"Okay, I've let you win, can you tell me now!" Rodman asked very urgently. After all, he has always wanted to get back to strength in this aspect. Unfortunately, due to "excessive injuries" in the past,
Now even taking "Viagra" doesn't work very well, which made Hua Da Chong lose confidence in life for a while.
As a qualified "libertine" who cannot have a high-quality sex life, the pain is far more intense than that of a normal person. Therefore, as soon as Tang Qian said this, Rodman almost didn't care whether it was true or not.
, and got hooked.
The reason is very simple, he wants to "regain his glory" too much!
"Because I am Chinese and I know Chinese Kung Fu!" Tang Qian started to "pull up the tiger skin as a banner" again. Anyway, in the United States, they all believe in this, and it can save a lot of trouble.
"Chinese Kung Fu?" Rodman was stunned and said: "Can Chinese Kung Fu cure this aspect? Are you trying to trick me?"
"Absolutely not!" With the wild card in "Different Space", Tang Qian immediately said confidently: "Chinese Kung Fu consists of external martial arts and internal martial arts. The latter has the function of nourishing health, regulating Qi, and opening up the muscles and veins.
Wonderful effect." "Keeping healthy and regulating Qi? Opening up the muscles and veins? What does this have to do with 'reviving the glory'?" Rodman said incomprehensively.
Tang Qian gave a pretentious smile and said, "If my guess is right, Mr. Rodman, your place has been broken before, more than once, right?" "You! How did you know???
"At this time, Rodman was a little surprised, because he had hardly told anyone about this matter. When Tang Qian said it to him, he felt very incredible.
"Could it be that...you also had a relationship with that woman?" Rodman's words almost made Tang Qian spit out a mouthful of blood. The logical thinking of this bigot was indeed "different from ordinary people"! "Of course not!" Tang Qian shook his head.
He shook his head and said, "It's just what I saw."
"See? How did you see it?" Rodman asked even more confused.
"We martial arts practitioners pay attention to general medical theory, so seeing, hearing, asking and asking questions are all basic skills. There is nothing surprising." Tang Qian said in his heart, "Damn, I can't tell you, it's you in the future, let's make it public! This kind of statement is simply
No one will believe it!
"Really?" Rodman had also heard about the mysterious "Chinese Kung Fu", so he finally felt a glimmer of hope in his heart and said, "Then how sure are you? 30%? 50%?" After hearing this, Tang Qian asked,
He waved his hand very pretentiously and said: "100%!"
"100%???" When Rodman heard this answer, he suddenly felt hot and said: "Really, really?"
"Of course it's true. What's the benefit of lying to you and me?" Tang Qian said: "But this treatment will greatly consume my energy and spirit. I..." Tang Qian deliberately hesitated and stopped talking.
The purpose is to make Hua Da Chong anxious and take the bait. "It doesn't matter! How much do you want? Just tell me the number!" Rodman said very proudly. It can be seen that he was completely attracted by this matter.
OK, the fish bit the hook!
Tang Qian shook his head and said directly: "I am not short of money."
"Then what do you want? Tell me!" Rodman was a little anxious, because it was rare to meet such a "wonderful person", and he didn't want to let it go so easily. Otherwise, he would be irresponsible to his little brother.
!
"I want it." Tang Qian looked at Rodman, opened his mouth and said, "I want you..."
Before the words could be said, Rodman jumped up and said: "Let me tell you! Although I am romantic! But I will never be gay! I can't agree to your request!!!"
What the hell??? I’ll go!!! Can you listen to what I have to say!!!
"Wait a minute, what I mean is, I want to ask you to be my personal trainer!" Tang Qian finished the sentence in one breath this time, saving the other party from having to use his association skills!
"Huh?" Rodman was startled when he heard this and said, "Teach you how to practice basketball? Are you going to ask me to be your personal trainer?"
"Yes! That's what it means!" Seeing that the other party understood, Tang Qian nodded immediately and said.
"But I have already made arrangements in the past few months." Dennis Rodman said in distress.
"What are your plans?" Tang Qian asked.
"I'm going to drink in all the major bars in Northern and Southern California!" Rodman said very seriously, but when this answer fell on Tang Qian's ears, it was like "thunder rolling". I'm going! I'm still going
I thought there was something important going on! It turned out that I just wanted to go drinking!!! I’m so stubborn!!! Even after retiring for so many years, I’m still so “nonsense” off the court!!!
Tang Qian cursed alone, and then said: "Mr. Rodman, you can make your own choice. I just said that this treatment will consume a lot of my energy, and I can't help you in vain. So this
It's a necessary exchange condition." Rodman thought for a moment and said, "Can't it be exchanged for something else? I really hate teaching people to train!"
"No." Tang Qianyan refused succinctly: "This is my only condition."
Rodman thought for a long time, and finally even his eyebrows knitted together. This shows how he felt like a "war between heaven and man" in his heart at this moment. After a while, Hua Da Chong finally said: "How long do I have to teach you?"
?”
"One...um..." Tang Qian originally wanted to say one offseason, but he suddenly changed his mind and said: "Three offseasons."
"What? Three offseasons??? This is impossible!!!" Rodman heard this and protested loudly.
But now Tang Qian has the advantage, so he said without changing his expression: "That's up to you, sir. Anyway, I can tell you that I am the only one in the entire United States who can cure you." "It's difficult, isn't it possible?
Is it cheaper?" Upon hearing this, Rodman softened and said, "This is too expensive."
"First, Mr. Rodman, I will pay you a normal personal trainer salary, so we have a legitimate teaching relationship." After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued: "Secondly, as the only industry in the industry, the price I offered is not excessive.
,Is not it?"
"But, aren't you Chinese? Don't they follow Marxism-Leninism over there? How can you be so black!" Rodman complained. "Haha~" Tang Qian heard this and laughed instead:
"I am indeed Chinese, but this is the paradise of capitalism and the free America, isn't it?"
Rodman listened and was stunned for a long time. Finally, only a few words came out of his mouth: "Damn capitalism! The evil United States of America!"
"Sir, do you agree?" Tang Qian guessed Rodman's answer.
"Hmph, I can agree, but I have to inspect the goods first! What if you trick me into running away?" Rodman also put forward a condition. "No problem." Tang Qian said: "But Mr. Rodman
, will you keep your promise?"
"Of course I will keep my promise! I swear on my honor!" As soon as Rodman finished speaking, Tang Qian silently cursed in his heart: Bullshit honor! Bullshit credibility! If I believed you, then I would be an idiot.
Added level 3!
There is a reason for Tang Qian to think so, because Rodman can really be described as "notorious" off the court.
The same "notorious" veteran talks about integrity? Isn't that something only a fool would do? Tang Qian has been in the United States for a long time, and he still has this experience and knowledge. So Rodman just said
After finishing, Tang Qian said: "No problem, I believe in your integrity, but the United States is a contract society, so we still need to go through the formalities."
"You want to sign a contract with me?" Rodman said deliberately angrily: "Don't you believe me???"
That’s right! I just don’t believe you! That’s why I believe you are evil!
The Rodman in front of me is a real person. He will not be like some mentally handicapped novels, where he will bother to teach a stranger just because of the so-called "appreciation". Of course, you can also say that he is Tang Qian
The "Pig's Knuckle Halo" does not have enough wattage, so it cannot blind the opponent's eyes.
"This is just a matter of procedure. After all, we are all in the United States. The spirit of the contract cannot be bypassed, otherwise it would be too hasty, wouldn't it?" Tang Qian's words made Rodman secretly angry. Originally, he had thought of agreeing first and waiting for the next meeting.
He just ran away when he became popular, but now it seems that it is unlikely. Because once a contract is signed, it has legal effect in the United States. Now is the time for Rodman to enjoy life.
I don't want to go to jail.
In the face of freedom and "regaining glory", he finally compromised and chose the latter.
After finding a lawyer to draw up a standardized contract, Tang Qian made it in triplicate as usual, one for himself, one for Rodman, and one for the lawyer. Look at this Oriental man
How does his meticulous energy look like he is just going through the motions? He is clearly operating strictly to prevent himself from breaking the contract and running away in the future!
Alas, these Easterners are just not easy to deceive!
Rodman lamented silently in his heart.
After coming out of the law firm, Rodman started shouting: "Okay, now that the contract is signed, it's time for you to help me solve the problem, right?"
"Of course." Tang Qian smiled slightly and said with great satisfaction, "Let's change places."
A remote motel in Los Angeles.
"Hey, Dongfang boy, why did you bring me here? I don't want to be gay!!!" Rodman warned Tang Qiandao "righteously" as soon as he came in. Damn it, you want to be gay, but I still don't agree to it!
!What kind of thinking! What a waste!
"Don't worry, it won't take long, it will be cured in fifteen minutes." Tang Qian deliberately said the time was a little longer, otherwise his problem would be solved in an instant, which would easily make people suspicious. After all, "Chinese Kung Fu" is also
It's not a magic technique, it can't be effective immediately, and foreigners are not stupid at all. So Tang Qian came up with a plan of explanation on the way here.
"How do you want me to cooperate?" Hua Dachong looked at the black-haired Oriental and asked.
"Just take off your shirt." Tang Qian said in a decent manner, doing the whole thing. He still understood this truth.
Choosing a "Jin Yong passing on his skills" posture, Tang Qian stayed quietly in the room with Rodman for a quarter of an hour.
"It's ok." Tang Qian made a "retirement" movement and said.
"That's it?" Rodman said doubtfully, "But I don't feel anything at all? Are you lying to me?"
"Don't worry, I won't lie to you." Tang Qian replied calmly and confidently, because the ability introduction of the off-field card was very clear, and it could restore anyone's peak performance of "Pah! Pah! Pah!"
! And it can maintain the "golden gun. Never fall" for 10 years!!! When Tang Qian saw this, he was a little tempted, but then he thought about it, he was only 18 years old now, and he wanted such a "ghost thing"
What are you doing? Isn't that just a curse on yourself? After thinking about it, Tang Qian decided to use it to "buy" Dennis Rodman.
The products produced by "Different Space" must be high-quality products, there is no doubt about this.
Tang Qian went online and used his mobile phone to find a "sexy" photo, and then showed it to Rodman. The latter immediately reacted. The effect was so strong that it was simply terrifying!
"S~shi.t~" Rodman cursed secretly, opened his mouth and said: "This feeling is really great! I haven't had this feeling for a long time!" Suddenly, Rodman seemed to remember something, and then
He asked Tang Qian and said, "Isn't this a decoration that is 'fashionable but useless'?"
Tang Qian smiled slightly and replied: "Absolutely not, it is even more useful than when you were young."
"Oh? How do you say that?" Rodman asked, feeling the hardness of his lower body.
"The golden gun will not fall~" Tang Qian looked at the other party and said slightly teasingly.
"W? What? You, are you serious?" When Rodman heard this, he licked his lips and said, "Don't joke with me about this!" "Of course it's true, I promise." Tang Qian
Looking at Rodman's "reincarnated as a hungry wolf" look, he couldn't help but smile: "But one thing you have to remember is that to completely cure the root cause, you must carry out 'unblocking' twice, otherwise all your efforts will be wasted.
do you understand?"
"Well, when is it exactly?" Rodman was already a little distracted. When he asked, he asked anxiously.
"Ah~ Just come here at this time of year." Tang Qian had already made a small calculation in his mind.
"Can I leave now?" Rodman asked with a "can't wait" expression.
"Okay, but don't forget that starting from tomorrow, you have to teach me." After saying that, Tang Qian added again: "If you dare to let me go, then don't think about me helping you again!"
"Don't worry, don't worry. I'm leaving. I won't talk to you anymore. See you tomorrow. I only want to see female animals today!"
Tang Qian shrugged and said, "Okay~ I wish you a good time~"
…
When he returned home, Tang Qian was originally in a very high mood, but immediately he realized something, and was scolded by Tang's mother.
"Tell me about you! Tell me about you!!! You are so old! I ask you to buy something and you can't even buy it back! How can I rest assured that you will be alone in the United States from now on???" Seeing that Tang Qian was empty.
With his hands in his hand, Tang's mother activated the "Tang Monk Mode" and said, under Tang's mother's power accumulated for more than ten years, Tang Qian could only bow his head to admit his mistake and accept the punishment honestly.
"Then should I go buy it now?" Tang Qian asked tentatively, but was immediately bombarded by more intense "cannon fire" and said: "Go now? Then when can you come back? When you come back from shopping, we will
The meal is almost finished!”
"Forget it, let your dad and I figure it out on our own. This son of yours is really unreliable~"
Looking at Tang's mother "shaking her head and sighing" from behind, Tang Qian felt very warm in his heart.
This feeling is actually quite luxurious in the United States.
He understands this.
PS: I'm really sorry. Because of some things yesterday, I was not in the mood to type words~Women~Sometimes it's really difficult to do~~~Xiao Zi used her lunch break to make up for this chapter~Sorry everyone~
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