"Hanging? What does this mean?" Hannah asked in confusion.
"What I mean is... well, anyway, as long as you don't say please take care of me, that'll be fine!" Tang Qian blushed, and he really didn't have the nerve to continue explaining.
Unfortunately, he still underestimated the persistence of this little girl named Hannah. Hannah asked: "Then how to use this word "diao"? Should it be used before a sentence or after a sentence? Should it be used before a noun? Or before a verb? Or
before adjectives?”
No, it can't be? So serious?
Tang Qian slapped his forehead and regretted it deeply, but he still explained indiscriminately: "The word "diao" is usually used at the end of a sentence, such as Mr. Tang Qian, "diao"! For example, for Chinese people, "diao"! For example, President Obama of the United States, "diao"
!Do you understand?"
"So that's it, Hannah learned a new vocabulary today!"
Hannah seemed to be in a good mood and looked as satisfied as a top student.
"Huh? By the way, I'm just here to tease you. I haven't asked you yet, who are you? Why are you harassing me so early in the morning?" Tang Qian seemed to have remembered something and added: "
Also, how did you know my phone number? Not many people in the United States know my phone number. Who are you? Are you a pyramid schemer?"
"Teasing Menzi? Are you engaging in a pyramid scheme?" Hannah on the other side of the phone thought for a long time, and then she muttered: "Mr. Tang, I don't understand the meaning of these two words you said..."
I was dizzy. It was all because I didn't wake up in the morning. I blurted out the words "making fun of me" and "engaging in pyramid schemes". What a sin!
Tang Qian wiped his face, and then said very seriously: "Who are you? How did you get my number? Is it possible that customer information is also sold in the United States?"
"Oh, Mr. Tang, I am your itinerary assistant today. Today I..."
Before Hannah could finish speaking, Tang Qian frowned and asked, "Itinerary assistant? Where do I have an itinerary assistant? Did you find the wrong person?"
Tang Qian was wondering as he talked. This itinerary assistant sounded like a "high-end word". How could he have such a thing as an NBDL player? With one of the big NBA stars, that's pretty much it!
Must have called the wrong number!
Tang Qian said secretly in his heart.
"Wrong person? Isn't this number your own?" Hannah was also stunned and asked.
"Please report my phone number and see if you made a mistake." Tang Qian said.
As a result, Hannah reported each one one by one, and it turned out that it was exactly the same as Tang Qian's mobile phone number.
Half a number is not bad.
"Eh? This phone number is really mine." Tang Qian also checked it in his mind, and then said.
"So are you playing for the Los Angeles Defenders of the NBDL?"
"How do you know? You investigated me?"
Tang Qian suddenly remembered the plots of some American blockbusters and said nervously.
"Then did you agree to Miss Swift's invitation a few days ago? Go and do her a favor on December 5th?"
"Miss Swift? Who is this person? But I did promise a friend that I would go and do her a favor on December 5th," Tang Qian replied.
"Okay, that's enough, you must be the damn hot money Miss Swift said." Hannah quoted "heartlessly".
After hearing this, Tang Qian not only became clear-headed, but also became clear in his heart: "So her name is Swift? What a strange name."
"Then you are the person she sent to pick me up?" Tang Qian said.
"That's right." Hannah nodded loudly.
"Then do you know what time it is? It's only five o'clock! Why did you come over and call me at five o'clock?" Tang Qian said in a very unhappy mood.
"It's getting late at five o'clock, Mr. Perm. According to the schedule arranged by Miss Swift, you now have to get your hair done first, then buy clothes, and finally you have to hire a professional makeup artist to do your makeup. These things
Taken together, Mr. Perm, you won't be able to finish it until at least four in the afternoon." Hannah answered very professionally.
"Wha, what? Fix your hair? Buy clothes? Also, put on makeup? What are you doing? I'm an athlete, not a star. Do I deserve to do this?" Tang Qian was not happy when he heard this, and said furiously.
"Of course it is necessary. This is Miss Swift's order. I must comply with it, otherwise my job will be over!" Hannah said, half softly and half hardly.
"Why is this woman so troublesome? If I had known, I would have paid her back directly. As the old saying goes, you can't be greedy for small gains!" Tang Qian muttered to himself, and then said to Hannah again: "Okay.
Well, I won’t embarrass you, but I’m a poor guy and can’t afford to tip you.”
What Tang Qian said is the truth. Not to mention the salary in his hand, he still owes Li Qiuping "a huge debt". And in the United States, especially the City of Angels, Los Angeles, 1,084 US dollars,
Tang Qian still has this self-awareness that he is not even a fart. Therefore, he cannot do the thing of "making a fool of himself and pretending to be fat". Even if he wants to pretend, he has "more than enough ambition but not enough power".
"Aha, are you joking, Mr. Perm? You are Miss Swift's friend, how could I ask for a tip from you? That's what waiters do! I, Hannah, am an itinerary assistant, not a waiter!
!!”
"Okay, okay, okay, whatever you say, I'll leave it to you today anyway." Tang Qian said, too lazy to argue with this little girl anymore.
"Okay, let's start the first trip today, Mr. Perm, we are going to trim your hair now. When can you come out?"
Tang Qian looked at his watch and said casually: "It won't take me long, when will you arrive? I should be able to leave as soon as you arrive."
"Really? Are the Chinese cleaning up so fast? In this case, Mr. Tang, let's leave now."
"Please open the door."
"Oh, okay, I will wait for you... Huh? Wait? You mean, you are already outside the stadium door now?" Tang Qian suddenly reacted.
"Yes, Mr. Feng, I am right outside the door of Toyota Sports Center." Hannah's voice came from the phone.
"No, it's not. It's only five o'clock and you're already at Toyota Sports Center? Are you kidding me?"
"Of course not, Mr. Perm. As your itinerary assistant today, I have to be by your side from the moment you wake up until you see Miss Swift." Speaking of work, Hannah
He instantly became extremely serious.
"Okay, okay." Tang Qian felt that he was "defeated" by the other party. He got up from the bed and was about to wash up when he suddenly asked on the phone: "By the way, Hannah, you said you were five o'clock
We arrived at the Toyota Sports Center by the clock, what time did you come here?"
"Mr. Perm, I got up at two o'clock today and drove over at two thirty." Hannah replied very honestly.
"Wha, what? Okay, okay, I understand. I will get it done soon. Just wait outside." After being surprised, Tang Qian said feebly.
After some simple cleaning, Tang Qian walked out and saw this "girl" Hannah.
The other person is very young, no more than twenty years old at most, with brown hair that is the unique and natural curls of American girls. She is about 1.65 meters tall, wearing a large light gray sweater on her upper body and a
Wearing a pair of light-colored women's jeans and a pair of white sneakers on her feet, she looked youthful and attractive.
"Hi, are you Hannah? You are younger than I thought!"
"Well, Mr. Tang, you are younger than I thought!"
"How old are you? Are you still under age?" Tang Qian asked casually as he sat in the passenger seat.
"I'm 19 years old, I'm already an adult." Hannah manipulated the steering wheel familiarly.
"Mr. Perm, are you used to express trains?" Hannah suddenly opened her mouth while driving.
"I don't care." Tang Qian said casually.
"Well, fasten your seat belt, I'm in a hurry!" After Hannah said that, without waiting for Tang Qian's reaction, she stepped on the accelerator and the Porsche went "crazy" in an instant.
"I go……"
Tang Qian suddenly complained.
America is a big country and the roads are very clean, so after only half an hour, Tang Qian and the others entered the city center and arrived at their destination.
This is a "barber shop" with a small store but very exquisite decoration.
"Hello, Mr. Lucas, long time no see."
Hannah opened the store door and said.
"Oh? It's little Hannah, why are you here today? Are you helping Swift come over to see my 'new initiative'?" This is a black man wearing glasses. He is about 1.85 meters tall and has a large head.
The hair on my head looks even more disgusting than a drowned rat.
At least this was Tang Qian's first impression when he saw him.
"No, Mr. Lucas, I brought Mr. Perm here to do my hair today." Hannah pointed at Tang Qian behind her, who was still a little pale.
"Oriental? Is he your friend?" Lucas glanced at Tang Qian and asked Hannah.
"No, Mr. Lucas, Mr. Perm is a friend of Miss Swift."
"Is he her friend? How come I've never seen him before?" Lucas was stunned for a second after hearing this, then turned to look at Tang Qian and said: "Forget it, sit down, Oriental, since you are Swift's friend
, then it will be up to me, Lucas, to take action today."
"Thank you. Please give me a neat haircut. Just something simple will do." Tang Qian glanced at Lucas's head and said quickly.
"Haircut? Oh, my! Orientals, do you think you are a small shop on the roadside? I am Lucas, a top figure in the fashion industry, and you actually use haircut to describe me???" I heard
After Tang Qian's words, Lucas immediately stared and jumped.
Uh...is there something wrong with this person? I came to the barber shop not just to get my hair cut, but also to have my hair done? I'm not a woman?
"Then, Mr. Lucas, what should I say?" Tang Qian asked.
Without hesitation, Lucas opened his mouth and said: "You should have asked me to help you with styling, styling!!! You.know???"
Doing styling?
After Tang Qian heard this, he was almost shocked because he had never come across this word in his previous life or in this life. Doing modeling? Isn't it just to make everyone look less like a ghost or a ghost?
What is there to be proud of???
Tang Qian glanced at Lucas's hair again, and said with a burst of bitterness in his heart: "That's it, Mr. Lucas, I am a basketball player, so I can't use your awesome styling.
do you think so?"
"Are you a basketball player? Yes, you are so tall. If you don't play basketball, there is nothing else you can do." Lucas muttered a few words, and then said: "Then I understand, please sit down."
Alas, it is really unlucky. If I am labeled as "non-mainstream" and "shamate", then I will shave my head at the worst. Anyway, in basketball, bald people are not uncommon, and it is not surprising.
With a spirit of "fearlessness" and "great sacrifice", Tang Qian sat in front of Lucas, and then he closed his eyes tightly, looking like a "heroic sacrifice".
About two hours later, Tang Qian was "told" to open his eyes. When Tang Qian opened his eyes, he was stunned.
This...who is this?
how……
Why are you so handsome???
Looking at Tang Qian's "dumbfounded" look, Lucas said proudly: "How about it? This is the 'perfect hairstyle' I designed based on your head shape. It combines the toughness of the United States and the softness of the Orientals.
Isn’t it very beautiful?”
Tang Qian looked at himself in the mirror and could only nod his head blankly. Although this "short hair" looked ordinary, no matter from which side it looked, it was extremely delicate, as if it was "tailor-made" for him.
This...barber shop is good.
It looks like I will come here more often in the future.
Tang Qian said secretly in his heart.
Next, it’s time to buy clothes.
But this buying clothes is completely different from buying clothes in Tang Qian's impression.
As a person of "two generations", Tang Qian usually spends less than half an hour shopping for clothes. But today, he saw the power of "certain women". It took him several hours to try on many things.
Not to mention the clothes and trousers, but he didn't buy any of them. After looking at two more stores, Tang Qian finally couldn't help it anymore and "complained" to Hannah in front of him: "Hannah, what do we want?
How long do you want to visit?”
"I don't know, I have to go shopping until I buy the right clothes." Hannah casually answered Tang Qian while looking at the surrounding stores.
"Until you buy the right clothes?" Tang Qian stayed for a few seconds and said loudly: "Are the ones just now inappropriate? I think they all look pretty!"
"nononono~" Hannah shook her head and said: "Those clothes just now, when worn on Mr. Perm, can only be called good-looking. They are far from good-looking!"
"What?!"
Tang Qian almost lost his temper and said.
I don't know how much time passed, but after Tang Qian had become "mechanized", Hannah finally decided on a set of clothes, and then asked Tang Qian to wear it, nodded with satisfaction and said: "Not bad, not bad,
This suit looks very beautiful on Mr. Perm, and it matches Miss Swift's dress very well. Well, that's it! Madam, we want this suit. Please swipe your card to pay.
"
With the attentive service of the female owner of this store, Tang Qian and Hannah finally walked out of the commercial street and got back into the Porsche.
"Oh~ Oops, I spent a little too much time buying clothes. Mr. Perm, please fasten your seat belt, we have to speed up!" After saying that, Hannah drove out.
Tang Qian, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was already "tired" and "numb" and didn't want to say any more "nonsense".
Damn it, this is more tiring than playing two consecutive basketball games!
Next time I try to "help" like this, I'll beat myself to death and I won't even accept it.
Finally, there’s makeup!
That's right, it's makeup. Tang Qian bets that he has never tried makeup in his life, oh, no, in his two lives. He didn't expect that this record would end today.
Alas, I'm just helping people to the end and sending Buddha to the West. Since I agreed to it, I'll just make peace with it now that I've come.
After another few hours of "faffing around", just when Tang Qian was almost drowsy, Hannah next to him suddenly smiled and said: "Mr. Tang, I have already done it for you, you can see for yourself
."
Got it done? Holy shit, I’m finally free!!!
After hearing what Hannah said, Tang Qian immediately became energetic. When he opened his eyes, he was stunned.
Who is that person in the mirror opposite?
it's me?
"How about the perm sir, are you satisfied with this makeup?" Hannah asked from the side.
"Satisfied." Tang Qian nodded calmly, because at this moment, his heart was already filled with turbulent waves and rocks.
Is this, is this the makeup technique of old Americans?
This is makeup!
It’s like a head change!
Of course, Tang Qian didn’t know that the team that had just put on his makeup was the top makeup team in the American fashion industry, especially the chief makeup artist Suri Kingston, who was the leader among them. In other words, among their
In the palm of my hand, even if you look as miserable as Sister Feng, it can instantly change your face and turn you into a beauty that will conquer the entire country.
Most people would never be able to afford a makeup team of their level. Tang Qian didn't understand these things, so he felt at ease and took advantage of them.
"Oh, Mr. Tang, it's getting late. We should leave. Otherwise, Miss Swift will be angry if we are late." Hannah interrupted Tang Qian's "self-appreciation".
"Okay, then where are we going?" Tang Qian smiled and asked awkwardly.
"Nokia Center Los Angeles." Hannah said smoothly.
……………………
"This, this is the Nokia Center in Los Angeles???" Tang Qian said with a trembling tone as he looked at this huge, brightly lit square.
"Yes, it's right here, Mr. Perm," Hannah replied.
"No, there's no mistake, right? Why do you want me to come to a place like this?" Tang Qian said feeling his throat was a little dry.
"Of course I'm attending this year's American Music Awards. Didn't Ms. Swift tell you?"
Looking at Hannah's confused eyes, Tang Qian felt like he had been "cheated". What is the American Music Awards? No matter how stupid he was, Tang Qian had never heard of the name of this award. As one of the three major music award ceremonies in the United States, this award
The weight inside is self-evident.
Tang Qian looked at this huge square with bright lights and green lights. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head. He turned around, looked at Hannah and asked: "What's Miss Swift's full name?"
?”
"Ah?" Hannah glanced at Tang Qian in confusion, but still said: "Of course it's Tate Swift. Mr. Tang, aren't you asking questions knowingly?"
"Tate..."
"Tate Swift... No wonder she asked me that..." Tang Qian stood still for a few seconds, then smiled bitterly and whispered to himself: "It turns out she is really a big star..."
PS: Next week, Xiaozi will run naked, so I would like to ask all book friends to help me~ Alas~/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~