it on purpose? What are you doing? The key is that in this moment of confusion, he found that the mother's referee immediately came up and stood between the two people with a vigilant look on his face.
Tang Qian suddenly laughed at this. No, what are you doing? I didn't think about it. Why did I look like I had bullied someone?
Forget about this game. Facing the Raptors, Tang Qian scored 40+ points in 17 minutes... He really didn't want to play so much, so he only made 10 shots. In addition, the opponent committed an inexplicable early foul, and it was so easy.
. Logically speaking, if there are many fouls, the defense should be fierce. But this is not the case. The actual situation is that they are afraid that Tang Qian will charge, so they simply gave him a bear hug.
Then, just like the previous game, the person who committed the foul will say "Sorui"...
What are you doing? Just be normal, okay?
Tang Qian played only a little over 17 minutes in the entire preseason, and he actually averaged more than 30 points per game... Although it was only 8 games, this was too much. The key is that he didn't have much desire to attack at all, but... because
Those who defend him always keep a distance from him intentionally or unintentionally. Therefore, the defense is very loose, and his teammates can't excuse him.
Tang Qian finally understood what a big thing he had done before, and he couldn't laugh or cry at the press conference:
"Let's all play hard. I'm not a violent man. Really, if you play hard and have normal confrontation, there won't be any problems at all."
"I promise I am a basketball player. If you use normal basketball moves, you will never let me do it."
After this statement came out, it was obviously a lot better, but there were still subtle changes compared to before. Of course, the bigger change was that after the start of the new season, Tang Qian had already felt... Tang Qian's Rule 2.0 that was aimed at him in the past was all
It has disappeared. And it is said that Tang Qian Rules 1.0 is considering canceling it. It is said that it is to increase the intensity of the competition.
Haha, that’s not what you said when you set it up before.
And what a coincidence, the Lakers' first opening game was against the Mosaic team.
That's good. Tang Qian regretted that he said this too early.
Because facing this team, it's hard for him to speak out. His "violent temper" is hard to control.
Anyway, the other person is trying to beat him to death and pretending to be deaf and dumb. He doesn’t apologize anyway, so he just keeps silent and wants to get through?
Tang Qian has nothing to say on the political stage, and he is not a politician, but he can still do what he can do. This season, anyone who supports Morey and jokes will be "beaten to death"
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Before the opening game, Tang Qian publicly led the Lakers and said: "We will do our best to kill our opponents."
"There will definitely be no holding back. What? Do you think I will use force? Haha, facing these teams, it's hard for me to say. You know, if Mo Gou is a man, just stand up, I have already made it public
I challenged him. If you dare to say it, then you must dare to do it."
"Yes, I have submitted open challenges to many people. You can ask our Tang Team for specific details."
"Yes, the coach and the president are among them. What? You said that I bully ordinary people and old people? Haha~ Speech is a thing. Since you can speak so freely, then there is no problem, as long as you are responsible for what you say. Dare you?
If you set off firecrackers, you have to bear the consequences. If you say this, you will become enemies with us. In my eyes, there is no difference between old people and ordinary people. They are all enemies! They are all enemies! They are all dogs.
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"Huh? You say I'm uncivilized? Please, be free. Isn't this what you said? I can say whatever I want. Do you care? If you don't accept it, we will have a fight! I will do the same in the future.
Freedom, otherwise how can we be worthy of this country? Right."
"You will know tomorrow and see how I will treat dogs."
According to ESPN's so-called gossip, the president of Joke had a phone call with Tang Qian that day, but was scolded by Tang Qian. But for this reason, Joke himself had no right to make decisions long ago. This matter was originally controllable.
It doesn't matter if Mo Gou apologizes or not. He just ordered Mo Gou to be fired when the situation first broke out. This is an explanation. It can also be regarded as setting an example and attitude. Just like when he took down the Clippers boss as soon as he came to power.
Same. It's a pity that in this regard, he was so indecisive that now he can no longer handle it. So it is normal for Tang Qian to scold him. In Tang Qian's eyes, anyone who has supported him is an enemy.
There's nothing to say. Even now it's not something that can be solved by apologizing. Tang Qian can't do the rest, and he doesn't have that much ability, but he can still fight violence with violence. Anyway, in this place, he can't
He won't stay long, and he's not afraid of causing a big upset. If it hadn't been for Tang Qian's single-handed suppression of the American fighting community, there would still be a lot of complaints. Now, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can only hold it in. No one dares to face it in person
Say it.
The entire United States was also quiet, as if Tang Qian had become a taboo, and they all tacitly ignored it.
Even Kanye and Bieber are as quiet as chickens now, and even Bieber is ready to pay out the money he lost in the bet to ward off the disaster.
This guy's force value is too terrifying. You're really offended. What can you do?
Are you looking for someone to spend money? Haha, you think Tang Qian and Taylor combined don't have money. So if you can't beat them, and the resources are not as good as others, what should you do? Just pinch your nose and be a human being. Treat it like you don't know, don't understand, and don't see it.
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Anyway, Tang Qian is ready to do it. He wants to be a symbol of civil confrontation.
If you don't accept it, just do it. Anyway, you will be in trouble. What are you afraid of? I will earn your money, slap you in the face, and make you dare not even say a thing. You will also write that I am awesome and invincible. This is the career of the future.
life.
Since the communication was ineffective and Joke knew that he was in the wrong, he might as well forget it, as long as he could make money anyway. Although the other side had blocked this place, there was still hope with Tang Qian. But he didn’t know, haha, Tang Qian had already
I have agreed with Yao Ming, don’t do anything just because of yourself. If you don’t say no, it’s just a hard fight! Let their salary cap be greatly reduced next season, their economic efficiency will decline significantly, and let them go back to ten years ago. Anyway
I'll come back after I finish the fight. I don't care about this.
What kind of commercial value is there? There are so many in China, but if you don’t have it here, there won’t be any. If you want to sign, you don’t want to sign. Tang Qian still lacks this little money now?
Moreover, the United States is such a mean-spirited person, and you are so stubborn, but everyone thinks you have personality. Tang Qian's signature shoes not only have no impact, but actually increase sales. It really... makes AND1 breathe a sigh of relief. And strike while the iron is hot, let Tang Qian
Qian has completely become a rebellious master! Sure enough, capitalists are all like this. In the face of naked money, they can do anything.
What kind of country, in the United States, there is no beautiful sword of real money and silver to use.
At the same time, Mo Gou was at home and was too scared to come out. He was even more afraid to go to Los Angeles with the team.
Because Tang Qian made it very clear that it doesn't matter to others, it's him, and he will never let it go. As long as he sees it, he will be beaten, otherwise his name will be written upside down!
What did you say? What should I do if I apologize? An apology is also a beating, once every time I see you. Anyway, fighting doesn't cost a lot of money. The alliance can't do anything to itself. It's a joke that this wallflower doesn't dare to touch him.
Therefore, carrying this almost killing invincibility, Tang Qianqian waited in Los Angeles for the Mosaic 404 team to arrive.
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