"Tang Qian? Is it you? Do you still have my phone number? Big star!" On the other end of the phone was Tang Qian's high school classmate Yuan Fei. He did not go to college and went to work in society after graduating from high school. Although he was in high school at that time
, the relationship between the two is just ordinary, but since they have entered the society, they pay attention to "profit comes first" and do not pay attention to other "illusory" friendships.
Tang Qian is now a big star, he has a lot of money in his pocket, and what he just said is clearly...
"Of course you are interested? Big star! Are you going to buy a scooter in China?" After Yuan Fei finished speaking, Tang Qian said: "Yes, but it was not bought for me, but sold to my parents. Yes.
What kind of good car model can you recommend?" When Yuan Fei heard this, his eyes immediately lit up and he answered quickly: "It depends on what price you want, big star, tell me a price range, I can do better
I recommend it to you.”
Tang Qian looked around and deliberately raised his voice: "It needs to be safe and have good performance. The appearance should not be too exaggerated, but it is best to be classic. As for the price... you can do whatever you want, I am not short of money." "Okay.
Okay! Okay! You know that big stars are filial and their actions are extraordinary!" After the praise, Yuan Fei said: "If this is the case, I suggest you consider a Cadillac or a Range Rover, but since it is driven by your uncle and aunt, then the Range Rover may
It's more home-oriented. Well, I suggest you consider this year's latest 5.0V8AB Honor Genesis Edition. This model looks ordinary on the surface, but it has excellent performance. It can drive smoothly in bad road conditions and has an extremely wide field of view.
, very suitable for older people to control, but the price..."
Yuan Fei paused deliberately. He wanted to test Tang Qian's reaction. This is a well-known trick in the car selling industry. It can usually reveal the buyer's sincerity and price.
upper limit.
"It doesn't matter, you can tell me how much it is, as long as the procedure is quick and complete." As soon as Tang Qian finished speaking, Yuan Fei's slightly excited voice came over the phone and said: "Absolutely! Don't worry! We are a professional and standardized 4S store! Quality
And the procedures are absolutely guaranteed!”
That’s great! You’re so lucky! By selling a luxury car at this price, you can live a comfortable life for half a year, no, for a year! You must know that Y City’s spending power is limited, but few people buy this kind of car.
Millions of dollars in luxury cars!
"The latest 5.0V8AB Zun Genesis Edition in 2013, the engine is 5.0T 510 horsepower V8, 8-speed automatic manual, the top speed is 225km/h, 0-100km/h acceleration is 5.4 seconds, the warranty is three years or 100,000 kilometers, it belongs to the former
Equipped with four-wheel drive, there are 15 colors in total. If you pay in full, you can also increase the warranty mileage and get discounts. For the sake of being an old classmate, I can give you 2.6 million on my own initiative, and you can land it directly, and the procedures are simple.
Everything is available. If it is an installment loan..." Before Yuan Fei finished speaking, he heard the voice on the other end of the phone: "There is no need to introduce the installment loan, just get the full payment. When can you pick up the car? The sooner you can, the better.
Okay?"
"Of course! For high-quality customers like you, we can directly upgrade and give you a diamond card! It can be done in two hours at the fastest, no, one and a half hours!" Yuan Fei gritted his teeth and said, in fact, there are still some risks in doing so.
But in order to earn this "large share" of luxury car commissions, Yuan Fei also worked hard.
"Okay." Tang Qian said, "How to pay? Do you want to transfer the money now?"
Yuan Fei said: "It doesn't matter. You can tell me your current address. We will bring the POS machine there. Just swipe your card then." After hearing this, Tang Qian nodded and said: "Okay, the address is XXXX. Come over as soon as possible."
"Okay, we'll get there as soon as possible!"
After hanging up the phone, the whole place fell into silence, no, dead silence.
Ordinary people don’t know the price of luxury cars, but they still know about the Land Rover brand. In City Y, this is an exclusive car that can only be equipped by respectable people. And the 5.0V8AB respects the Genesis Edition? Others don’t know this, but my aunt’s family
Don’t you know? This is the latest model of this year, and the price of a naked car is as high as 2.8 million yuan! It can be regarded as a real million-level luxury car!
As for a car of this price range, my "cousin" had only seen it once, and it was the car of his immediate boss. However, not long after, this immediate boss was sentenced to 15 years in Shuanggui for "corruption and bribery." My cousin,
How can a basketball player afford such an expensive car? Also, T.M.D. pays the full price directly???
He woke up a little and immediately vetoed in his heart, "It's absolutely impossible! It's definitely an act!"
Thinking of this, his mood calmed down a lot, and he said, "Xiao Qian, your acting skills are pretty good. It's not just playing basketball as a cover, but you're actually going to be an actor, right?" Facing his "cousin"
After being ridiculed, Tang Qian just smiled coldly and replied: "Whether it's acting or not, we'll know later, right? I know your family likes to use money to pressure people and pretend to be superior. If not, I'll come and accompany you."
Let’s have some fun.”
"Uncle, can a car with more than two million yuan still be worthy of your attention?" Tang Qian deliberately ran against the former, because the one his uncle and aunt's family drives now is only a Volkswagen Passat. All of them cost 200,000 yuan.
This was enviable in Y City in 2013. But compared with the car Tang Qian wants to buy now, sorry, even a fraction of it is not enough for you.
Tang's mother was a little distressed when she saw Tang Qian spending money like this, but Tang's father chose to side with Tang Qian at this time. He pulled Tang's mother and whispered: "Listen to my son, he has experienced something in the United States.
Quite a few, enough to cope with these situations, don't go up and cause trouble."
I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, then I will offend them!
It’s okay if you don’t mess with me. Since you want to compete with me in terms of wealth and pretentiousness, how can I be worthy of you if I don’t give you a hard blow?
Volkswagen Passat, right? I can buy three of them for just a fraction of the price. Let’s see how you fight with me!
Tang Qian either doesn't pretend today, and since he does, it must be a big one!
Feel proud all at once! Slap the faces of these people who look down on others!
At this moment, the doorbell rang, and someone shouted arrogantly outside the door: "Open the door! Open the door! I'm exhausted! If you don't open the door, I'll smash it!"
Who is this? Tang Qian looked at Tang's father and Tang's mother, and Tang's father and Tang's mother looked at the others. Everyone was confused and had no clue.
But they don’t know. Some people know, such as their cousin. Hearing this, he felt as if he was waiting for a “savior”. He hurriedly ran and promised: “Coming, coming! My little princess! My little star! I
It’s coming!!!”
As soon as the door opened, a tall curly-haired girl wearing bright high-heeled shoes appeared in front of everyone.
At first glance, this person seems very beautiful, but if you look closely, you can see that she has the "Internet celebrity face" of later generations. However, "Internet celebrity face" has not become widespread in 2013, so it can be called gorgeous. At least in the room.
To ordinary people, she looks like a very fashionable and pretty girl.
"Huh, this is your home? It's not that good, right?" The first thing this person said after coming in was "find fault", but there was no trace of "objection" on his cousin's face and he said: "Little Y-na, don't
Well, today is the first time you meet my family. Can you give me some face?" "Well, considering your good performance recently, I agree." This one is called "Little Y Na"
The woman raised her chin arrogantly and said, "But I am on a private trip today and will not sign autographs for anyone. You must remember this."
"Of course, of course, this is no problem, no problem." My cousin flattered me like a "pug".
"Hey? What's going on with you guys? Are you having a conflict?" Little Y-na was not stupid at all. After feeling the atmosphere in the room, she asked. "Yes, some people are not polite, and the dog bit Lu Dongbin.
If he hadn't been a relative of mine, I would have told him to get out!" My cousin said as if I was the "talker" of the family.
"So they are poor relatives?" Little Y-na was in that circle, so she looked at people's clothes, no, mainly the "brand" of people from head to toe. She was very good at it. She could tell at a glance "Tang Father Tang"
"Father"'s "cheap dress".
"Let me tell you, don't be too polite with poor relatives like this. If you are too polite, you will be beaten and taken advantage of." Little Y-na said with a sense of superiority on her face: "
To deal with such people, just give them a few red envelopes and send them away, so as not to pollute the air in the room. You know, I usually have very high requirements for air quality!"
"What are you talking about here in such a weird way? You have a snake face!" But soon, someone interrupted this little Y-na's "personal show". He was Tang Qian. "What did you say? Do you know who I am?
?You are talking to me like this?" Xiao Yna was stunned for a moment, and then said arrogantly.
"Who do I care who you are? You are just like Calabash Baby's snake spirit! How pitiful!" Tang Qian said: "And the most pitiful thing is that you can't even speak human words, you just fart!" "You, you
, you! What did you say!!!" Xiao Yna said angrily: "You poor ghost, how dare you say that to me??? It is the honor of your life to see me in person, do you understand!!! Poor ghost!!!
"
"Ha, they are indeed birds of a feather! No wonder we can make a couple!" Tang Qian sneered: "So you are a third-rate Internet celebrity? Or a third-rate model? Or a third-rate star? Right?" "Speak well! Xiao Yina has been there since her debut.
She has published 4 photo books, filmed 9 commercials, and 7 TV series. She will soon act in a movie, and she will be the leading role!" My cousin was "eager to protect her mother." Before little Y-na opened her mouth, he took the initiative to help her.
road.
Tang Qian said coldly: "Four photos? They are all exposed photos of young models, right? The nine advertisements are all for unknown small brands, right? The seven TV series are all supporting roles, no, they are passers-by A, B, and C, right? As for
The movie you are about to star in is just a short film or a bloody movie that some financial backers are happy with, so they invested money for you to make it, right? Cousin, cousin, why do you think these financial backers would invest in her?
What about the money? Although it’s a small cost, it’s still several million, right? Are you stupid?”
"You, what do you want to say???" After being reminded like this, my cousin also felt something was wrong, but Xiao Yna quickly took over the conversation and said: "You are talking nonsense! I have a car and a house.
!Do you still need someone to support you? Do you still need to serve someone?"
"There is no three hundred taels of silver here!" Tang Qian hit the point without mercy: "Did I say that from the beginning to the end? I think you just didn't bring it upon yourself! In the future... well, people like you anyway
, I have seen too much! Taking this flesh and blood money, you go everywhere to show off your wealth and show off your power, as if you want the whole world to envy you and flatter you! Ridiculous!"
Little Y-na was actually very shocked in her heart, because this guy with a terrifying figure got at least eighty-nine out of ten things right. You must know that in 2013, this phenomenon was not "well-known to the general public," so they themselves
They thought they had done it perfectly, but in fact the person who exposed this "fox tail" was none other than themselves, who were too high-profile.
Tang Qian just mentioned some classic examples summarized by later generations.
This little Y-na is a "Bai Fumei" who ran from the "periphery". After exchanging her body for a large amount of money and a large network of financial backers, she began to "launder her name". Then she set up some kind of company on her own name.
The CEO, general manager, chairman, or brand founder then moved on to the "online store owner route" of "selling clothes, shoes, and bags." However, the general development model in 2013 still sharpened its head and entered the "entertainment industry."
", making movies, commercials, and TV series is the way to go. The "online store owner route" has not yet become a mainstream. So don't look at this little Y-na who drives a trot with a salary of 500,000 to 600,000 yuan, lives in a beautifully decorated cabin, and is full of
Both top and bottom are foreign brands. In fact, its essence is still a "peripheral" and has never changed.
Showing off your wealth on Weibo during the day and having fun with people drinking at night is normal and not unusual at all.
As for why she was with Tang Qian's cousin, of course it wasn't because she valued the position of "deputy section chief". It was just that this fool had always been infatuated with her and was willing to spend money, so she temporarily took him under her skirt.
Yes, it means being "under the skirt", which means that her "under the skirt" is more than just cousin Tang Qian's "boyfriend".
Poor Tang Qian's cousin was still very proud, thinking that he had found a "big star" and had unlimited face.
The truth is that his so-called "big star girlfriend" only regards him as his "face", and she comes and goes when she calls him. She doesn't give him the power to grow grass on his head.
Tang Qian, with his many years of Internet experience, could see through the "life experience" of this little Y-na at a glance. How could this make little Y-na, who always calls herself "white, rich and beautiful", accept this? After all, in 2013, these "peripheral" people had not yet
Although he was so blatant later, he still carefully maintained the gorgeous film on his body.
"You're done! Puppy B! I'll let someone kill you! Do you know how much energy I have?" Sure enough, he was poked in a painful spot, so his true colors began to show. "How much energy? Hehe!
I really want to hear it." Tang Qian said without fear at all.
The other party's indifferent attitude irritated little Yna even more. She became angry and blurted out: "I can spend 2 million to break your legs! Do you understand? There is nothing in this world that cannot be solved with money!" Facts
Two million is all her savings, because to maintain her "white, rich and beautiful" image, it is all about spending money, famous brands, meals, luxury goods, jewelry, maintenance, fine-tuning, plastic surgery, this series
Down here, where is not a place where money is flowing like water? So even though little Y-na has "worked day and night" for so many years, she only has more than 2 million yuan left.
But for a young man in his twenties, having so much savings, a car and a house can indeed be called "success."
It's normal for people who don't know to envy you.
But she picked the wrong person. When Tang Qian heard this, his expression remained unwavering. Instead, he said jokingly: "Spend 2 million to break my leg? It turns out the price is so cheap. I want to ask you, I'll give it to you."
Ten million to break your hands and feet, the price must be very fair, and many people are willing to take it, right?" Little Y-na never expected that a person who looked like an ordinary person would suddenly become so powerful.
His aura, and judging from his expression and tone, it didn’t look like he was lying at all!
Could it be that I made a mistake???
Because Tang Qian was banned for a long time, there was no news about him in the country for a long time. Besides, Xiao Yna was originally a "peripheral". How much basketball or sports do you expect her to know? She turned around and asked Tang Qian
After her cousin said a few words and got a positive answer, she once again put on a domineering look and said: "You are as poor as a dog! My parents have been laid off, but you are still pretending to me here. You are showing off your power! What do you think I am?
Are you scared? I'm telling you, apologize to me right away, so for your cousin's sake, I can let you go!"
"Xiao Qian! Apologize immediately! Xiao Yina has a lot of energy! Her family is full of wealthy people, and I can't help you if you piss her off!" But Tang Qian disappointed his cousin, and he still looked a little funny, saying
: "She scolded me like this, and you want me to apologize? Didn't your brains get eaten by zombies? I tell you, this means she is a woman. Otherwise, if she was a man, I would have slapped her away and hit her
His grandparents don’t even know her!"
"You!" My cousin really didn't understand why the Tang Qian family, which had always been low-key, suddenly became so tough, but before she thought about it, little Y-na said: "You said that yourself! You little bitch! You are finished!"
I will prevent you from leaving City Y today!" After saying that, she started to make a phone call, and it seemed that she wanted to call someone to "help" her.
"Old Tang, will my son be okay? We..." Tang's mother was still a woman, and she was instinctively afraid.
"It doesn't matter. I believe Xiao Qian. Xiao Qian has broken out of the United States by himself. Do you think he will be so brainless?" Tang's father thought more. He held Tang's mother down and asked her to calm down.
"Calling someone?" Tang Qian said with a "hehe" smile: "Feel free to call, but if there are too few people calling, I can help you!"
Tang Qian is really not afraid. Not to mention that he is stuck outside the field. Just saying that this is China, there cannot be any "hot weapons". In this case, he is very confident in his own skills. He can deal with ordinary people and athletes.
His fighting ability is absolutely terrifying, and his strength, speed, and physique are comparable to "Superman". Besides, he has also hatched a plan in his mind to make this arrogant "Little Y-Na" go out crying.
At this moment, Tang Qian's cell phone rang and said, "Tang, you're not at home? Why don't you open the door?"
Taylor? Why did she call again? Didn’t I tell you that I wasn’t in Los Angeles?
"Taylor, I'm not in Los Angeles right now. Didn't I tell you?" Before Tang Qian could finish speaking, Taylor left him speechless and said, "I know, I'm in China now, in City Y."
What? What? This little aunt came to China? To City Y? No, this is not a joke, right?
"Ty, Taylor, are you kidding me?"
"Do you think I'm joking with you? I'm at the door of your home in China right now! If I hadn't taken care of your parents, I would have called someone to pry the door open!"
"Yes, but I'm not here now."
"Not here? You won't tell me that you're back in Los Angeles, right? I don't believe this!"
"No, no, I am currently in the XXXX Community in Y City. This is my uncle and aunt's home. My parents and I are 'visiting' here!"
Taylor did not savor Tang Qian's words carefully. He just repeated the answer after hearing it, and then quickly hung up the phone.
Me, let me go and hang up? She won’t, she won’t really come to China? Come to Y city, right?
When did she apply for the visa?
In fact, not to mention Taylor, many women Tang Qian knew had already applied for "visas" to China just in case. However, when applying for the visas, they all saw the power of China. The United States
The passport capability is very strong. Data from 2013 shows that it can provide visa-free or visa-on-arrival to more than 180 countries, but...excluding China.
Do you know how many countries in the world can get visa-free entry into China? Haha, there are only 3.
Yes, there are 3. This was the situation in 2013. One is no more and the other is less, namely Singapore, Brunei, and Japan. In addition, no matter whether you are from the United States, Switzerland, or the United Kingdom, if you want to come to China, just apply.
Visa. This made a group of American girls feel the power of the Chinese Empire. They originally thought about spending money to get a green card, but unfortunately, they were hit hard again.
Because there are currently only... more than 5,000 green cards in China. Well, it's not the "number of cards issued" in 2013, but only a total of more than 5,000. The "number of cards issued" in 2013 was more than 250. This makes this group
The American girl suddenly collapsed and had no choice but to apply for a visa honestly and wait for the approval from the Celestial Empire.
But after all, rich people still have some "privileges". As long as they are willing to spend money on procedures and procedures, they can still greatly shorten the process and give priority to services. This made them all feel awe again for the ancient land of China.
Affection.
Look, people used to say that it was difficult to get a green card in the United States, but in 2013, the "number of green cards issued" in the United States was as high as 1 million, while in China, there were only more than 250. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's a big deal.
"Xiao Qian, are you a friend from the United States?" Tang's mother asked after hearing Tang Qian speak in English.
It's funny to say that none of the people here have passed the oral English test, including my cousin. He has managed to get through the fourth level of college. You want him to learn listening, speaking, reading and writing? That's not as good as that.
It will kill him! Besides, after so many years of not using it, it has long been wasted. As for little Y-na, she is just a straw bag. She has not even learned how to speak Chinese. You want her to speak a foreign language?
Tang Qian came back to his senses and said, "Mom, Taylor is coming over later, the singer you saw last time in Los Angeles."
"Taylor Swift?" Tang's mother had a good memory, perhaps because she had done her homework secretly, and said, "That tall foreign girl is coming? To China? City Y?" Tang Qian nodded helplessly.
He said: "Yes, Mom, that's her. She has come this way now."
"Oh, how can that be done? You see, I haven't done much to clean up this! How about Old Tang, will you accompany me to get my hair done now? I heard that their big stars like fashionable people!" Tang Qian was fucked by Tang's mother.
She couldn't laugh or cry, and said: "Mom, our home is only ten minutes away from here. It's too late for you to go out now, so forget it."
"Oh, look, you really don't know how to do things. Why didn't you tell mom about such an important thing earlier? If you had known that your dad and I would be waiting at home, why would you come here?"
"Mom, I don't know. She attacked suddenly," Tang Qian said, feeling "unjustly accused".
Listening to the words of Tang Qian's family, little Y-na suddenly interrupted: "Return to Taylor Swift? I think your family is crazy, right? A world-class superstar will come to China? Will he come to Y City? Especially come to Y City?
Look at you guys? Your brains are really burned out!"
Others don't know about the European and American entertainment industry, but Xiao Yna does, because she is a fan of Taylor herself, and has also attended Taylor's concerts abroad. So when she heard Tang Qian's family talk about their "idol", Xiao Yina
Y-na couldn't help but ridiculed her harshly.
"Why can't world-class superstars come? Do you look down on City Y? Why are you still here if you look down on City Y?" After Tang Qian finished speaking, little Y Na screamed: "I'm not looking down on City Y! I am
I look down on you! I look down on you, a poor bastard! Do you understand!!!"
"Oh~ Then you will be slapped in the face later, because they are here to see me~" Tang Qian said in a very pretentious manner.
PS: The first update is here, and another update will be sent in the early morning~Xiao Zi will never break his promise~
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