Chapter 358 The slap in the face is like a firecracker, and the ten thousand characters are more complete~
"Don, we..." Taylor panicked all of a sudden because he was afraid that Kanye West would really do something like that.
Ten thousand nude @.a photos, Taylor feels dizzy just thinking about it.
Taylor's family conditions have been relatively good since she was a child, so she is considered a white American who grew up in wealth. She is not afraid of dealing with people like Kanye West in public places and in the spotlight. But in this kind of private confinement
In this environment, she is really no match for Kanye West. Just like what he did at the VMA awards ceremony in 2009, tonight, she once again experienced the feeling of helplessness and humiliation.
"Hey, big guy, which NFL team are you from? Do you know Bill Sagat?" Originally Tang Qian just wanted to delay the time, but unexpectedly the other party was stunned, and then said: "What's the matter?
Do you know Bill?" "Ah, yes, he and I are old acquaintances." Tang Qian did not expect that by such a coincidence, the other party also knew Bill Sagat.
"You want to scare me with him?" The big guy thought for a moment, then smiled disdainfully: "I'm sorry, although he and I are on the same team, I am the main starter, and he, a rookie, is just mine.
Just a substitute. So I'm sorry, Oriental guy, I won't give him face!" "What? Are you a member of the Houston Texans?" Tang Qian asked after hearing the word teammate.
"That's right. Is there any problem?" the big man said angrily.
"Oh~ It's nothing~ It just seems that your team and I are very compatible!" Tang Qian said: "Then you must also know Gray Jones, right?" "You still know Gray? This..." It seems that he is interested in Gray Jones.
Gray Jones said very fearfully.
"Yes, I've beaten him twice before, so he should be regarded as someone he can't forget even if he turns to ashes." Tang Qian replied.
"Have you ever beaten Gray? Hahahahaha!" When the big black man heard this, he suddenly laughed loudly: "Oriental guy! You are so smart that you have been fooled by your cleverness! If you don't say that you beat Gray, then I really can't tell you.
Do you know me or not, but now... you are definitely lying!"
"Why? What I said is the truth!" Tang Qian said.
"What a bullshit!" the big black man said with disdain: "Greg is the top five of our Houston Texans team. I can't beat him. Do you think you, an Asian guy, can do that? You think I'm a fool."
Ah???" "Oh, your prejudices against Asians are really deep." Tang Qian sighed: "It seems that during this period, Asians have been so dormant that you have forgotten that you were
The fear ruled by Bruce Lee is gone. In this case, I am willing to be Bruce Lee’s second best and break your stupid thinking circuit.”
The NFL league is different from the NBA league. They usually have more than 50 people in a team, so Tang Qian met so many Houston Texans players, but none of them were the same. If it were a basketball team, he would have been a long time ago.
I met an "acquaintance".
"Stop talking nonsense! Asian guy! You're the one who wants to fight Bruce Lee? It's really ridiculous! I'm going to smash all your teeth!" After saying that, the big black guy rushed over and looked at his figure.
If you are over 190cm tall and weigh over 300 pounds, you should be a forward player. Because in football positions, basically only forward players will weigh around 300 pounds. It is the same whether you are a defensive lineman or an offensive lineman.
And this kind of close-range impact is exactly what they are good at. Let alone Tang Qian, even if the peak Olympic fat guy comes, he can't resist it, and it's not worth mentioning. This is definitely not an exaggeration, and the NFL
Forward players to compete in strength is an act of suicide and courting death. Apart from dedicated strongmen, they are the most powerful group of people on the planet.
Therefore, rugby players have never looked down on basketball players. Firstly, rugby is the largest sport in the United States. Secondly, rugby players generally suppress NBA players in terms of strength. Thirdly, the high wages of NBA players make
They are somewhat envious and jealous. Taken together, it is understandable that they look down on basketball players.
"Fuck him, Tony!!!"
"Knock him away! Tony!!!"
"Break his ribs!!!"
Seeing their teammates taking action, the Houston Texans players started cheering loudly.
Tang Qian glanced at them and saw that these people had relaxed and happy expressions on their faces, as if Tang Qian was just fish on the chopping board and could be ravaged and slaughtered by them.
You want to see my good show! Just wait for me!
Tang Qian counted and found that there were about 10 seconds before the task was completed, so in other words, he needed to find a way to survive these 10 seconds.
I don't believe I can't bear it!
Tang Qian thought for a while and realized that he only had 10 seconds anyway, so he chose to fight head-on.
After all, this offseason, his weight and strength have also increased a lot.
But the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny. In front of NFL forward players who specialize in physical collisions, Tang Qian's strength growth is almost worth mentioning. With a "bang", the huge force almost knocked him over.
.
Tang Qian took three or four steps back before barely regaining his balance. A huge sense of surprise suddenly filled his heart.
Surprisingly, it’s so far behind??? Are these NFL forwards all monsters? You know that your maximum bench press this season has reached 380 pounds, are you so vulnerable??? In fact, this is not the case.
Qian is a bit confused. It’s not that he is not strong, it’s just that the forward players in the NFL are a bunch of perverts. Like the person in front of him, the maximum bench press is at least 480 pounds. In fact, the people who can play as forward players in the NFL have 400+
Bench presses of around 10 pounds are extremely ordinary, and the stronger ones generally have a maximum bench press weight of more than 450 pounds. Tang Qian's bench press ability is already at the upper level in the NBA, but compared with them, it is still
There is a lot of difference. Furthermore, as an NFL forward, explosive collision is a basic skill, and they have to train for a long time every day. This determines that their collision skills and collision strength are far beyond ordinary people. Even Tang Qian is now bench press.
The numbers are exactly the same as his, so in a head-on collision, he will be at a disadvantage. Because in terms of technique and power, the two are not on the same level.
This is like asking them to play basketball, rebound and block shots, etc. Tang Qian can also completely defeat them. Even if they become as tall as the latter, it is useless. More than ten years of accumulated practice, that is not
A cold body data number can offset it.
"Not bad~ Asian guy~ Your physical fitness is beyond my expectation~ However, you are still at the level of a rookie! You can't compare with me!"
"Don~be careful~" Taylor and Karlie Kloss both saw that in a competition of strength, Tang Qian did not have any advantage.
In the minds of Europeans and Americans, strength is the combat value of ordinary people. If Tang potential is not as strong as his opponent, then he is basically in danger.
Bang~
Another moment, this time Tang Qian felt his arms and even his internal organs trembling faintly.
The whole person was hit directly against the wall of the women's restroom, and the terrifying impact was offset just now.
"Tony, what are you doing? You've hit him twice and you still can't defeat him?"
"Tony! Come on! Don't show mercy!"
"Crush his bones!!!"
"Asian, your physical fitness is unexpectedly good. You must not be an ordinary person, right?" After two impacts, the big man Tony also discovered the difference, because ordinary people simply cannot withstand his impact.
It was unbearable. But the Asian in front of me blocked it twice. Although he was at an absolute disadvantage both times, he did not lose his ability to resist.
"Even if you have some eyesight, I am also an athlete." Tang Qian was talking to delay and calculated in his mind:
There are 5 seconds left.
"Athletes? Huh, that's useless! Because in front of NFL forwards, no one is an opponent!" After saying that, the big black man named Tony seemed to increase the intensity of the impact, which made Tang Qian even more frightened and said: T.N.N.D! Still!
Can it improve strength and explosive power? This Nima is really too perverted!!!
Bang~
Bang~
Bang~
Within 5 seconds, three consecutive impacts occurred, which almost made Tang Qian unable to resist, and his whole body was shaken to the point of bleeding.
My hands were bruised by the shock! These damn muscle monsters!
"Different space"! Isn't your mission time up yet? If not, I will be here today!
When~
Finally, Tang Qian looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally heard the long-awaited voice.
Without saying a word, Tang Qian entered the "different space" and received a black mission card prompt. The mission had been completed and he was rewarded with an off-site card.
What is it? Good! This wild card is good!!!
Without thinking, Tang Qian activated it, and immediately he felt that he had become different.
Card name - A loud slap in the face.
The effect is that within 12 hours, the slap hit rate is 100% and you will never miss.
Returning to the real space, Tang Qian looked at his opponent and said: "Hey, big guy, let me advise you, it's still too late to stop now, really. Otherwise, I will really take action." "What? Are you telling a bad joke?
Or is your head already damaged by me?" Tony, the black man, didn't care about Tang Qian's kind reminder at all and was still aggressive.
"Oh, I'm sorry. After all, I have already said hello." Tang Qian shook his head and said, "It's you who didn't listen."
"You idiot! I think your brain has turned to mush! In this situation, do you think you have the upper hand?" Black Tony said: "Right now, I will let you taste the feeling of broken bones!
"Tang Qian stood there, not even taking any protective action, just watching the other party's arrogance calmly.
"Come on, you big guy who doesn't listen to advice," Tang Qian said.
"Asian, I'm going to make you cry right away!!!" Tony, the black man, gathered all his energy and prepared to give Tang Qian a big move, but he didn't expect that the next result would be so miserable.
Karlie Klaus couldn't bear to close her eyes, because even she could see the huge gap in strength between the two sides.
This oriental man is brave enough, but unfortunately...
Snapped!
A loud bang appeared in the women's restroom.
"You, you hit me?" Black Tony touched his face in disbelief. After confirming that it was not a dream, he immediately said angrily: "Yellow-skinned monkey! You are looking for death!!!" But when he rushed towards Tang
After diving, he was still greeted with a big slap in the face.
Snapped!
"This... you... are so angry with me!!!" Black Tony touched his face again, and then his whole expression became angry, and he yelled loudly: "I'm going to break your dog legs!!!"
"
"Are you coming again?" Tang Qian stood still and said, "Okay, then I will help you."
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang~~~
A series of noises, like firecrackers, immediately filled the entire women's restroom.
"I...you...I..." Tony, the black man, was slapped seven or eight times in a row by Tang Qian, and his whole head became dizzy. After all, no matter how good his physical fitness was, he was still an ordinary person.
It was impossible to stretch his muscles, so he was already a little dazed after being beaten so hard. "What's wrong? Do you still want to have sex with me?" Tang Qian looked at his opponent and asked lightly.
"I...s,shi.t! I'm going to beat you to death!!!" After regaining his composure, Tony, the black man, was filled with shame and anger. He was so angry that he rushed towards Tang Qian desperately. If he didn't have the ability to protect him,
If his body was hit hard, the consequences would definitely be serious. But now, Tang Qian was not afraid at all. He just stood there calmly, waiting for his opponent to get closer.
Bang bang bang bang~~~beat bang bang bang~~~
Not surprisingly, another violent spanking caused black Tony's face to become completely swollen.
I can't even speak clearly.
"Okay, okay, big brother, you should rest first. Your face is so swollen. You won't be embarrassed to hit me again, right?" Tang Qian smiled and said. "Ah~~~" He shouted,
This black man Tony actually fainted from anger and fell to the ground unconscious.
"Hey, aren't you? You fainted from anger? Then you should see a psychiatrist." Tang Qian waited for the other person to faint, but still didn't let him go, and opened his mouth to tease.
The whole place was quiet.
Three seconds later, Kim Kardashian said loudly: "What are you still doing? Why don't you go up and avenge Tony???"
Kanye West also recovered from his stupor and loudly commanded: "Come on! Come on! Kill this Oriental guy!"
A group of people rushed towards Tang Qian.
"Hey, let me ask you, do you have any sense of chivalry? If you can't beat me in a single fight, why not fight in a group?" After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued: "In this case, I will not be polite, lest you say that I am not enough.
Respect you."
The next time was almost like filming a movie. As long as someone came close to Tang Qian, he would be slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slapped, slaps, slaps, slaps, slaps, slaps, slaps, slaps, slaps, slaps, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, hits, bangs, hits, hits, hits whenever someone approaches Tang Qian.
"This, how is this possible??? Let's go together, do it, kill him!!!" Seeing how brave this Eastern man was, Kanye West's tone also changed, and he began to stand aside and point fingers.
However, this is of no use, because no matter whether they go alone or together, they can't escape Tang Qian's ears.
The entire women's restroom of the Glove Cafe was like setting off firecrackers, crackling and exploding.
What? You ask why no security guards came? That's because there is no security guard position in this place.
The founder of the Glove Cafe also seems to know who comes to his shop, so he simply doesn’t hire security guards. Whatever happens, the customers inside are responsible for it. This trick saves money.
It’s US dollars, and I don’t want to offend anyone. Anyway, these celebrities and famous people are very respectable, so even if they suffer a loss, they won’t talk about it after they go out.
About ten minutes later, when the camera returned to the women's restroom of the Glove Cafe again, except for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, everyone on the opposite side was lying on the ground, grinning, and moaning loudly.
non-stop.
"Don, you, you, you..." Although Taylor knew that Tang Qian was very good at playing, this scene was really shocking. Come on, these people on the ground are all NFL professionals.
Players! Who in the United States doesn’t know how powerful NFL players are? Ordinary people may not be able to defeat one of them even if they are three or four! But it didn’t take long before the Oriental in front of me made a killing, and the whole process was as clean and neat as a kill.
A chicken fights a dog with ease.
Taylor was doing better, but Karlie Kloss next to her was extremely surprised and dumbfounded.
Looking at Tang Qian, he seemed to be looking at Batman and Iron Man.
"You! You!" Kim Kardashian was completely stunned. It's not like she had never seen a tyrannical man before. After all, she used to be a "professional athlete", so she had come into contact with many powerful men. But with this Oriental man
The same thing, she swore she had never seen it before, this is really... this is really T.M.D. tough!!!
He was so strong that his lower body seemed to be vaguely moist!!!
"What are you doing now? Kanye in Los Angeles? I have room to say no, right?" Tang Qian walked towards Kanye West in front with a smile on his face and said. "Stop! Don't come over! Asian guy! I let it go."
Stop!!!" Faced with this "cruel" fact, Kanye West had completely lost his previous pretense. He looked at Tang Qian and just wanted to get him out of here quickly.
"Hey, hey, hey, what's going on now? You still call me an Asian? It seems like you really look down on us Asians." After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued to approach: "In this case, I will come today.
I’ll give you a long memory.”
"Don't come over here! Don't come over here! I know a lot of people in Luo City! You have offended me, so be careful not to take advantage of it!"
"Continue, you continue to threaten me, intimidate me." Tang Qian had no intention of stopping, and continued to walk towards the other party steadily, saying: "But you have to know, the most annoying thing about me is..."
"threaten me!"
Snapped!
"Scare me!"
Snap!
"Scared me!"
Bang bang bang!
Six big-eared slaps in a row almost made Kanye West fall to the ground. As a black singer who has been famous for many years, when has he ever suffered such treatment? He immediately subconsciously yelled: "Yellow guy!"
You're done! You dare to hit me! I guarantee you..."
Snapped!
"What guarantee???" Tang Qian slapped him again and said, "Also, I told you not to insult Asians, did you forget it so quickly?"
"Labor and capital are..."
Snap!
"What you are has nothing to do with me! I only know that now, I want to slap you!" Tang Qian continued to interrupt with a slap in the face.
"You are looking for death!!! Yellow man!!! You..."
Bang bang bang!!!
"You still don't have a long memory? Then keep pumping! Until you remember it and have a long memory!" Tang Qian interrupted domineeringly.
"you……"
"Oh~ that's right." Tang Qian turned to look at Taylor and Karlie Kloss and said, "Two beautiful ladies, I still have your share."
Bang bang bang bang!!!!
"Making you so arrogant!"
Bang bang bang bang!!!!
"For you to be so domineering!"
Bang bang bang bang!!!!!
"Let you bully my friends!"
After being slapped violently, Kanye West seemed to have lost a few teeth, and his entire face had been completely deformed due to swelling, turning into a human-shaped pig head!
"You!!! You!!!!!!!!!" Kanye West was so humiliated that he was so angry that he didn't even finish his words. Just like the black Tony before, he said
Get angry.
Fainted.
The entire situation reversed so quickly that the three women present all stared blankly.
"You...who are you???" Kim Kardashian is not a fool. Seeing this, she completely woke up.
"My name is Tang Qian~I am a basketball player~" Tang Qian said with a grin.
"You, what are you doing??? If you hit me, the entire Kardashian family will not spare you!!!" At this point, she could only use the tiger skin as a banner. But Tang Qian then
Bian just smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't hit women. You are lucky."
Huh~ Hearing this, Kim Kardashian breathed a sigh of relief, because her biggest assets are her face and butt. If she was slapped by this Oriental, she doubted whether she could still maintain her "peak"
Good looks".
"Okay, just because I won't hit you doesn't mean I like you! In fact, I hate you as a woman!" Tang Qian looked at Kim Kardashian and said, "Let them leave later, or my slap will
It’s not merciful.”
After saying that, Tang Qian turned around, smiled at Taylor and Karlie Kloss and said, "Ladies, please go back. My performance is over."
After the two women were stunned for a long time, Karlie Kloss opened her mouth in confusion and said: "Hom~ you, are you a superhero in the comics?"
Huh? What?
Tang Qian shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Of course not. Are any of your American superheroes from the East?"
PS: Xiaozi has completed the promised explosion. Thank you everyone for your support~
To answer the book friend's question, Xiao Zi wrote a book. Apart from her family members, few outsiders knew about it, let alone colleagues and so on. It was even more impossible.