"I,s,sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm a member of the Los Angeles Defenders, I thought..."
"Los Angeles Defenders? Oh, they are the lower-level trash team of our Lakers, right? Get out of here. From today on, you will go to the small court to practice. This big venue is ours to use."
"Bynum, what do you mean? Have I ever offended you?" Tang Qian frowned when he heard Andrew Bynum's words and tone. Anyway, he didn't have any sympathy for this idiot.
Good impression.
"Huh? So what if you have offended me? So what if you haven't offended me? What qualifications does a lower-level NBDL player have to ask why?" Andrew Bynum had just been scolded by Kobe, and he was still angry.
Xiaoxiao, if Tang Qian is caught at this time, there is no reason for him not to vent his anger.
"Andrew Bynum, it seems you are not the boss of this team. What qualifications do you have to be so arrogant?"
"I admit that I just went to the wrong place, but I also apologized. What else do you want from me? Don't go too far."
Tang Qian suppressed his temper and practiced courtesy first and then military conduct.
"Ho? Judging from your skin color, you must be Asian. You Asians are the weaklings in the basketball world. Is there anything wrong with me being arrogant to you? Let me tell you, what I just said was polite. Now let me
If you say so, I will let you climb out! Do you understand?" Andrew Bynum said arrogantly.
"Andrew Bynum, apologize to me." Tang Qian said.
"Apologise? Oh, sorry, I, Andrew Bynum, never apologize, especially to yellow people! Hahahaha!"
"Anzhu, I will give you one last chance to apologize, and then I will forgive you."
"Forgive me? Hahahaha~ Yellow man, have you forgotten to put your brain in your head? Why should I apologize to you? What qualifications do you have to accept my apology?"
"Sure enough, he is an idiot with no IQ. It is not unreasonable for him to be so miserable in the future." Tang Qian shook his head and suddenly said to himself.
Who knew that Andrew Bynum's ears were quite good? Tang Qian was talking to himself and he listened to it word for word. Suddenly, Andrew Bynum said angrily: "Huang Qian"
Pihou, who are you calling an idiot???"
"Of course I am scolding you, otherwise who is it?" Tang Qian said in a normal tone.
"Slopehead! Say it again if you have the guts!!!" Andrew Bynum said with bulging eyes.
"You are so thick-skinned, Bynum." Tang Qian said.
"W, what?" Bynum asked confused.
"Because normal people don't like to hear insults about themselves, but you want me to say it again. If you're not thick-skinned, what are you?" Tang Qian looked at the Lord and smiled.
Andrew Bynum didn't answer for a few seconds. Judging from his appearance, he must have chewed on the meaning of Tang Qian's words. Poor Tang Qian's words made his already insufficient brain cells become even more impoverished.
After a long while, he came back to his senses and cursed loudly: "Yellow-skinned monkey, how dare you scold me???"
"Just scold me. What can you do to me?" Tang Qian's principle in life has always been to be polite before fighting. After all, he couldn't learn the "invincible domineering spirit" like Long Aotian and Ye Liangchen even if he wanted to, so he could only laugh at himself.
His qualifications are limited. However, it is not Tang Qian's temperament to give in blindly. His purpose is that there is no need to be merciful when dealing with certain people who are shameless.
Anyway, the more kindness you show to this kind of people, the more they will take advantage of you and be greedy.
"Yellow-skinned monkey, what can I do to you? I can beat you until you go home to your mother!" Andrew Bynum said with a fierce look on his face.
"Ouch, I'm so scared. Come over here and give it a try. Why do I think you can't do it?" Tang Qian said with a slightly teasing tone.
"Don't stop me, let me beat this yellow-skinned monkey to death!!!" Andrew Bynum roared loudly.
Unfortunately, no one in the entire training ground responded to him.
"Haha, Bynum, it seems that your popularity is not very good." Tang Qian laughed.
"You.are.at!!!"
"You are dead, do you understand!!!"
After being laughed at by Tang Qian, Andrew Bynum felt humiliated. He was a little embarrassed, so he yelled at Tang Qian.
"It's so funny, Bynum, do you rely on this mouth to eat?" Tang Qian was not afraid of Andrew Bynum at all. In his opinion, the tyrant after his knee injury has completely changed into
Apart from An Zhu's athletic ability, which he was once proud of, he has long since disappeared. Now, apart from his height and weight, Tang Qian has a big chance of winning if there is a real fight.
"You **** yellow man, you are looking for death! Let's see if I don't beat you up!!!" Andrew Bynum is not the kind of neurotic person. Faced with Tang Qian's verbal attacks, he didn't do anything.
He couldn't even take advantage. In this case, Bynum, who was furious and brain-burning, raised his fist at Tang Qian without saying a word.
"With such a slow fist, do you think you can hit me?" Tang Qian dodges left and right astutely. Anyway, in terms of pace, the two of them are not on the same line at all.
"Damn it, why are you running, yellow dog, if you can, stop and punch me in the face!!!" Seeing that Tang Qian easily dodged several of his punches, Andrew Bynum said angrily.
.
"Oh, no, no, no, Bynum, despite how strong you are, if you really want to fight, I will K.O. you, all it takes is one punch." Tang Qian said, dodging Bynum's fist easily.
"Fuck your motherfucker!!!" Hearing Tang Qian's words, Andrew Bynum's attack suddenly became more intense.
"Kobe, should we go up..." After seeing this scene, Derek Fisher asked the Lakers' ace for advice.
"It's okay, don't worry about it." Kobe looked at the Oriental man and said thoughtfully.
"Well, I understand." Seeing that Kobe Bryant had spoken, he stopped thinking and became a bystander wholeheartedly.
The scene became a bit dramatic. Tang Qian used his speed and agile footsteps to almost make Bynum spin around. After about ten minutes, Bynum, who had pumped his fists countless times, finally became a little weak. He
Looking at Tang Qian, who was still as agile as ever, he cursed angrily: "You damn yellow man, don't you have any eggs under you? You just know how to hide. If you have the guts, just stand still and don't move. Let's talk to you."
It’s a showdown!”
Tang Qian looked at Andrew Bynum's movements and thought to himself, it's time.
Tang Qian's run just now was not meaningless, and he was not a fool. With the huge difference in weight, he would inevitably suffer some disadvantages in a head-to-head fight with Bynum. Although compared to pure strength, Tang Qian didn't think he would
Losing to the opponent, but the weight difference of 40-50 pounds is a disadvantage in hand-to-hand combat. The greater the weight, the more stable the chassis. In this case, even if you have the advantage of strength, you may be counterattacked by the opponent. In order to prevent
With this one-tenth possibility, Tang Qian played some tricks to ensure that he could defeat his opponent 100% easily.
"as you wish."
Tang Qian spoke a classic English sentence in a slightly oriental tone, and then took advantage of Bynum's strength to punch, took a big step, sank his waist, and struck out with a heavy punch.
When Bynum saw Tang Qian punching, he immediately felt bad, but because he had spent so much energy just now, he was a little unable to do what he wanted this time.
Boom~
Bynum received a blow to Tang Qian's face. Immediately, the former's head was stunned and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.
"Really, I really knocked out Bynum with one punch..." Fisher looked at the scene happening in front of him and was slightly in a trance.
"What a cunning oriental boy." Kobe saw some clues and said with interest: "Meta, do you see anything?"
"Of course." Ci Shiping looked like he was a master in fighting. He touched the stubble on his chin and said: "First use speed and footsteps to consume Bynum's physical energy, and then look at the time and deliver a fatal blow.
Tsk tsk tsk, this oriental boy has a talent for boxing, not bad, not bad, I like it."
"Haha, Meta, it's a rare thing to win your favor in the first impression. I remember back then, you and I almost had a fight." Kobe said with a smile.
"When did that happen? I really like this oriental boy, because the punch he just gave was quite like me!" Ci Shiping said carelessly.
"That's why you think he's good? Oh~my~Meta, you are really a living violent person~"
"Hehehehe, thank you for the compliment, Kobe. You know I like boxing very much. If I hadn't made it to the NBA, I might have inherited the legacy and played professional boxing."
"Haha, stop being such a jerk, let's go over and see the 'future star''s injury," Kobe said.
"OK."
…
"So, I am a person who keeps his word, right?" Tang Qian looked at Bynum who fell to the ground, clapped his hands and said.
"Hi, Dongfang boy, we meet again, although the way of meeting is a bit unexpected."
A deep voice passed into Tang Qian's ears.
"K, Kobe?" Hearing this voice, Tang Qian immediately turned around and said.
"Yes, you still remember me, which means that the impression I made on you that night was quite profound, right?"
"Of course, thank you Mr. Black Mamba for giving me the guidance that night. I, Tang Qian, learned a lesson." Tang Qian said slightly excited when he saw Kobe still remembering himself.
"Oho~ Kobe, this guy still calls you Mr. Black Mamba? Orientals are polite, which is really good."
"Kobe, do you know him?" Derek Fisher, as the chairman of the players union, has a much better ability to observe people's actions than Ci Shiping.
"Yes, Derek, I know this kid and we have a bit of a relationship." Kobe didn't hesitate and answered directly.
"So that's it." Fisher was a very good person. After hearing Kobe's answer, he immediately turned to Tang Qian and smiled: "Hello, lie down, soup, hot, sorry, your name is so hard to pronounce.
It’s a bit convoluted.”
"It doesn't matter, Mr. Fisher, your 0.4-second kill was still fresh in my memory!" Tang Qian said excitedly again when he saw "Old Fish" Fisher taking the initiative to shake hands with him.
"Hey, Dongfang boy, you are just getting close to Kobe and Derek, have you forgotten about me?" Ci Shiping said with a deliberately scary expression at this time.
"Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Pease, I have always admired you and your skills. I think even the God of Basketball had two of his ribs broken by you. You didn't know.
After I saw this news in the newspaper, I almost dropped the drink can in my hand to the ground."
Tang Qian didn't notice that Ci Shiping's face became darker and darker as he listened. Finally, Kobe couldn't help it anymore and joked: "Meta, you are indeed a beast. Even in the far east, your name is unknown.
What people don’t know! Amazing, amazing!”
"Stop, stop laughing!" Ci Shiping said with a dark face and his eyes staring straight at Tang Qian: "Hey, Dongfang boy, don't you know that I, Uncle Meta Walder Pease, have other great achievements?
???"
When Tang Qian saw Ci Shiping's suddenly unkind expression, he felt "bald" in his heart. Fortunately, he didn't react slowly and immediately changed his words: "Of course, of course I know something else. I was just joking."
"Then tell me and listen. If you dare to fool me, hum!"
Tang Qian could tell that this burly man was on the verge of explosion. If he didn't speak well, he might cause a "bloody disaster". Ci Shiping's grandfather and father were both fighting.
For those who compete in professional boxing matches, if you accidentally offend the opponent, what will happen...
A line of cold sweat ran down Tang Qian's back, and then he said: "DPOY in the 2003-2004 season, the first team of the All-Defensive Team in the 2003-2004 season, the first team of the All-Defensive Team in the 2005-2006 season..."
"Aha~ Not bad, not bad. Since you know my career honors, why don't you tell me directly from the beginning? Why are you talking about useless things, right?" Ci Shiping immediately turned cloudy when he heard Tang Qian really say a lot.
Clear road.
Just after Tang Qian entered the mode of "chasing stars" and "fans", he let out a loud roar and decisively dragged him out of this mode, saying: "Yellow-skinned monkey, I'm going to kill you!!!"
"You guys, do you still want to be beaten?" Tang Qian's face darkened and he looked at Bynum who stood up again.
"Asshole, I'm going to kill you!!!" Andrew Bynum seemed a little crazy. After yelling, he waved his fist and rushed in the direction of Tang Qian.
"Okay, go over and stop him, don't let him continue to go crazy." Kobe Bryant glanced at Bynum and said in a neutral voice.
"Bryant, why do you want people to stop me??? Am I your teammate, or is he???" Andrew Bynum was so angry that he roared mindlessly while struggling.
"Shut.up!!! Shut up, Bynum!!!"
In front of outsiders, Kobe Bryant didn't look good when Bynum roared like this.
"Bryant, you are really not a human! I have been with you for so many years, and instead of helping me, you helped a yellow man. You don't deserve to have the same skin color as me!!!" Bynum said in anger.
There is already some "talking without restraint".
The issue of skin color is definitely one of the taboo issues in the United States. Bynum's words suddenly made Kobe look stern, and said in a cold voice: "Andrew Bynum, I think you have been a little over-inflated recently.
No wonder Kareem complained to me that day, saying that you don’t take him seriously lately. You are such a mentally handicapped idiot! Do you know who Kareem is? Who has seen anyone on the Lakers team?
If you don't admire him, how dare you look down on him? What a complete idiot! I don't think you need to participate in the opening game, I will discuss it with the management."
Kareem? Kareem? I, let me go, is it Kareem Abdul-Jabbar???
I have always heard that Andrew Bynum is a disciple of Tian Gou, but I didn’t expect this to be true...
Ahhhhhhh~
I’m so envious~
It would be great if I was the one trained by Sky Gou~
Why is this Lord's luck so good~
Tang Qian unconsciously showed a look of envy and hatred towards Andrew Bynum.
"Bryant!!! How could you do this??? You are suppressing me!!! You are suppressing me outright!!! You are afraid that I will grow up and replace you!!! You are afraid that I will grow up.
Get up and replace you!!!" Andrew Bynum became even more arrogant after hearing Kobe's words.
"What???" Kobe seemed to have heard some funny joke. He curled up his mouth with disdain and said, "I'm afraid of you???"
"Andrew Bynum, have you gone crazy because of your success?"
"I have never been afraid of anyone since I started playing basketball. Not even Michael can make me bow down! Who do you think you are? A person who is not even half as big as Shaq's toes dares to yell at me??
?Is your head full of ****??? Stupid stuff!!!"
"Bryant, don't be too arrogant. I'm younger than you. I'm only twenty-four or five years old. And you, you are like a classic car that is about to be scrapped. There is no comparison with me!!! I will
Just like you squeezed out O'Neal, squeeze you away!!! Just wait for me!!!" Anzhu continued to talk wildly.
"all.right, all.right, all.right! As long as you have the ability to squeeze me away, I will always be with you! But now, I can tell you for sure that you don't need to participate in the first three games!"
"Why? Bryant, do you think you are the head coach? Do you think you are the team owner???"
"Just because my name is Kobe Bryant and this is my team, I have the right to do this!"
"Okay, Steve, Troy, Luke, take him out. I don't want to see this face again in the next few days!"
"But Bryant, the head coach..."
"Don't worry, I will make it clear."
"Okay, we get it."
After receiving Kobe's assurance, the three Lakers substitutes walked out of the arena with Andrew Bynum, who was cursing, without saying a word.
"It turns out that it's not easy to be the boss of a team." Tang Qian watched Andrew Bynum disappear into the training ground and suddenly felt a sense of emotion for no reason.
"Haha, I took so much money from the team, so I have to do something for the team, right?" After watching Bynum leave, Kobe's mood changed slightly and he joked.
"By the way, Tang, Tang, you are an Oriental, right? I have something to ask you." Kobe dismissed the others, pulled Tang Qian and said alone.
"Ah, ask, ask me?" Tang Qian said in a daze.
"Well, aren't you Easterners the best at weighing things up? I want to ask you, what would you do if a friend was treated unfairly?" Kobe asked.
"Unfair treatment? Friend?" Tang Qian thought for a moment, and then said: "If this person is a particularly good friend of mine, then I must seek justice for him."
"Even if it offends some people you may not be able to offend?" Kobe continued to ask.
"Well, I think so, Mr. Mamba, if he is really a very important friend of mine, I will not hesitate even if it offends people." Tang Qian replied.
"Well, I understand, you gave me a good suggestion." Kobe Bryant suddenly smiled and said.
PS: Ci Shiping’s father and grandfather both participated in professional boxing matches. Xiao Zi is not just talking about this. Also, in the 2011-2012 Lakers opening game, Andrew Bynum did not participate.
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