"Where are the people? Where are the people? Where are the people?" Not long after Tang Qian and Sestin left, a group of people stepped into the open-air basketball court. One look at this routine full of tattoos, and they knew it was
The little gangster is top notch.
Don’t think that my country’s Special Administrative Region is the birthplace of gangster tattoos. In fact, Western countries are the publishers of this style.
Especially on the streets of the United States, you don’t have many tattoos. It’s really embarrassing to say that you are a gangster.
"Where are the people? Did you two lie to me on purpose???" A strong white man turned around and yelled at the two black men. If Tang was hiding at the scene, he would definitely see that this was the one he had just repaired.
The two people passed by. "I, we don't know either. The basketball game is probably over, so they all left." The short black man said aggrievedly.
I originally wanted to bring in reinforcements, but I didn't expect that they came to nothing.
"You bastard! You dare to amuse me?" Without any warning, the leading white man slapped each of the two black men. The force was so strong that blood started to flow from the corners of the mouths of the two black men, and he said:
"Brother LP, it's true, it's true, we didn't lie! There really was a tall Asian man who beat us down, so we didn't complete the task assigned above!"
"Trash!!!" This strong white man was obviously a bad-tempered master, so he slapped him again and said: "Being beaten down by an Oriental? You have to make excuses, but you don't know how to find one."
Are they? Orientals are all skinny chickens! It’s okay to work in enterprises, but in terms of physique and fighting, it’s their turn?” The black man who was beaten covered his face and said aggrievedly: “Yes, it’s true,
Brother LP, he is not an ordinary Oriental, he is an Oriental giant, yes, an Oriental giant!"
"Giant? I'm so big on you, you're a piece of shit!!!" With a "pop" sound, he slapped him again and said, "There are some very tall people in the East. You think I'm one of those kids in school?"
Young flower? Can he still be taller than me?" "I, I, Brother LP, he is really taller than you, not just a little taller, but a lot taller." The black man said this.
When he came out, he pissed off this LP brother, so of course, he got another slap and said: "Fart! The labor and wages are over 2 meters, how can he be much taller than me? What is that? Yao Ming
???Son of a bitch!!!"
"Yes, yes, that's Yao Ming. He's about the same height as Yao Ming. He's really tall, brother LP!" The black man seemed to have grasped some life-saving straw and immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice. "Yao Ming."
So tall?" At this moment, the strong white man was also stunned. Although he was 201cm tall, compared with the 226cm Yao Ming, he instantly became a dwarf. Ordinary people are not too big for a height of more than 2 meters.
In fact, just change the concept. How big is the difference between 25cm? It is the same as a 180cm man and a 155cm woman standing together. The visual effect is not too exaggerated. As for black men, they would say that Tang Qian and Yao Ming are about the same height.
That's because he has never seen the real Yao Ming, so he subconsciously feels that Tang Qian is the tallest person he has ever seen. Coupled with the oriental face, it is normal to mention Yao Ming.
"Is he really that tall?" After thinking about it, the strong white man snorted: "Even if he is really that tall, he is still a yellow race, and yellow race people are born to be weak in fighting! You have seen WWE, boxing, and UFC
How many yellow people are there? Even if there are, they are still noobs. You can't even beat the noobs and still want to hang out with me? I think you should do some peripheral work in the future to save us trouble!
"
"Brother LP, please don't. Give us another chance. We will definitely make up for it! Please!" The two black men were shocked when they heard this. They quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy. There was no way. Many Americans
The cultural level of black people on the street is very low. They are almost at the bottom when they go out to work. However, even if they are dangerous in this circle, they can make money much faster. As a low-level street black person who does not want a future at all, they have no idea at all.
I am willing to work honestly in exchange for a meager salary.
This is why, after nightfall in the United States, the streets are filled with black people.
Ideologically, they are a group of people who are unwilling to make progress.
Muddling along and living life day by day is the truest portrayal of the vast majority of black people on the streets in the United States.
"Hmph, seeing as you have been with me for a few years, I will give you another chance! Find someone right away. If you can't find someone in 4 hours, no, 2 hours, just get out of here!
"Hearing this, the two black men said quickly: "But Brother LP, 2 hours is too short. The streets of Los Angeles are so big, how can we find them? It's better to give them a few more days or a few more weeks.
Time!”
"How many more days? How many more weeks?" When the strong white man heard this, he raised his eyebrows, then grabbed the short black man and said viciously: "I tell you! This matter is
As directly explained above, this is a period of N.B.N's vigorous expansion. If you make me look bad in front of the BOSS, then I will make you look bad! So now, the time has become 1 hour. If you can't do it, I will interrupt.
The legs of the two of you, and then let you completely become beggars on the streets!!!"
"Ah! Brother LP, I, we..."
Seeing that this guy was still talking nonsense, the strong white man yelled: "30 minutes! Right now, right now, or I will cut off your hands and feet right now!" After being threatened like this, the two people could only live in despair.
He ran away, and then complained in his mind about the strong white man and cursed Tang Qian who had just beaten him.
30 minutes? Can you really find Nima in 30 minutes? What a good character it takes!
And just when the two of them were giving up on themselves, God's "favor" appeared.
In a mansion in Los Angeles, two women were having a conversation, saying:
"Are you sure that's what my father said at that time?" A woman sitting on a cork chair asked calmly.
"Mr. Bass didn't say it clearly, but the first time he saw a perm, he asked him to go to the collection corridor and have his palms pressed. Although Mr. Bass said it was 'prediction in advance', if he succeeded, he would hang out, and if he failed, he would destroy it.
." The person who answered below was none other than Bonnie Laughlin, who brought Tang Qian from the NBDL to the NBA.
"My father is not the kind of person who makes meaningless investments." The woman on the cork chair pondered for a moment and said: "I don't agree with my father in other matters, but in his judgment of people, he is definitely the best in the entire NBA. So...
"
"You continue to follow up on this Easterner. If he really has potential, try to win him over. I will never give you too much bargaining chip for future competition."
"Okay, I'll take care of it." After Bonnie Laughlin finished speaking, she changed the subject and asked: "But Miss, have the Lakers this season..." "Well, basically nothing.
The medicine can save us." The woman on the cork chair did not look regretful, but said with a little ridicule: "But this is the best ending, isn't it? If everything goes smoothly, wouldn't it help Jim become the head of the Bass family?
Position? It doesn’t matter how many years the Lakers have been in bad shape now. As long as Jim cannot fulfill the three-year agreement he made before his father died, then I will have a great chance to seize the position of the head of the family."
"Miss, will Jim really announce the three-year agreement to the public? If he doesn't announce it, then even if it is a violation, no one can restrict him." Bonnie Laughlin asked
"It doesn't matter, Jim won't say anything. We can force him to say it. Anyway, as long as we don't do it ourselves, no one can blame us." The woman on the cork chair smiled strangely and said, "Father,
Father, I’m afraid Jim himself doesn’t know that everything between him and me is a chess piece laid out by you in advance. You are so scheming and scheming, taking both sides into consideration in everything, just like this Dongfang Hot, you will always make a sure profit without losing anything.
, you are always the final winner. In this regard, I still cannot compare to you for the time being."
"But I don't hate you, because being open and honest and giving everyone a chance is one of your strengths."
On the other side of Los Angeles, there are also people carrying out "conspiracies."
"Is everything arranged? Dan?" an extremely strong black man asked sitting on the sofa.
"Don't worry, I've already said hello to acquaintances from several teams, and they all expressed their strong interest in you." A rather shrewd-looking white man replied unhurriedly. "Hey, that's right.
Of course, I'm the number one center in the league, so it's normal for people to rush for me." The strong man sitting on the sofa is Lakers No. 12, Dwight Howard.
The person sitting opposite him is the NBA's ace agent, Dan Fagan.
"Yes, Dwight, there is no doubt about your marketability." Dan Fagan smiled and said: "But I think the contract price needs to be modified slightly, otherwise it will affect the competitiveness of the market for you." "What?
"I mean, Dan, do you think I'm getting too much? You know, I still have a lot of money to spend!" When he heard that the contract price was going to be modified, Howard's face immediately became unhappy and said.
As rumored by the outside world, Howard has extremely poor self-control. He is not only a frequent visitor to nightclubs and brothels, but also like the former "Rain Man" Kemp, "Warcraft" is "seeded" outside.
He is extremely capable and has a huge number of illegitimate children and daughters, as many as 8. And you must know that in the United States, illegitimate children also need to pay a lot of support. A large part of the reason why "Rain Man" Kemp went bankrupt was
There is the issue of illegitimate children, and the number is even more shocking than Howard's, more than 11.
But Howard is still young, and it is not impossible to surpass his "Rain Man" predecessors on this road.
If you think Howard currently earns more than 100 million, that’s because you don’t understand the U.S. empire’s procedures for illegitimate children and child support. If you can earn 100 million U.S. dollars in your lifetime in China, let alone 8 illegitimate children, 80 will be enough.
It's easy to get it. But in the United States, haha, I can only say that it is obtainable, but it is still big enough for the "Warcraft". The reason is that domestic alimony is given according to the public level, while in the United States, it is easy to get it.
The emperor's alimony is calculated based on your personal property, so if you have 8, you can only earn 100 million US dollars in your lifetime. Over time, you will definitely go bankrupt.
This is definitely not a joke, because the policy of the US emperor is that no matter whether you have an illegitimate child with your ex-wife or your lover, as long as the latter does not remarry and has no job, then congratulations, you will be dependent for the rest of your life.
Not only do you have to pay a huge amount of monthly alimony to the child, but you also have to pay a large amount of alimony to the latter. If the lover is better, if it is the ex-wife, oh~my~ then you have to divide half of the assets, so Qian
Don't take it for granted that Howard, who currently earns 100 million US dollars, can be a stallion and sow whatever he wants. The national conditions are different, so even if you have a fortune, you will vomit blood and die.
In addition, Howard's own personal expenses are also very large, so when Dan Fagan proposed to modify the contract price, he looked hesitant and objected loudly. In fact, Howard's current market situation is far worse than a year ago.
After all, there are still discerning people in the NBA. Some people have discovered that Howard's game attitude and physical condition are declining year by year. This seems a bit incredible for a star who is not yet 28 years old, but data and video analysis will never
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Therefore, few teams expressed direct interest in Howard's request of $100 million over four years, so Dan Fagan had to negotiate with Howard and wanted the former to reduce the mandatory requirement of the contract amount. "Dwight, I know that with your current situation
Given your identity and status in the league, it is not too much to ask for such a long-term contract, but you also have to think about it. After all, it is a transfer signing. It is difficult for you to get the same high salary as the Lakers." Facing Dan Fei.
Gen's words, Howard still shook his head and said: "That's not okay. Pricing is my business, and it's your business to fix it. As an ace agent, you can't even handle this kind of job, right?"
When Dan Fagan heard this, he almost spit out his blood. Now the highest salary in the league is Kobe Bryant. His current salary is only 27.85 million US dollars a year, and it will take another year to reach 30 million. This is because
Kobe was the Lakers' super hero and the soul of the team. His birth was possible only after more than ten years of continuous dedication and the generosity of the Buss family. Do you want to get it, Howard? That's not possible unless you choose to stay in Los Angeles.
But Dan Fagan knew very well that the client in front of him could no longer choose to stay with the Lakers.
He dislikes the Lakers very much.
Even to the point of almost disgust.
However, Dan Fagan can be ranked in the top three on the NBA agent list. Of course he has his own skills, which he can use not only when negotiating with teams, but also with his clients. "Dwight, in fact, your
The calculation is not very accurate." Dan Fagan began to use his eloquence and said: "It seems that if you stay with the Lakers, you can get a five-year, US$118 million contract, but there is one thing you forgot to calculate.
These are the tax rates at all levels in our country." Seeing that Howard was a little attracted to him, Dan Fagan hit the mark while the iron was hot: "In addition to the 39.6% federal tax that must be paid, the California state tax is also the heaviest among the states.
As high as 13.3%. If you choose the Lakers, in fact, after removing the seven, seven, eight and eight, the more than 20 million will only be a little over 10 million. But if you choose to go to some teams with low state taxes, then it seems
The salary is low, but in fact, the amount you can earn is not necessarily less than if you stayed in Los Angeles, or even... it could be more."
"Yes, really?" Howard, who "graduated from high school," obviously didn't understand these details. He also didn't have the business talent and business acumen behind LeBron and Kobe, so he didn't think about it in detail. He just asked with some interest: "What if it's true?"
It’s the same as what you said, so Dan, it’s not like I can’t modify the contract amount appropriately. After all, the key is to get the money in hand to be the real money, right?”
"Bingo~" Dan Fagan saw that his persuasion was effective. He first praised Howard, and then continued: "These are several low-tax states I selected, and among them, Houston is the most suitable, because Texas
It is an area with no state income tax in the United States, so if you sign here, it may seem like you are losing a lot, but in fact, you can get an additional $2.6 million in real annual income. This is my calculation sheet, you can see it for yourself. Then Houston has
If you go to a team with a traditional center, you will definitely be able to show your talents and you will not be restricted by others like you were in the Lakers."
"Really? If you choose a low contract, you can get more money?" Howard is a typical American black street type who gets rich quickly, so he has always had little knowledge about the economy. Of course, he has never bothered to study it.
In this regard, this is a common problem among black players in the four major North American leagues. They are not good at dealing with the economy, and they do not like to deal with the economy.
For most of them, the economy is US dollars, it is so simple and crude.
Therefore, the probability of bankruptcy for black athletes is also alarmingly high.
"Of course, who am I, Dan Fagan? In addition, several manufacturers in Houston have already targeted you. They just wait for you to come over and sign an endorsement contract. This is also a lot of income, isn't it?
What?" Dan Fagan's words were a heavy blow, because after Howard came to the Lakers this season, his off-court income actually dropped instead of increasing compared to when he was in Orlando, with only 7 million US dollars left. This made Howard
Howard suddenly felt a lot of pain. So Dan Fagan had caught Howard's itch.
"Well, then you can get in touch with them. I still think it's OK for Texas." Howard pretended to look at Fagan's calculation sheet, then nodded and said. "Okay, I will try my best to prepare.
You just need to continue to improve your data in the last ten or so games of the regular season." Dan Fagan said.
"Don't worry, you don't need to remind me. Los Angeles is destined to be just the springboard for my 'World of Warcraft' life!" Howard said with a proud smile.
PS: Xiao Zi actually predicted it accurately. The management changes of the Lakers are almost the same as what Xiao Zi wrote. This is really a little exciting to think about. Hehe~ There is another update today. Xiao Zi will do it as long as he has time.
I tried my best to break out, don’t worry about this~~~