"What? He really said that???" someone roared in the basketball center.
"Well, if you reply to the supervisor, these are his exact words, and there is no room for negotiation at all." Chen Xin failed to do this, so his expression was a little frightened, and he could only lower his head and say nothing.
"Asshole!!! This kid is rebelling!!!" The mail manager slapped the table with his hand and shouted angrily: "In this case, let's just send one letter to the end! Let him never get ahead in the country!!!"
"Yes, I understand, trust management." Chen Xin kept his head down the whole time, not daring to look into his boss's eyes.
But their calculation was wrong, because in the era of the Internet, it is impossible to completely block a person, especially a popular star in foreign countries. As expected, as soon as this death order was issued, major portals complained loudly
. Because the Lakers originally had many Chinese fans, and now they have Tang Qian. The team that was supposed to be a "popular chicken" has been "inexplicably" blocked. If this was in the "television era", then it would be
Forget it, but in the "Internet Age", if you can't see it here, you can see it elsewhere. In this way, it will lose the traffic of these portals. Do you think they can have no complaints?
However, no matter how great the resentment is, it can only be suppressed, because in China, haha, "the people do not fight against the officials."
Los Angeles, USA, Tang Qian’s home.
"Son, Xiaoru will come over for dinner later. Your dad and I are going to prepare special dishes. You go to the supermarket to help buy some onions and peppers. We forgot to buy these two things." Father Tang and Mother Tang.
They were all busy in the kitchen, and then assigned tasks to Tang Qian. "Dad, Mom, is it necessary to be so tired? Why not just go out to eat? It saves time and energy." But Tang Qian hasn't finished speaking yet.
, she was met with a loud shout from Tang’s mother: “Xiao Qian, don’t think that just because you have earned a few dollars now, you can be lavish! Mom tells you, it’s better to be diligent and frugal in everything, so that you can protect your family! I understand.
Is that so? And since we are all Chinese, we always feel uncomfortable eating foreign food. Your dad and I decided to cook it at home. After all, Xiaoru hasn’t tasted hometown food in a long time!"
"Okay, okay, I understand, but mom, it's hard to find American peppers. Can you change to something else?" Tang Qian received a criticism and education, and then said honestly. "Ah? What should I do? This
Spicy chicken is indispensable with this condiment!" Mother Tang thought for a while in the kitchen, and then said: "Then let's get some strong chili peppers. Everything is good in America, but the taste of chili peppers is too bland.
It doesn’t taste like that in your mouth!”
"Okay, I understand, then I'm going out."
"Go, go, go, I've asked Johns to pick someone up, don't wait outside and chatter!"
"Okay, okay, okay~" Tang Qian sighed and walked out of the house.
In this country that mainly specializes in sweets and barbecue, it is really not easy to find some authentic hot peppers. Fortunately, Tang Qian's community is in a high-end area, so the supply in the supermarket is relatively complete.
Here we need to talk about the infrastructure structure of the United States. Generally, residential areas are residential areas, and you basically have to travel far to find centralized large-scale supermarkets. This is somewhat different from that in China. So Tang Qian called a taxi and went there.
The supermarket closest to home.
Trader. Joe’s, Joe’s store.
This is one of the supermarkets with the best reputation in the United States, but the name seems a bit strange to Tang Qian.
Don't think that Wal-Mart is the best supermarket in the United States. Although it has the highest market share, its reputation in the United States is mediocre, and it has even been ranked at the bottom many times.
There was not much to say about the shopping process. Qiao's store had sufficient supplies and excellent service, so Tang Qian quickly found the items Tang's mother had asked to buy. After checking out, Tang Qian was about to call a taxi, but just before
At this time, a bar opposite caught his attention.
Are you fighting?
Tang Qian frowned and thought.
This kind of thing is not uncommon in the United States, but it's still early, so how could there be a conflict at the door of the bar?
Relying on his superior height, Tang Qian quickly saw clearly what was on the other side.
It was one person fighting four or five people.
Who is this? This is so awesome! Let’s not talk about our skills, but this courage alone is not something ordinary people have!
Tang Qian stared at the man for a while. Somehow, he looked more and more familiar, as if this dressed-up man wearing sunglasses was an acquaintance of his. Where had he seen it before? Tang Qian lowered his head and thought.
After a while, his mind suddenly lit up and he said:
Let me go! Is it him???
Tang Qian watched for a long time and finally determined the identity of this person. Isn't he...
Go over and help?
Nonsense! Of course we have to pass! How could we not do such a good deed of "acting bravely for a just cause"!
If he successfully reaches the favorability level, then his personal trainer this offseason...
The more Tang Qian thought about it, the hotter his heart became. He put down his things, rolled up his sleeves, and strode over to kill him.
In fact, he is really not a person who wants to meddle in other people's business, especially in men's business, but today, he is going to make an exception.
"Smelly old man! How old are you, and you still challenge us? Are you looking for death!!!" Several strong men surrounded a man in sunglasses and threatened loudly. "What kind of bastards do you think you are? Give me a wipe."
The crotch is not even worthy!!! Give you three seconds, get out of here right away, the labor and management are still going in to drink!!!” The man in sunglasses didn’t seem to have any awareness of being “surrounded” by others, and still swaggered, “
Wild words" said.
"Shi.t~Old man! You are shameless, aren't you? We are all rugby players. If you are looking for death, just say so!" A strong black man took a step forward and shouted loudly. "Why are you making such a fuss?
!If you yell at me again, I’ll tear your eggs off!!!”
Hearing that the man in sunglasses was so arrogant, a strong white man couldn't help it. He stepped forward and pushed his opponent down and said: "Old man! Your time has passed! Even at your peak, you are no match for me.
, do you understand?" However, before he finished speaking, he was slapped by the man in sunglasses and said: "What bullshit football! Don't you want to live in the way of labor and management? If you don't get out of here, everything will be overturned!!!"
"Fuck you!!! How dare you hit me!!!" This strong white man was only in his mid-twenties and was slapped by an "old man" in his fifties. He couldn't believe it at all! "Pop!"
"With a sound, as soon as he finished saying this, he was slapped again by the man in sunglasses and said: "Don't let labor and management be blind. B.B! Labor and management are too lazy to listen!"
"Fuck.k~ What are you guys doing?! Come on together!!! Teach this stinky old man a lesson!!!" The strong white man reacted, shouted, and summoned others to start attacking. Although the man in sunglasses
His physical fitness was pretty good, but he was getting older after all. One-on-one might be okay, but one-on-one became a problem. Soon, he was suppressed by his opponent and became a passive situation.
However, this man in sunglasses is very tough and has no intention of stopping at all. Although he is fighting against many, his desire to fight is no worse than that of his opponent.
This guy's temperament and personality are really just like the legend!
When Tang Qian saw this, he thought for a moment.
"M.D~ Kill him! This old bone! Let him be arrogant!" The strong white man who took action first saw that the situation was great and couldn't help but said wildly. But at this moment, an old punch appeared in the back of his head.
With a "bang", the strong white man was put down on the ground.
"who!!!"
Seeing someone else joining the fight, these "rugby players" were very dissatisfied.
"So he's an Oriental guy?" One look at Tang Qian's complexion, and disdain appeared on the face opposite him: "Hey~ yellow-skinned monkey~ get out of here right now~ don't meddle in our own business~ ah!!!shi.t
!!!How dare you hit me!!!fuc.k!!!You still hit???bitch...you..." Tang Qian was too lazy to talk nonsense with them. Since he was here to gain favor, he had to settle the matter
You have to do it quickly, otherwise it will not be easy to win the favor of this eccentric person.
This person has a unique skill, but after retiring, he did not pass it on to anyone. This cannot but be said to be a great regret in modern basketball.
So since Tang Qian encountered him, there was no reason to let him go easily.
This guy is about to become a "tramp among knight-errants" in the United States. Even his relatives may have trouble finding his permanent traces. So Tang Qian doesn't want to miss this opportunity.
It is said that great teachers make great disciples, and there is some truth in this saying.
At least a famous teacher is better than a mediocre teacher, right?
What's more, some of his abilities are unparalleled in the NBA, and he is almost the best under Marshal Zhang.
This kind of violent person is exactly what I need now!
So Tang Qian thought for a moment and decisively joined the battle.
"Why do you talk so much nonsense?" Tang Qian said: "Are you fighting or talking?"
"****You..." Before the black man could finish speaking, Tang Qian punched the black man directly in the forehead and said, "Pay attention during the fight and stop talking nonsense!"
Seeing that this Oriental man knocked down two of them as soon as he arrived, the remaining people were stunned for a moment, and then roared loudly: "Don't worry about this old bone for now!!! Kill this Oriental man first!!!" But they let go for the time being.
After passing the man in sunglasses, the man in sunglasses did not intend to let them go. He stretched out his long arm and grabbed a white man by the ear and said: "I'll beat you if you say I'll beat you? If you say no, I won't beat you. Then wouldn't I be very embarrassed?"
?Give labor and management to come over and continue!”
Five minutes later, Tang Qian and the man in sunglasses beat everyone to the ground. Tang Qian could tell that although these people all played rugby, they were not professional players, at least not NFL-level professional players.
"Hello, sir, how are you? Are you injured?" Faced with Tang Qian's friendly greeting, the man in sunglasses curled his lips and said, "Damn it, do you think I'm injured? That's all.
This guy from the sub-league can’t be beaten by me at all!”
Damn! He really has a weird temper! I just helped him, but he didn’t even mean to thank me!
Just when Tang Qian felt that the fight was in vain, the man in sunglasses suddenly said to Tang Qian: "You have helped me. Here is one hundred dollars. You can take it. There is no need to look for it."
w, what? Are you sending a beggar away? Is my purpose for this hundred dollars?
Although I was fined a large amount of money by Stern, I still have one hundred dollars!
Tang Qian listened and said unhappily: "Sir, you look down on people too much. I help you fight for this small amount of money?" The man in sunglasses paused and suddenly whispered: "Is it you?
Want to blackmail me? Let me tell you, you can’t succeed!!! Because labor and management will not pay you a penny more!!!”
What is this and what?
Tang Qian couldn't stand the logic of the man in sunglasses, so he went straight to the point: "Sir, do you usually treat your benefactors like this?" The man in sunglasses said: "Don't you just want my money? What kind of benefactor are you? I
Let me tell you, with these few people, I can do it myself even if you don’t help me! Do you understand?”
This bad temper is really drunk!
Tang Qian cursed secretly in his heart and said, "I'm not short of money, at least I'm not short of your $100!"
"It's hard to tell these days. People say what they say, but they don't necessarily think so in their hearts." The man in sunglasses' logic makes people vomit blood. I really don't know how he fit into the Chicago trio back then.
"Well, no matter what, I just helped you, right? Sir."
"Well... let's just forget it." The man in sunglasses pondered for a while before giving an answer that made Tang Qian angry.
What do you mean by reluctantly! You damn spendthrift!!!
Tang Qian cursed for a while, then opened his mouth and said: "I am a basketball player. I would like to ask my husband to take some time to teach me inside skills. I wonder if he is free?"
"Ah? You play basketball?" The man in sunglasses glanced at Tang Qian and said directly: "I'm sorry, I'm not free recently, my schedule is full."
What? If I go, I shouldn’t ask so politely!
Faced with the rejection by the man in sunglasses, Tang Qian was not discouraged and said: "Sir, I just helped you. Isn't it inappropriate for you to reject me so directly?" The man in sunglasses picked up his glasses and said, "Huh?
What's wrong with it? I didn't want to do it, so I refused, because it's so much trouble!"
I don’t believe I can’t handle you today!!!
Seeing the attitude of the man in sunglasses, Tang Qian also lost his temper and blocked the former's path: "Sir, I am sincere, do you think about it again?" "No, no, no!" said the man in sunglasses, "You
Get out of the way, I’m going in to drink!”
What should I do if the oil and salt don’t come in??? Why can’t I just use Qiang???
Tang Qian's mind was spinning rapidly. Suddenly, he remembered a secret, and then blurted out: "Sir, I have a way to restore your glory!"
"Regain your glory?" The man in sunglasses stopped trying to leave, turned around and asked, "What does it mean?"
"You know, of course it's that aspect." Tang Qian said with a knowing smile.
The man in sunglasses was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly said: "Really?"
"Of course it's true." When things got to this point, Tang Qian could only continue to talk nonsense.
PS: This meme has its origin. Hua Da Chong is a romantic person. He played too much in that area, so he broke it three times! You read that right, it just broke! Broken! Three! Times! Therefore, his ability plummeted! So that
The desire for...ahem...I won’t say it anymore, everyone knows it, right?
I have agreed to add more updates, so I will continue writing, but I will finish it later~ Thank you everyone for your support~